duct tape

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that Erika is best girl, and true protagonist of the series.

If you disagree it's probably because there is no intellect for Intellectual Rapist to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

I always thought the whole magic/mystery thing was a metaphor for religion/atheism.

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>>11820117
No.

Wait.

Maybe.

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>>11820127

That's the first thing I jumped to when reading EP4 with Ange's imaginary friends and Maria's stuffed animals

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Erika's personal toilet

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is <GOOD>

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>>11820117

It is. Or at least that's part of it.

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>>11820117
Could be. You can make a strong argument for that, at the very least.

Although considering how shit the ending was, the conclusion Ryukishi apparently came up with is it is better to remain ignorant of the unpleasant truth and accept fantasy, because the knowledge won't change anything. Which is a really fucking lazy and escapist way to live.

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>>11821946

>Ryukishi apparently came up with is it is better to remain ignorant of the unpleasant truth and accept fantasy, because the knowledge won't change anything.

I'm pretty sure that's the main point of umineko.

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>>11822627
Which is why it's dangerous to make parallels to real life things like religion. Covering your eyes and ears and ignoring the elephant in the room is no way to live, and it's a little ridiculous that was the message he was pushing.

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>>11822964

I think it's only for people who are inherently unhappy without a way out like Maria and her bipolar mother or Ange in her boarding school or Yasu and his broken penis and schizophrenic disorder

[Anonymous No.]

I want to NTR her.

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>>11822964
Well, it's true. You are going to die no matter what, so believing you are really immortal and God will save you makes life more pleasant. Knowledge of the contrary doesn't help you any. If anything, it will just rob you of your willpower to do anything.

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>>11825994
If you can make her fall in love for you, I'm sure she turns out to be a real cutie. She's bitter just because her boyfriend shat on her and dumped her, that's all.

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>>11826256
Maybe if she hadn't been such a neurotic stalker, he could have continued liking her.

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>>11826266
Maybe. I should re-read them, but I got the impression she started following him after he started cheating on her.
But he only dumped her after she tried to confront him.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that Erika could be very cute.
If she replaced those disgusting double ponytails by just one ponytail.

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>>11826272
She never proved that he was cheating on her, she just brought up hundreds of pieces of evidence that he was lying to her by not keeping a detailed log of every second of his day.

More specifically, she found lots of evidence that he still loved her, but failed to did any that he wasn't cheating on her. She tried to make him prove his innocence, something a good detective should know is almost impossible to do. And a good girlfriend should know that a relationship requires trust.

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>>11826305
Ooooh...
Maybe I should read them again, yeah, because I totally misunderstood that part.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Erika fuck her boyfriend?

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>>11826354
Considering how she's constantly craving for Battler's dick, I'd say she's a virgin. And the worst kind of virgin : the one that can't even fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11826358
She only wants Battler's cock so she can have it bronzed and given to Bernkastel. Her tastes in girls is as bad as her choice of guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11826354
Don't worry, they only did anal, so she's technically still a virgin.

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>>11826366
That, and there's also the sexual tension between those two.

I'd like to see a Black Battler x Erika pairing once, to see who's holding the other's leash.

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>>11826376
Given what kind of person Black Battler is, Erika wouldn't be able to bullshit him much. She would get a spanking and then sent to bed early.

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>>11821946
You obviously didn't understand the real point of Umineko's ending. Honestly, you should try to stop being retarded and use your brain before making any judgment. But we both know that it's not possible, hmm...?

One little hint, dumbass. Witch. Of. Truth. It's three particularly important words. You should meditate on it one or two day and come back again.

Did you? Did you seriously use your brain for once? You can do it anon. You're stupid, but anyone can learn. Even moron like you.

Becoming a Witch of Truth is not opening his eye to the truth. It is blinding himself to the truth in the name of searching it, because the real truth is too painful to bear. Erika was a Witch of Truth when she dumped her boyfriend, incapable to prove to herself that her boyfriend loved her.

The ending of Umineko is not the choice between the truth or a fallacy. The ending of Umineko is the choice between becoming a Witch of Truth or accepting the world for what it is.

tl;dr you understood the exact opposite of what Ryukishi07 tried to convey. That makes you a retard.

Have a good day anon!

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>>11826704
Wow, Uminekofags are the most obnoxious of all.
Even dorksfags aren't as snotty as you.

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>>11826704
>>11821946
The thing is, some truths are unknowable, and R07 was trying to say, "it's best to think positively and not seek them out". I think. In the event of one of life's Devil's Proof scenarios, think positively. Examples include, accepting that other people love you even if there's no way to prove it (Maria/Rosa, Agne/Rosa, Agne/Battler, Erika/BF) and the existence of magic.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did Ryukishi pick a medium with almost an exclusive focus on pictures and writing when he can do neither?

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>>11827316
Ryukishi actually can draw fairly well, in the sense that he can effectively communicate emotion and whatnot. Pic related, Dlanor A. Knox a cutie.

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>>11827324
I bet he would be more effective at communicating emotion if his characters didn't look like potatoes.

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>>11827329
His only problem is anatomy. Everything else is spot on.

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>>11827324
Shit, she's either way too tall for a KID, or Will is a midget.

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>>11820083

Daily reminder that Erika is in the dephs of oblivion Bern rekt her ass, and she was also a shit antagonist

Battler was the Hero and Virgila and Lambda were the Heroines as they were the only true good witches Beato and Yasu were straight up gay and did a lot of bullshit just by being butthurt over a simple promise

>duct tape

did she seriously think you couldn't just pull if off and put it back on?

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>>11827316
I may have shit taste, but I like his stories. I dunno about the writing itself, but the plot is good.
Well, WAS good. Higurashi was cool and quite creepy, Umineko's first episode was creepy, after that, it turned into something else. Not really creepy.

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>>11827532
ep 2 was pretty bad parts of ep3 were gruesome too but then it turned in to maho girl shojou vs shit and lost a lot of the build up

overall Umineko is still "creepy" in a lot of ways especially characters like Erika and Beatrice

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>>11827444
Like I said, Anatomy. Their proportions are much better in the PS3 sprites.

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>>11827545
Dunno.

I expected mystery, with a constant "I don't fucking know what's going on" feeling.
What I got was a story telling me that I shouldn't look for the truth because there's no answer at all.
And also gore and "baaaw Ange/Maria's life is so pitiful" just for the hell of it.

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>>11827511
Erika is either hanging out on a boat with Ange and two corpses, or hanging out at Lambda's place, picking up coins with chop sticks.

>did she seriously think you couldn't just pull if off and put it back on?
Of course she didn't think that you idiot, that's why she signed it with her unique signature, applied it, then made a bunch of cuts that could never be removed without the whole thing turning into a ball of sticky crap.

Are you just so much of a stupid goat that you think you can just come in here and try to argue with real Ryukishi07 scholars. Come back when you've read it three times and spotted all the flaws in KnownNoMore's videos. Until then, you are unqualified to post hurtful things about Erika.

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>>11827547
I'd cuddle with that murder doll. I bet Erika does.

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>>11827559
Oh god I can't tell what's real anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11827573
Nothing is real.
That's the whole point of Umineko : nothing is real.

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>>11827579
Then I guess there's nothing to talk about. Thank goodness that means no more Umineko threads.

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>>11827597
Personally, I think it's the whole point of Umineko : there's no point in discovering the truth, because the whole story and interest is the mystery itself, therefore discovering the truth kills the mystery and make the story useless.

And I feel like I'm the only one thinking that way when I see all those Umineko threads.

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>>11827597
>>11827610
Well, at least you tried.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking is for faggots.

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>>11827615
I though it was frowned upon to use avatars?

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>>11827633
A single image isn't an avatar

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>>11827639
A smug post accompagned by a picture of a smug woman? I'm calling that an avatar.

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>>11827633
This is the first time I used an Erika image in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to beat her unconscious and throw her in the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spank Erika while Bernkastel is watching and drinking tea.

But that would probably turns her on.

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>>11827644
I'm calling you retarded

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>>11827651
Insults? What are you, a child unable to have a discussion without resorting to swearing?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with Erika in Bern's entrails.

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>>11827667
You won't find a lot of entrails in that kitty.

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>>11827680
Rika's will substitute fine.

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>>11827680
If Lambda is a cake and is made of cotton candy, what is the kitty-cat Bern made of?

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>>11827688
Nah, not Rika. She's already in enough trouble.

Doesn't she get raped by the bad guys each time she reaches the time limit?

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>>11827696
Not canon.

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>>11827700
Oh? I though she said it in the before to last story.

>>11827695
MEAT.
DELICIOUS RED MEAT.

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>>11827704
She said no such thing. She's drugged every time except Minagoroshi, and then she just had Takano mocking her. Anyway, the Yamainu are very professional, and not all of them are exactly happy about doing it. It's Takano's ¥100M that let's them sleep at night (or praying, in that one guys case). In that, Takano can be said to be the first Golden Witch.

[Anonymous No.]

When does Jessica wear this?

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>>11827728
Mmm okay. But let's not mix Higurashi and Umineko. I think I understand how Umineko is supposed to be read, but my understanding of the whole story, if complete, is as fragile as a castle made out of playing cards. I am but afraid of the small wind that will break it.

And mixing my favourite VN to Umineko that I personally disliked is the best way to break my own illusion apart.

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>>11827735
Probably for her band concert at the school. As far as I can remember, that's the only time that she had was shown off island.

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>>11827762
I though she was cosplaying at Marisa from the popular Touhou serie at this time.

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>>11827735

she did during her concert at school because of "muh copyright" which is ironic because the original VN and Manga use the Marisa costume and ZUN doesn't give a fuck about copyright especially where R07 is concerned

ffs even Ogun Muso Cross has the Marisa outfit

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>>11827765
Maybe Alchemist couldn't get a license for Tsurupettan so they changed it.

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>>11827762
>>11827767
Oh, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Since this has turned into a general Umineko thread, I'm going to semi-fondly reminisce.

Episode 1 was absolutely amazing. I love foreboding atmospheres, mystery, and storms. The buildup to the murders was delicious, and after the first 6, the scenes of them sitting around in the parlor nervously discussing things were great too. Then, what I think of as the climax - Natsumi kicking Maria and the servants out of the study - was just absolutely perfect. system0 isn't necessarily the best song ever, but it fit that scene perfectly. That scene has to be up there for best use of the VN format ever (especially with the PS3 sprites).

Then the later episodes... ugh. The (progressively shrinking) game board parts had the same great tense atmosphere, and the meta world was promising while it was still just Beatrice and Battler and red text. The fantasy parts were never anything other than a ridiculous distraction, and the Maria and Ange flashbacks were awful.

Despite the fact that she brought the meta world onto the game board a bit, Erika was a nice addition. Everything she did - going all detective mode on a 9 year old girl who just wanted to believe in magic, taping up everything when no murders had even happened, and especially her approach to the fake murders in ep 6 - was hilarious.

The "deduce the culprits" interactive part was cool, but by the end it was just a mess. I never actually finished ep 8, because I got a rough idea of the ending and thought it was ridiculous. Plus, why bother finishing a story if the author is just going to tell you to decide how you want it to end?

Oh yeah, speaking of the ending, R07's whole Schrodinger's Cat thing was terrible. I know nothing about physics, but I do know that it was a completely indefensible misinterpretation.

Oh well. Overall, I'm glad I read it - I think episode 1 is a more enjoyable read than And Then There Were None, so good job R07.

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>>11827996
Schrodinger's Cat Box was used as a counter to collapsing wave forms. "If wave forms collapse etc etc you'd have a cat that's both alive and dead until it's observed, which is impossible, so that theory is wrong/silly". Ironically, R07 hypes up the "cat is both alive and dead part" without ever mentioning that Schrodinger himself thought that interpretation was wrong.

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>>11828036
He seems to much prefer the Many Worlds interpretation to me.

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>>11827996
>And Then There Were None
That book sucks
Agetha FAGGOT cant compare to Ryu07

[Anonymous No.]

>>11828036
That's the popsci interpretation in general, it's not really specific to R07.

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>>11827996
I totally agree with you. Episode 1 has a great atmosphere, very oppressive. After that, it slowly turns into an argument, with each side trolling each other.

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I often found myself screaming at Battler because he's so fucking dense sometimes.
Like that part with Erika, where she slowly corners him in a closet. It was obvious from the very beginning she was going to pull that on him. And yet that idiot still let her corner him.

If I could push my hand on the meta world, I would've smothered that imbecile.

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>>11829140

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>>11829140
That was all according to Battler-sama's plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11829140
>>11829196
Yeah, for real. Battler understood THE HEART. He only let Erika "corner" him so that Beatrice would come and save him after learning about THE HEART as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11829140
>he's so fucking dense
Pretty much this for most eroge protagonists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11826704
Someone woke up with a hatstand in their asshole this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11829372
Hu-uh.
Right.

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>>11829408
It's true. Consider that THE HEART is Yasu being Shannon, Kanon, and Beato. If that's true, then he would have had no problem saying "Hey! Yasu was never in guestroom X and easily could have saved me." But he didn't. He wanted the "new" Beatrice to recognize THE HEART, and then save Battler (represented by Kanon saving Battler).

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>>11829530
I never understand that kind of discussion, because for me, there is simply no Beatrice.

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>>11829534
Well, there isn't a Beatrice, as it's just Yasu playing dress up. I'm referring to the "meta-Beatrice" which honestly I don't understand either. But I do not that Battler was trying to reawaken her by pretending to fall into a logic error.

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>>11826704

>You obviously didn't understand the real point of Umineko's ending
>shows 4 lines of half-baked answers

[Anonymous No.]

Without love, she cannot be understood. Erika was just doing her job, please don't think she's bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11829849
She takes pleasure in hurting the witches. She's a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11829956
Yeah, exactly. Dlanor even called her "evil", which makes me wonder why she was so buddy buddy with her later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11829973
They were in the same boat. If Erika loses or dies, Dlanor loses too.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Erika because she killed everyone in the Golden Land. Sure, the heaven group and other furniture could have been spared, but at least she got rid of those fucking Ushiromiya pieces of shit and cut out the cunt Beato's heart. Best day of my fucking life.

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>>11830176
I smell a bait.

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>>11829956
She takes pleasure in trying to make her beloved Bern proud of her.

>>11829973
Dlanor should know better than anyone that she doesn't have a choice, even if Bern wasn't manipulating her love, she just be directly threatening her with oblivion.

It is arrogant and unrealistic for Dlanor to expect everyone to be willing to sacrifice their lives for her principles.

>>11830176
That blatantly misrepresents what happened. She, along with Bern, were being used by Toyha to give Ange the truth. That necessarily required destroying Beatrice's heart. If Ange hadn't even such a fuck up and kept reading Maria's diary, none of that would have been called for. Once again, the root cause of heartbreak and bloodshed is Rudolf's offspring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830250
So Rudolf's dick caused all that shit to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830264
*Kinzo's dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830281
Kinzo's father's dick*

[Anonymous No.]

Umineko is a ripoff of Life of Pi

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830121
>>11830250
I didn't mean that Dlanor should have refused to fight for Erika, it just seemed that she really liked her and stuff right after calling her evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830264
Ushiromiya genes + Sumadere genes = disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830454
Mostly because work comes before feelings.
Dlanor sounds like she really enjoy Battler's company, that doesn't stop her from going totally batshit insane on him during the games.

[Anonymous No.]

I think EP5 was the best of the series, largely because Erika, even though really most of it is just filler shit.

I've come to the realization that Umineko is pretty shitty but I love it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830487
I know, right? Battler x Dlanor OTP

[Anonymous No.]

>>11827996
>The "deduce the culprits" interactive part was cool, but by the end it was just a mess. I never actually finished ep 8
So you wasted like a million hours in this ride and didn't even bother with the last 60 minutes, if even that?

What a dumb dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830496
Who else could you pair her with? The fat, stupid child molester? Not her type. The old, insane rapist? Too dead. The robot butler? Too gay.

Classic problem in WTC, there simply aren't enough non-dipshit males to go around. Dlanor should have taken that chance to have Erika when she had it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830580
Ronove/Genji, maybe? I dunno why everyone hates Jooji, he was my second favourite character while reading. Dem roundhouse kicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830599
I though Gohda was the hated one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830646
Nobody really cares about Gohda. George is the hated one, just try to find even one post praising him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830654
Geourge is the kind and educated gentleman you dumb sickfucks will never be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830663
Who the fuck is Geourge?

Anyway, I found him more interesting than Jessica, to be honest. At least, he wasn't constantly blushing like a damn virgin coming out of an anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830654
Dunno, I find him pretty brave to stand against his mother. Especially considering how fucked up EVA-Beatrice was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830599
Because he's a pathetic faggot who saw his 12yo cousin fall in love with a loli when he was 16, so he dedicated huge amounts of effort into exploiting said loli's massive inferiority complex to steal her away. Then there's shit like "Sayo, will you marry me? Will you? I order you to take the ring you useless furniture! You know, if you want to, but remember, Battler sucks and no one will ever love you except me". I couldn't stand him when he went into autism mode and rambled on about useless trivia for half an hour at a time.

Go back and reread his parts and realize that when his glasses fog over, he's being a passive-aggressive cunt. (And also that whenever Maria cackles and says he forgives someone, she's fantasizing about repeatedly murdering them.)

[Anonymous No.]

Erika x George OTP

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830748
Presented like that, he's not very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830748
I know he's pretty passive aggressive, but I relate to quotes like this so much, it's hard to hate him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830963
Awwww shit, it's /r9k/ in a snot colored suit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11830963
A guy able to see what's wrong with himself? A man able to look at himself in the glass?
WHAT A GARY TSU.

[Anonymous No.]

The thing I really liked with Umineko is that the family seemed really nice at first, when seen from the children's perspective.
And while they're growing up, the player also starts understanding that the adults are all insane in their own ways. Kinzo begs for forgiveness, Natusuhi hates herself for failing at being a good mother, the Ushiromiya kids are all failures and are aware of it, Maria is either retarded, or a bit insane (hard to know), Georges saw the other kids as potential rivals, Eva is jealous of Krauss, Krauss abuses his position as the elder kid while being secretly incompetent, relying on Natsuhi, Rudolf is completely messed up on many levels, I don't even know what to think of him, his wife (what's her name already) is also a bit messed up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831151
Kyrie. Eva had a fucked up childhood and there's a lot of tension between her and Krauss, but she's still a good person. Likewise, Krauss is moe now but was fairly arrogant/abusive in the past. Rudolf and Kyrie though... they run scam businesses and are not afraid to murder for money. Honestly, this scene (pic related) nearly brought me to tears. Why... why would by cool uncle, Rudolf-ojisan, do this? My cool uncle who tells me jokes and who I look up to? Fuck Kyrie, fuck Rudolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831151
Kyrie. Eva had a fucked up childhood and there's a lot of tension between her and Krauss, but she's still a good person. Likewise, Krauss is moe now but was fairly arrogant/abusive in the past. Rudolf and Kyrie though... they run scam businesses and are not afraid to murder for money. Honestly, this scene (pic related) nearly brought me to tears. Why... why would by cool uncle, Rudolf-ojisan, do this? My cool uncle who tells me jokes and who I look up to? Fuck Kyrie, fuck Rudolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831201
It was self defense because Rosatice.
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831201
>not afraid to murder for money
Dude.
All the Ushiromiyas are ready to kill each other for money. That's the whole point of the tales. After all, there's even one where Eva herself is the murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831218
Krause isn't. He's the only pure adult. Excusing the bullying past of course, but he at leasts feels bad about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831223
Thinking about it, he doesn't get a lot of actions. Even when he tries to fuck the other Ushiromiyas, he gets killed pretty fast.
And one episode (the sixth?) depicts him as a cowardly weakling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831229
Yasu didn't care about him and Toyha didn't know him. I don't see how he was ever depicted as a coward. In EP6, he was kidnapped and allowed to struggle long enough to let Natsuhi hear, that's all I remember.

He also fights goats just as well as Rosa.

[Anonymous No.]

So, why is Umineko called "Seacats"? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831297
Mixed kanji reading.
Um ('un' in hiragana) - cat
Ine - of, or pertaining to
Ko - sea
UmIneKo - Cat of the Sea, so Sea Cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831312
Thank you so much. Everyone seemed to acknowledge seacats as a name everywhere I went, with no explanation. Thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831316
Always a pleasure to help a fellow goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831297
umi - sea
neko - cat

[Anonymous No.]

How does she do such strange faces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11831235
Episode 6, he's shown as hesitant and weak, while Natsuhi takes the decision.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Battler ever wondered what it would be like to sneak off with Rosa into one of the unused bedrooms and have hot, passionate sex with for three hours. And then they would both just exit the room and pretend nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd give Erika a <GOOD> pounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11835943
Dude, they're blood-related. That's gross.

At least, there's not a lot of doujins about Umineko. I think the overly complicated plot scared the porn away.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand why Dlanor's last word is always written in CAPITALS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836202

Meh, that family is so fucked up anyways. What's some incest going to matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836227
It's because she always finishes her last word in katanakas instead of using higanbanas. Trust me I know Kapanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836253

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836235
What, KinzoxBeatrice wasn't enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836253
What's the difference between kakatana and higabanana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836283
Go back to Twitch.tv, /v/ermin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836667
They're written in different ways, but they have the same sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836753
So why the capitals? Kakatana is associated with screaming, or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836824
Katakana is normally used for writing foreign words, but pre-WW2 it was used along kanji for official documents. My guess is that Dlanor uses katakana in a manner similar to the latter to sound more "official".

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836872
So an alternative would have her using more formal words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836879
Well, yes, but she's already speaking as formal as it gets, and since there's no official explanation as why she uses katakana the translator decided to mark those words with all-caps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836886
According to the Cornelia TIP, she's supposed to be speaking an obsolete court language, so Witch Hunt should have translated it as old English, or at least early modern (Shakespeare or Chaucer).

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836894
That would have been cool. A bit hard to understand, maybe, especially old English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836894
"I am but a child, mine tea wilt be sweetened."
Doesn't really roll off the tongue to be honest. Besides, only the peasants spoke English at the time, most state business was done in French. And the Kingdom of Heaven would probably speak Aramaic or Hebrew or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836927
>most state business was done in French
Too bad it changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836950
>Too bad it changed

actually liking french

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836965
No, actually being French.

And French sounds better than English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836950
Don't get all haughty, Frenchy. When the King ordered something done, he spoke English, where it was then translated into French (or sometimes Latin if it felt with the Church) for records.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836970
>English was only used by the King, everyone else talked French
Poor sap musta feel lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836970
Someone forgot about the House of Normandy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11836983
Your not understanding it, everyone spoke English. The nobles spoke English when they conspired to assassinate the king, the spies spoke English when they told the king, the king spoke English when he ordered the hanged, the army spoke English when they arrested them, the jailer spoke English when he imprisoned them, and the hangman spoke English when he executed them. The only French there was on whatever writs or warrants that were signed. This is because English pre-Shakespeare changed too much as a language of preservation, thus the less-evolving French was used.

To bring this back on topic, Cornelia was also being a dumbass for thinking that she would be speaking the Courtly Language all the time, even when ordering take out in Heaven and small talk between coworkers.

>>11836991
Long, long gone by the late 1500's when modern English came about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11837002
>Your not understanding it
Yeah, and I don't understand you either. I don't have any "not understanding".

>>11835943
Rosa's a bitch with an inferiority complex.

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>>11837007
Everyone in the Ushiromiya has an inferiority complex. Except maybe Kinzo, because he didn't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11837007
I hate you.

>>11837009
Battler doesn't seem to have one. Arguably, Rudolf doesn't either, but that's hard to say with as little that we know about him.

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>>11837014
Rudolf was constantly in the shadows of Krauss and Eva, and Battler took steroids to look bigger.

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>>11837014
Sorry, but understanding a text despite typos requires one to master a language.

>>11837014
Rudolf probably doesn't have an inferiority complex. But he's a major dickhead.

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>>11837016
Also he constantly relies on Kyrie because he's too dumb for his own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11837007
Be nice to Rosa she's the most pure Ushiromiya
>>11837009
young Kinzo had a massive inferiority complex against the elders it's the reason he joined the military to begin with he was tired of being a puppet and just wanted to die

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>>11837021
That was not an inferiority complex, he just didn't care in the first place about the family politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11837021
That's not an inferiorty complex.

It woulda been one if he tried to outsmart them or something. What he did was allowing himself to be manipulated, being all passive.


Also, I'd like to see how an old Battler would look like.

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>>11837016
He might have been, but that doesn't mean he has a complex. Whenever Eva killed, it was a huge emotional event. Rudolf kills with a "sorry about this, pal".

Battler took steroids to get girls.

>>11837018
I still hate you, and I never claimed that you didn't understand English, I meant that you didn't that understand my point that French was not as pervasive as you seem to have thought.

>>11837020
But he knows he's dumb and can seek out good advisers. That's remarkably intelligence in and of itself.

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>>11837032
>Also, I'd like to see how an old Battler would look like.
Try reading the magic ending. It's Battler with Kinzo's hair.

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>>11837032
>Also, I'd like to see how an old Battler would look like.
EP8.

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>>11837041
>>11837043
That's just some hobo that Ikuntko hit with her car and groomed into being her writing slave.

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>>11837043
>>11837041
I don't mean an adult Battler.
I mean a grandpa Battler. As old as Kinzo.

Also, weren't he and that writing woman supposed to be married? Why did Ryukishi decided it would be a terrible idea?

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>>11837049
Eh.
I wouldn't be surprised if she did that just to troll Ange.

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>>11837050
http://umineko.wikia.com/wiki/Tohya_Hachijo
>Ryukishi07 actually planned for him and Ikuko to get married but changed the plot due to a female staff not liking the idea.
Of course, the wikia is almost always wrong and is mostly written by the Tumblr fanbase, so take that with a grain of salt.

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>>11837058
>Of course, the wikia is almost always wrong and is mostly written by the Tumblr fanbase, so take that with a grain of salt.
Ha, thank for warning me, I took that seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

I read up through Episode 7 and then forgot about it while waiting for 8. Is it worth finishing, even if my memory is pretty foggy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11837069
It's worh it. Even is the end is not really satisfying, it's worth reading it, especially if you came this far.

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>11837058
>but changed the plot due to a female staff not liking the idea.

shit it's only a matter of time but in the end it's always the same, women ruin EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>11837074
I think it woulda been great if they got married. Woulda made their relations a bit better than the "we crashed into each other, the end".

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of Erika being best girl, does anyone happen to have the full resolution of this picture from a long time ago? I'm on a hunt for a few erika pics I missed on saving in the past and some artists and pics don't even appear in pixiv anymore for me to sourcefinder it anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have the picture of the broken Umineko EP8 disk? I know it was posted on /jp/ ages ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11840563
>broken Umineko EP8 disk
Why would you want that

[Anonymous No.]

This redeemed whole Ep8 in my book.

http://youtu.be/NSwne_DD2O4

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>>11841656
Haaa, so that's why there are so many "don't upload the songs on the interweb" messages when you start Rose Gun Days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11841662
...why?

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>>11841669
Because there are faggots uploading them on the interweb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11841671
Autism much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11841673
To upload something on the interweb even through it's explicitely forbidden? Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11841676
It wasn't forbidden in Umineko.

And even if it were, it's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11841678
That's your opinion.

But think about this : the song in Umineko are bland. They're designed to be listened while playing the story. Uploading them elsewhere means losing the "surprise". The Happy Maria song loses a lot of impact if you listened to it beforehand.

In a way, the music is spoiler.

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>>11841685
Uploading the music is an aid so I can listen to whatever songs I like from it on background and autoplay and not needing to have the game executing for that.

It's not so people can skip reading the VN, it's for those who have already finished it.

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>>11841726
What, you have problem reading sound files?

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>>11841736
I have a problem when I need to waste my computer's resources to use a media player to listen to my local files and waste my time preparing a playlist when I could just listen to a premade playlist on another tab in my navigator which is always on anyway.

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>>11841753
So you don't listen to the game's music?

What a waste.

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>>11841757
I listen to the game's music when I am playing the game.

When I am not playing the game I listen to the game's music online, because I don't want to have neither the game or a media player executing on background.

Did you get it already you little piece of shit?

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>>11841770
Why do you listen to the game's music if you don't play the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11841778
Because it's good enough on its own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11841791
That doesn't mean I can't listen to it for what it is.

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>>11841790
It still loses a lot of impact without the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11841794
Maybe. Tastes, etc...

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>>11841799
Don't you listen to 2hu music outside the games?

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>>11841802
...
...
Yeah, but that's different. I do it less often recently.

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>>11841685
>But think about this : the song in Umineko are bland. They're designed to be listened while playing the story.
I disagree, Happy Maria, Golden Slaughterer, and lastendconductor are all still on my iPhone in case I want to go to the club or something with them. They aren't all the puzzle quiz game music.

>Uploading them elsewhere means losing the "surprise".
Lets face it, unless WTC5 is a complete masterpiece, 95% of people who are ever going to read have already read it. Anyone not looking for it isn't going to to be spoiled by it.

Also, I'm pretty sure I heard Dear You ~Hope~ played by the sounds of Super Mario World in a version of a Nico Nico Douga video. Do you think this is spoiling people on Higurashi?

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>>11842506
>feelio when nobody will read Umineko anymore.
>feelio when your favorite fandom is slowly shrinking and dying of age

that feelio

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>>11842526
On the contrary, people read Umineko all the time. They then promptly watch videos about how Rosa is the culprit on youtube, and shit up any discussion about the VN anywhere because they don't have the same years of theorizing experience.

Did you know Kanon and Shannon can't be the same person because Erika saw them together?

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>>11842554
>Did you know Kanon and Shannon can't be the same person because Erika saw them together?

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>>11842554
>Did you know Kanon and Shannon can't be the same person because Erika saw them together?
I did in fact.

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>>11842554
>Did you know Kanon and Shannon can't be the same person because Erika saw them together?

That wasn't funny. Don't even, not even for joking, not even once.

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>>11842554
Better than going to Tumblr and reading about how justified Yasu was because of the Ushiromiya family didn't check their cis privilege.

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>>11842574
That was more funny that it should be. Saved, though I'll probably never use it, some people could take it seriously.

>>11842606
It's your fault for going to Tumblr in the first place.

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>>11842554
That's because it's no fun to read it alone. You almost have to discuss it with others to reach the right conclusion. We just can't talk about, say, how the closed room chain was set up because we already know, so newcomers can join in without coming off as blithering idiots for not figuring it out. Of course they are going to go to YT to get fed the answer by a dreamy~ voice.

If you want to change that, go upload some Gohdatrice videos.

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>>11842606
>going to tumblr
Poor sap. Even the Zone is better than that shit.

>>11842671
>That's because it's no fun to read it alone.
This.
The rest, however, I deny it. I found it easier to find an answer alone rather than trying to reach a consensus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11841638
Because reasons

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Why no discussion about RGD when Umineko is dead and buried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11842834
Because RGD sucks. The art sucks. The music sucks. The story sucks. The action is mediocre at best. Finally, there's nothing to talk about. It's one asshole and a bunch of whores with huge boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11820083
For some reason, this face makes me irrationally angry.

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>>11842861
>opinion

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>>11842887
>>>/rs/rose+gun+days+sucks+ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>11842861
While I do like it, the scene betwen Leo and Rose is awkward as fuck.

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>>11841753
I don't mean to be rude, but I will create a guide to making an Umineko playlist.

1) Drag Umineko BGM folders into a new folder
2) Download foobar
3) File -> Add Folder
4) Select folder created in step 1
Done! It is fallacious to say "waste my time preparing a playlist" when it takes less than four~ minutes. I know 0 minutes is better than 4 minutes, but if your time is that valuable, what are you doing on 4chan?

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>>11843833
But why do I need to use a media player AND the navigator if I can do it all with just the navigator?

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>>11842861
Yeah, because it's not your average grimderp story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11844767
The navigator is a one time thing. Don't act as if pressing play on an application is all that hard or bothersome.

[Anonymous No.]

precure is just my little pony for girls

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>>11820083
Erika's a shit

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>>11843833
So I have to keep those files around just in case I happen to want to listen to a song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11846119
The files are part of the game. You didn't delete Umineko did you? In any case, the the size (1gb~) is well worth it, as they have a higher quality and will never be taken down or threatened by a lack of internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11846119
Back in the day, we had to drag vynils in case we wanted to listen to a song.
Be happy, ungrateful punk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11846119
Wow, you're really new.
Back in the day, this was the iPod.

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>>11838318
Bumping for desperation and the hope that someone somewhere out there in the internet has this pic still, I still need the pic. Can some kind person please deliver, it's an Erika wedding dress picture saying she loves you and it's hnnngh inducing.

>>11842834
Plebs don't know Rose Guns Days is actually pretty good even though it's alternate history.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8S07QsIF8Lc

[Anonymous No.]

>>11846181
Sorry, I did my best, couldn't find it. All I found was a picture of Erika in a wedding dress with a very nasty smile.
Not really hnnng inducing.

And RGD is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11846194
I finished rose guns days episode 2 and can't wait for more, witch hunt in charge of being slow as fuck yet again with episode 3 and the final ep 4 just came out too

[Anonymous No.]

>>11846201
Witch Hunt isn't slow.
It's just not updated often. I used to visit them every month, and it constantly said it was 5% translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11846243
In other words, slow.

At least they do quality work, which better than we usually get and probably more than we deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11846243
>witch hunt isn't slow

we waited almost 2 years for ep 8 of umineko don't get me started rofl

[Anonymous No.]

>>11845602
my little pony is already for girls dude...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11846537
Wrong as heck. It took them "only" 1 year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11846567
They also took forever on the one or some of the previous episodes so it might actually be longer than 2 years if you add the delays together and not just for ep 8

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>>11846610
Concidering that Umineko is both:

A) Long and complicated

B) Requires careful attention to the wording of things due to being a mystery

I don't really begrudge Witch Hunt taking their time on it

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>>11846610
>>11848087
EP8 took forever because of the installer

Fuck you Message

[Anonymous No.]

>>11848135
Even 6 years later, the spectre of Message lives on.

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>>11846243
It pisses me off though that they waited to release Ep 2 on October 23 because it coincided with the special date in S2. Cute but I would have liked to read it earlier.

>>11843413
It felt like it came out of nowhere, I thought Ryukishi said he never wanted to add sex scenes, so what made him change that idea?

Another thing I hated is Miguel completely changing. At first I thought he would survive, go insane, cause trouble everyone and be a wild card that no one knew what he would do or where he would be and cause trouble everyone.

But nope, he just calms down and sits somewhere happily. What a cop out.

I'd like to finish reading Rose Guns Days before the next WtC comes out though it'll never happen.

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>>11842569

You don't even understand the viewpoint of Erika... lol. And of course she can see them together because it's Shannon & Kanon. They can even meet each other. Guess why...

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>>11850162

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>>11826704

I wonder if you think the right thing about the ending. I'd like to know what you think.

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>>11850363
It's not so difficult, anon. It's plainly explained in the text. You don't have to have a PhD to understand, though of course the average I.Q of /jp/ is somewhat lacking.

Two choices.

Ange can either accept things as they are, keep living, become a successful author. It's the choice number one: Accept and carry on, stay sane, be successful, live a happy life.

Or Ange can become obsessed, in denial about what happened, constantly seeking a truth she is fully unable to accept, becoming the Witch of Truth in the process (and, maybe, losing her life). It's the choice number two: what makes Erika happy.

How can you get something so simple so wrong? Did some people even read the ending of Umineko? I can only think of two reasons to get it wrong: either you didn't read Umineko's ending and you're spouting meme and what you read on youtube's comments about it. I'm mostly fine about that, I think 80% of the people who post in the Umineko threads are doing that, but don't try to pass your knowledge for first hand knowledge. Or you're clinically retarded, and that's pointedly wrong.

Stupidity is not an excuse, anon. It'll never be.

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>>11850565
If anything, the fact that there is no delusions from Ange's part in the first choice, but that the second is an Erika feast should have made you think twice. It's not grade A "Battler saw Kanon and Shannon together at the beginning of EP5" subtlety. It's the "anvil in your head" not subtlety made specifically for people with comprehension impairment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11850565

Wrong answer. Too difficult for you. Learn reading and understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11850565

What the fuck did you read in this one line. Your answer is stupid. Ange found out the truth and that's why she organized this ending. Stop being a bad troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11850165
Ikuko is a meta-character, almost, with no relevance to Shannon's plight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11851033

If we would ignore the foreshadowings, you would be right.

[Anonymous No.]

My life for Erika-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11850162

Because they're Yasu's imaginary friends so of course they can meet each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11851404
There isn't really any though.

Like, I get that you want Battler to end up with Yasu but that just didn't happen. She died and Battler, as Tohya, moved on with his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11820083

Hello, OP here. I came here just to say I'm touched by the fact that best girl thread is still fresh after almost 2 weeks.

Erika a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11850165
This doesn't actually work and is completely wrong.
The other servants have the same grey badge on them.

It's simply that all furniture are bellow human because of their class, not because of their inability to have sex but to be loved or to be seem as someone of the same status. Shannon even mentions in their date in ep 2 with George that she can't love him because she's furniture.

It's more of a social aspect than a biological one if you look at Lion who is the next head of the family, Krauss and Natsuhi who are part of the family and Ikuko who is the author, the highest position of them all. Shannon and Kanon are simply servant and by being tools, furniture, bellow respect, recognition and love.

The badge doesn't mean anything unless you imply that all servants have the same body or some crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11852511
Did the detective ever witness those servants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11852488
Respek knuckles brother and Erika is still my waifu after all these years since ep 5 released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11838318
>>11846194
Atleast you tried, still looking!

waifu pic dump time

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11852816
Yasu saw it so it's really stupid that she would see another badge and there is mention of other servants in ep 4. So unless only Shannon and Kanon wore a different badge than all other servants.

It's simply to assume all servants wore it since Shannon and Kanon were not the only servants who served, they were only the only ones shown and on the island on October 5th-6th.

[Anonymous No.]

I liked how Battler's marriage with Erika felt like an analogy to Kinzo's forced marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11853047
I just saw it as reverse rape.
Erika practically fucking Battler and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this pic so hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>11853057
I like the one where Battler finds her dead after she falls off while trying to tape the guesthouse's windows

[Anonymous No.]

>>11853109

[Anonymous No.]

I like this comic because its got the girls talking about penises

[Anonymous No.]

>>11852511
>It's simply that all furniture are bellow human because of their class, not because of their inability to have sex but to be loved or to be seem as someone of the same status

Uh, no. Furniture is in no way tied to social status.
.
>Shannon even mentions in their date in ep 2 with George that she can't love him because she's furniture.

Exactly, not because she's a servant. Because she's "furniture" the only way they can have a relationship is because of "magic"(AKA: A lie)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11853047
Felt like?

The entirety of EP6 was basically an allegory for the Kinzo/Beatrice relationship, though will less incest and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11853201
>Furniture is in no way tied to social status.
Shannon says she can't get married because of what the family might think of her, because she's furniture. George says he doesn't care if she's furniture.

Furniture is social status and mentioned many times by other people including Rosa and Genji that it's simply a social rank.

They are tools, they are living walking furniture of the family household. Nothing more than servants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11853315
So what? Japan is not India, social rank doesn't keep them back from being married. And it's not like they don't have enough money to live by themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11853315
>George says he doesn't care if she's furniture.

No he doesn't. He says he doesn't care if she's a *servant*

Furniture does not mean servant, the story says several times that George does not care about Shannon being a servant, yet their love can not succeed because Shannon is "Furniture"

If Furniture just means "servant" then why on Earth does Shannon remember a time *before* she knew she was Furniture, she's worked as a servant practically her entire life!

There's also the fact that being Furniture is consistently described as something that Shannon and Kanon can hide. In Episode 2 when Kanon does the magic blade thing, Beatrice says that it reveals to Jessica that he's a "subhuman freak." It's also given a strong sexual subtext, Beatrice points out that Shannon will no longer be able to hide it from George the moment he tries to have sex with her.

Unless they wore masks all day, it's impossible for them to hide the fact that they work a servants, yet they can hide that they're Furniture. In 3, the Stakes taunting Kanon specifically reveals that being Furniture means that he lacks a "human body."

Not to mention that in 7, it's flat out said by Yasu that because of the injury she had as an infant, she has a "body that can not love" and *that* is what makes her Furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11854341
What stops the idea though of shannon and Kanon being seperate beings if you look at furniture status being ranks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11854882
Ranks by other people and also Erika seeing both of them to add

[Anonymous No.]

>>11854882
Shannon and Kanon are the same being regardless of anything else. Kanon is Yasu's imaginary "Little brother" meant to vent her negative feelings. He existed before Yasu learned the truth about herself, because she had negative feelings to vent even before solving the epitaph.

Erika never saw them as separate beings in the same room because it's impossible, if anyone says they did they're lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11855341
No I'm sure and everyone who read it that Erika saw those 2 at ep 6 by the garden seperately. and I don't agree with the idea that Erika was pretending she saw them seperately either. it's just dangerously close I guess that shkannon theory is a truth but its not fullproof and this ain't rokkenjima prime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11856290
Uh... no, Erika never saw Shannon and Kanon at the same time.

In 5 we never see her POV, and in 6 the one time there is even a risk of her seeing the truth, she doesn't bother to actually look in the room she supposedly herded Kanon into.

[gigs !A7GLsxo4c. No.]

Why is Eri Eri so perfect?

[gigs !A7GLsxo4c. No.]

Why is she such an amazing character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11856947
She's arrogant, she's a pervert, and she's kind of pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11856947
That pose is perfect for rough anal sex.

I would destroy her anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11856813
zomg dood stop abein terribul trull do I have to open up ep 6 to prove to you1

[Anonymous No.]

>>11857631
Classy.

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone translate wtf is going on in this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11858479
Something about clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>11858479
Gachiyatsu

Oh Beatoriche-sama! gusutsu gusutsu

The devil has no clothes.

Please dress quickly Satan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11858591
...close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11851033

But Anon, Ikuko is yasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>11858591
Thx. All i could read was "Beatrice" and "Satan", too many kanji in the rest of the text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11858725
I just used MS OneNote to OCR it, changed a few っ's to つ, and used Google Translate. It's almost useful, I do recommend.

And that was one sexy Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11858591
10/10 translation you should team up with Cudder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11858766
I've actually been offered a job at Mangagamer to lead the WTC5 translation project.

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>>11858776
The stakes should get more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11858729

Mammon is the only steak worth a damn in both looks and personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>11854341
>He says he doesn't care if she's a *servant*
Wrong, he plainly says he doesn't care if she's furniture.
He knows what furniture means and unless he already knows that not having a dick means you can't love, it means servant.

And how can Shannon remember a time *before* she was furniture since she lost her dick before she even had a consciousness?
How do you remember a time when you were a baby? It's ridiculous, it makes more sense that she remembers a time when she wasn't a servant and cannot see herself as anything else which makes her furniture because, specifically, she worked as a servant practically her entire life!

Though you can also bring that George didn't know what the fuck Shannon meant when she mentions she's furniture but there's no evidence he doesn't know which makes it a devil proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11859129
Hahahah what a couple of lardasses! I've seen homeless people dress with more style. Those losers totally deserve each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11859129
George doesn't know what furniture means or he wouldn't ask her to have children

[Anonymous No.]

>>11859140
The sprites gives them more life.
Shannon looks prettier.
George on the other hand, still looks like a faggot who overdress.
The original just makes George dress like a fucking idiot who's never been on a date before while Shannon is all girlish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11859140
George still looks better than in his stupid yellow suit. What, is he trying to be a pimp or cosplay Oiishi or something?

Don't know what's up with those dog tags though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11859145
That, again, doesn't prove anything and assumes that Furniture is having a body incapable to have children.

Impossible to have receive love is different than not being able to have kids.
This is more a nab towards the mention that he does know what furniture means if it means servant, but he obviously doesn't if he even knew about Shannon.
He also never asks her to have children, he just recollects at his dream to one day by filled and surrounded with children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11859148
Yellow suits were fashionable in the 80s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11859159
Not for fat Japanese nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11859166
You talking shit about the George-man?

He'll fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11854341
>In 3, the Stakes taunting Kanon specifically reveals that being Furniture means that he lacks a "human body."
I just reread that section where Beatrice kills Kinzo, Shannon and Kanon.

The Stakes make no mention of ''lack of a human body''. So it's pretty much worthless.

Furniture simply mean servants.

>>11859183
Nigger is too beta to fuck up anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11859183
I'll shoot him in the fucking face while he begs to know why.

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>>11859202
I really need to reread and watch out for the foggy glasses.

I initially thought they were like Irie's foggy glasses, and the humans were irrelevant by the time George was being a faggot out in the open.

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Is this the VN that was released on Steam recently?

If so, it's the one with Beatrice and such, right?

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>>11859837
That's Umineko: When they cry, It's something different.

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>>11859076
Today: Ange-Burger and Mammon-Steak, medium roasted.

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>>11859837
When They Cry is the name of the serie, but it's rarely called like that.
It's composed of "When the Cicadas Cry", which is the one you saw on Steam, also called "Higurashi" for short.
It's also composed of "When the Seagulls Cry", which is the one we're discussing about here. It's called "Umineko", and nicknamed "Seacats".

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>>11859202
>obidiently

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>>11859195
>>11859202
Wow. That's some high dedication to prove that Georges is a faggot.

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>>11859195
>I'm too much of a faggot to even drink

Protip: not everyone gets "pleasure" from alcohol.

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>>11861274
It also depends of the quantity...

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>>11861574
>Lucifer's face
Pure hatred here.

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>>11861274
All the cool kids do. Rika, Erika, Bern, ....

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>>11861639
But those are all the same person...

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>>11861644
Battler, Kinzo, Genji, ....

Even Maria wants to try getting shitfaced.

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>>11861606
Once the two are hopeless drunk and asleep she can make her move on Battler.

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>>11859129
>He knows what furniture means and unless he already knows that not having a dick means you can't love, it means servant.

Uh, no he doesn't. He simply assumes that "furniture" means "servant" because he's George and the relationship is all about him in his mind.

Seriously George actually says in the narration that he does care at all how Shannon feels about their relationship, you really think he's going to think more then two seconds about it?

>And how can Shannon remember a time *before* she was furniture since she lost her dick before she even had a consciousness?

Before she *knew.* A major part of her trauma and the entire reason she starts calling herself furniture is because she suddenly learned a very large part of her life was a lie.

>Though you can also bring that George didn't know what the fuck Shannon meant when she mentions she's furniture but there's no evidence he doesn't know which makes it a devil proof.

Tip: When Battler brought out the "Devil's Proof", that was a sign he was completely off base and wrong.

There's no evidence that he does know, in fact, there's evidence that he doesn't know at all, judging how he cheerfully plays along with something that is obviously causing Shannon so much pain.

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>>11859195
>The Stakes make no mention of ''lack of a human body''. So it's pretty much worthless.

Wrong.

Right here, it says flat out that Kanon cried himself to sleep because he's "Furniture", lacking a human body.

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>>11861790
>There's no evidence that he does know, in fact, there's evidence that he doesn't know at all, judging how he cheerfully plays along with something that is obviously causing Shannon so much pain.

George is actually one hundred percent confirmed to NOT understand what furniture means.

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>>11861874
Does anyone? Battler and Jessica don't seem to understand Shannon's / Kanon's furniture attitude either.

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>>11862195
Because Kannon is obsessed with that. He's literally the only one giving a fuck about that furniture thing.

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>>11863873
To a lesser extend Genji does too. At least towards Kinzo.

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>>11864156
You think?
Dunno, considering the whole thing with Yasu, even through he considers himself furniture, Kinzo surely doesn't consider him that way.

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>>11864387
True, Kinzo helds him in high regards.

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>>11864393
To be honest, Genji probably considers himself a furniture. That doesn't mean he can't have hiw own opinion. He just keeps it for himself.
Kannon seems to interpret the whole "we're furniture" as "we're not allowed to think".

TL;DR : he's doin it wrong.

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>>11864403
Well, in some things Kanon has his own opinion, too. If he would think he has to bee totally passive as "furniture" he wouldn't mind Natsuhi and Eva bullying Shannon or wouldn't reject Jessicas flirting attempts. Caus "if we are just worthless furniture, Natsuhi can bully us anytime, and if Jessica wants to have me as friend, i have to obey.." ...so while being obsessed with that furniture thing, he nonetheless has his own view of the things.

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>>11864419
Yeah. But unlike Genji, he doesn't know the limit between being loyal as a servant, and being a mindless drone.

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>>11864487
Being "furniture" has nothing to do with being a servant though.

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So when Battler became furniture after EP2, did he have his dick and balls cut off? Perhaps Genji did it with his super knife throwing while his was taking drunk Battler to see the master.... That's furniture for you, can't even tell when their being castrated.

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>>11864419
No it's "I can't ever be in a relationship with Jessica because I'm a sexless subhuman freak of nature who should have died after I was born"

*That* is Kanon's thought process and why he calls himself "furniture"

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>>11864743
Furniture surely doesn't mean asexual. Look at the Stakes, Ronove and the Siestas who are also considered furniture. No one of them lacks a clear defined gender.

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>>11864743
In the first place, that scene was fantasy and thus meant to be symbolic.

When Beatrice makes Battler Furniture, she strips him of his clothing. Because while they can pretend to be normal, the moment you strip off their clothing the truth about them becomes obvious.

Next Beatrice, who in the fantasy is a full woman, has no issue undressing in front of the naked Battler. I mean, let's face it, that entire scene was filled to the brim with sexual text and subtext. However, Beatrice pointed out that there was no "shame", no actual sexuality in her actions toward Battler at all. Because Battler was "Furniture", and Furniture do not, can not, participate in human sexuality.