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If "Big T" is so great, how come janny reports you for ban evasion when you pretend to be him?

If T was anything special, janny could tell the difference

>> No.11730005

inb4-

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>>11730003

>> No.11730015

Impersonating 4chan staff is against the rules.

>> No.11730016

I can't post autism girl without getting banned for evasion

True tyranny

>> No.11730019

It's happening in this thread

Right now

Right here

Hold onto your butts gentleman

>> No.11730021

>>11730015
What happens when this occurs?

>> No.11730025

WhaT are you Talking about?

>> No.11730027

T is a punk bit*h

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2
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>> No.11730034

>>11730027
What are you a nigger faggot? Nobody calls anyone punk here.

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It's because janny's a shit, A SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>11730019

>> No.11730040

>>11730037
why do you alternate between 4Pq* and 4Pq7ZkSFpA?

>> No.11730045

>>11730040
He loves the ban hammer.

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>>11730040
Dakedo because I can't remember my entire name off the top of my head and don't feel like copy pasting from a filename.

>>11730045
Ban hammer is a minor annoyance. But /jp/ wouldn't be the same without our ruthless janitorial overlords.

One of them banned me just for a picture even without my name. That's how mad they are. I like to think the mods and /jp/ janny sit around in a little /j/ thread or IRC discussing how to get rid of me for me good, it makes me smile.

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>>11730048
I love question mark girls

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>>11730054
someone post the milky holmes one please

>> No.11730057

>>11730056
What's up with her eyes?

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>>11730034
u mad bro? lmao

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>>11730058
Do you or anyone else have this one?

I've looked everywhere and it is important I have it

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>>11730057
It's from living in Eastern Europe.

>>11730062
Yes I do.

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Where is Asuka spammer?

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>>11730063
I didn't even realize what one he was asking for at first.

>>11730066
Are you Asuka Spammer?

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>>11730065
Thank you. I hope you stick around, this is looking to be a fun thread!

>> No.11730072

>>11730068
No, that is dick-spammer aka cousin-anon aka blah blah blah who cares.

You know that as well as I do, don't play dumb.

>> No.11730074

>>11730068
No but I can't take it as easy as I would normally without posting a screencap in one of his threas.

>> No.11730079

>>11730072
There is a high chance that 2/3 posts on /jp/ are made by cousin anon.

>> No.11730080

>>11730074
do you have a life insurance policy or a will? i hear motocycles crash a lot and id be scared to ride one. what will happen to all you otaku figures and onaholes and such if you die?? what would your family think of it, i hope you have a plan...

>> No.11730080,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080
pls to answer in teh archives mr motorbker anon, i and am sure others think about these kind of things and worry

>> No.11730080,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730011
>This trashcan

I can't stop laughing.

>> No.11730080,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,2
He was here all along. Watching. Waiting.

>> No.11730080,4 [INTERNAL] 

Commiserating.

>> No.11730080,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,1
I don't have any life or health insurance, but the bike does have insurance. I don't know what would happen if I died unexpectedly. I don't really care what they think of me for the onaholes or figures or dolls or much anything in here, but I do not want anyone to find my cousin's panties. I imagine if I died I'd at least have some time to get rid of them so I'm not too worried.

>> No.11730080,6 [INTERNAL] 

all these question mark girls are really making me laff xP

http://peach.warosu.org/i/frage_autoFahrer.jpg

>> No.11730080,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,5
>I imagine if I died I'd at least have some time to get rid of them so I'm not too worried

http://peach.warosu.org/i/Fragezeichenfragezeichen.png

>> No.11730080,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,7
was this translation accurate or should it be one word? Should Auto or Fahrer be capitalized to convey ``the Driver''?
>>11730080,6

>> No.11730080,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,7
Something like a heart attack or asthma attack in my room or a fire or something. I don't think I'm riding enough for it to be a significant threat to my life.

>> No.11730080,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,9
what about a benzo overdose?

>> No.11730080,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,9
d00d, if you had a heart_attack/massive_stroke/aneurysm you would not have time to get rid of those panties.

You have a very short amount of time that you will still be functioning, if at all.

Why'd you steal your cousin's panties though?

>asthma atttack

Step it up. I've been fine barely breathing at all.

>> No.11730080,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,10
I have no access to those.

>> No.11730080,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,8
The auto is unneeded

>> No.11730080,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,11
who on /jp/ would not steal a little girl's panties?

>> No.11730080,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,10
it's next to impossible to overdose on benzos

t: benzo addict

>> No.11730080,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,14
What?

Why would you steal a little girl's panties? It makes no sense, you can't even wear them.

>> No.11730080,17 [INTERNAL] 

#trevor, dickspammer, creepy detective guy and turtletron all in the same thread and I missed it.

Damn!

>> No.11730080,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,11
I took them because I'm a pervert.

>> No.11730080,19 [INTERNAL] 

I get these stabbing pains at my heart sometimes and all I can do is rest my head on my keyboard and punch my chest until it goes away. I feel like I'm too young for it to be anything serious.

>> No.11730080,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,19
It's from sitting in a chair all day. Probably happens after you eat salty food and/or haven't been drinking enough water too?

Get up, walk around, drink some water, and do some pullups or lift something. Anything that moves your arms around.

Drink water even if you don't feel thirsty. Water, not fucking Hawaiian Punch or Pepsi.

>> No.11730080,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,19
I get this too but it's more like all around my chest.

>> No.11730080,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,19
I get this too, I thought it was just because I was fatNEET

>> No.11730080,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,19
Does it feel scary to breathe in deeply because it feels like something is about to pop? I have something like this sometimes, leaning back makes it hurt too and my left shoulder felt stiff.

I got my heart and general health checked out when it became more prevalent, but nothing was wrong with me. Apparently just a side effect of lack of exercise.

>> No.11730080,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,19
Not to stress you or anything, but I had that too as a kid and when I went to the doctor they just couldn't find what is wrong with me. After a few years it was discovered that I have some genetic heart defect. Basically, my heart is ``weaker'' than usual and if I get too excited or physically exhausted my heart may just not be able to keep up pumping blood. I am taking it easy ever since (:

>> No.11730080,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,23
>>11730080,21
Man, I'm glad it's not me. I get this too and I'd get these pains in my chest and start panicking because I thought I was dying and almost have an actual heart attack from it, so my doctor gave me some benzos since they couldn't find anything wrong besides anxiety.

>> No.11730080,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,24
You get autism bucks?

>> No.11730080,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,25
It's more likely just an effect from having a very sedentary lifestyle, with anxiety coming afterwards due to that. Not the other way around, anxiety -> heart-pain.

>> No.11730080,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,26
No. That's how life is - unfair. I may have an actual decease that prevents me from doing what normal people do, but I won't get any help for that. Instead, money will go to the faking lazy neets who just want to do fuck all.

>> No.11730080,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,28
That's because it's a lot cheaper to pay for someone's food than your triple heart bypass or whatever you need.

>> No.11730080,30 [INTERNAL] 

How should I go about being famous on the J?

>> No.11730080,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,29
I don't have a bypass or whatever. I am a pretty normal guy, I just can't into excitement and physical activity that will raise my heartbeat. I am like the Hulk but I don't turn green, I just die.

>> No.11730080,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,30

Create a meme and repost it a lot all day every day. Eventually crossies will think it's some legendary oldfag /jp/ meme and repost it for you without getting the joke (if there even is one). You can also just post your alias in multiple threads to make it look like people know who you are and nobody will ever know it's just you samefagging!

>> No.11730080,33 [INTERNAL] 

This thread was shit.

Please don't attach my name to unironically shitty threads.....

>> No.11730080,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,30
People generally do it using two of three methods:

1. Be a high-visibility, semi-successful shitposter for at least 1 year

2. Get your personal information posted

3. Samefag a lot ( >>11730080,32
). Seriously

Combine all three for best results

>> No.11730080,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>11730080,15
nice t:

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