Will you help Kanako solve the mystery of the missing pants?

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Anonymous Thu Feb 6 13:43:52 2014 No.11876242 [Reply] [Original]

Will you help Kanako solve the mystery of the missing pants?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 13:45:52 2014 No.11876248 she wears skirts, not pants

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 13:46:52 2014 No.11876251 Only if she can help me solve the mystery of the hard protrusion in my pants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 13:58:39 2014 No.11876303 >>11876251 It's a bottle of Yakult.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 14:02:23 2014 No.11876321 >>11876303 hehehe

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 14:25:38 2014 No.11876402 File: 207 KB, 1600x1200, 29075753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The mystery remains unsolved...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 19:57:44 2014 No.11877043 I need to carefully inspect the scene of the crime

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 20:32:00 2014 No.11877109 File: 164 KB, 600x853, kanako sleep2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But why? The situation is clearly better without them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 21:03:16 2014 No.11877182 When I grow up, I want to be just like Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 21:10:31 2014 No.11877204 >>11877182 I'd fuck your grown self

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 21:55:32 2014 No.11877321 File: 352 KB, 1372x884, 1391741723539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 22:33:34 2014 No.11877389 Mysteriously, my pants seem to be missing as well. We should help each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 23:50:39 2014 No.11877572 >>11876242 Yeah, if she solves the problem of my erect dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 00:16:25 2014 No.11877624 Nope. She'll just have to walk around with her butt and vagina exposed!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 00:20:55 2014 No.11877630 >>11877204 You'll have to wait until I grow up into a big mommy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 00:23:55 2014 No.11877633 >>11877624 She's not going to just walk around like that, you dope. She'll improvise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 01:44:00 2014 No.11877774 File: 429 KB, 1200x835, mama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want this mystery to remain unsolved, I don't mind seeing mamas naked butt...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 02:00:33 2014 No.11877805 >>11877630 are you a cute girl?

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 02:06:32 2014 No.11877822

>>11877633
It would be cute if she walked around squatwaddling, trying to keep her sweater pulled down low enough to cover her naked privates. But then there would be a few times where she'd absentmindedly let go and have her butt and crotch be exposed, only to quickly cover herself again once she realizes. Then her face would turn bright red and her vagina would leak a bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 02:07:18 2014 No.11877825 File: 143 KB, 1169x827, 41367498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 10:14:41 2014 No.11878511 File: 99 KB, 600x600, 1391786067418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we ever have a Kanako thread without the Oedipus complex?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 10:17:12 2014 No.11878520 File: 777 KB, 767x694, 1391786276472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daddy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 15:19:26 2014 No.11879100 >>11877805 only girls can be mommies silly...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 21:02:50 2014 No.11879913 File: 220 KB, 800x651, 1386247621844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11878511 Why would you want that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 21:09:50 2014 No.11879933 File: 16 KB, 220x220, its kanakp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 21:16:06 2014 No.11879953 >>11876402 This picture single-handedly made me like Kanako. I'm impressed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 21:28:50 2014 No.11879990 File: 1.21 MB, 2884x4084, f2025856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11878511 It's going to be hard, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 21:30:35 2014 No.11879996 File: 450 KB, 1600x1200, 1364688283114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Older women can be moe too!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 21:33:52 2014 No.11880005 >>11879913 I wish my mom drank so I could do dirty stuff to her when she's passed out.

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 22:39:37 2014 No.11880195
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kids be all like "Kanako ain't as strong as the other Stage 6 Bosses" but let me tell you why that's bullshit. Kanako is a master strategist and web-spinner. She beat Suwako and took over her shrine even though Suwako is more powerful one-on-one. And made it so they both benefited. She gained shitloads of faith and when the market was waning, she adapted to a changing environment and set up shop in Gensokyo and quickly made ground in the faith market.
And then she went ahead and caused the next four incidents in the series.
Most Stage Four bosses only cause one incident per game. But Kanako did five in a row. Besides her own game and first appearance: Convincing Okuu to devour Yatagarasu, which then caused the geyser that freed the Palanquin Ship and Byakuren's crew, which built their temple on the Taoist's Mausoleum, causing Ten Desires, and then their conflict between the two indirectly causing Hopeless Masquerade.

All according to Kanakp's Master Plan...
And this is why she is one of the best 2hu

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 22:44:07 2014 No.11880199 >>11880195 But to what ends?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 22:48:07 2014 No.11880211 >>11880199 Ask ZUN

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 22:53:37 2014 No.11880219 Kanako likes showing off her feet. She is a slut.

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 22:53:52 2014 No.11880221
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>>11880199
Wait and see, my friend
The full plan probably isn't even finished.

But look at all the good Kanako has done. She even capitalized on Okuu and brought nuclear power to Gensokyo.
Maybe she was allied with Nitori in HM and it was a ploy to stimulate business and allied with Mamizou to give out more loans.

Kanako is very business savy and knows how to work the market.
Look how she even worked to make herself popular on /jp/! Perfect mazacon marketing strategy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 22:59:52 2014 No.11880230 File: 136 KB, 900x813, 1374426178507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11880219

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:05:37 2014 No.11880247 File: 296 KB, 1920x1080, 1391832327089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd work for Kanako, for a better Gensokyo

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:07:37 2014 No.11880250
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What's that?
A certain shrine maiden is gathering faith from displaying her armpits?
Well Kanako competes with that by creating her own niche market, hairy armpits. And then deploys Sanae and her armpits when she needs to compete with Reimu's armpit.
A master of market demographics and a great example of market penetration.

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:11:07 2014 No.11880261
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Don't think normal Kanako is very cute?
Not to worry, we got Snake-Eyed Kanakp

Good example of reworking consumer perceptions and redesigning packaging in order to gain more believers/customers.

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:16:52 2014 No.11880275
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Like huge breasts? Kanako's got you covered
Like flat chests? You got Suwako
Like inbetween breasts that fit in your hand? Sanae

Kanako and the Moriyas are covering all bases. Even to lolicons, mazacons, and whatever liking normal girls like Sanae would be named.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:17:37 2014 No.11880278 >>11880250 I'd worship Kanako's sweaty smelly armpits!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:18:22 2014 No.11880282 >>11880275 Those things do not fit in any hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:23:37 2014 No.11880296 >>11880195 She's an idiot who doesn't know how to take responsibility for her failures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:23:52 2014 No.11880297 >>11880250 >>11880278 God I love sweaty smelly hairy armpits, especially Kanako's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:29:56 2014 No.11880318 File: 14 KB, 480x360, you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11880282 Get bigger hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:30:56 2014 No.11880320 File: 115 KB, 739x800, 1377920755466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11880296 go back to bed, Reimu Thanks for cleaning up some of the incidents free of charge when Sanae was busy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:34:11 2014 No.11880327 Can someone please post more mama Kanako pictures? I really like them!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:41:12 2014 No.11880353 File: 507 KB, 706x1000, 1316995983521.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11880005

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:42:11 2014 No.11880357 File: 97 KB, 600x600, 1356526820017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11880353

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:46:27 2014 No.11880366 >>11880353 >>11880357 Please don't rape drunk Kanako!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:47:26 2014 No.11880371 >>11880366 see >>11877109

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:48:57 2014 No.11880374 File: 108 KB, 675x900, 40941914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:49:26 2014 No.11880376 File: 160 KB, 720x750, 1367011044592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11880366 what if drunk Kanako rape you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:50:56 2014 No.11880381 File: 1.50 MB, 991x1200, 1350559278697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kanako can get kinda aggressive when she gets intoxicated...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:57:56 2014 No.11880397 File: 201 KB, 919x1300, 1368020816911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 05:54:42 2014 No.11880986 If i wet the bed, will Kanako punish me by making me wear little girl clothes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 15:13:13 2014 No.11881951 File: 129 KB, 698x899, 1381996867782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 15:18:43 2014 No.11881960 File: 144 KB, 1000x775, 1321501725799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you hug? Y/N

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 15:20:58 2014 No.11881968 >>11880250 Hairy armpits are disgusting!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 15:23:28 2014 No.11881979 >>11880261 >>11881951 >>11879933 These are very cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 15:27:45 2014 No.11881984 >>11880986 It's not punishment if it is already one of your daily activities, homoqueer faglord.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 15:29:59 2014 No.11881990 File: 86 KB, 567x567, 1334327045779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11881979 I love Snake-Eyed Kanako

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 15:31:00 2014 No.11881997 File: 283 KB, 501x800, 40055233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 16:13:15 2014 No.11882081 >>11881951 This must be the cutest Kanakp. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 16:28:45 2014 No.11882116 File: 1.31 MB, 1748x2480, 1391894910441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 16:49:00 2014 No.11882171 File: 456 KB, 1200x850, 1391896191804.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11880381 Rubbing Kanoko's feet will calm her down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 04:10:37 2014 No.11884020 >>11881984 Yeah but i want Kanako with me

>>	Assreaver Sun Feb 9 04:32:25 2014 No.11884054 File: 180 KB, 615x1000, rakugaki145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >See OP image >Click thread >Rest of images are shit Beh. Can I hijack into Naked Sweater thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 04:39:40 2014 No.11884060 >>11884054 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 04:41:40 2014 No.11884063 File: 211 KB, 572x678, kanako snake eyes4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snake-eyed Kanako is always this cute little thing. I want to see normal Kanako with eyes like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 09:07:24 2014 No.11884478 >>11884054 Okuufags pls go

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 09:22:39 2014 No.11884497 File: 794 KB, 1074x1074, 1347023226556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11884063

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 09:23:09 2014 No.11884503 File: 207 KB, 1146x1618, 1391955833839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 09:27:24 2014 No.11884513 File: 333 KB, 627x885, 1339352565994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 10:04:33 2014 No.11884572 >>11884063 snake eyes is canon dood

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 14:29:47 2014 No.11885088 File: 241 KB, 726x1000, kanako18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11884503 That's more like it. Don't think she should have them all the time, though. I like the idea of her pupils narrowing when she gets mad or wants to intimidate someone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 13:47:06 2014 No.11889913 Kanako is my sexy milf lover!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 20:41:00 2014 No.11890802 >>11884572 One of the only good things to come out of SoPM.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 19:11:56 2014 No.11893039 File: 225 KB, 1000x851, 1392250309412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 19:13:41 2014 No.11893041 I'd rather help her solve the mystery of her parts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 19:40:28 2014 No.11893093 File: 199 KB, 708x1000, 妊婦.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 22:11:33 2014 No.11893373 >>11880376 You know it wouldn't be rape, silly.

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