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>> No.11856240
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I think it's really funny how they decided to censor their noble parts with the faces of Saber and Arcueid.

>> No.11856244

>>11856190
>the Lancer's reactions

Too much for my sides to handle.

>> No.11856418

What are we supposed to discuss in this thread exactly? ****y will just delete any gaycockposts.

>> No.11856433

>>11856418
Lancer's Gay Bulge.

>> No.11856442
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I want to be a main character with a 30 inch penis and skewer the main heroine with it... I bet it'd feel really good to have every single inch of it inside her throat/pussy/ass...

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I had a really bad dream, /jp/. I was on some kind of field trip with my class and we were traveling by pubic transport - a train. The train was really packed however and we kinda were all pushed against each other. I noticed something odd though. There was a tall guy from my class practically spooning me and I was quietly rebelling telling him to move away a little but he didn't move at all. It was then I felt something sort of brushing against my butt, it was his dick! It was really thick, hard and really really long. Since he was taller than me it was sloping downwards between my butt cheeks and extended down my thighs. I was pretty horrified after figuring out what it was since I used my hands. I could feel myself blushing and slightly rebelled even louder (still something of a whisper though), telling him to shove his giant dick back in his pants and fuck off and he was gross and disgusting and all that but he didn't pay me any attention at all... so I just endured the feeling of his hot shaft between my legs. I kept telling him to move it away to the point of even begging him but he didn't let up, and when I turned to look at his face, he was even smugly satisfied for some reason. I woke up sweating and feeling extremely violated.

Is this what being molested is like?

>> No.11859136
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Longswords.

Longdicks.

>> No.11860165

I want to be banged by all of the men in that picture.

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It's no wonder they have such easy time with female attention.

>> No.11861233

>>11860217
Do the girls inspect their bulges before approaching them?

>> No.11861239

>>11859136
I want to sheath my sword in your scabbard.

>> No.11861252

>>11859136
So, which longsword would you wield?

>> No.11861256

>>11861233
I assume they gossip about penis sizes.

>> No.11861315

>>11856418
Moderator why u so homophobe. >:(

>> No.11861360
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>>11861239
You shouldn't insert your sword into a scabbard not tailored to fit the sword's size and shape.

>>11861252
The Langschwert of course!

>> No.11861377

>>11861360
I'm sure it will stretch to accommodate.

>> No.11861388
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>>11861377
Why don't you try it and see what happens to your sword.

>> No.11861391

>>11861377
No, compatibility is important

>> No.11861403

>>11861391
Does that mean I have to find someone with the correct size sword?

What are my chances of that happening?

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>>11861403
Maybe you should have thought about that before buying an empty scabbard.

>> No.11861416

>>11861410
I didn't buy it, it was a gift

>> No.11861423

>>11861416
Why don't you sell it, I'm sure there'll be a couple of buyers.

>> No.11861427

>>11861423
I've thought about that but it's not nice to sell gifts

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>>11861427
Just store it away then. You'll find the right sword eventually I'm sure.

>> No.11861446

>>11861441
Okay

I just thought /jp/ would be a good place to search,

Maybe some day

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>>11861446
I have a sword but it already has a scabbard, sorry! It's actually in a scabbard right now. A beautiful, well constructed scabbard where it fits perfectly.

>> No.11861480

>>11861462
Right now as you're posting?!

I'm quite jealous

How does it feel?

>> No.11861492

>>11861441
Why is he running into a dead end?

>> No.11861645

>>11861492
That's what Shirou always does until the dojo kicks him back.

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>>11861480
Huh? How does ``what'' feel?

>> No.11861770

>>11861754
I don't know... what were you talking about?

>> No.11861774

>>11861770
You must be confused.

>> No.11861806

>>11861774
I really am, wasn't the whole sword-sheath thing a metaphor?

>> No.11862553

>>11861754
Heaven, presumably.

>> No.11863724

Hey guys...

I think Freezing's gay.

>> No.11863753

>>11863724
I'm sure it's just your imagination.

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