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11691988 No.11691988[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Wake up and go to make yourself breakfast, see this on your couch. What do?

>> No.11691992
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>> No.11691992,1 [INTERNAL] 

Ask her to make me breakfast so I don't have to.

>> No.11691997

ask her how she got in

>> No.11692000

I ask how long she has been waiting there because I wake up and eat breakfast at about 4 p.m., then I ask would she like some porridge.

>> No.11692004

i turn 360 and walk away

>> No.11692005

I'd probably panic and throw a fit, slapping the walls and throwing cushions everywhere.

>> No.11692006

Yeah, I'll download those too.
I'll watch everything I can.
I'll listen to every little melody I can.
I'll read up everything about her.
I'll model her in 3D.
I'll try my hand at making her sing.
I'll look at the Miku figurine that's standing in front of me until I fall asleep in a few hours.
I'll take her hand in marriage when 2D can really be my waifu. If I am denied that then I will weep but continue to support her.
I'll pray that I'll be led to a place where Miku exists when the 2010 comes around.
I'll support robotic / intelligent life if the above fails to take us all out with my dead end job money just to bring her to reality.
And if each and everyone one of them end up failed productions, I will love them with everything I have.
Because I know this smile is worth it all and everything I do will be nothing more than a small debt paid compared to the happiness she's given me.

TL;DR
Yes, that's right.
I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life will be Unlimited Miku Works.

>> No.11692013

>>11691988
For a second, I saw this OP image, and thought I misclicked and ended up in /vitagen/ for a moment. Then I realised that I'm still in /jp/.

>> No.11692037

>>11691988
Ask what she's doing in my house, and then fuck the shit out of her

>> No.11692044
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Get scared, hesitate, look at her, "Good morning".

I sit down and look at her for a second, she giggles.

"Do you want some breakfast?" as I stand up proudly displaying my chubby like I don't notice, and gauge my next move based off her reaction.

>> No.11692046

>>11691988
you forgot your quote marks, it's really hard to read your message like this

>> No.11692050

I'm going to marry her!

>> No.11692052

I tell her to wash her hair because it got moldy

>> No.11692082

No explanation? No hangover either? Then penis, I think.

(whee, hey, this chick from something board-relevant that I should be aware of? Please?)

>> No.11692085

>>11692082
She's Hatsune Miku from a series called Vocaloid. It's pretty obscure, you've probably never heard of it.

>> No.11692087

Oh wait, that's supposed to be that "vocaloid" chick?

>> No.11692092

>>11692087
Go away dad stop embarrassing me in front of my friends.

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>>11692082
>>11692087
God!

That's hatsune miko.

Get it right!

>> No.11692100
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What do you guys think of Domino's Pizza's new logo? (they removed the word mark and made the left piece blue)

>> No.11692112

>>11692096

heil dude!

>> No.11692120

>>11692100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2D_Votd2Y

I think this is still funny.

>> No.11692125

Ask if I can trade her in for Kaai Yuki, Aoki Lapis or Luo Tianyi. If not, I give her the D

>> No.11692132

I don't have a couch.

>> No.11692142

>>11691988
I would probably be embarrassed and offer her clothes.

>> No.11692148

>>11692132
Why are couches such a mainstay in most homes, anyway?

Also why is an ice cream van outside playing its music? Nobody buys ice cream at 7 pm.

>> No.11692149

>>11691988


wonder why my wish for sekka yufu backfired so horribly.

>> No.11692161

>>11692148
>Nobody buys ice cream at 7 pm.

Wut? Yes they do, at least in the summer when it's still light out.

That shit is prime time ice cream buying time for chillins.

>> No.11692172

>>11691988

Ask her to lift her ass, because it's on my designated spot on the couch. And I don't want no hassle or interruptions when I have just woken up.

>> No.11692188

>>11691988

walk over, sniff butt

>> No.11692234

Do people actually save pics in their computers?
what a waste of space you wont be even looking at most of them for more than a second per month if that

>> No.11692256

Skip drugs this week

>> No.11692258
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>>11692234
Who doesn't? Got 1 TB to burn on my external and having a few images sitting around is nothing.

>> No.11692265

>>11692258
Feels like a waste of space and then it takes ages to find anything and fuck organizing them

>> No.11692273

Pretend she isn't there and sit on her because she's in my fucking seat.

>> No.11692272

>>11692188
what does a girl's butt smell like?

>> No.11692275

Make coffee and wait to wake up from my dream.

>> No.11692277

kick her out

>> No.11692279

I don't have a couch.

>> No.11692298

>>11692272
fart and flowers

>> No.11692298,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11692052
During summer around here you actually see blonde lolis with slightly green hair because of the pool water. It's pretty cute.

>> No.11692497

>>11692132
miku brought a couch into your home to sleep there

>> No.11692504
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>>11692497
Well that's rather swell of her then. She can crash at my place if she wants. I only have one room though so privacy may be an issue...

I'd tell her to make herself comfortable and ask if she wanted coffee. Later we can order Dominos Pizza.

>> No.11692546

I give her the dick.

>> No.11692564

does anybody else just stare into the eyes of anime girls sometimes, something like 10 to 15 minutes on one picture?

>> No.11692569

>>11692564
Get a gf.

>> No.11692587

>>11692569
Are you a girl?

>> No.11692584 [DELETED] 

Miku seems like a hardcore normal person. It would be hard to talk to her.

>> No.11692595

>>11692497
Is this a new promotional campaign form Domino's again?

>> No.11692609 [DELETED] 

Can anyone draw a meme for me? I am an expert meme engineer but I can't draw. Please be advised that I have invented all of /jp/'s memes so you can trust me.

Basically just draw the Dominoes CEO who was in the Vocaloid commercial, but in a comedically shitty/deformed style, with the caption 'have it you're way!'

It will be funny because of deep ironic magic. Thanks.

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>>11692609
Here you go.

>> No.11692641

>>11691988
Her hands are not very feminine...

>> No.11692649 [DELETED] 

>>11692644

No this is bad. You didn't follow the meme directions (MemeRections™)

>> No.11692688

>>11691988
My reaction would be more or less
>"MRfphsffhhrmwhhottefhuksaryou?"

>> No.11692698

>>11692641
girls with yaoi hands are the best in my opinion.

>> No.11692745

>>11691988
Shoot her

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