So /jp/... cats or dogs?

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Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:08:11 2014 No.11796771 [Reply] [Original]

So /jp/... cats or dogs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:11:10 2014 No.11796784 cats dogs are obnoxious and smell bad Momiji is a wolf also

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:11:10 2014 No.11796783 File: 69 KB, 600x594, Momiji55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11796771 +1 puppies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:11:10 2014 No.11796785 Epic touhou thread. Simply epic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:12:10 2014 No.11796787 File: 9 KB, 259x255, 1389399188020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dogeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:15:25 2014 No.11796796 One fine day with a woof and a purr A baby was born and it caused a little stir No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog Just a feline canine little CatDog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:16:10 2014 No.11796799 >>11796796 I hated that show. The theme was obnoxiously catchy though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:16:25 2014 No.11796801 >>11796784 And Chen is a bakeneko. Your point?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:17:25 2014 No.11796805 >>11796801 which is a cat that's turned into a youkai what's your point?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:17:55 2014 No.11796808 File: 325 KB, 500x699, 1389428261474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dogs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:19:55 2014 No.11796817 Dog like outdoors and sports such as fetch Cat like indoors and taking it easy like naps dog is for normal cat is for NEET

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:30:25 2014 No.11796852 >>11796817 NEET 4 life bro!!!!!!!!!!!! X)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:31:25 2014 No.11796856 File: 663 KB, 583x825, 1387398898433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ｃａｔｓ　ａｌｌ　ｔｈｅ　ｗａｙ．

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 04:09:45 2014 No.11796924
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Dogs > Cats

Case in point, Let's Meow Meow

Mikan (Catgirl)
>Lazy
>Sleeps all day
>Bums off of you to live at your place and doesn't even do her job as a maid
>Stays alone at home all day while you go to University or work part time
>Cooks boring, generic, and easy meals like miso and rice with bonito, doesn't even want to sit with you at the dinning table
>Dim-witted, weak and distracted by fuzzy things or catnip
>Bright-colored maid outfits are so 90's
>First thing she does when she wakes up in your world and meet you is suck your dick for "milk", before she even knew who you were so a stranger's dick
>Your not even her first master
>No hymen ("C-Cats don't have hymens, Master!)"
>Gets pregnant on every route, even when you don't have sex with her in other routes
>"Is it mine?" "Of course it is, Master!"

Shinju (Dog girl)
>Hard working
>At your beck and call all day, always willing to serve
>Gets her own place and a job to support herself
>Her job is at the same place as yours, so she's always around your or your kind boss, and when not working she's with you at home or University
>Cooks delicious homemade bentos every day and takes them to your University for lunch, feeds you by hand
>Smart, athletic, and doesn't drink much, only wants you to rub her belly
>Stylish, Uniforms are the shit
>Doesn't have sex with you until she is comfortable and close with you, does things slow and it's her first time doing anything sexual
>Was a dedicated policewoman but gives up everything just to be your maid
>Waits until after you finish University and get a job to start having kids

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 04:12:00 2014 No.11796933 File: 6 KB, 140x100, shinju feed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11796924 Also forgot Mikan >Eagerly has threesome with slutty Miko Shinju >Doesn't want to have a threesome with slutty Miko

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 04:21:00 2014 No.11796958 >>11796933 I hated that fucking Miko. And yes, Shinju stole the show in that VN. It's almost unfair how much better she is, but in the end she's just better!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 04:24:45 2014 No.11796967 >>11796817 What about Pugs? They're content to be at home, they just don't want to be alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 06:10:49 2014 No.11797178 File: 131 KB, 500x500, 1387627229823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sheepneets

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 06:21:01 2014 No.11797178,1 >>11797178 best new meme 2014 also hello hello how are u alice is p good too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 06:31:06 2014 No.11797205 File: 629 KB, 1200x1200, 1389439861455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Foxes>Wolves>Cats>Dogs.

>>	OFFICIAL WAROSU ANNUAL MOTY NOMINATIONS Anonymous Sat Jan 11 06:36:28 2014 No.11797205,1 >>11797178,1 1. cat look like janny lol 2. autism sheeps 3. purplegirl 4. (feel free to add) 5. (feel free to add)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 07:14:09 2014 No.11797293 File: 96 KB, 400x400, 1368139822776.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11796771 Dogs! Cats are dumber and don't really love you.

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 07:27:55 2014 No.11797319
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Why do cats and dogs always want to lie on your lap?

I like dogs more though because they get the message if you move them off your lap and will lie down by your feet. From my experience cats just keep trying to lie down on your lap. Dogs are smarter anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 07:34:10 2014 No.11797335 >>11797319 Cats do it because you are warm, not sure about dogs though, dogs I knew never was fond of that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 07:44:26 2014 No.11797355 File: 286 KB, 720x660, dogs pigs sheep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dogs > Pigs > Sheep

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 07:44:26 2014 No.11797353 File: 2 KB, 128x128, 1367237262152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Birds, but if I had to choose; I'd say cats. Everyone's pets get all over me but cats are less annoying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 08:02:56 2014 No.11797379 >>11796784 Wolf dog same. If they can breed, they're the same species. Though it is true that there's a curious lack of a regular Canis Lupus Familiaris in Touhou. Maybe they just don't become youkai as often as cats...

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 08:07:41 2014 No.11797388
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If we are talking real life then cats. They are lazy pieces of shit and I like that.

If we are talking Touhou then dogs. I just like the dog characters better. Especially Kyouko. She's far from my favorite character but she's adorable as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 08:08:26 2014 No.11797390 >>11797379 Dogs have pretty different social structure than wolves, plus wolves are generally much smarter because they live in a wild and hunt for large animals in packs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 08:11:42 2014 No.11797395 File: 485 KB, 600x900, 40671229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11797388 Too adorable, I think she's the cutest Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 09:49:31 2014 No.11797551 dogs because they'll lick your cock

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 09:56:47 2014 No.11797554 >>11796933 >>11796924 I think it's ironice how you use a green haired girl with all that green, that being said it's painful to read your shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 09:58:01 2014 No.11797556 I don't chose one of the other, but i do hate people that like cats. seriously fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 09:59:01 2014 No.11797558 Post the one with Japanese dog jumping through hoops

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:01:31 2014 No.11797561 File: 330 KB, 950x1269, 1389452477720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bunnies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 11:47:06 2014 No.11797773 Definitely cats. Dogs are annoying and are a general pain in the ass.

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 12:19:35 2014 No.11797826
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Cats are scary and violent, while dogs are cute and loveable. Even in Chen's human form, it looks like she's a punk who will claw your face off.

The only cat I like is Ren, but that's because her human form is completely uncat like.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 13:18:43 2014 No.11797967 File: 275 KB, 800x533, 1380142942469.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know who else prefers Dog Girls? ZUN Because he has good taste

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 13:41:58 2014 No.11797999 File: 1.09 MB, 1200x848, 1389465709941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm more of a cat person.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 13:49:59 2014 No.11798007 >>11797554 >being this fucking new.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 13:52:13 2014 No.11798010 File: 807 KB, 644x850, 17038425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11797967 Not so fast. If Kyouko counts as a dog, then Shou counts as a cat. We'll need another to break the tie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 13:55:28 2014 No.11798013 File: 886 KB, 1200x1400, 30373106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11798010 What does Ran count as?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 14:00:13 2014 No.11798022 >>11798013 Ran is a fox, and everyone knows foxes are dogs that behave like cats. So it's 50/50

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 14:01:58 2014 No.11798024 >>11798022 Well played, ZUN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 14:03:13 2014 No.11798029 >>11798022 You still have Mamizou to explain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 14:04:28 2014 No.11798034 >>11798007 lol @ not recognizing the classic and hilarious /jp/-"who are you greening"-meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 14:06:13 2014 No.11798042 >>11798029 Another catdog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 14:10:58 2014 No.11798051 File: 206 KB, 700x500, 40650293_big_p19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 14:12:43 2014 No.11798052 I had a really odd dream about a pair of wolf girls. It was the saddest and most depressing dream I've ever had, but it was cute at points, too. I blame this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 14:32:28 2014 No.11798087 BOTH.

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 14:41:43 2014 No.11798112

>>11798052
I dreamed that I was watching Seinfeld with my dad. George was trying to get into a swinger's club. One of the girls was yelling at him, and asked him his age. "I'm 21! *audience laughter* I can still make it it! *more audience laughter*" Then suddenly a guy came up and started fisting the girl while shoving a beer bottle in her ass. I was like, "can they show this on TV?"

i actually dreamed that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 14:50:17 2014 No.11798139 >>11798007 Being this fucking /v/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 16:13:52 2014 No.11798385 File: 808 KB, 1394x1033, Ran Awoo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11797205 Gotta agree with you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 12:28:02 2014 No.11801095 >>11797205 >>11798385 /Thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 12:31:17 2014 No.11801099 File: 38 KB, 136x246, straight-up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11798385 How about humans ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 12:34:17 2014 No.11801107 File: 721 KB, 770x950, 1389548044118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] real dogs are far superior to cats. but i prefer cat girls to dog girls in most cases.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 13:12:19 2014 No.11801153 File: 616 KB, 700x979, 40289452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese birds

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 13:13:49 2014 No.11801159 File: 192 KB, 500x680, 36727468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 14:22:08 2014 No.11801276 >>11801099 Ha ha ha ha, that's funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 10:34:51 2014 No.11803586 >>11798016 Orin is really cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 16:59:13 2014 No.11804484 File: 69 KB, 650x620, 1385208849226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11801159

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:22:14 2014 No.11804555 File: 71 KB, 500x730, 1389651776904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Echos

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 04:22:51 2014 No.11805859 File: 140 KB, 800x600, nazrinisamouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i think were all forgetting one simple think here nazrin is a mouse

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 04:30:06 2014 No.11805870 >>11805859 I'll fill that mouse with cum I tell you what

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 04:35:21 2014 No.11805877 >>11796924 Citation needed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 04:38:36 2014 No.11805882 Cats are parasitic like women

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 04:38:51 2014 No.11805883 File: 356 KB, 1000x800, 1387393612251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11805859 >GOTCHA!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 04:47:51 2014 No.11805894 File: 901 KB, 1150x1200, 1383852326079.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tanuki or Kitsune?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 05:16:21 2014 No.11805917 File: 632 KB, 902x1000, 39058712_big_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11805894 fox

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 05:17:21 2014 No.11805919 >>11805894 Am I the only one here who is disgusted by that picture? If you'd crop it in half so you would only see the upper half, It would had been pretty cute. But damn, ugh. Her bottom side.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 05:31:10 2014 No.11805932 >>11805919 That nose is kinda off putting as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 05:46:26 2014 No.11805948 File: 42 KB, 677x513, 1385558760004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The true /jp/ dilemma: Mazas or lolis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 14 08:13:48 2014 No.11806200 File: 586 KB, 1000x1511, 1389705217749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11805948 Both, of course.

Anonymous Fri Jan 17 05:30:33 2014 No.11814549
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>>11796771
if we're talking anime- cat-girls.

if we're talking irl- dogs are friendlier, smarter, cleaner, loyal, good for your health and useful for many tasks. so FUCK cats, cats can do shit all except being fluffy, and dogs are fluffy too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 05:32:33 2014 No.11814551 >>11814549 >dogs are cleaner Someone hasn't seen how dogs clean their own assholes with their filthy tongues.

Anonymous Fri Jan 17 05:40:33 2014 No.11814566
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>>11814551
my dog don't lick its ass(only its dick when he wants to go out and pee), but maybe that's because i wash him every time we get back home. it's just an animal, what do you want from it? at least you can teach(more like "drill", really) it not to eat all the dead shit that's laying around on streets. and dogs never shit or pee where they live.

cat on the other hand will piss or shit in your house if it strikes its fancy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 05:45:03 2014 No.11814572 >>11814566 No, they don't. You can give them a litter and they'll only use that to shit while you have to bring your dog outside and pick up his poop from the road.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 07:10:35 2014 No.11814688 >>11805883 Satori is not a cat! Satori is a Satori

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:34:31 2014 No.11815848 >>11814572 Unless the cat hates you. Then the cat will use your bed as a litter box. That happened to my mother's cat when she was a girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 17:47:31 2014 No.11815876 File: 197 KB, 600x600, 1389998843337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11815848 Tell her I said congrats on the successful sex change.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 17 18:55:06 2014 No.11815976 >>11797205 0/10 see me after class faggot

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