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How many of you are serious about loli girlfriends? You can't all be joking, right? How do you plan to get one? What kinds of things would you like to do together?

>> No.11778798
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11778798

Go to the beach. Eat watermelon together. Watch the world die.

>> No.11778798,1 [INTERNAL] 

>1125088132655.jpg

Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:28:52 GMT

sugoi

>> No.11778804

I'm serious about wanting one, but not serious about getting one.

>> No.11778825

>>11778804
You're going to go through your whole life without even attempting?

>> No.11778832

>>11778825
There won't be any lolis in prison.

>> No.11778833
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11778833

i have a little girlfriend, she's picture perfect! flash!

>> No.11778839

Fuck no, I like me a mature woman.

>> No.11778842

>>11778832
Is it really illegal to just become close friends with a loli? Surely friendships aren't restricted by the law. Even if I could somehow get a loli to think of me as a loli, I think things would be good.

>> No.11778855

>>11778842
>get a loli to think of me as a loli

Is something like this even possible?

>> No.11778852
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>>11778833
Nanoha is good, but discerning tastes choose Vita.

>> No.11778861

I imagine the "loli's" parents wouldn't approve very warmly of a grown man trying to get close to their daughter.

>> No.11778874

>>11778861
Surely there have to be ways around this.

>> No.11778871

OP are you the guy who asks if lolis masturbate or get aroused?

>> No.11778878
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11778878

It'll happen. With enough time, patience and a positive outlook on life everything is possible.

>> No.11778876

>>11778861
Also most people of that age don't want adult friends, they want friends of their own age.

>> No.11778882

>>11778871
I think a lot of people on /jp/ wonder those things. It can't be one guy, probably.

>> No.11778879

I don't even think I want a girlfriend be it loli or a "normal" girl.
>>11778855
>in local news, man in his 30's tried to convince local girl that he was in fact a little girl, more at 11'

>> No.11778885

is this the pedo thread

>> No.11778903

Is this the pedo/b/ro thread?

where my pedo/b/ros at

>> No.11778913

I want to brush a loli's hair.

>> No.11778915
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>>11778885
>>11778903

>> No.11778921
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11778921

>mfw my loli gf asked me to meet her parents

>> No.11778933

>>11778921
what anime is this sermon demon from

>> No.11778947

If I had a loli friend I'd go to the arcade with her and eat ice cream with her and go swimming with her and watch movies and cuddle with her and do other silly things.

>> No.11778951
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>>11778915
do the nyanpassu thing

>> No.11778955
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>>11778951
nyanpassu

>> No.11778965

My affection is purely paternal.

>> No.11778966
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>>11778955
nice one

>> No.11778971
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le feelio when your loli girlfriend breaks up with you and starts dating another loli

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>>11778885

>> No.11779020

>>11778778
>You can't all be joking, right?

All I do is laugh at these threads, so I guess it's funny regardless.

>> No.11779032

Hey I'm a pedo, let's be friends: the thread

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>> No.11779042

>>11779032
mail me DarkNightInCognito@google.com

>> No.11779044
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My sister brought her l*** friend to hang out with us during Christmas eve because her parents were fighting. Her family is very poor and she only got a spiral notebook and some colored pens so I gave her some of my anime DVDs and a ToHeart figurine I never unboxed. I know these are weird gifts, but I didn't have anything else to give. She was so happy she started jumping around like a bunny and hugged me.

Today her parents called our house and demanded to speak to me. They were very upset and accused me of giving her porn. They also told me the toy was highly inappropriate because the skirt came off (I had no idea)

My sister is not allowed to hang out with her friend anymore.

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>> No.11779061

>>11779044
You are a bad person

>> No.11779072

>>11779061
Why's he bad?

>> No.11779087

>>11779072
If he drives away all his sister's friends, then she'll get lonely. This will make her more receptive to the dick.

>> No.11779082

>>11779044
Is she an actual loli or one of those "loli-type" people you /a/s talk about?

>> No.11779088

Be honest with me /jp/, I'm your friend.
Did you ever touched in the "parts" of an underage girl?

>> No.11779089

>>11779082
what is "loli-type"?

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>>11779088
Hey, what's up /jp/olice? Catch any criminals?

>> No.11779100

>>11779044

And of course you probably fucking wilted like the beta you are. If you didn't laugh at them and proceed to dole out verbal rape until they hung up, you're not a man.

>> No.11779095

>>11779089
"Loli in everything besides age," whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

>> No.11779105

>>11779088
She was unreceptive to my nonsexual touching so I gave up.

>> No.11779104

>>11778933
thats sherlock from tantei opera milky holmes.

as for lolis, no thanks. i'd like a younger sister type.

>> No.11779108

Any loli otaku here?

>> No.11779112

>>11779088

>/jp/
>touching another human

I think you're confused.

>> No.11779113

>>11779108
Is that where you're in a tiny apartment surrounded by lolis piled to the ceiling?

>> No.11779124

>>11779105
tell me more

>> No.11779126

>>11779088
I've slapped and pinched loli's butt numerous times before, but she did the same to me, and with her family members. She also squeezed my penis once and touched it with her foot a few times (pretending to stomp on it, then slowing down and pressing on it softly) and slapped my crotch area once (similar to what she did with her feet). She would also squeeze my nipples very often.

Would it have been okay to do any of the stuff to her that she did to me? She didn't mind when I did things with her butt (she'd laugh and try to get revenge on my butt) but I drew the line there.

>> No.11779136

>>11779126
Will playing grabass with a loli get someone thrown in prison?

>> No.11779141

>>11779124
I made "casual" physical contact with her. She moved away. I declined to make further attempts after a few more such events.

>> No.11779167

>>11778778
>try to get revenge on my butt

I wish a /jp/er would try to get revenge on my butt as I squeal and try to crawl away. It's my fetish.

>> No.11779172

>>11779167

I wonder if that means I'm gay for /jp/.... hmm.

>> No.11779206

What is having a loli girlfriend even like?

>> No.11779218

>>11779141
You make it sound so creepy

>> No.11779224

>>11779126
Please respond.

>> No.11779258

Would it be weird to work at a candy store just so I can see lolis?

>> No.11779258,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11779258
I'd only enjoy working in a candy shop if they made the candies there. Making things like caramel, hard candies, and chocolates in-house would be really neat.

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