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Merry kurisumasu /jp/

You are the best otouto a board could ask for

love /a/

>> No.11738772

I want a loli girlfriend. Any tips?

>> No.11738776

>>11738772
Such a thing does not exist.

>> No.11738781

>>11738772
You need to go to /a/ and ask for the imouto whisperer. He offers advice for those looking to find their own loli, but specializes in offering advice for onii interested in their imouto.

>> No.11738785

I think of /a/ as otouto in this relationship.

/jp/ is the aniki who moved away from home. He had a lot of influence on /a/ but he's not into the same stuff any more. They still talk about it sometimes on the phone and get together on the holidays.

>> No.11738786

>>11738776
Of course it does. There are people all over the world who are in romantic relationships with little girls.

>> No.11738792
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lol

>> No.11738797

>>11738786
Have you ever seen those so-called people? It's mostly an urban legend, that kind of relationship wouldn't work for lots of reasons, the first being that you're probably overestimating the thing.

>> No.11738804

>>11738797
Out of seven billion, I think one or two isn't unlikely, really.

>> No.11738810

>>11738797
Of course it works. Just a couple of months ago a man who was imprisoned for being caught with his 11 year old girlfriend in bed was released from prison because the judge saw that the relationship was a true romantic relationship.

Like I said people having loli girlfriends is pretty common and and I want in on it.

>> No.11738812

>>11738804
That's your mistake. Just because it's "unlikely impossible" doesn't necessarily mean that there's "at least 1 or 2". Then again, feel free to try to find at least one of those couples, and good luck.

>> No.11738814

>>11738797
It's not the kind of thing that most people would advertise, and the people that do talk about it get immediately dismissed as storytellers.

>>11738810
Seriously ask for the imouto whisperer. I can't tell you when he will be on, but he does offer really good advice on how to interact with little girls in a way that makes them comfortable around you.

>> No.11738817

>>11738814
I'm not going to post on /a/ ever. That place is horrible.

>> No.11738832

>>11738812
Who in the US or other first world nation would admit to that?

>> No.11738843

Cute Yaya dude

>> No.11738844

>>11738832
I would, to /jp/. There's also been a few posts on reddit about people being in relationships with little girls.

>> No.11738847

>>11738843
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC6PaGcd8Sk

>> No.11738848

>>11738844
>>11738832
Stop Troling Me.

>> No.11738868

>>11738848
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ducge/iama_guy_who_had_his_first_girlfriend_at_age_20/
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ep6qh/iama_man_who_started_a_relationship_with_a_12/

Bonus: http://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1k8zwp/my_foster_family_is_trying_to_get_me_with_a_11/
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/g9tmq/i_was_a_child_in_a_happy_relationship_with_a/

From searching "pedophile relationship".

>> No.11738874

>>11738868
congratz they're on the way to pick you up

>> No.11738877

>>11738868
That 3rd link gave me a huge boner, thanks anon. Merry christmas

>> No.11738879

>>11738877
Something like that would be really nice, wouldn't it? I want my family to pressure me into a relationship with a little girl.

>> No.11738888

http://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/1ekxap/iama_pedophile_in_love_with_a_nine_yearold_girl/

Not a relationship, but interesting.

>> No.11738892

/r/ that "Oh, sis, it's a white christmas" picture where the little girl is covered in sperm.

Paying with votes.

>> No.11738894
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>>11738892
I was going to make a thread with it tomorrow but if you insist.

>> No.11738897

>>11738894
Thank you, brother. Happiest of all festivities may come to you this year.

I too have the tradition of coming up with this picture ever christmas, but this year happened to take away my beloved HD. God has it beside him.

>> No.11738901

>>11738868
>>11738888
Having a loli girlfriend must be really nice.

>> No.11738903

>>11738879
Me too. I wish arranged marriages still existed...

Why were they abandoned? They're very practical since the wealth of both families ends up being merged and the children don't really have to work. Plus the boy and the girl don't have to waste time and effort looking for a partner

>> No.11738905

>>11738901
I find people in general annoying, and children in particular. I couldn't hang....

>> No.11738920

>>11738905
I find children much easier to be around compared to adults. They often have interesting things to say as well, and they speak their minds.

>> No.11738943

>>11738920
They have no perception of their effects on others which is why they speak their mind. It's also why they're capable of unspeakable cruelty to one another. Little beasts.

>> No.11738950

>>11738943
That means its easier to find a real tsundere loli.

>> No.11738961

>>11738950
Is tsundere the default mode for humans? I want to meet a hippy loli who likes doing things outdoors and is open to doing new things.

>> No.11739033

>>11738868
is there a subreddit where people post stories of sexual abuse, being raped, molested etc?

>> No.11739040
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>>11738868
So dirty and impure! Jeez!

>> No.11739045
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All I want for Christmas is a /jp/ girlfriend.

>> No.11739043

>>11739033
those kind of reddits get closed down

censorship is really why reddit is so shitty

>> No.11739056
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>>11739045
Me too. I want a /jp/ girlfriend exactly like Kirino.

>> No.11739064

>>11739043
A sub like that would not get shut down. I don't know what it would be, but there is definitely one like that out there somewhere.

If there are multiple subreddits for bestiality, then I'm assuming there's a subreddit for more tame stuff like storied about being molested. There is a subreddit for incest stories, /r/incest , but it's not really stories about being molested.

>> No.11739067

>>11739043
there has to be. how do I even browse the site? it's confusing

>> No.11739072

>>11739045
I'm a guy, but I could pretend be an anime girl for you over email or IM.

>> No.11739077

>>11739067
The major downfall of reddit is the lack of ability to see all available subreddits.

>> No.11739089

>>11739033
If you search for "rape" or "molested" or something similar you might find a few odd stories here and there, but I have no idea of a subreddit where those sorts of stories are the main focus.

>> No.11739088
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>>11739072
What's your motivation?

>> No.11739102

>>11739088
Because it's fun. I like playing pretend

>> No.11739105

Thanks.

>> No.11739114
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>>11739102
So you do this casually with a lot of guys? I'm interested in something more honest, sorry.

>> No.11739130

>>11739089
http://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/14lo56/i_was_molestedraped_as_a_child_ama/
"From ages 3-7 nearly every day I was molested/raped by two older kids. Not too old, but old enough to know what they were doing."

>did you enjoy it? I only say this because I was molested by an older kid and enjoyed it.
>It wasn't for my pleasure. I may have but they were selfish lovers.

This is hot.

>> No.11739138

>>11739130
>I liked it but they liked it too! >:(

>> No.11739141

>>11739114
No. I've only done this once before.

>> No.11739146

>>11739130
>No, I never told anyone. And we're all male.

I'm out of here. #slaythegay

>> No.11739151

>>11739130
>And we're all male.

boner lost

>> No.11739171

http://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/11todz/i_was_molested_when_i_was_8_by_my_12_year_old/
Might be close to what you're looking for.

http://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/1f2hkm/i_am_a_victim_of_childhood_sexual_abuse_by_my_own/
Seems boring.

http://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/1em6x4/i_am_a_female_who_was_molested_at_the_age_of/
Too short to be interesting.

>> No.11739170
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http://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/16ea8u/i_am_a_girl_who_was_raped_by_another_girl/

>The next time we had an overnight, Marie started pushing me to touch her. When I pulled away and told her no, she shoved me, grabbed my arms, rolled over on me and pinned me. There was no one to call, because her mom was at a meeting and my mom was out of town. I fought back but she was stronger and heavier. I could hardly breathe with her on top of me. While I turned my face away and cried, she forced my hands inside her pajamas.

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>>11739170

>> No.11739183

>>11738781
I gotta admit I actually laughed reading that. Is there really someone who does that on /a/? The imouto whisperer... That name is just amazing.

>> No.11739193

>>11739141
What's your email?

>> No.11739196

>>11739170
Damn, that's fantastic. The way they act so innocent is fucking great.

>> No.11739203

>>11739183
Yes there is, and to be honest he is quite good. There are a bunch of success stories from anons who have asked his advice and been able to get closer to their imouto, or who have been able to break down barriers that formed when their imouto became a teenager and became bitchy. The guy knows how to talk to little girls, and how to make them comfortable around you. His advice is simple and practical. I thought he was a joke or a troll at first, but he has been doing this for so long, and has had so many responses there is no way it is just him samefagging. There have been no stories of full blown incest, but people have reported that they have gone from having an imouto that refuses to be in the same room as her onii to being able to crawl into her bed and cuddle with her.

>> No.11739207

Growing up in NYC and sharing different holidays in the most diverse city in the world was a great experience. My parents are literally George Constanzas parents and they decorate my old Rockaway home out the wazoo.

I wish everyone on /jp/ a <erry Christmas, a happy holidays and a fantastic New Year.

Video of my parents.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F73sMmb6CS0

>> No.11739211

>>11739207
Fuck off

>> No.11739217

>>11739170
>[deleted]
LMBO

>> No.11739225
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Lets use this thread to discuss Christmas otaku girls.

>> No.11739236

>>11739114
I'll be your /jp/ girlfriend. Do you have a steam account?

>> No.11739239

>>11739225
I want to discuss loli stories though.

>> No.11739242

>>11739114
>>11739236
Now my interest is piqued, I won't play the girlfriend. Maybe the mistress or just a friend.

>> No.11739246

What did you buy yourself for Christmas /jp/? I picked up my PS4 and I bought a 60" TV.

>> No.11739248
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>>11739225
I only have this picture though.

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>>11739236
I do if I can remember my password.

>> No.11739254

/jp/ - lonely pedophiles on christmas

>> No.11739263

>>11739260
doesn't rhyme, lord

>> No.11739257

>>11739251
Well if you remember I'll link my steam account for you.

>> No.11739260

>>11739254
lonely and HORNY

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>>11739254
>Lonely

I just got back from midnight mass with all my friends.

>> No.11739265

>>11739262
Go to HELL
Can I be your friend though..............

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>>11739203
Jeeze, that's pretty amazing or scary depending on your view. I suppose I should count myself lucky I didn't need his advice though, cause I always had a pretty close relationship with my sister. She always clung to me even in her later teens and acted like an open book towards me to the point sometimes I had to yell out TMI.

I kinda miss the days of being a doting brother though. I never had emotions of attraction towards her but she did mean a hell of a lot to me.

>> No.11739271

I'm so friggin alone
Does anyone want to cuddle IRL
Please

>> No.11739274

>>11739248
Argh, Ika Musume.. My weakness revealed.

>> No.11739279

How much do I have to pay a loli to cuddle with me? Is that illegal?

>> No.11739282

>>11739279
I am sure you could find a soap or health service that employs lolis if you are willing to look into it.

>> No.11739285

>>11739279
I bet you could legitimately do that for a few bucks and if you aren't totally creepy looking. To lolis a 20 dollar bill is a whole lot.

>> No.11739285,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11739285
Is it illegal though? Maybe I can just pay her to hug me.

I don't know if I look creepy though. How can I tell?

>> No.11739285,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11739265
Only if you are baptized catholic.

im just jodan yes.

>>11739271
We can be your friends online at least.

>>11739274
adfasdfsda
http://peach.warosu.org/i/1358874139323.jpg

>>11739279
Lolis have no use for money. They aren't hookers!

>> No.11739285,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11739285,2
No I want to cuddle physically
I can't feel warmth online

>> No.11739285,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11739285,2
>http://peach.warosu.org/i/1358874139323.jpg
so that's what warosuko was fixing earlier

>> No.11739285,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11739285,1
Please respond, I am very anxious.

>> No.11739285,6 [INTERNAL] 

Thanks for cockblocking me, janitor.

>> No.11739285,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11739285,5

>> No.11739285,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11739285,6
only one is mandatory but youll never figure out which

>> No.11739285,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11739285,8
Stop it, dude.

>> No.11739285,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11739285,8
Did you even read the thread? I never fail captchas.

>> No.11739285,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11739246
I'm afraid gigs died while setting off the fireworks with his bros in NYC.

RIP

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