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Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:28:38 2014 No.11840210 [DELETED]

>/jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:28:07 2014 No.11840213 >>11840210 Please go back to the 90s and never return, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:30:22 2014 No.11840215 File: 229 KB, 569x533, jp just got frustrated.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840213

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:31:37 2014 No.11840218 >>11840215 I am not /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:32:07 2014 No.11840223 >>11840222 >That

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:32:37 2014 No.11840221 /jp/ is not jews

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:32:37 2014 No.11840222 File: 95 KB, 600x800, 1278398599992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840218

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:33:22 2014 No.11840225 File: 275 KB, 920x920, Get out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840218

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:33:22 2014 No.11840226 >>11840221 LOL

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:36:07 2014 No.11840234 >>11840221 >/jp/ >not jews /jp/ - Jewish Pride

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:40:24 2014 No.11840243 File: 150 KB, 738x554, ThisIsWhat I doWithMyLife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840223 This?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:40:24 2014 No.11840244 What internet browsers do truNEETs use?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:41:08 2014 No.11840248 >>11840221 Go away, T-Doge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:41:38 2014 No.11840246 >>11840244 aol1.0

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:41:53 2014 No.11840247 >>11840210 /jp/ is jewish?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:42:09 2014 No.11840252 >>11840244

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:42:38 2014 No.11840251 >>11840246 Good choice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:43:38 2014 No.11840254 >>11840247 see >>11840221

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:44:08 2014 No.11840256 File: 65 KB, 654x322, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:48:23 2014 No.11840263 JANNYS AWAY _FREAK_OUT_

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:50:08 2014 No.11840270 >>11840244 Opera

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:51:23 2014 No.11840272 >>11840243 who dat cutie on the right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:51:23 2014 No.11840273 >>11840270 Chromium a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:54:23 2014 No.11840277 >>11840263 neet thread? what did you guys do today?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:55:38 2014 No.11840280 >>11840272 gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:55:55 2014 No.11840281 >>11840273 Uh...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:56:25 2014 No.11840282 >>11840277 I had to work, been NEETing it up since I got off though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:56:39 2014 No.11840285 >>11840280 how's that gay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:56:39 2014 No.11840286 >>11840277 neeting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:57:54 2014 No.11840290 >>11840282 nice dude, me too. i love unwinding with some /a/ and /jp/ after a hard day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:58:24 2014 No.11840292 Do all NEETs live with their parents, or do some own their own place?

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:58:24 2014 No.11840293

Lately I've been thinking of ways I can make money, but nothing really appeals to me because I'm lazy. In the end I've been thinking that it may be easiest to do lewd things because it seems like it pays a lot and I don't really have to do anything, but there's a problem. I don't want my first time to be with another guy and I don't want to get AIDS. I may or may not have almost been tricked into doing something like that before, so I don't think I wouldn't be able to get into it if I just put myself out there. Still, I want it to be the absolute last resort.

How can I make $200 in a month to buy a 3DS XL?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:00:54 2014 No.11840303 >>11840281 Don't tell me you're still using 12.16.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:01:54 2014 No.11840307 >>11840292 I live with my parents.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:02:24 2014 No.11840310 File: 3 KB, 256x81, whatofit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840303

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:02:39 2014 No.11840311 >>11840307 Do your parents think you're miserable trash? I want to be NEET but I'm afraid of making them disappointed in me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:05:09 2014 No.11840320 File: 620 KB, 1200x840, 1377980965001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEETs - GET A JOB EETs - GET BACK TO WORK

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:06:55 2014 No.11840323

>>11840293
I wouldn't go near any men on craiglists, I'm sure all those filthy homos have aids and it isn't worth it for a video game system. Try selling some of the shit you own off on ebay maybe? Make items for dota2 or just try and play the dota2 market.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:09:09 2014 No.11840330 >>11840243 LMAO @ those chuu2.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:18:09 2014 No.11840344 >>11840323 I don't own anything that would sell for much. I'd have to sell a lot of my stuff (most of which I use) to just get one handheld console. I also don't know anything about dota 2.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:20:54 2014 No.11840347 File: 533 KB, 2048x1536, opera.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840244

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:21:39 2014 No.11840349 >>11840347 MILGGGG

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:23:39 2014 No.11840356 >>11840344 I guess if you kill yourself you might be able to play 3ds in the after-life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:24:10 2014 No.11840360 >>11840347 Holy shit that's a hairy arm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:25:09 2014 No.11840362 >>11840347 Fagg/o/ts can't be truNEETs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:25:10 2014 No.11840361 >>11840347 hey dude, I like your youtube channel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:26:39 2014 No.11840363 where are my warosu bros ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:29:09 2014 No.11840367 >>11840363 warosu2.no-ip.org

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:30:39 2014 No.11840372 Who Vita here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:30:54 2014 No.11840373 >>11840363 >>11840367 They're all waiting for you on /ghost/ 2.0 !

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:31:24 2014 No.11840374 File: 859 KB, 1920x1080, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840244

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:32:09 2014 No.11840376 >>11840374 Those are some nice tabs you got there

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:32:39 2014 No.11840377 >>11840374 Reported to the NSA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:32:54 2014 No.11840379 >>11840367 can someone confirm this link to be safe, normally i would check out every source code of a new site i want to enter by myself but it's late

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:33:54 2014 No.11840382 >>11840347 Doritos are disgusting

>>	derek Sat Jan 25 23:34:39 2014 No.11840384 >>11840379 no virus :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:34:39 2014 No.11840385 >>11840382 wow so kind of like you?

>>	derek Sat Jan 25 23:35:09 2014 No.11840389 >>11840379 jeez what the f*ck dude r u some kinda nerd??

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:35:55 2014 No.11840388 >>11840361 Please give a link.

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sat Jan 25 23:36:42 2014 No.11840391 File: 366 KB, 2149x2500, 1342929491721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:37:42 2014 No.11840393 >>11840384 thanks derek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:38:26 2014 No.11840394 >>11840388 http://www.youtube.com/user/DreamJ2eaper

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:38:26 2014 No.11840395 >>11840367 it's not the same...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:38:41 2014 No.11840396 >>11840374 >Firefox 8 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:39:11 2014 No.11840398 File: 772 KB, 827x1240, 39044873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840391

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:39:41 2014 No.11840399 >>11840388 https://www.youtube.com/user/TheLordofShell

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:40:56 2014 No.11840403 >>11840347 why don't you spam cocks anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:41:41 2014 No.11840404 >>11840403 He got tired of it so he started spamming anime characters, but he was arrested recently when the police caught him molesting a little girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:42:41 2014 No.11840407 >>11840403 That guy's not me. I don't own a Porsche, nor do I like milk. I'd also feel really bad posting a photo that looks that poor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:45:11 2014 No.11840413 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x960, 9907335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Firefox 26.0 I'm not funny or interesting so I won't take a picture or screencap

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:45:56 2014 No.11840417 No one uses Aurora? To scared of constant updates?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:46:11 2014 No.11840419 >>11840403 Also, to answer, I started doing other things. This summer I spent most of the time with my cousins or riding, and now I'm trying to get into making videos. My arm isn't that fucking big either, Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:47:56 2014 No.11840423 >>11840417 I use aurora as my back up browser.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:48:27 2014 No.11840424 >>11840407 calm down josh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:48:41 2014 No.11840425 >>11840423 I'd use you as my back up browser, if you know what I'm saying

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:49:11 2014 No.11840428 >>11840419 >other things Like being in jail for sexual assault.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:51:26 2014 No.11840432 >>11840417 Enjoy you are Australis in February.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:51:41 2014 No.11840433 >>11840413 The picture you attached to your post made me laugh. I think you are lying about not being funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:53:41 2014 No.11840437 >>11840419 Did your cousins ride you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:56:26 2014 No.11840443 >>11840433 Your easily amused, 9 times out of 10 you're an idiot as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:56:41 2014 No.11840444 >>11840303 opera 12.16 is the masterrace

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:58:11 2014 No.11840449 >>11840443 no bully

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:58:57 2014 No.11840450 File: 6 KB, 343x209, opera.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840444 Nah Nice trips, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:58:57 2014 No.11840451 >>11840244 People who ask this question are always the worst people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:59:41 2014 No.11840454 >>11840451 I'm a great person

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:59:41 2014 No.11840455 I don't know if I should go for a NEET smoke break or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:00:26 2014 No.11840459 >>11840451 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:00:41 2014 No.11840460 >>11840437 Well, on my back and on my shoulders, yeah. Never like a horse while I crawled on all fours though so that's a bit disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:00:41 2014 No.11840461 >>11840455 NEETs shouldn't smoke! Drop that cigarette!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:01:41 2014 No.11840464 >>11840455 How do you afford cigarettes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:02:41 2014 No.11840468 >>11840455 Neets can't afford to smoke. >>11840454 Prove it. >>11840449 Fuck you. >>11840459 Personal experience. I would also like to take this time to remind you to buy a 4chan pass today!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:02:56 2014 No.11840469 >>11840461 Why not, it's not like our health is at top of our priorities. >>11840464 I can't, I spent my food money on them. #NEETlife

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:03:41 2014 No.11840470 >>11840468 >prove it Okay

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:03:56 2014 No.11840472 >>11840460 I meant on you're d*ck, you retarded pedo......

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:04:56 2014 No.11840475 >>11840469 Start vaping, it's cheaper in the long term.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:05:11 2014 No.11840480 >>11840472 Not like that, sorry. I don't think a 9/10 year old would be able to accomodate an adult anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:05:26 2014 No.11840477 cocks o c k s

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:06:26 2014 No.11840483 >>11840475 Uhh... you mean like vaping drum tobacco...?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:06:56 2014 No.11840484 i really hope my investments skyrocket some day so i can NEET for the rest of my miserable life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:07:26 2014 No.11840488 File: 404 KB, 873x675, 1352433581890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:07:42 2014 No.11840489 >>11840483 No, start using an e-cig.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:07:56 2014 No.11840491 >>11840480 >I don't think a 9/10 year old would be able to accomodate an adult anyway I doubt that will stop you, worthless pedo scum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:08:41 2014 No.11840495 >>11840491 Of course it would stop me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:08:56 2014 No.11840496 >>11840477 cocks o c k suckit h i r l e y

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:09:11 2014 No.11840497 >>11840489 Yeah I probably should get one, but I have zero willingness anyways so I can't be bothered to order one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:10:26 2014 No.11840501 official /jp/ culture thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:10:41 2014 No.11840503 File: 28 KB, 314x341, Saged_animu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840488 I reported, but it did nothing gomen anon-san. There's like 4 others too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:11:41 2014 No.11840506 I tried listening to that kyary woman so I could be closer to the goddess M, but I just can't deal with her shitty music.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:12:26 2014 No.11840509 >>11840503 >>11840503 get back to your generals nerd this is OUR TURF

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:13:41 2014 No.11840513 >>11840506 PONPONPON is an alright song.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:14:42 2014 No.11840519 >>11840513 I don't know if the song itself is particularly good, whoever designed the jingle definitely made it catchy though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:15:56 2014 No.11840524 File: 101 KB, 720x576, 1383392380283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840509 B-b-b-but muh shitposting. Also please remember to buy a 4chan pass. >>11840513 YOU are a bad person

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:15:56 2014 No.11840525 Is this the shitpost general?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:16:41 2014 No.11840528 >>11840525 /jp/ is the official shitposting board shitposting is otaku culture

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:16:56 2014 No.11840529 I'm so excited that this thread is alive! I think I'm going to go get a snack now to celebrate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:17:27 2014 No.11840530 >>11840519 catchy = good, /mu/ nerd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:18:26 2014 No.11840532 >>11840530 >meme :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:19:26 2014 No.11840533 >>11840532 it's pronounced メメ

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:19:41 2014 No.11840534 >>11840530 I don't browse /mu/, crossie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:20:12 2014 No.11840539 >>11840530 Why not? What's more important than being enjoyable to listen to?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:21:41 2014 No.11840541 >>11840529 Are you the same guy who said he drank 2 2 liters of soda every day? Please, think of what you're doing to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:22:11 2014 No.11840543 File: 87 KB, 1361x735, 1390713723277.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840244 lynx.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:22:56 2014 No.11840545 >>11840541 Who FUCKING cares what that nerd drinks, NEETs do not have to give a SHIT about their health god damn pissing pepsi

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:23:11 2014 No.11840546 >>11840532 What meme did I use? >>11840534 Neither do I.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:24:11 2014 No.11840555 File: 365 KB, 1000x1400, 9098[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] where my fatNEETs at

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:24:41 2014 No.11840552 >>11840545 please reconsider your lifestyle you are making your friends on /jp/ worry about you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:24:56 2014 No.11840554 >>11840543 Hello Stallman

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:25:12 2014 No.11840560 File: 22 KB, 403x403, yolo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840545

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:25:26 2014 No.11840556 >>11840543 woah dude r u a hacker?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:25:26 2014 No.11840557 >>11840555 I bet your blood tastes like pure sugar

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:25:56 2014 No.11840558 >>11840552 >friends Like I'd be friends with you homos, you're also talking to the wrong person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:25:56 2014 No.11840559 File: 21 KB, 111x150, 1386798427789.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840545 You're not a truNEET. >>11840539 You're wrong though. >>11840552 Fuck that guy, he doesn't deserve to live.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:26:26 2014 No.11840562 >>11840555 Here

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:26:56 2014 No.11840564 >>11840541 You know, '"snack" doesn't have to mean something unhealthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:26:56 2014 No.11840565 >>11840559 Son, I am more tru than you could ever hope to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:27:26 2014 No.11840566 File: 22 KB, 640x480, 1379738795051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840556 maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:27:26 2014 No.11840567 >>11840555 I'm a thin NEET. sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:28:26 2014 No.11840569 >>11840555 there >>11840545

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:28:26 2014 No.11840570 I miss that one fatNEET that used to brag about being 400lbs and he'd say GET ON MY LEVEL >>11840567 Keep eating and someday you might ascend to fatneet status

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:29:26 2014 No.11840572 File: 69 KB, 478x330, 7560254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, Joey, if you're hurtin', so am I.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:29:41 2014 No.11840574 File: 231 KB, 1200x1200, 133729768499.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post Lain

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:29:41 2014 No.11840575 File: 76 KB, 379x298, 1390711474907.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:29:41 2014 No.11840576 who sage otaku here

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:29:41 2014 No.11840577 >>11840539 That's what I was saying. People who think catchy music is bad are dumb /mu/ nerds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:30:12 2014 No.11840584 >>11840555 Me. I've been working on losing weight, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:30:26 2014 No.11840580 >>11840577 The catchy part was just designed by someone completely unrelated to the singer though, that's why the song itself is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:30:41 2014 No.11840581 File: 75 KB, 720x638, 1389668155454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840555 >>11840565 Fat Neets are fauxNeets. All true neets are /fit/, they also must know how to operate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:30:56 2014 No.11840583 File: 322 KB, 336x342, 1390663303927.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:31:26 2014 No.11840585 File: 175 KB, 1393x1058, 135776468259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The occasional thread like this is nice...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:31:41 2014 No.11840586 File: 91 KB, 700x700, 1360779405182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840574 ok

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:32:11 2014 No.11840587 File: 62 KB, 519x596, 1383701123877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840575

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:32:26 2014 No.11840591 >>11840576 the sage is gone my friend. sometimes i look back on those times and wonder if they were real at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:32:41 2014 No.11840592 >>11840583 butthurt 2hu nerd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:32:41 2014 No.11840593 >>11840583 haha! i like this gif!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:32:56 2014 No.11840594 File: 421 KB, 1098x1645, 1390341124130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840574 I don't seem to understand the correlation between Slowpoke and Lain, but I entirely don't mind it at all. Encourage it, even.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:33:41 2014 No.11840596 File: 825 KB, 1280x720, 1378712631389.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840576 Yo soy sage otaku hermano. >>11840583 You know it bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:33:41 2014 No.11840597 >>11840580 How does that make the song shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:34:11 2014 No.11840599 >>11840581 truNEETs aren't crossies...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:34:56 2014 No.11840602 >>11840599 Don't pay that nerdmeister any mind, he's clearly some crossie subhuman.

Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:34:56 2014 No.11840603
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>>11840581
Why the fuck would a truNEET need to work out?
Thats normie shit for people that want girlfriends or to impress others.

Being a truNEET is all about doing what feels good and living for urself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:35:11 2014 No.11840605 File: 32 KB, 500x531, 1332418079296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JAY IS OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! WOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! throws paperball on some dweeblord

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:35:26 2014 No.11840607 >>11840597 he isnt saying that you /mu/ autist, jesus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:35:41 2014 No.11840608 >>/jp/thread/S11839144#p11839598 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:36:41 2014 No.11840614 >>11840603 Working out feels good as HECK, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:36:41 2014 No.11840615 >>11840607 I'm not from /mu/, fagboy. >that's why the song itself is shit

Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:37:11 2014 No.11840621
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>>11840599
>>11840602
TruNeets have nothing better to do than browse an anonymous image board preparing for various implausible scenarios gathering skills along the way.

>>11840603
Working out feels good brah, try it out sometime.

>>11840605
lel

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:37:26 2014 No.11840619 >>11840608 >>/jp/thread/S11839144#p11839603 HOLY SHIT :00000000

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:37:26 2014 No.11840620 >>11840608 You aren't funny dude, you're just a fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:38:42 2014 No.11840624 >>11840619 I didn't get banned for the post he was replying to, thank fucking piss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:38:42 2014 No.11840625 File: 34 KB, 250x250, 1384103766913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] funposting on /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:38:56 2014 No.11840629 >>11840621 Do the "tren" meme next, bro! :-D

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:39:11 2014 No.11840636 >>11840625 This is shitposting, bro. Funposting is that faggy weeb roleplaying shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:39:26 2014 No.11840631 hahah holy shite im pissing all over mah couch

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:39:41 2014 No.11840633 >>11840614 it's hard and boring. swimming is nice and it keeps you slim and girlish

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:39:56 2014 No.11840634 File: 403 KB, 799x720, 1303185421592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At this moment I am euphoric

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:40:11 2014 No.11840637 File: 480 KB, 1326x860, normies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840614 >>11840621 >>11840541

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:40:26 2014 No.11840639 >>11840629 Sure thing broseph, but I'm all shitposted out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:40:26 2014 No.11840640 File: 331 KB, 600x600, 4e62049eSVHmJ2fj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840555 got a whole plate of brownies that mom made

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:40:41 2014 No.11840642 >>11840637 I love this picture, it makes me laugh every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:41:11 2014 No.11840643 >>11840634 cat look like janny LOL

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:41:41 2014 No.11840644 File: 94 KB, 600x710, 1390714884632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] most underrated wug

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:41:56 2014 No.11840646 >>11840637 Normies have jobs,money and girlfriends tho. All I have is my reckless good looks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:41:56 2014 No.11840647 >>11840642 You really must be an easily entertained retard, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:42:26 2014 No.11840651 >>11840647 Don't bully!!

Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:42:56 2014 No.11840653

>>11840640
I love fresh brownies but ones that have cooled down aren't my thing.
Earlier this week I went to a buffet and I kept hearing the waitress mutter mean things under her breath.

If its all you can eat then it should be all you can eat, no bullying allowed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:43:12 2014 No.11840656 how do i deal with the fact that 99% of the people that go to /jp/ now are crossboarders?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:43:26 2014 No.11840657 >>11840644 Too old

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:43:41 2014 No.11840658 >>11840647 I'm actually fucking brilliant, unlike you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:43:41 2014 No.11840659 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, 1390136034323.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840644 Kaya is my fav wug girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:44:26 2014 No.11840661 >>11840656 As opposed to the 100% originally?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:44:41 2014 No.11840664 >>11840656 Suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:44:56 2014 No.11840665 >>11840657 what r u a pedo?!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:45:11 2014 No.11840666 >>11840656 Realize that people like to be well rounded. You probably have seen my replays too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:45:11 2014 No.11840671 >>11840659 Woah... that's pretty slutty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:45:41 2014 No.11840668 File: 68 KB, 590x480, fun giraf game.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Find the giraffe /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:45:56 2014 No.11840669 >>11840633 Swimming gives you broad shoulders. For women this is fine but for men it will ruin any effeminate figure you had before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:46:26 2014 No.11840672 File: 630 KB, 832x687, 1388370409034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Most of the time I want to die but today I feel good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:46:56 2014 No.11840674 >>11840668 what a WACKY pic LOL x)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:47:11 2014 No.11840679 >>11840656 Give up. /jp/ is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:47:26 2014 No.11840675 File: 68 KB, 588x555, Untitled (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840668

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:47:56 2014 No.11840678 >>11840675 cannot unsee

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:48:11 2014 No.11840680 >>11840671 It's fine. She's not showing any pantsu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:48:41 2014 No.11840681 File: 23 KB, 358x600, 1388006651660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840646 forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:49:41 2014 No.11840682 >>11840680 From that angle, but what if you were to her side, god damn slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:49:56 2014 No.11840683 >>11840681 Come on, buddy. That's not really you. Who is that and why did they do to you to make you want to post their picture here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:51:11 2014 No.11840685 >>11840682 But you aren't to her side so it's okay. Calm down she's not a slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:51:11 2014 No.11840686 File: 12 KB, 300x400, jrev.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its almost 1am Anyone up for a Nightcall?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:51:26 2014 No.11840688 File: 46 KB, 347x528, 1389153547250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840681 Gross, my hair isn't that long. Pic related

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:52:26 2014 No.11840689 >>11840685 Whatever you say guy, I think she's pretty damn slutty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:52:26 2014 No.11840690 >>11840686 Please leave, n/o/rmie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:52:56 2014 No.11840691 File: 291 KB, 720x960, 1388798237894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840683 forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:53:41 2014 No.11840693 >>11840688 Skeletor hands

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:53:41 2014 No.11840694 >>11840656 Do you expect me to stick around here all day where threads move at a snail's pace? Of course not, I'm going to go be entertained on another board while I wait half an hour for the thread I just posted in to move.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:53:41 2014 No.11840695 http://ota-ch.com/jp/res/38102.html such crossboard many wow epic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:53:41 2014 No.11840696 >>11840688 HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT mot postin on da jay

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:53:56 2014 No.11840697 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zdPry3bcRU >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:53:56 2014 No.11840698 File: 59 KB, 1024x768, BdmVrlaCcAA88S4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I see you are all having fun,good. I will post myself for you

>>	Disability-san Sun Jan 26 00:54:26 2014 No.11840700 File: 32 KB, 429x590, me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sup

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:55:26 2014 No.11840706 >>11840688 10 bucks says this really is moot and he posts with his capcode ITT

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:55:41 2014 No.11840707 >>11840697 Slavs are scum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:55:56 2014 No.11840708 >>11840700 Seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:56:11 2014 No.11840710 >>11840694 Wow your kind of a slut...

Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:56:41 2014 No.11840711
File: 56 KB, 720x388, josh nightcall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>watch Drive because everyone on 4chan raves about it
>changes my life
>one night mom yells for me to go pick up my sister
>put on cool jacket
>grab my old karting gloves
>find some toothpicks between the couch cushions
>Drive mode engage
>go to pick her up, park across the street and leave the car running
>flash my headlights and reach over to open the door when I see her come out
>see two girls following her
>didn't realize I was giving them a ride too
>sis gets in passenger's seat, girls squeeze in back (BMW 318ti CSL)
>sister notices my attire
>"not again Josh, please"
>ignore her and turn off the radio
>offer the girls a toothpick, they decline
>drive to the end of the street and rip the parking brake to do a 180
>only rotates halfway and almost swipe a parked car but I keep my cool
>sis tells me to stop fucking around and the girls get upset
>ignore them as I reverse into a parking space and look both ways before pulling back out
>girls start making idle chit-chat with me
>I pause, slightly smile at them through rear-view mirror, and provide one-word answers
>"So, what do you do?"
>"... I drive."
>Confused girl "You drive"
>"...It's just part time".
>one of the girls picks up a hammer I had under the seat and asks what its for
>glare at her from the mirror
>"...My hands are a little dirty"
>girl rolls her eyes and mouths something to the other girl silently
>get to the destination
>immediately jump out of car and flip jacket over my shoulder as I walk away briskly
>wait for girls to go inside before I get back in and drive home
>an hour of scrubbing and I still can't get the smell of wet pussy out of my backseat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:57:11 2014 No.11840718 can someone post sheepNEETs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:57:41 2014 No.11840715 >>11840711 who the fuck are you quoting

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:57:56 2014 No.11840716 File: 1.69 MB, 1200x1600, amen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's get this shit started. Amen!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:58:11 2014 No.11840721 File: 64 KB, 452x430, 1317957014603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Disability-san Sun Jan 26 00:58:26 2014 No.11840719 >>11840711 who r u greening?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:58:41 2014 No.11840720 File: 514 KB, 2048x1536, 1376357263574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840581 Post your NEET guns!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:59:11 2014 No.11840723 >>11840720 Those open piss bottles must smell HELLA bad, you fucking queer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:59:41 2014 No.11840722 File: 261 KB, 913x1001, 1387204871550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a bunch of nerds. >>11840711 epic... epic to the max. >>>/r9k/ >>11840716 Amen. we /fit/ now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:00:26 2014 No.11840724 >>11840716 Amen!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:00:42 2014 No.11840725 File: 1.54 MB, 1220x1714, 1371374631208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840722 fuck off normalfag this is the fatNEET zone

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:00:42 2014 No.11840726 >>11840716 Amen. Jesus helped me find the Kingdom of God within myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:00:56 2014 No.11840728 Where did all these subhumans come from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:01:11 2014 No.11840729 >>11840716 Amen, just in case.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:01:11 2014 No.11840736 >>11840690 Stay mad and butt-frustrated that you've never fucked a smoking hot cosplay ditz cause she was impressed by your racecar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:01:26 2014 No.11840730 >>11840689 Stop calling pure innocent girls sluts you ultranigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:01:26 2014 No.11840731 File: 33 KB, 598x800, 1387862773862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840725 Tru/jp/ has always been fit/thin, crossie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:01:42 2014 No.11840732 >>11840728 It's a party!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:01:42 2014 No.11840733 >>11840728 /o/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:01:56 2014 No.11840735 >>11840728 /fit/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:02:11 2014 No.11840737 >>11840722 With such a common picture I can tell you're a crossie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:02:11 2014 No.11840738 >>11840730 A slut is a slut, kid. I just call 'em as I see 'em

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:02:33 2014 No.11840739 >>11840716 Praised be the Lord! Amen!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:03:16 2014 No.11840743 A few days ago I forgot to eat and where my stomach is was a literal dent instead. I didn't think I'd be able to actually see when my stomach is or isn't full, but I guess now I know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:03:16 2014 No.11840744 >>11840736 I'm gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:03:46 2014 No.11840745 File: 2.00 MB, 1387x734, Fastest ride on ⁄ jp ⁄.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840736 oops, forgot my pic polite sage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:03:46 2014 No.11840746 File: 30 KB, 696x720, 1343702007429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >my otaku culture face when reading this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:04:02 2014 No.11840750 File: 195 KB, 891x1000, 1389785863054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840725 You wish nerd, I bet you don't even own guns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:04:16 2014 No.11840748 >>11840743 I'm a low level fatneet but when I have my fill its very obvious because I look 3 or 4 months pregnant

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:04:46 2014 No.11840749 File: 371 KB, 768x783, 1371635224112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] epic memes itt guys :DDDDD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:05:31 2014 No.11840752 File: 1.07 MB, 2000x1500, bradlecobraface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840745 I still can't believe this piece of shit sleeps in the same bed as milk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:05:46 2014 No.11840753 File: 52 KB, 598x796, 1389293697112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840749

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:06:01 2014 No.11840757 File: 452 KB, 960x1280, sean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840752 You are literally THIS mad and jelly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:06:01 2014 No.11840758 File: 16 KB, 500x461, iktf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840754

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:06:16 2014 No.11840754 File: 88 KB, 500x583, src_1339102608665.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw japanese culture is "in" >tfw we're no longer underground >tfw otaku are still shit on

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:06:31 2014 No.11840755 >>11840752 >VIRGIN LMAOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:07:01 2014 No.11840761 File: 65 KB, 643x482, 1386787295909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840753 tips diaper

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:07:16 2014 No.11840759 What kind of bodies do little girls like? Can I attract and turn on little girls with a specific type of body?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:07:31 2014 No.11840760 File: 256 KB, 600x600, 1335330042029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840737 I'm saving the good ones, dork.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:08:46 2014 No.11840763 Requesting thread ban please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:09:01 2014 No.11840768 >>11840763 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:09:01 2014 No.11840769 File: 21 KB, 421x375, ika ;_;.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840763 W-why would you wish that on your /jp/eers?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:09:16 2014 No.11840764 >>11840763 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:09:16 2014 No.11840765 File: 129 KB, 771x571, josh bird of Driving.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840716

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:09:17 2014 No.11840770 >>11840765 I Drive

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:09:46 2014 No.11840766 >>11840763 Request THIS! unsheathes katana sword

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:09:46 2014 No.11840767 >>11840765 I Drive

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:10:01 2014 No.11840774 File: 37 KB, 640x480, 13889598890268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840765 I Drive

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:10:31 2014 No.11840771 File: 222 KB, 1080x720, Mystery Man ``B'' .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840757 Is this a fatNEET?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:10:46 2014 No.11840773 >>11840769 I don't see any jaypees here, just subhuman crossboarders.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:11:31 2014 No.11840775 File: 1.24 MB, 852x825, biff bradsman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840771 brad is a jackedEET gotta be hot and have cash if you want to milk the milk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:11:46 2014 No.11840777 >>11840759 Alternatively, what are some other ways to attract and arouse lolis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:12:01 2014 No.11840783 File: 105 KB, 800x611, mustang20confused.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840745 >Fastest ride on ⁄ jp ⁄.png Fast until you understeer into a tree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:12:16 2014 No.11840779 >>11840766 pulls out baret .50 caliber amr sniper rifle from under trenchcoat IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT!!!?!!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:12:31 2014 No.11840780 File: 892 KB, 1536x2048, 237880 - fumo touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840750 Post your otaku culture guns kudasai!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:12:47 2014 No.11840781 >>11840777 are you the loligf guide guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:12:47 2014 No.11840782 File: 81 KB, 685x890, APAG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840777 Dude, follow the official guide....

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:13:01 2014 No.11840785 File: 169 KB, 750x750, fragemädchen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840775 why is he inside of a spaceshuttle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:13:31 2014 No.11840784 File: 97 KB, 480x640, 1389505682361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840773 forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:14:16 2014 No.11840786 >>11840763 Me too, since you're probably the only one in this thread that doesn't know how to ban evade.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:15:01 2014 No.11840789 File: 644 KB, 2565x1668, Black_Comb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840774

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:15:01 2014 No.11840790 >>11840731 How was Auschwitz?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:15:32 2014 No.11840787 >>11840779 suddenly appear behind him I am usually against killing kids, but you just messed with me at the wrong time. stabs him in the back

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:15:46 2014 No.11840788 File: 581 KB, 1280x720, the big plan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840765 I drive

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:16:01 2014 No.11840792 >>11840791 cute as HELL dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:16:16 2014 No.11840791 File: 417 KB, 618x800, 1389696466970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840773

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:16:16 2014 No.11840794 >>11840786 You think so kid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:17:16 2014 No.11840795 >>11840786 >ban evade You can get banned for that, you know!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:18:17 2014 No.11840797 How were you /jp/ today?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:18:46 2014 No.11840800 File: 495 KB, 1200x1600, jp girls club.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which jaypee wud u fug

Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:19:46 2014 No.11840801

>>11840797
Generally fine. Actually, today I felt like experimenting a bit. After shitting on the floor as usual, instead of letting it to dry or cleaning it up, a perverted thought flashed through my mind. I found that puddle of crap amazingly arousing. Even though I fapped to my Rika earlier today, I got a boner.
I don't have any fleshlights, but I found an empty plastic Nestea bottle. You know, those ones have a double-sized opening, instead of the standard coke bottles. It was almost a perfect fit for my penis and I instantly knew what to do.
I filled the bottle with my fresh crap. It was a perfect piece of shit, not too hard but not too liquid either. It's as if God had created it just for me, for that unforgivable moment. Its hardness was roughly that of common toothpaste.
I was reluctant for a bit, but it's not like I could sink any lower than a floor-shitting NEET. I thrust in my cock. It felt so awesome. Soft and warm, it was so close to a real woman. I kept on going and going and had the best orgasm in my entire life.
I know it sounds disgusting, but this is probably even better than the real thing(or, at least I guess, being a virgin), you guys must try it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:19:46 2014 No.11840802 File: 282 KB, 800x600, 1390036845658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840769 Oh wow! ika is a bully!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:20:01 2014 No.11840807 >>11840804 God I want to ravage her as she lays like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:20:16 2014 No.11840803 >>11840780 I'm not at home, sorry I wish I could.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:20:31 2014 No.11840804 File: 136 KB, 1023x1365, BetWt8sCIAENd_w.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840800 Dairy-chan

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:20:31 2014 No.11840805 >>11840782 That JAYPEE always makes me smile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:21:01 2014 No.11840810 >>11840809 It said girls club, not tranny freaks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:21:31 2014 No.11840808 >>11840801 >it was so close to a real woman How would you know if you're a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:21:31 2014 No.11840809 File: 66 KB, 720x480, 13894475291393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840800 >not the true queen of /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:22:01 2014 No.11840813 File: 116 KB, 704x960, 1389776005025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840810 Oh yeah, you are just jealous. Stay virgin, milkspammer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:22:46 2014 No.11840811 >>11840809 le monkey face

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:22:46 2014 No.11840812 >>11840809 get the gorilla out of here please

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:23:31 2014 No.11840814 File: 120 KB, 480x640, lessons on Driving.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tfw you will never take milk on a drive through the night and down the hills

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:23:46 2014 No.11840815 >>11840813 Seriously so gross dude, go be gay with Sparky somewhere else or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:23:46 2014 No.11840816 File: 61 KB, 600x871, milg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840804 milg ...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:24:01 2014 No.11840818 File: 9 KB, 201x450, 1390717486532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840807 Yeah, me too. Just let me gear up first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:24:01 2014 No.11840819 >>11840797 Pretty nice. I made some pudding for later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:24:01 2014 No.11840820 File: 50 KB, 600x799, 1384930273796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840814 Why bother when you can drive through the night and down the hills with an actually worthwhile girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:24:46 2014 No.11840817 >>11840816 >feel when milg is a NEET again and brad isn't going to keep putting up with her shit and is probably going to leave her useless ass finally and she won't be able to pay for rent and will have to whore herself out to lonely jpsies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:25:03 2014 No.11840822 File: 452 KB, 799x599, f1f29825bbe1758ea525e433ea4ac05e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840788 I want to split that yuru in half!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:25:03 2014 No.11840824 File: 126 KB, 592x632, hommu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this the funposting thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:25:48 2014 No.11840821 >>11840780 Cute Reimu, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:26:49 2014 No.11840825 File: 273 KB, 900x900, 1382321236036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goodnight, /jp/. See you tomorrow!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:26:49 2014 No.11840826 File: 1.10 MB, 2448x3264, bradhead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840817 >implying brad wouldn't beat your ass for saying that

Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:27:18 2014 No.11840827
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>>11840824
So you want to be a shitposter, huh?
It's not easy.

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of shitpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand shitpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".

Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic shitpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of "cutepost" being called "shitpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic Shitpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって！

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:27:33 2014 No.11840828 >>11840826 He's the one leaving her, god damn keep up.

Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:27:48 2014 No.11840829

>>11840777
Lolis are really curious, doing odd things attract them. This usually works on 7-11 year old ones whose attention span is just like a brick's, plus points if you have Aspergers. 12-13 year old ones tend to act ``mature'', so being quite and looking stoic, sad, or solemn would get their attention, with a short ``Hey!'' you can start a conversation, but don't talk to them in a condescending manner or make them feel like a ``kid'', or talk to them in as if she was in your age (since that would make them feel too proud of themselves for relating to mature people, and you'll likely have a little runt in the future) , just a little bit of both.
And that's it you can now enjoy talking to lolis without the awkward initiation like saying ``H-hi!'' you greet to your cousins visiting on holidays!

P.S.

Please include this on the guidebook

Yours truly,
loliguideman

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:28:03 2014 No.11840832 >>11840800 >>11840804 >>11840809 >>11840813 >>11840816 >>11840820 This shit is gay. >>11840822 There it is! everyone go home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:28:18 2014 No.11840830 >>11840820 >worthwhile girl Picture not related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:28:48 2014 No.11840831 >>11840813 >>11840809 >>11840820 i want to watch a milk vs nagi street fight don't you both live in socal? make it happen. nagi bullying aside she's a milf, but milk has her beat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:29:48 2014 No.11840835 File: 77 KB, 600x450, 1378737120580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this the NEET thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:29:48 2014 No.11840837 File: 133 KB, 437x128, 1390717784011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840813 >BMW

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:30:03 2014 No.11840842 >>11840285 he think you're gay because you don't like what he like : traps

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:30:33 2014 No.11840838 >>11840716 Amen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:30:48 2014 No.11840840 File: 711 KB, 1000x1000, 1366810217037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840835 >saging a sticky shiggydiggy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:30:48 2014 No.11840841 File: 433 KB, 2048x1421, 1380363359833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lolis!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:32:18 2014 No.11840853 >>11840716 >Jesus >White LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:32:33 2014 No.11840847 >>11840842 traps?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:32:48 2014 No.11840851 >>11840841 That kaero's tongue on the bottom right is almost touching that lolis p*ssy...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:33:18 2014 No.11840855 File: 357 KB, 495x446, 1370654767933.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840847

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:33:48 2014 No.11840858 >>11840841 Well that's not appropriate!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:33:48 2014 No.11840860 File: 1.47 MB, 2127x1614, 1354573832107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/jp/ meetup

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:35:03 2014 No.11840869 File: 90 KB, 500x500, 1387101625066.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840853 >>11840835 how to visi-sage?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:35:18 2014 No.11840865 >>11840860 I'm the one on the right

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:35:18 2014 No.11840866 >>11840860 Me, in the lower right corner/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:35:33 2014 No.11840868 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5_92XUn8js Maybe one day a cute little girl will wave at me instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:36:03 2014 No.11840874 File: 323 KB, 993x599, 1387139358184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840783

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:36:34 2014 No.11840872 >>11840869 you a newfag or summin' kid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:38:03 2014 No.11840878 File: 80 KB, 246x308, 1390718329625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840872 no bully

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:38:18 2014 No.11840876 File: 32 KB, 536x363, puffy vagina bones.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840841 Oh mama

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:39:33 2014 No.11840879 File: 1.16 MB, 446x360, 1306650269473.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has anyone seen my friend in a long time i dont know where he went and im sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:40:03 2014 No.11840885 >>11840860 Me on guitar

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:40:33 2014 No.11840882 File: 349 KB, 1920x1440, 1387219880941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840879 hes dead

Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:40:48 2014 No.11840883
File: 345 KB, 1024x768, SAM_0567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>11840868
I went to pick up my adderall perscription in a Smart and a little girl was sitting in the back seat of a car and when she saw me get inside to leave she burst into laughter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:41:04 2014 No.11840888 File: 34 KB, 88x143, 1362572428861.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840882 Please dont say stuff like that you dont mean im sure hes fine just cant post right now i hope he coms back soon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:41:48 2014 No.11840886 File: 17 KB, 400x343, 1286653554891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840879 he ded bro

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:42:33 2014 No.11840889 >>11840851 Her what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:44:03 2014 No.11840896 I want to talk more about little girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:44:34 2014 No.11840895 >>11840883 not used to it by now virg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:45:03 2014 No.11840898 >>11840883 >taking the prescription jew

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:48:48 2014 No.11840908 >>11840896 Speak then. What specifically about little girls do you want to talk about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:48:48 2014 No.11840909 File: 2.94 MB, 2560x1707, 1355788579344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840883 You should put some anime stickers on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:50:03 2014 No.11840919 File: 168 KB, 350x350, nagi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Stop spamming my face on /jp/, faggot worer. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:50:33 2014 No.11840915 >>11840898 Its a performance enhancing drug for high level NEETs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:50:33 2014 No.11840916 File: 97 KB, 1920x1080, 1343765552762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840888 nice triples! im sorry to hear about yor friends, can i maybe be one of your kon friends?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:51:33 2014 No.11840921 >>11840908 Pretty much everything. I want to hear about peoples experiences with them. I want to hear any stories about little girls that anyone has. I wouldn't mind discussing their bodies either.

>>	4Pq* Sun Jan 26 01:53:03 2014 No.11840926 File: 439 KB, 1193x846, fat as fatass luckies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840555 >>11840883 They are kind of funny looking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:56:33 2014 No.11840936 File: 13 KB, 359x269, 2kike.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840926 Well look who's here! now the party can really get started...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:58:48 2014 No.11840945 someon make a new thread please this has reached bumpu limit

>>	4Pq* Sun Jan 26 01:59:03 2014 No.11840947 File: 1.86 MB, 360x270, 1366689391909.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840936 One for your collection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:59:48 2014 No.11840946 >>11840945 Here: >>11840897

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 02:02:07 2014 No.11840959 File: 201 KB, 1920x1080, 1308794616911.jpg (1920×1080).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840916 Of course you can now we are friends to yay

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 02:06:19 2014 No.11840977 >>11840946 that thread sucks dick this is the truJP continuation thread >>11840971 >>11840971 >>11840971

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 02:25:19 2014 No.11841043 >>11840919 How old is she? Even underneath all that makeup and in a black and white posed photo, her eyes look a bit old to me, not like the cute girl I hoped for...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 02:26:49 2014 No.11841049 >>11841043 dude shes a milf already no joke. she is probably 25 at least

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 02:28:19 2014 No.11841052 >>11840813 BMW drivers think they own the road, second worst after Audi drivers.

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