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1184525 No.1184525 [Reply] [Original]

I'm finally a father, /jp/.

This is the happiest day of my life.

Flandre and I would like to thank you for your continued support and donations.

>> No.1184534

I can spare tree fiddy for your adorable little baby.

>> No.1184530

YOU FUCKED MY WIFE YOU NIGGER!

>> No.1184529

in b4 Alice tears cake

>> No.1184545

>>1184530

I'm sorry, but Flandre is my loving wife.

Perhaps you're thinking of Alice.

>> No.1184553

must my beautiful 2D fantasy be stained by 3D-world bullshit like pregnancy and babies?

>> No.1184569

>>1184525
Enjoy seeing your wife destroy your baby's eye followed by yours the next time she's pissed off.

>> No.1184566

>>1184525
Enjoy seeing your wise destroy your baby's eye followed by yours the next time she's pissed off.

>> No.1184627

How can an undead give birth?

>> No.1184637

>>1184627
She asked god.

>> No.1184633

You picked the inferior sister.

>> No.1184646

>>1184525
Something went awfully wrong...
Initiate extermination sequence!

>> No.1184651

so ronery

>> No.1184652

BABY SHOWER @ SDM

>> No.1184668

I wonder if the water will scald the baby if you try to baptize it.

>> No.1184674

>>1184633
0/10

>> No.1184683

>>1184674
If you raged, you can't rate him 0, fag.

>> No.1184700

>>1184683
just ignore him, people don't seem to know how the shitty troll rating system works

>> No.1184776

>>1184530
The baby appears white

>> No.1184782

>>1184776
Strange. A half-vampire should be black, right?

>> No.1184809

>>1184782
Comment is that if the man who "FUCKED MY WIFE" were in fact a nigger the baby would not be white.

>> No.1184811

>>1184525
You filthy creep. Have you no shame getting a child pregnant? Have you ever questioned yourself if she can endure the burden of raising a child?How is she going to milk it? Will her body withstand all this stress? Have you considered all the gossip about the child when it grows up? And I suppose you are going to find a good job to feed you family. Or not? Are YOU even suitable to be a father?

>> No.1184812

This was how Blade was born

>> No.1184816

>>1184811
Isn't Flandre like 600 years old?

>>1184812
And D

>> No.1184831

>>1184811
She's a vampire mistress living in a mansion capable of destroying the world. I think she can handle it, or maybe she'll eat the baby.

>> No.1184832

>>1184816
Yes, but she practically has the body (and mentality) of a grade schooler. Being a vampire grants immortality and weird-ass powers and shit, but other than that, Flan is just a kiddie.

Also she's about 495 y.o.

>> No.1184848

By the way; does the baby have Christmas lights sticking out of its back?

>> No.1184852
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1184852

better 1

>> No.1184859
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1184859

better 2

>> No.1184863

>>1184832
I think super-human abilities or whatnot means she can probably withstand childbirth just fine..

>>1184811
Expected bel air or something, you disappointed me, please die.

>> No.1184882

>>1184852
>>1184859

Saved!

>> No.1184896

>>1184852
>>1184859
Who clipped her wings?

>> No.1184907

>>1184863
>Expected bel air or something

I'm sorry, you'll have to go back to /b/ for that shit.

>> No.1184906

>>1184863
"Evaporating shit" slightly differs from "raising a child". The second also requires a strong mind and little Flan... ahem... is SUPER-MOE!

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