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Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:02:19 2014 No.11832679 [Reply] [Original]

Youmu came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Youmu as YOUMU PETERSON from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Youmu if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Youmu Konpaku.

Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:05:50 2014 No.11832686 >she proposed hahaha, what a pussy ass nigga

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:06:19 2014 No.11832687 About that buddy, welcome to the harem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:14:51 2014 No.11832711 >>11832679 Peterson? Goddamn, that has to be the whitest last name I could think of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:15:36 2014 No.11832714 In your dreams dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:17:21 2014 No.11832718 What a slut, she did the same thing to me the other day

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:17:52 2014 No.11832719 >>11832711 It's a nigger name. Youmu will give birth to healthy niglet boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:20:51 2014 No.11832724 >>11832719 Isn't it the same thing seeing as all of them have white people last names unless they came from Africa directly?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:27:22 2014 No.11832742 File: 57 KB, 567x567, 1386625327802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you're having brain problems I feel bad for you son. I got ninety-nine problems but autism ain't one.

Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:27:22 2014 No.11832743
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>>11832724
Patchouli came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Patchouli as PATCHOULI BHATNAGARBALASUBRAMANIAN from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Patchouli if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Patchouli Knowledge.

Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:28:37 2014 No.11832748 File: 94 KB, 445x353, 1338176238186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11832743

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:33:53 2014 No.11832759 Which 2 hu will never get married?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:34:38 2014 No.11832762 What kind of man are you, making the woman propose? You don't deserve youmu, or any touhou for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:35:08 2014 No.11832768 >>11832762 Give him that red pill bro

Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:35:23 2014 No.11832766
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Sanae came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Sanae as SANAE LEWANDOWSKY from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Sanae if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Sanae Kochiya.

Thank You.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:38:53 2014 No.11832776 >>11832759 Medicine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:39:09 2014 No.11832777 >>11832766 Sounds jewish. Did you have her circumcised?

Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:42:08 2014 No.11832781
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Youmu is the daughter of a Yakuza oyabun. She will not be married to Peterson pig.

This marriage is annulled. Attempt this attempt again and you will die at the hands of Yakuza.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:42:23 2014 No.11832783 File: 14 KB, 200x118, Slavic_Pride_undated.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11832777 >Lewandowsky >Sounds jewish. Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:43:38 2014 No.11832787 >>11832748 Obviously her name would be Waddamelon. Cotton is her slave name.

Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:44:53 2014 No.11832792
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Kaguya came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Kaguya as KAGUYA FUJIWARA from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Kaguya if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Kaguya Houraisan.

Thank You.

Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:45:23 2014 No.11832794
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>>11832783

>Slavic Pride

More like Jewish Pride.

Slavs are the official Jewish slaves of the world, more so than even America. You not only allowed Jewish Bolsheviks to take control of everything in Eastern Europe, but you were stupid enough to do the fighting for them so that they wouldn't get their hands dirty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 12:50:08 2014 No.11832808 >>11832781 >fedora Get outta here, nerd!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 13:02:39 2014 No.11832828 >>11832742 is that pocket patchy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 13:07:24 2014 No.11832835 >>11832766 Silly Anon. Mikos can't engage in relationships.

Anonymous Thu Jan 23 13:08:24 2014 No.11832837
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I entered Cirno's dreams last night and married her. We consummated the marriage and she is my second wife.

You will refer to her as عامره. It is disrespectful to Allah عليه السلام, all true Muslims, myself, and عامره if you continue to refer to with her infidel name of Cirno.

الحمد لله‎

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 13:12:10 2014 No.11832846 Sanae came to me in a dream last night and gave me some advice on the best course of action regarding a situation like she usually does. I'm very thankful for the actually useful advice she gives me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 13:13:24 2014 No.11832849 Pffft been married to Meiling and she's had my last name since forever. Unlike you my marriage is CANON.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 13:15:09 2014 No.11832853 >>11832849 What's her last name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 13:15:39 2014 No.11832851 >>11832849 Prove it.

Anonymous Thu Jan 23 13:27:39 2014 No.11832867
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Aya came to me in a dream last night and we were officially aya. She ayayaya, we had a ceremony, the ayayaya were taken, and we consummated the aya. It's official.

Please aya to Aya as Aya from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Aya if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Aya.

Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 14:04:09 2014 No.11832944 >>11832766 Congrats on your new STDs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 14:06:09 2014 No.11832947 >>11832759 Yuugi, she only does night stands

Anonymous Thu Jan 23 14:07:24 2014 No.11832950
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>>11832679
> Youmu Peterson
White People.

I proposed to her in 2004 and she has been happy ever since. Please refer to Youmu as Youmu Rosales from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Youmu if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Youmu Konpaku

An average day has me helping her tend Yuyuko's garden and helping with various chores. We then prepare a traditional meal of Tacos and Enchiladas which have become a hit in Gensokyo; we are thinking of buying a shop.I also can see her everyday due to racial bonuses allowing me to cross borders anytime I want.

Did I mention she's pregnant? No? That's kind of important too.

Now if you'll excuse me I must take one of my many siesta's so I can visit her again.

Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 14:08:24 2014 No.11832952 >>11832950 Omedetou

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 14:34:58 2014 No.11833000 >>11832952 Señor, 有り難うございます。

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 10:14:14 2014 No.11838763
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Eiki Shiki came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Shiki as Eiki RAMANANDU, Yamaxanadu from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Eiki if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Shiki Yamaxanadu

Thank you.

you guys better claim you touhous now this is official.

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 10:24:59 2014 No.11838780

>>11832947
That is not true.

Yuugi came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Yuugi as YUUGI MANNESGRAB from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Yuugi if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Yuugi Hoshiguma.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 10:43:19 2014 No.11838811 Nonwhites please leave

>>	Alicemous Sat Jan 25 10:56:50 2014 No.11838826 File: 87 KB, 170x170, 1389272393088.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys married touhous? Get ready for NTR faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 11:02:50 2014 No.11838834 File: 128 KB, 1070x720, clarice-act.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11838826 I ain't white, which means I am the NTR.

>>	Alicemous Sat Jan 25 11:18:06 2014 No.11838867 File: 194 KB, 600x600, 1387968523376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11838834 I'm not white too. Wanna team up? But if you're a nigger it's out of question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 11:21:50 2014 No.11838875 File: 124 KB, 900x675, clarice-di-lanza-ending.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11838867 Not a nigger. Do they even browse this board?

>>	Alicemous Sat Jan 25 11:33:35 2014 No.11838906 File: 46 KB, 450x600, 1385975618126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11838875 Nah, they're all at /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 13:03:11 2014 No.11839055 File: 185 KB, 420x400, leli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11838867 >>11838875 I'm black.

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 13:08:57 2014 No.11839057

>>11832679

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 13:21:27 2014 No.11839073 >>11839055 Rap music is the voice of black people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 20:27:46 2014 No.11839930 >>11838763 Eiki Ramanandu-Yamaxandu-Shabalabadingdong

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 21:04:47 2014 No.11840013
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Marisa came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Marisa as MARISA OBAMA from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Marisa if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Marisa Kirisame.

Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 21:19:04 2014 No.11840053 >Peterson Are you my brother?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 21:34:04 2014 No.11840087 >>11839057 What is that meant to be?

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 21:35:04 2014 No.11840091
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Alice came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Alice as ALICE CROWLEY from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Alice if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Alice Margatroid.

Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 21:44:04 2014 No.11840113 What is the edgiest last name a /jp/sie can have?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 21:44:49 2014 No.11840111 >>11840087 probably a cat. it's usually a cat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 21:46:49 2014 No.11840120 >>11840091 that's actually kind of fitting, i just hope you're a grill or you will be ntr'd. omedetou

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 21:50:19 2014 No.11840129
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Fujiwara no Mokou came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. I proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Mokou as Mokou Lopez from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Mokou if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Fujiwara no Mokou.

Thank you.

>>11840113
Something non-white, bonus points if it's arabic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 21:54:07 2014 No.11840140 File: 33 KB, 354x472, Me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840120 >i just hope you're a grill Better, I am a doll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 21:58:21 2014 No.11840146 >>11840113 Mclel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 21:59:06 2014 No.11840148 >>11840129 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:00:06 2014 No.11840150 >>11840113 McEdgymurderson?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:07:21 2014 No.11840153 >>11840140 wow the fucking creepy kind too. nice dude, i wish you the best.

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:07:21 2014 No.11840155
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I entered Mima's dreams last night and married her. We consummated the marriage and she is my Third wife.

You will refer to her as عائشة‎. It is disrespectful to Allah,all true Muslims, myself, and عائشة‎ if you continue to refer to with her infidel name of Mima.

الحمد لله‎

>>11840148
You should have objected during the ceremony anon.

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:11:21 2014 No.11840162

Flandre came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. I proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, we consummated the marriage, and she blew up everything. It's official.

Please refer to Flandre as FLANDRE SELLARS from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Flandre if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Flandre Scarlet.

Thank you.

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:14:37 2014 No.11840170
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Marisa came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please continue to refer to Marisa as MARISA KIRISAME, as I have opted to take her last name. btw I am a girl.

Thank you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:17:53 2014 No.11840181 >>11840170 Go to bed, Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:22:08 2014 No.11840197 File: 540 KB, 751x1050, 1382008290132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840181 No!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 22:25:37 2014 No.11840202 File: 150 KB, 604x700, 1384675263076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11840181 That was drunk ray moo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:50:56 2014 No.11840684 >>11840113 >>11840091 >>11838780 Those names are actually really edgy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:54:26 2014 No.11840699 Anyone here really like metal?

Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:57:56 2014 No.11840717

Youmu came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage and impregnated her, then I ran away.

Please keep refering to Youmu as Youmu Konpaku since in no way I'm gonna take care of that destroyed pussy and child. It's okay if you marry her and raise my bastard since in no way I intend to come back.

Thank you.

Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:18:31 2014 No.11840798
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I had a dream where I was on a date with raymoo. she ditched me, stealing my car, leaving me stranded downtown. I could not take a cab because she also took my wallet.

she is still mai waifu I LOVE YOU RAYMOO ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 01:33:03 2014 No.11840862 >>11840798 whoa, watch out with that surprise box! i'm sorry but i don't think she loves you, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 12:27:41 2014 No.11842248 Stop calling her Peterson. I already married her, and her name is Youmu PETTERSEN.

Anonymous Sun Jan 26 14:49:05 2014 No.11842570
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Parsee came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Parsee as PARSEE HOSHIGUMA from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Parsee if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Parsee Mizuhashi.

Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 14:53:19 2014 No.11842580 >>11840699 I do, what of it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 15:01:19 2014 No.11842603 >>11842570 No!!

>>	Crime Tue Jan 28 03:20:38 2014 No.11847022 File: 528 KB, 655x864, 1390897221889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11842570 ok...

Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:00:43 2014 No.11848330

Ran came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.Please refer to Ran as RAN HERNANDEZ FERNANDEZ DE VALDEZ RODRIGUEZ GUERRERO ORABUENA MARTINEZ CORTEZ DE LA TACO ESCOBAR-GUADALUPE from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Ran if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Ran Yakumo.

Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:11:58 2014 No.11848360 >>11842570 I can confirm this, I'm Yuugi's ex husband. I wish you the best.

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