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Happy new years eve /jp/!

>> No.11758165

So, this is the last day before 2014. What are you going to do /jp/ ?

I think I'll go into wild territory and play some LoL with normies.

>> No.11758171

>that 4
3/10 for effort

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>>11758156

>> No.11758175

>>11758165
Theres still the 31st, you god damn faggot.

>> No.11758176

Does the "usagi usagi" thing also work for new years?

>> No.11758180

>>11758175
>12/31/13(Tue)00:23
Oh you.

>> No.11758196

I want to marry Reisen!

>> No.11758202

>>11758196
No one cares nerd

>> No.11758204

>>11758196
me too anon, me too

>> No.11758225

>>11758180
Um.... that isn't 4chan time, you must be some third world shithole.

>> No.11758256

>>11758225
You awfully seems in a foul mood. What happened? Do you want to talk about it?

>> No.11758337

>>11758202
I'm sorry, I couldn't keep it in me when I saw her.

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Going to pack my PC because we're staying in a suite for a few days.
Going to have a rematch with my brother on PoFV.
And watch the fireworks through the windows of my comfortable room.

>>11758175
12/31/13(Tue)07:23 for me.

>> No.11758407 [DELETED] 

>>11758256
Epic as hell gayboy.

>> No.11758433

>>11758196
I want to fuck Tewi.

>> No.11758443

>>11758433
Please satisfy her so she doesn't bully Reisen.

>> No.11758486
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I was a NEET in 2013 and I'll be a NEET again in 2014. Such is life when you take it maximum easy.

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Happy new years eve OP!

>> No.11758567
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Rabbit, rabbit!

>> No.11758577

looks like i will again spend my time playing eroge for new year :/

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>>11758486
god damn i'm so jealous
fuck

>> No.11758635

isnt it the 30th

arent there 31 days in december

>> No.11758644

I hope you all have a happy New Year
And enjoy your days

thank you for listening

>> No.11758670

How does Rabbit Rabbit work for New Years? I'm going to be out with friends, for once. Do I just have to mumble it under my breath really quick before I shout Happy New Year with everyone else?

>> No.11758678

Say rabbit rabbit while everyone else is shouting, no one will notice.

>> No.11758679

Any resolutions for the New Year?

I think I'm finally going to go through the archive and find all my favorite posts and threads. Then I'll format them so they're all nice and neat and then I'll put them into a big book with a cover that says something like "Precious Memories".

>> No.11758683

No it's not

>> No.11758686
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>>11758225
Actually, this nation has a higher HDI and better standard of living than the United States of Poverty.

>> No.11758687

>>11758670
You need to go to sleep, and then when you wake up on New Year's Day, you say it.

>> No.11758750

>>11758686
yeah but you have retarded laws, retarded people, no video games and everything is expensive

>> No.11759484

t-thanks

>> No.11759936

>>11758686
>Muh HDI

>> No.11759947

>>11758679
I want to do really well at university and get a loli gf

>> No.11759960

I wish you all kill yourselves

>> No.11759966

>>11758750
Ausfag here.

I wish all that wasn't true. Also, increasing street violence due to indiscriminate immigration. ;_;

>> No.11759985

>>11759960
patience, 2014 will be a terrible year to be a neet as countries worldwide cut social benefits in a desperate attempt to balance rising budget deficits, there will be plenty offing themselves

>> No.11760002

>>11759985
whats the plan for killing the /jp/ normies?

>> No.11760011

>>11759985
No, I'm fucking serious.

I was diagnosed with cancer today and I'm taking you all with me.

>> No.11760034

I might actually get a loli girlfriend in 2014.

>> No.11760037

>>11760034
good luck
What's your strategy?

>> No.11760053

>>11760037
Rope and coliform. I'll get one of the slow ones at the local elementary school.

>> No.11760059

>>11760053
you mean you chase your lolis instead of deception wow learn to be a classy pedo

>> No.11760058

>>11760037
I don't know yet.

>> No.11760062

>>11759966
>Also, increasing street violence due to indiscriminate immigration.
maybe in the shittiest suburbs of Sydney, otherwise this just sounds like the sort of shit Today Tonight shovels down the throats of peasants. Looked up crime in WA and it has been fucking rock solid for the last 5 years, except for incidences of sexual assault (which actually went down).

i hope you're not one of those turn-back-the-boats-fuck-off-we're-full-fags.

>> No.11760090

http://www.time.gov/

>> No.11760104

It's 2014 here. Happy new years jaypee.

>> No.11760143

>>11760062
>Looked up crime in WA

You live in WA?

opinion discarded. Get back to work down t' mine paying off 200 years of being freeloaders off the east coast, faggot.

>> No.11760150

>>11760062
so ur an immigrant

>> No.11760175

>>11758156
Cute thread dude.

>> No.11760184

>>11760104
Happy new years, NZ!

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>>11760143
opinion my ass nigga, I'm a NEET /jp/sie and these are statistics, do you even debate?

>>11760150
i was born in australia.

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>>11760184
> NZ
I'm posting this in 2014 to warn you that this is not a good year.

>> No.11760367

Year of Oculus Rift please.

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almost 2pm time to get druuuuunk

>> No.11760405

Hey jaypee why don't we play an MMO or something for NYE

>> No.11760409

>>11760405

it was suggested that we just chat >>11750158

but we're getting high or drunk or something instead. what mmo? i'd be like a level 1 loli since I'd have to register for whatever you suggest and fighten wouldn't be much fun.

>> No.11760429

>>11760252
I didn't heed the warning, it's 2014-01-01 now.

Happy new year /jp/ here's to you.

>> No.11760432

>>11760409
What about Ragnarok Online

>> No.11760806

Happy new year jaypee.

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Rabbit Rabbit /jp/.

Is it meant to be the first thing you say when you wake up in a new month or just the first thing you say in a new month generally? Because people saying "Happy New Year!" are really fucking themselves over if it's the latter.

>> No.11761756

This year is going to suck.

>> No.11761765

>>11761756
Like the previous one?

>> No.11761772
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Happy new year, jaypee!

>> No.11761768

>>11761756
Mine's going to suck horribly until May.
Like seriously dantesque.

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any1 wanna play minecraft with me, i'm bored

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>>11758679
Find a good job. Become good at Japanese. Find a friend. Travel abroad. Not that I expect any of them to happen. ;_;

Happy new year /jp/! Let's work hard(er) to reach at least some of our goals and desires!

>> No.11761836

HAPPY

NAW

YEAR

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>>11761792
I will play with you if you want, I played with jaypee a few months ago and it was very fun!

I don't have a legitimate copy though.

>> No.11761875

>>11761836
fuck you

>> No.11761915

>>11760034
This should be the goal of 2014 for all posters on /jp/.

>> No.11761923

>>11761915
Children are annoying.

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>>11761915
>tfw my old school was filled with short flat chested girls
>tfw i never made a move on anyone of them
I didn't think about back then but I kind of regret now

>> No.11761926

>>11761924
Whom are you Pepetexting?

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>>11761926
i don't even know anymore

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Best wishes in 2014, /jp/.

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>>11761929

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>>11761935

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>>11761929

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why are you all so sad

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>>11761936

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>>11761938

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>>11761946
please don't be sad

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20 minutes to midnight where I live.

Happy New Year /jp/!

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>>11761937

>> No.11761955

>>11761951
its okay im not sad

ive accepted the fact that im of no use to this world, and should just die.

im too scared to kill myself though

>> No.11761960

Dad just went to sleep so now he won't take me pity-drinking!

>> No.11761957

happy new year

>> No.11761965
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this thread got sad

>> No.11761968

>>11761955
if you kill yourself then you're as childish as you can get, whatever's running through your head make sure it's the realisation that you're as immature as they get.

>> No.11761972

>>11761968
why do you think i havent killed myself? i dont want anyone thinking "oh god its all my fault" or something.

>> No.11761977

Happy new year /jp/

>> No.11761978

>>11761972
you're probably a coward at heart.

just actively seek happiness, that at least isn't hard.

>> No.11761980

>>11761978
>>11761968
>>11761972
People that kill themselves are so sad and destroyed that they don't care about mommys feelings. It's not about being childish its about being so sad so you don't give a fuck

>> No.11761981
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Why don't you sadNEETs just take happy pills to make you go fast?

You can't feel sad when you're going fast.

>> No.11761983

>>11761981
what kind of happy pills? i had medication for depression and i just ended up feeling even worse or not feeling anything at all

>> No.11761985

>>11761980
people that kill themselves run away from their problems instead of facing them. That is childish.

I don't give a shit about mommy or daddy's feelings, what matters is people killing themselves before even trying to fix the problem; that is immaturity at its heart.

>> No.11761987

>>11761985
no shit, sherlock. Are you a pro detective? a bet you watched milky holmes five times

>> No.11761986

/jp/, you're the most valuable thing in my life, I love you, and hope I can continue loving for a long time.

>> No.11761988

>>11761983
Amphetamines.

>> No.11761989

>>11761986
thank you

the only thing that keeps me going is trying to make others happy

>> No.11761991

>>11761987
i majored in english literature so yes

i masturbated furiously over sherlock solving the cases for my finals.

>> No.11761992

>>11761988
are those illegal? something id need to get a dealer for?

>> No.11761993

>>11761983

>i had medication for depression

Those drugs are useless. At best they just make you feel empty and kill your soul.

Speed is the only drug that fixes depression.

>> No.11761994

How easy is it to starve yourself to death?

>> No.11761997

>>11761992

If you live in the US then you can get a prescription for them within less than five minutes. Just mention a few generic ADHD symptoms to your doctor and you will get an adderall or dexedrine prescription, both are amphetamines.

If you live outside of the US then it's harder.

>> No.11761999

Happy New Year /jp/.

I just want you all to know this: I love you brave, beautiful bastards. Every single one of you. Normalfags, shitposters, whatever. I love you like I've loved no one else. No matter what challenges you face this year, just know that I'm rooting for you.

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2014 gonna b good!

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Happy new year, retards.

>> No.11762002

Pure little girls don't do drugs!

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It has come. Happy New Year guys.

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Rabbit rabbit!

Happy new year, /jp/.

>> No.11762006

I'm going no 4chan 2014
Its been a good 8 years

>> No.11762007

>>11762002
sometimes i think about being a drug addicted little girl

i want lsd

>> No.11762008

>>11761994
Incredible easy, eating is a chore

>> No.11762010

Happy New Year, /jp/!!

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>>11762005
I love Reisen!

>> No.11762012

>>11758486
I'm back at work fulltime on thursday. I've only had 3 days off over the holidays, rest of the days I've been in for a few hours. I miss being a NEET, life was so much better.

>> No.11762013

Skjut mig snella

>> No.11762014

happy new year
i will save you /jp/
wait for me on the shores of your wake.

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rabbit rabbit! happy new year!

>> No.11762019

>>11762004
ammonite, koishi-chan

>> No.11762023

Happy new year /jp/!

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>>11762011
So do I. Here's to a rabbit new year.

>> No.11762031

What animal's year is it?

>> No.11762033

>>11762031
On Jan 31 it will be the year of the horse.

Sorry, no horse 2hu

>> No.11762034

>>11762031
horse iirc

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Cheers.

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>>11761981
This one is for the jayhood.

>> No.11762043

hi /jp/, I just wanted to thank you for providing me with cheap entertainment all these years. you saved my life when I found you back in 2008 but I've made too many mistakes and I can't keep running anymore. I owe too much money to the bank and my parents are getting too old to support me. I don't want to burden them anymore.

in an hour or two I'll go outside, get drunk and lie down. maybe if I'm lucky the harsh weather will kill me overnight and everyone will think it was a terrible accident. It's the perfect opportunity

please be happy and remember never buy something you can't afford

>> No.11762049

>>11762034
Horse!? There's no horse Touhou...
What was it last year?

>> No.11762050

>>11762049
snake

>> No.11762051 [DELETED] 

>>11762038
I only have enough weed for one more joint, and all the dealers I know will be hungover tomorrow. #legalizeit

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>>11762051
Sorry dude, I don't know that feeling.

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Have you sworn your New Year's oath yet?

The normies gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall have no job and earn no wealth. I shall live and die on /jp/.

I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of the otaku. I pledge my life and honor to the otaku, for this year and all the years to come.

>> No.11762061

>>11762043
See you tomorrow.

>> No.11762065

>>11762043
here's something you'll always hear but never listen to: there is a way out. take me hand, we will fly. you are not going to escape the universe through dying anyway. don't waste this opportunity.

>> No.11762070

>>11762049
>Horse!? There's no horse Touhou..
Genji on stilts and a little imagination.

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>>11762050
It was!?

>> No.11762077

happy new years fav board

>> No.11762084

>>11762077
no one cares

>> No.11762087

suiginin

>> No.11762092

'im qutting jp at new year
alright peace

>> No.11762098

>>11762092
See you in three days.

>> No.11762097

Take it easy next year, /jp/.

>> No.11762104

>>11762092
see you in a week anon

>> No.11762110

>>11762098
>>11762104
i wasnt joking. do you know what happened to me in the past 4 days? jp!!!! theres a life for you out there. you are able to taste life if you open yourself to the infinite illumination........

>> No.11762111

>>11762110
so you became a normalfag?

>> No.11762112

>>11762110
thank u for the enspiring words

>> No.11762114

>>11762111
i just became. just became.
>>11762112
play nice anon! i embrace you and celebrate you no matter what.

>> No.11762117

happy NY, jay jay

>> No.11762122 [DELETED] 

>>11762062
how much is there?

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>>11760011

I don't want you to die. Don't leave me alone. I mean, unless you yourself want to die.

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>>11762122
I don't know.
But it's a lot, like 3 big jars.
A little bigger than pic shows, but close.

>> No.11762126

Happy New Year, /jp/.

With love, from Busan SK.

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Happy new year dear /jp/

>> No.11762130

>>11762128

Smoke it all in one sitting!

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>>11762130
Impossible, not even 20 guys could do that.

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>>11762128
Happy new Year /jp/. Please don't kill yourself this year!

>> No.11762135

>>11762131
you fuggin baka lover

>> No.11762140

>>11762128
I might try to get an ounce sometime soon.

>> No.11762141

>>11762136

Try it anyway! If you die, it would be hilarious!

>> No.11762143

>>11762141
“In layman terms this means that in order to induce death, a marijuana smoker would have to consume 20,000 to 40,000 times as much marijuana as is contained in one marijuana cigarette. NIDA-supplied marijuana cigarettes weigh approximately .9 grams. A smoker would theoretically have to consume nearly 1,500 pounds of marijuana within about fifteen minutes to induce a lethal response.”

gomene..

>> No.11762146

> Rabbit Rabbit

FUCK, ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE

DOES CONEJO CONEJO WORK?

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>>11762143

I was lied to!
I thought it would be easier!

>> No.11762151

>>11762140
Try it dude. It feels good.

>> No.11762155

>>11762146

Is it that hard to simply search how to speak Rabbit?
Actually, how come you don't know how? This is grade-school level shit and English isn't my primary language either.

>> No.11762152

I wish I lived in my own small apartment and sitting in my warm kotatsu right now, watching TV and eating snacks. But that's just a fantasy.

Happy new year, /jp/.

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>>11761981
I took a bunch of xanax and speed and ketamine on Friday and blacked out until Sunday afternoon.

It was really scary.

>> No.11762161

>>11761981
i was going to try heroin earlier this year but i was too scared

>> No.11762165

>>11762159
that sounds like something i want to happen
i want to black out and skip weeks at a time
maybe one day i wont even wake up from it

>> No.11762168

>>11762161
Heroin is nasty stuff. Stick to drugs that won't ruin your life.

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Me and my NEETs, in my impala. Poppin' our collars, tossing up dollars.
A truck on the side of us with hoes that wanna follow. Bet a hundred dollars that they all wanna swallow.

I smoke an ounce and bounce at the same time. :-)

>> No.11762172

>>11762170
that made me smile thank you

>> No.11762174

What are you going to do to chase after dat /jp/ dream in 2014?

>> No.11762179

>>11762174
Nothing, too much work.

>> No.11762177

Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!

>> No.11762182

Happy New Year, /jp/
( ˘ ³˘)♡

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11762189

>>11762182
Screw you nerd, I hope you have a terrible year!

>> No.11762195

>>11762161

That was a good idea. Downers are too easy to fuck up. Uppers are generally safer since if you accidentally take too much then you only have to deal with a few hours of feeling like a paranoid tweaker with a fast heart rate, while screwing up and taking too much of something like heroin will end up with you dying or nearly dying.

>> No.11762202 [DELETED] 

/jp/ - drug culture

>> No.11762203
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11762203

I-I did it! I remembered to say rabbit, rabbit!
Happy New Year, /jp/!

>> No.11762206

>>11762203
this is gonna be your year!!

>> No.11762207
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>>11762202

Otaku are wild delinquents that can't be tamed.

>> No.11762211
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Happy new year, /jaypizzle/

>> No.11762210

>>11762207

Me with the glasses!

>> No.11762213

2014 here too now

>> No.11762214

>>11762211
Why are you drinking wine when you could be drinking ale? You some kind of poof?

>> No.11762215 [DELETED] 
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11762215

>>11762062

>> No.11762216

>>11762214
Wine > Ale.
For special occasions anyway.

>> No.11762217 [DELETED] 

I want drugs, I want them now.

>> No.11762225 [DELETED] 

>>11762217

What kind of drugs?

>> No.11762223

>>11762207
me on the left with the mustache

>> No.11762227
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11762227

Bonne Année 2014 /jp/ !
2014年明けましておめでとうございます/jp/!!
Happy New Year 2014 /jp/!

>> No.11762228

>>11762207
lol shaved eyebrows. what a bunch of fags

>> No.11762233 [DELETED] 

>>11762225
Heavy drugs

>> No.11762237
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11762237

And so begins the long journey.

>> No.11762240

>>11762237
gl on ur noble quest

>> No.11762244 [DELETED] 

Any intoxicated otaku here that are doing their reps?

>> No.11762248
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>>11762240

Thank you anon, may Satori-chan watch over us all.

>> No.11762247
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11762247

I already cried in 2014. Actually I'm tearing up again writing this post.
This is the most depressing time of the year for people who are depressed and alone.
I have no friends and nothing to look forward to in 2014

My only wish for 2014 is to get beaten up and killed by Sakuya

>> No.11762249 [DELETED] 

>>11762244
Yeah but I'm learning russian instead

This dude here
>>11762215

My dog is so fucking legit

>> No.11762250 [DELETED] 

>>11762215

What's the white stuff in the baggie?

>> No.11762255 [DELETED] 

>>11762250
Baking powder.

>> No.11762258

>>11762248
Welp. Time to play this again.

>> No.11762267

>>11762227
Hyvää uutta vuotta!

>> No.11762276

>>11762258

I stopped playing it where you need to break up the party in three and each segment has a different gimmick.
Shit's hard.

>> No.11762277 [DELETED] 

>>11762255
>>11762250
a stimulant

weed in the big bag

yellow pills are mdma

>> No.11762279

>>11762276
I love that level.

>> No.11762293

>>11758165
Listening to this song, as is my tradition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tQxLpTRhAA&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PLFF651B177A4B5CE1

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11762296

/jp/, I'm about to cum! help me!

>> No.11762299

>>11762279

It's hard as HECK, my Satori doesn't know anything good and Aya is useless.

>> No.11762306 [DELETED] 

>>11762296
Do it all over my face, please~

>> No.11762310 [DELETED] 

>>11762296
Please cum all over my bitch face!

>> No.11762311 [DELETED] 

>>11761923
Wrong again. Children can be incredibly cute, and insanely arousing.

>> No.11762330

>>11762170
I tried to get some girls buying liquor to smoke reefer with me. I get it with NEETbux and medical, which is still awkward as fuck because the pot shops are all run by hip-hop douchebags.

>> No.11762333

I wonder what the new year will bring for /jp/, how will the shitposting evolve and what surprises will be in store? New enemies appearing and old friends coming back?

>> No.11762336

Happy new year, Janny-senpai!

>> No.11762334

why is jany such a fuckin nerd

>> No.11762339

>>11762333
The Return of ZUN!bar

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>>11762203
Happy New Year Anon, you're going to get lots of luck this year!

>> No.11762354

>>11762333
>what surprises will be in store

Cockspammer/cousin anon/blog kun/White Ren/food anon/Arc/Mugicha anon/Teto anon/Saten cum guy/molestor also being Trevor, Asuka spammer, Sudo, !bar, gigs, in addition to some other /jp/ personalities.

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>>11762333
>333

It's already brought some fucking SICK trips holy shite!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11762367

>>11762336
>>11762334
2014 another year for nazi autismal buttlord janny deleting everything he doesnt like

>> No.11762403

>>11762342
Did she frost it with her butt!!???

>> No.11762414 [DELETED] 

>>11762017
are you the same as DOTDOTDOT the /e/ janitor or did you just steal his name?

>> No.11762430 [DELETED] 

>>11762414
he's the same DOTDOTDOT that shitposts in /d2g/

>> No.11762458

Happy new year /jp/.

>> No.11762472
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Happy new year /jp/!
Please listen to this song if you feel sad!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t01ccp8leEg
Miku is very cute!

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11762493

>>11762472

>> No.11762497 [DELETED] 

>>11762414
I've been using dotdotdot as a nickname on everything for a couple of months now.

>> No.11762502 [DELETED] 
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11762502

I just came back from a great dinner filled with drinks with my friends and tons of fireworks afterwards.

It was a good night.

Have a nice year, losers.

>> No.11762503 [DELETED] 

>>11762497

One of the janitors has you beat by a couple of years so just be aware of that in case anyone else confuses you for him.

>> No.11762513

>>11761985
Suicide is for fucking cowards and it's just a cry for attention anyways. All the nigger faggots that have committed suicide have a huge victim complex Lmfao.

>> No.11762515

>>11762493
www.youtube.com/watch?v=teNNmZwatAY

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11762517

Happy new year /jp/!

Im home alone on newyears, im actually kind of scared because the house is empty at night, so i am here hoping jp will be my newyears date.

I love you jp

>> No.11762522

>>11762513
Also If you drink or take drugs or play video games for escapism that's also be ing a fucking coward and we DONT want that...

>> No.11762522,1 [INTERNAL] 

why del my posts but leave the trevor impersonator alone? where is the usual paranoid nazi janny????

>> No.11762522,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11762522,1
Report his post then, it'll be funny.

>> No.11762532

>>11762517
I love you too named person (and I spent the transition the same way). Happy New Year (๑・ω-)~♥”

>> No.11762530

>>11762110
You've inspired me. My news years resolution for 2014 is to never use the internet again.

>> No.11762532,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11762522,2
Done. I hope the janitor knows what he's dealing with and it's not just some temp guy covering while janjan is out partying

>> No.11762543 [DELETED] 

>>11762517
Are you a girl? I'll be your newyears date everyday!

Actually it's ok if your are a boy, too!

>> No.11762546

I'm going to college this year. In exactly 7 days. Oh my god...

>> No.11762548

>>11762530
But if you go who will I talk to?

>> No.11762557

>>11762517
You guys who still keep a positive attitude despite being in a similar situation as me are invaluable to me and I bet a lot of other people. This is coming from a pretty negative person. Thank you for being you.

>> No.11762586

>>11762546

Don't do it
It's a scam

>> No.11762585

Let's hope this year is better than the last.

>> No.11762592
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11762592

Hey jani, you're a nigger. Nobody likes you. lol.

>> No.11762596

Can you imagine that janie is sitting home alone browsing /jp/ on new years eve? lol what a loser.

>> No.11762606 [DELETED] 

>>11762596

It's not even the regular janitor. He's ignoring the posts calling him janny >>11762334 >>11762336
and is also ignoring a post referring to zumbar which is usually an instant delete, mute and ban request for "spamming/flooding"

It's probably some small time loser who's been promoted for one night to cover a few extra boards while the big dogs party.

>> No.11762608

>>11761991
Have you ever sucked an engineering major's cock?

>> No.11762616

>>11762557
Positivity can change any situation into a good time. Or at least a slightly better time.
>>11762532
Happy new year anon!
I drank a whole bottle of sparkling cider!

>> No.11762631

>>11762592
Janny is a slut with a big fat butt

>> No.11762632

>>11762616
I emptied half a bottle of Stolichnaya. I feel happy and comfy.

>> No.11762633

>>11762592
Are their limbs severed??!??

>> No.11762636

I called my sister and it seemed as though she didnt want to talk to me.

How depressing.

>> No.11762643

>>11762636
i can be your sister for tonite only

>> No.11762647

Happy new year, /jp/.

>> No.11762661

If I'm still alone by new years next year I'm gonna save up my load for an epic cumshot to the HOTTEST 2D Ass!

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To start the new year I'm taking a fap vacation. This time I'll deprive myself further by not looking at anything exciting, which pretty much means no girls whatsoever. I'll try a month but I might lose my mind from no tuhus before then.

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>>11762666
>To start the new year I'm taking a fap vacation.

I'm on some meds for my depression, they taken away my want for fapping.

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>>11762666
I'm doing pretty much the complete opposite. I plan to ramp up my masturbation by buying an onahole or two.

>> No.11762682

>>11762677
Why not 3?

>> No.11762683

>>11762674
I once took some meds that made me horny all the time and I had to fap constantly.

>> No.11762685
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Have a happy new year, /jp/!

>> No.11762690

>>11762682
Well maybe two regular ones and then one of those hip ones that you can actually fuck.

>> No.11762694

>>11762683
What meds?

>> No.11762695

>>11762677
Buy one onahole and one/two dildo.

>> No.11762697

>>11762695
That's gay, though. Are you some kind of penis enjoyer?

>> No.11762706

>>11762694
Voxra. But I had to stop taking it because it made me jittery and gave me insomnia.

>> No.11762718

>>11762697
Maeby, but some people use dildo and see themselves as straights, some
do not think about that.

>> No.11762730

>>11762697
トコロテン + オナホール = one of ideal ways

>> No.11762755

>>11762330
Where you live?

>> No.11762756
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11762756

I was going to rewatch Gunbuster on new year's eve but things didn't go according to plan. Easy new year, /jp/.

>> No.11762764

my mom invited people over for new years eve but im thinking about just going to bed.

It's only 9 here but I'm depressed, so I don't really care about New Years

>> No.11762772

>>11762764
this is what i did in 2000. i kinda regret it.

>> No.11762776

Was at a party that involved a bunch of highschoolers drinking, playing beer pong, and listening to shitty radio music off an Apple laptop. I have never been at a more anti-me social gathering than tonight. I'm back now and enjoying my solitude.

I missed you, /jp/

>> No.11762773

>>11762772
Why did you regret it?

>> No.11762791

>>11762776
we should feel grateful that loneliness is not harmful to us

>> No.11762796

>>11762776
How did you end up at a party like that?

>> No.11762807

>>11762796
I'm home visiting my parents for the holidays and they dragged me there because they're friends with most of the kids' parents. And I got delegated to the "kid" half of the party despite being older than all of them. Wasn't even any food there.

>> No.11762809

>>11762796
He's a normalfag pretending to be a Tru/jp/sie.

>> No.11762821

>>11762807

Are your balls so shrank you can't even refuse an invitation?

>> No.11762836

>>11762821
Yes. I have a hard time saying no to people.

>> No.11762848

My new year's resolution is to get BALLS DEEP into the hairy puss of a virgin NEET girl.

>> No.11762850

>>11762848
If i was a girl would you have s*x with me?

>> No.11762850,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11762848
I feel bad whenever I read about going balls deep because I know I won't ever get to do it, especially with a loli. I wish my dick were smaller.

>> No.11762850,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11762850,1
Why do people with big dicks always want to talk about their dicks? Please be more thoughtful of those with small penises.

>> No.11762850,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11762850,2
I love cute small penises, and seeing them helplessly flop around as the owner of said penis gets his boypussy creamed.

>> No.11762850,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11762850,2
Because big dicks are a hassle to live with.

>> No.11762850,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11762850,4
They really are.
And a vagina probably isn't any more convenient.

This whole eunich thing always sounds like a great idea every fucking morning.

>> No.11762850,6 [INTERNAL] 

how the fuck do you have a penis so large it literally impedes your getting out of bed

>> No.11762850,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11762850,5
A vagina is easier because it doesn't get sucked into the toilet or stuck in doors

>> No.11762850,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11762850,7
well yes vagina is a very ugly mutation

>> No.11762850,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11762850,8
That's why people cover them up.

>> No.11762850,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11762850,3
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