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11689384 No.11689384 [Reply] [Original]

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day my faggot Servant just stands there with this stupid look on her face.

What should I do about her? Ideas?

>> No.11689387 [DELETED] 

You're only about 7 years late for this joke.

>> No.11689392

I want to pull her ahoge.

>> No.11689396

I'm pretty sure she complains about the same thing.

>> No.11689400

Kill your fucking zombie shit servant

Fate a shit.

>> No.11689405

Shiki can kill servants. Discuss.

>> No.11689413

>>11689405
I remember when this would always generate replies. Guaranteed, no exceptions.

Just like the "Samurai vs Knight" bullshit.

>> No.11689416

You are lying OP
go fucking kill yourself

>> No.11689439
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>>11689384


trade it in for the improved model

>> No.11689474

>>11689413
well what's better then, the samurai or knight?

>> No.11689496

>>11689474
Silversamurai.

>> No.11689501 [DELETED] 

>>11689413

Katanas can't even penetrate plate armor, and can't parry broadswords. It isn't a fight.

>> No.11689503

banana saber

>> No.11689513
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>>11689501
>Katanas can't even penetrate plate armor,
roukanken can

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>>11689503

>> No.11689523

>>11689517
see where her belly bulges out a bit on the bottom
thats where all the babymaking parts are

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>>11689523

>> No.11689528

I like Saber but I like Shiki more.

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>>11689528

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>>11689535

>> No.11689546 [DELETED] 
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Holo refusing broccoli hijack.

>> No.11689553

>>11689439
nero a shit

>> No.11689557
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>>11689439
for the emperor

>> No.11689563

I want to bend Seiba over and pierce into her Avalon with my Gae Dearg

>> No.11689566 [DELETED] 

Isn't Saber a colossal whore? She went from dignified to cum-hungry slut in the ero scenes.

>> No.11689568

>>11689566
Isn't that what everyone did?

>> No.11689571 [DELETED] 

>>11689568

Yes, but Toesocka is a legitimate whore both in and out of the H-scenes so she didn't change, and Sakura is superficially pure and innocent but internally corrupt and dickthirsty so it fits her character. Saber is supposed to be pure through and through, yet she showed seriously uncharacteristic glee while slobbing on Shirou's dick.

>> No.11689578

>>11689571
the moral of the story is that people like to have sex.

>> No.11689581 [DELETED] 

>>11689578

Fortunately this isn't tumblr where this kind of dumb 'sexual liberation' garbage flies. The real moral of the story is as follows:

1) Liking sex has nothing to do with whorelike behavior. People cannot control the pleasant physiological reaction the nerves in their genitals have when stimulated. They can, however, control how they act while having sex.

2) Fictional characters' personalities are designed around what's ideal and likeable, not what's realistic.

3) This isn't tumblr, so your sexual liberation shit isn't going to jive well with anyone.

>> No.11689587

>>11689581
When you have sex you can't control how you act. ie. my hips are moving on their own oniichaan~!

source: I had sex

>> No.11689588 [DELETED] 

>>11689587

I'm gonna have sex with you.

>> No.11689590

>>11689581

How is pleasuring the one you love while receiving pleasure yourself exactly "colossal whore like behavior"?
The first sex scene was awkward from all sides, but she had to get into it because they needed to orgasm together for the contract to work. By the second sex scene, Arturia was already deeply attracted to Shirou and would enjoy making him happy.

>> No.11689594 [DELETED] 

>>11689590

>By the second sex scene, Arturia was already deeply attracted to Shirou and would enjoy making him happy.

That's weird, because the same thing happened with your mom and me.

>> No.11689600 [DELETED] 

>>11689598

Your mom went straight for my low-hanging fruits, too. Said they tasted better than anything she'd had in years.

>> No.11689598
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>>11689594

going straight for the low hanging fruit, huh

>> No.11689601

>>11689594
he he he

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Master!! Why are you making this thread about me? Do you not realize you could have spoken to me about it if my visage displeased you?

>> No.11689604 [DELETED] 

>>11689602

Are you from /a/?

>> No.11689609

>>11689439
I'd rather have my faggot Servant than the Beast

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>>11689604
Why do you ask that?

>> No.11689616 [DELETED] 

>>11689612

It's cause you used a tripcode and seem a bit confusedf.

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>>11689604
I am verily. Was this not the /a/ thread? *makes confused look* *is 92lbs*

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>>11689609


all the worlds a forum, and we are merely shitposters.

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11689717

I don't like you, Saber!

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>>11689602
Because I killed you, remember? People die when they are killed? So I can't exactly tell you to stop.

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>> No.11697389

I want to fugg Saber

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>>11689590
First, you must defeat their giant robot.

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