Would you give your virginity to any touhou or only the touhou that you love? Would you just throw away your most sacred gift?

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Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:48:26 2013 No.11697801 [Reply] [Original]

Would you give your virginity to any touhou or only the touhou that you love?

Would you just throw away your most sacred gift?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:50:56 2013 No.11697811 I would only give my virginity to someone that loves me back!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:51:55 2013 No.11697817 Sex before marriage is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:55:25 2013 No.11697827 Any girl that would give their flower before marriage is a harlot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:09:25 2013 No.11697877 >>11697801 >Would you give your virginity to any touhou or only the touhou that you love? If I had the choice, I would keep my virginity for myself. And given that my touhou is already married, she wouldn't want my virginity anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:11:25 2013 No.11697884 A man can't be a virgin idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:12:10 2013 No.11697886 I think children should be forced to have sex, that way adults won't get upset about virginity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:12:55 2013 No.11697890 >>11697886 Is there a black party van outside your house yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:14:42 2013 No.11697896 >>11697801 I can't give my virginity to a touhou because a 3D whore already stole it. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:14:42 2013 No.11697897 >>11697890 I-I meant for their sake, not mine...!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:16:13 2013 No.11697899 >>11697896 Get out of here you un-virgin!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:16:27 2013 No.11697900 File: 802 KB, 1000x1000, 1386789382657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Clothes come off right away, no hesitation. We fuck bareback. No regrets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:16:42 2013 No.11697902 I'm saving my virginity for another /jp/er, even though I'll probably will never meet one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:18:27 2013 No.11697907 >>11697896 It's ok anon. If you lurk the jay long enough it'll grow back again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:19:28 2013 No.11697914 >>11697907 I wish this were true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:24:57 2013 No.11697925 >>11697896 You're just calling her a whore because you can't accept that you were the who made a mistake. "She took my virginity ... that WHORE!" No Anon, you are the whore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:28:42 2013 No.11697934 With out a doubt it would definitely be Yuugi! ... Or...maybe Meiling... Or Yukari...or Eirin... Uuu...I have many doubts /jp/! I want to fuck them all! But Yuugi first. I want her to show me how to properly make love to a female oni.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:29:57 2013 No.11697941 Patchi. She seems like she's mature and could show me the ropes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:30:42 2013 No.11697943 I'll just wait until I finally become a Wizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:36:43 2013 No.11697959 Kiss virginity - Alice Penis virginity - Hatate Butt virginity - Flandre

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 14:44:58 2013 No.11697992 But I love all touhous

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:43:01 2013 No.11698200 >Would you just throw away your most sacred gift? Male virginity aint sacred, if something it's a curse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:07:05 2013 No.11698447 >favorite 2hu Parsee it ain't happening anytime soon

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Wed Dec 11 17:20:38 2013 No.11698502 File: 120 KB, 360x231, 1366418912471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11697900 I'll take your butt virginity first, m8.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:22:52 2013 No.11698511 My favorite touhou changes monthly yet my virginity is eternal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:26:52 2013 No.11698521 >>11698200 That's what the beer guzzlers want you to believe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:44:38 2013 No.11698556 >>11698200 >Male virginity aint sacred, if something it's a curse. THIS IS WHAT FEMINISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:46:08 2013 No.11698558 File: 97 KB, 438x600, Isaac_the_Syrian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11698556 But sex is rape for feminists. Since males having sex means that they raped a woman, wouldn't it be better for all men to be perma-virgins?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:49:24 2013 No.11698562 >>11698558 Feminists want to have tons of sex, but they don't want the responsibility of the sex, so they treat it like rape. They still want tons of sex, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:51:09 2013 No.11698572 >>11698558 >>11698562 I think what feminists want changes with the weather

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:53:54 2013 No.11698577 If I got teleported to Gensokyo, I would give my virginity to any of my top 5 favorite Touhou. But if they all turned out to be whores like in my doujinshi then I'd only give it to my #1.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:08:40 2013 No.11698601 What really interests me is how you're going to convince your touhou to sleep with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:10:25 2013 No.11698608 >>11698601 In this magical universe I'm assuming they already want to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:13:10 2013 No.11698626 >>11698608 Booooooooring. It's better if you have to conquer the girl first, if you have to make her love you. Sex is more enjoyable is she loves you back.

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:20:55 2013 No.11698670

>>11698626
If you went to Gensokyo and were given the choice to try to win your favorite Touhou's love the old-fashioned way or make her love you magically, what would you pick? And no, you can't try the old fashioned way first and then the magic way if it fails.

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:21:10 2013 No.11698677

>>11698601

I'd act like I normally act so I'll just be a melancholic depressed alcoholic waste. Trust me or not, it fucking works. I've already had 2 girls proposing me one night stand just by complaining and getting drunk. One of them wasn't even drunk. Of course I said no since I'm not a slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:22:55 2013 No.11698680 >>11698601 You ask. If that doesn't work you beg. If that doesn't work you kill yourself there too and progress to the world beyond that.

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:23:55 2013 No.11698684

>>11698608
This

I like to think we each have our personal gensokyo which we like to dwell in. It is only when we finally rid our self of our physical vessels do our individual gensokyos come to form the giant collective gensokyo, kind of like parallel universes but they are conected and intertwined

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:25:40 2013 No.11698689 >>11698684 >Most of the Gensokyos destroyed by THAT ONE Gensokyo where an invincible OC Donut Steel decided to go blow shit up for the hell of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:26:25 2013 No.11698691 >>11697817 this

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:28:26 2013 No.11698701

>>11698689
Well they would not be so intertwined like in that way. If one wanted to see another kind of gensokyo he would be summoned to that world.

Like dark souls except you arent a spirit and you can interact with the respective touhous in that gensokyo. I think that is a better explanation for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:33:55 2013 No.11698729 >>11698701 It's all fun and games until some haveldad NTRs you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:34:55 2013 No.11698734 >>11698701 I would never summon someone else to my Gensokyo. What if he seemed like a nice guy and got all friendly with me and the moment I look away he's takes out his schlong and rubs it all over my favorite 2hu's hair?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 20:09:50 2013 No.11702458 >>11697801 Depends if they care, I think. If it's Shikieiki, sure. If it's a slut like Keine, Sanae or Aya, I think they won't care, so I won't care either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 04:03:33 2013 No.11710069 >>11698200 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 04:18:06 2013 No.11710115 >>11697902 Why is there no /jp/ hookup map like the one for the gays on /lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 04:18:51 2013 No.11710114 >>11698572 yeah whether or not they're on the rag

Anonymous Sun Dec 15 04:55:23 2013 No.11710213

I don't think any touhous would want my virginity. I'd made friends with some turbodyke like Mokou or Suika and then get drunk and depressed while I agonize over the crush I develop on her.
Then I'd go live alone in the forest of magic and a yokai eats my liver.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 05:45:53 2013 No.11710355 >>11710115 I don't know about you but I got better things to do that spend all day eating /jp/ ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 05:53:23 2013 No.11710370 File: 36 KB, 679x604, 1380436352996.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11710115 https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 05:59:53 2013 No.11710379 >>11710370 But that one has drone strike spam all over it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 06:04:38 2013 No.11710390 >>11710379 Isn't it sad? fucking drones man!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 06:50:14 2013 No.11710446 File: 364 KB, 600x624, 1384623146842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11710379 Here is a fresh new map for the jay! Feel free to use it or not : https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=776286

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 07:20:15 2013 No.11710500 Are we not allowed to post maps here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 08:29:32 2013 No.11710608 File: 167 KB, 350x407, 1354378481911.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11710500 Not anymore, it seems.

Anonymous Sun Dec 15 12:26:06 2013 No.11711049

>>11697801
If I could rewind myself to about 10 years ago, I'd like to have had my first kiss with Alice. Just on of those nice long make sessions with her. And this playing in the background. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Pg-2LP76g

And of course I would have lost my virginity to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 12:33:06 2013 No.11711054 I would earnestly work hard and to better myself. I would work up the courage and confess to Kasen-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 13:04:52 2013 No.11711122 My physical virginity belongs to a cheap whore on Okianawa, but mentally, I still consider myself a virgin.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sun Dec 15 16:13:44 2013 No.11711521 >>11711049 How old are you now?. Do you visit /jp/ regularly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 19:19:54 2013 No.11711974 >>11697959 Wait Who's butt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 00:58:59 2013 No.11712869 >>11711974 ))<>((

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 01:02:14 2013 No.11712875 >>11711974 Seriously, though, unless you think he thinks Hatate is Futa, it's clear he meant his own butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 01:31:45 2013 No.11712917 File: 411 KB, 1200x1200, 1329100707467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11697934 you really think that little human dick can satisfy an oni? you'll be lucky if she even lets you live.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 03:04:50 2013 No.11713225 >>11711521 27 now. And I've been visiting /jp/ since it's creation. Lurking and posting 4chan since 2005. And man the changes it has gone through. If I could find a screen shot of the original main screen, I'd post it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 03:36:22 2013 No.11713357 >>11697801 I would give my virginity to anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 03:39:37 2013 No.11713373 File: 635 KB, 830x842, 1387183161353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i sometimes wish to tug on yukari's dress and ask her to eat me as my life has been meaningless

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 03:44:22 2013 No.11713398 I'd probably get devour by some youkai before anything like that would happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 03:51:07 2013 No.11713425 >>11697884 This. The whole "your first time is special" thing is only for women. >tfw the guy I lost my virginity to hasn't talked to me since then

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 05:16:13 2013 No.11713647 >>11697801 Actually, now that I think about it, who would you have your first kiss with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 05:18:58 2013 No.11713655 File: 146 KB, 324x262, 1380237539489.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11713647 Marisa!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 05:25:28 2013 No.11713669 >>11697801 Sorry, accidentally erased both of my double posts. >>11713655 This dude already answered, good choice, she would have been my second choice. I'm a sucker for blondes. My question was "Who would you have had your first kiss with?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 06:43:29 2013 No.11713832 >>11713669 Third and fourth choices, even though they ain't blonde would be Reisen, and Aya. Fifth would be Parsee. I think hers would be the most rewarding, since she would be difficult to get close to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 07:32:50 2013 No.11713883 File: 285 KB, 500x500, 1387197164956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori. After marriage.

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 09:02:26 2013 No.11713984

>>11713669
Meiling or Kasen

I have loved Meiling for about 8 years now, she was the first touhou I knew of and could identify. I have been infatuated with Kasen over the past 2 years though. Does that make me a slut? Is it infidelity?

Also Red/Pink>>>>>>Blondes

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 09:25:57 2013 No.11714013

>>11713984
Now see, I always imagined that I'd be way too intimidated by Meiling. Don't get me wrong, she's hot as fuck. It's just that, I'd always be afraid she's kick the shit outta me for saying the wrong thing.

And as for Kasen well, I think I'd probably be fine being friends with her. Besides her demeanor reminds me to much of a friend of mine who died a couple years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 09:41:27 2013 No.11714030 File: 261 KB, 913x1001, 1387204871550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11714013 meiling is the big sister that protects you yuugi is the big sister that bullies you i want both

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 09:45:12 2013 No.11714037

>>11714013
Meiling, even in canon, is a sweet heart. She is not violent towards humans, chats with folk who pass by, would protect the weak etc. Unlike 90% of touhous she isn't a cunt.

> I think I'd probably be fine being friends with her
I think I would be friendzoned by her but I think I could work up the courage to confess honestly.

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 10:12:30 2013 No.11714069
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Okuu is the only Touhou I fantasize having sex with. If I somehow ended up in my own Gensokyo, even if all the Touhous were after my dick, I'd still save myself for only her and have sex with only her for the rest of my life.

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 10:54:02 2013 No.11714150

I think I'd rather befriend everyone, then fuck everyone, and only then pursue a relationship with a touhou.
You got a hundred and a fifty beautiful girls at your doorstep and you go for one? Seems like a bad deal!

>>11698670
I'd go old-fashioned way. Seems more satisfying. Kind of like eating the crops you've grown by yourself.

Like in real life, you get rejected, you give up or try again. If my favorite touhou refuses, I'll go improve myself and try again, and if that still doesn't work, I'll go for someone else.
Love in Gensokyo should work like in real life, I believe. You already have the handicap of having almost no competition.

>>11698734
You could always fight him to the death and after defeating him shower your favorite touhous with his blood.
Show those girls your averagehuman strength.

>>11713398
Depends on where you land. Modern human stories are probably going to interest the "civilized" touhous, especially the one responsible for the border, so they'll let you live quite easily and perhaps even protect you.
If you land in the human village, you can ask Keine or Mokou to escort you, or if you land in Hakurei/Moriya shrine you could also ask for an escort.

>>11714030
I've actually seen Yuugi more like a drinking buddy than a "big sister" type. The kind who goes to parties with you and slaps your back when you're down. That could be quite lethal with Yuugi.
Approaching her with romantic interest would either fail or show different sides of her.

As for Meiling, I think she'd like to speak with you any time, considering she has to stand by the gate. I have a feeling she's also more like a drinking buddy than a big sister, just with more "friend" and less "drinking" than Yuugi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 11:15:33 2013 No.11714182 >>11714150 >then fuck everyone >You got a hundred and a fifty beautiful girls at your doorstep and you go for one? Seems like a bad deal! Slut. Stay away from the Palace of the Earth Spirits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 12:22:24 2013 No.11714302 >>11714069 What if all Touhous except for Okuu were after you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 12:32:55 2013 No.11714320 File: 260 KB, 1040x1160, 1387215161368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry Alice and live with her forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 12:57:10 2013 No.11714354 >>11714320 >Alice Please kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:01:55 2013 No.11714359 >>11698601 We'd fall in love first and progress with a proper relationship, like in my chinese cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:05:25 2013 No.11714363 >>11714150 >Love in Gensokyo should work like in real life, I believe. Oh yeah, being forever alone in Gensokyo would be so much better than here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:06:55 2013 No.11714367 >>11714363 At least in Gensokyo you could become a literal wizard, rather than a metaphorical one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:07:40 2013 No.11714370 I would give my virginity to the first person that asked for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:09:25 2013 No.11714372 >>11714363 >>11714367 And a hermit, they're a cool fad right now.

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:20:10 2013 No.11714382

I realize it goes without saying that this is a 'tard thread, but why do retards think so much about sex? Hmm?

Do keep it in your pants. For you, fucking simply makes for fuckups. And inevitably HIV+ retarded offspring none of the rest of us want around either.

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:21:55 2013 No.11714384
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Marisa is my favorite touhou, if i could, i'd lose my virginity to her, but only after proving my worth as a magician.
The others? As attractive as they are, i'd like to retain my purity or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:23:10 2013 No.11714388 >>11714382 Teach us the ways of not being a faggot oh wise one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:28:55 2013 No.11714398 File: 144 KB, 387x361, 1387218533218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] well she always wanted to learn the power of love

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:31:25 2013 No.11714406 File: 1.65 MB, 1536x1762, 1379193568095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11714384 This is a good plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:39:55 2013 No.11714420 >>11697914 Mine grew back. I'm sure yours will too in time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 13:48:28 2013 No.11714442 >>11714388 Good thinking. Learn everything about being a faggot then do the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:11:25 2013 No.11714817 How would you confess to you touhou crush?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:11:55 2013 No.11714819 >>11714817 Danmaku.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:12:55 2013 No.11714823 Is Kotohime even alive? Because her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:18:10 2013 No.11714832 File: 105 KB, 600x600, 13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11713883 I wonder what would Satori do if after the child is born you start having thoughts about putting into a blender.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:22:55 2013 No.11714854 >>11714832 cute pic dude

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Mon Dec 16 17:26:25 2013 No.11714868 File: 2.50 MB, 1600x1046, 40295399_big_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In the name of Remilia! The mistress lives in death!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:46:14 2013 No.11714924 File: 238 KB, 637x900, 1387233969695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11714832 Why would you ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:50:58 2013 No.11714933 File: 118 KB, 480x600, 123213154325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11714819 It's either that or drunkenly at a post-incident party.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:55:28 2013 No.11714946 File: 510 KB, 1398x2020, 1387234511244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My heart belongs to Okuu forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 19:05:49 2013 No.11715077 >>11714370 Why are you such a slut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 19:10:34 2013 No.11715089 I respect my favorite too much as a character to do anything lewd with her. Second favorite, is a definite yes though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 19:10:34 2013 No.11715090 >>11715077 there is nothing slutty about what he said. he might even marry that person before doing so. stop projecting, whore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 19:18:34 2013 No.11715113 >>11715090 >. stop projecting I like how internet has the ability to completely drain words of their meaning by having retards mindlessly spam them as a general insult.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 19:20:49 2013 No.11715117 >>11714354 >please kill yourself (because I know she would love you more)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 19:24:49 2013 No.11715125 >>11715089 >I respect my favorite too much as a character to do anything lewd with her. If you respect her, why wouldn't you want to share some happiness with her? Some very intimate and lewd happiness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 19:29:04 2013 No.11715138 >>11715089 If you wouldn't have sex with one you love, then with who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:41:36 2013 No.11717652 >>11714924 It's called intrusive thoughts, they happen to everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:01:58 2013 No.11717686 >Would you just throw away your most sacred gift? I'm sure my virginity is of no value, neither is yours unless you're part of the nobility.

>>	「ロリあき」 Tue Dec 17 20:07:14 2013 No.11717702 >>11717686 In my experience, it's only valuable in prostitution.

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:19:44 2013 No.11717728
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>>11717652
I doubt the idea of putting Satori's child in a blender would ever cross my mind.

>>11717686
>unless you're part of the nobility.

Male virginity has no value whatsoever. Even kings were forced to have sex with prositutes (at least in France), well not your average prostitute I imagine, when they were teenagers, to "turn them into men" or whatever.

>>11717702
Yes, mainly in gay circles where they also like to voluntarily contaminate unsuspecting partners with HIV.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 00:07:58 2013 No.11718150 So are there people that actually view virginity as sacred, historically? Because it sure doesn't feel sacred.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:15:10 2013 No.11719330 >>11718150 It's not sacred for men

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:42:28 2013 No.11719388 >>11717728 >in gay circles Sex and drugs, eh? Dumbasses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:43:13 2013 No.11719390 >>11719388 He clearly meant doujin circles, duh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:52:12 2013 No.11719401 File: 379 KB, 716x896, 1387389126550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] whee

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:55:43 2013 No.11719404

>>11697884
This.

It's completely different to be penetrated than to penetrate. Never having penetrated something does not make you special. Never having been vaginally penetrated does make you pure and special. IMO people who have masturbated are not virgins. Period. I've never had sex (not that I'm aware of. Completely possible that I've at some point in my life been raped while asleep) but don't consider myself a virgin because I have masturbated and, most importantly, because I'm a male. Males can't be virgins. Get this into your heads, unique retarded snowflakes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 13:37:45 2013 No.11719480 File: 176 KB, 950x1000, 1379908930699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have procreative sex with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 13:47:30 2013 No.11719495 >>11719404 Yes, only women can be pure and special. Males are filthy from birth. They should just be aborted or euthanized shortly after they're born.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 20:51:26 2013 No.11720470 >>11697884 >>11719404 And man can't be raped either right? Get the fuck out of here >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 21:00:26 2013 No.11720495 >>11719404 >men can't be virgins >you're not a virgin if you masturbated Spoiler, the unique retarded snowflake is you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 18:55:55 2013 No.11723265 File: 104 KB, 450x629, 1386998257311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11714320 Not if I marry Alice first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 19:00:10 2013 No.11723277 >>11719480 I hate to break it to you buddy, but I'M Youmu's one and only fucktoy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 19:00:40 2013 No.11723276 >>11719495 But then women would also die out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 21:20:04 2013 No.11723562 >>11697801 perhaps meiling or that short judge whatsohername but only after marriage. otherwise I'll keep my vow of celibacy and my virginity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 21:39:22 2013 No.11723606 >>11715125 >>11715138 I don't want to tarnish my elegant image of her as someone who is above such primal acts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 21:47:22 2013 No.11723629 File: 420 KB, 640x480, yama xana du.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11723562 >or that short judge whatsohername You talking about Shiki Eiki?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 21:55:53 2013 No.11723652 I already gave mine away to an asian massage parlour. Wasn't worth it.

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 22:29:24 2013 No.11723729

>>11723652
I tried to get drunk and go into a strip club once
I panicked in the lineup and knocked down the red rope before fleeing into a warren of back alleys. I think the bouncers called the cops on me.

Afterwards I found a subway station and drank md 20/20 in a bathroom stall before going home

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 00:06:00 2013 No.11723939 >>11723562 Shigeki Yamadanadu.

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