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>MC is friends with red- and blue-haired girls
>sees a blonde woman
>"Judging by her hair, she must be foreign."

>> No.11662672
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>foreign character
>can't speak proper English

>> No.11662675

i don't even know where to begin.

>> No.11662687
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>MC and his lookalike sister share dozens of scenes
>incest H-scene starts
>"It's okay because we're not related by blood!"

>> No.11662819
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>Running with toaster in your mouth

>> No.11662822

>>11662819
That guy, even at a time like this?!

>> No.11662828

>>11662822
No, it could not be. What was he thinking?

>> No.11662831

Red hair is brown and blue is black

>> No.11662834

>>11662668
>>11662672
>>11662687
>>11662819
Whom are you greening?

>> No.11662835

this thread is so... green

>> No.11662837

>>11662822
I want to do this and that with you!

>> No.11662847

"i'm familyname anonashi here are what the kanji in my name mean"
"that's great, can i call you anonashi...-san?"
"yes, can i call you character-san?"
"sure"

why does this exact conversation need to happen every time two characters meet? do japanese people really have a conversation about what names/honorifics they should call each other?

>> No.11662848
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11662848

Anytime the text mentions how beautiful something or someone is and the art fails to deliver. Especially noticable in older VN or stuff like Touhou.

>> No.11662851

>>11662848
Yeah it's all "She had the most beautiful wavy hair and her eyes shone like diamonds" and then it's some pixelly gradient shit and you're just like "u wot m8?"

>> No.11662852

>>11662847
because how you address people in japanese states their relationship with you

its the same in english, and if you weren't autistic, you'd notice this

>> No.11662854

>>11662852
You don't ask someone for permission first, you just use the appropriate name/title combo.

>> No.11662857

>>11662852
i met three people today. they gave me their names and i referred to them by name.

what did not happen:
"hi i'm john doe. 'john' comes from the bible."
"hi, can i call you mr. doe?"
etc.

what did happen:
"hi i'm john doe."
"hi john."

no need for the whole song and dance routine. and frankly honorifics seem to lose their point if you're so blunt about them. maybe that's just my opinion as a westerner but it's not polite to ask someone how polite/formal you should be to them.

>> No.11662864

>>11662857
It would be better if you had him say:

"hi i'm john doe. 'john' means yahweh is gracious."

>> No.11662865

>>11662851
>"u wot m8?"
Dude. What fantastic new meme is this?

>> No.11662868

>>11662865
That's just how they talk in England.

>> No.11662870

>>11662868
u'd best be joshing me or Ill glass u in the gabber m8

>> No.11662876
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>"You have such fascinating eyes..."
>MC is faceless in CG

>> No.11662882

>>11662857
>maybe that's just my opinion as a westerner but it's not polite to ask someone how polite/formal you should be to them.

it's perfectly normal in e.g. French to ask someone whether you should address them as 'tu' or 'vous'.

>> No.11662887

>>11662831
red hair is red/orange. never heard of gingers?

just like white hair is albino. both exist in real life and both are caused by genetics to every race, asians and negros included.

>> No.11662891

>>11662887
White hair could just be age, too.

>> No.11662903

The funniest thing is metaphors in sex scenes.

HER VAGINA CLAMPS DOWN ON MY PENIS LIKE A LEECH!

Yeah, that's definitely what gets me hard, Japanman.

>> No.11662905

>>11662903
That sounds pretty cute. Kaguya's nice, wet vagina tightened around your penis, pulsating as if it is trying to suck the gooey semen right out of your penis.

>> No.11662908

>>11662907

I like cross sections, I just think some of the writing for sex scenes is shitty.

>> No.11662907

>>11662903
japan has retarded ideas on what should get people hard.

descriptions like that, cross section of the girl to show "this is a cross section of a penis depositing cum in a womb" as if it was some guro or national geographic program etc.

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>>11662887
Red hair is not ginger. Please don't insult my favorite truREDHEADED bishoujos by associating them with gingers.

>> No.11662912

>>11662908
i find that disgusting and an instant boner killer, that's why i mentioned it. i don't really like watching the girl's meaty bloody insides while she's having sex.

>>11662909
that's unnatural though, then you might as well go with dying your hair blue. gingers are natural.

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>>11662912
>then you might as well go with dying your hair blue.

Blue is my second favorite.

>> No.11662916

>>11662914
she reminds me of a clown, with the heavy white facial makeup, black eyeliner and colorful hair.

>> No.11662922

>>11662916
Yeah, googling "blue hair" gets a lot of photoshopped scene girls who all look the same.

Still, the hair is nice. Red hair and blue hair are great. Green hair is shit. Yellow hair can be okay depending on how garish it is.

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>>11662907
It's their prized national cultural heritage. You'll be complaining about tentacles next.

>> No.11662925

>>11662923
i won't, though i got tired of tentacles long ago. they're no match for real dicks as far as porn goes.

>> No.11662934

>>11662907
>>11662903
fucking idiots

Different people like different things. Not everything in the world revolves around what YOU think is erotic or not.

Next you will say something like why do certain countries drive on different sides of the road.

>> No.11662937

>>11662934
and then there are small minded rednecks like you, trying to shut up those who would dare to express their own opinion that differs from their own.

>> No.11662941

>>11662934
Why DO certain countries drive on different sides of the road?

I mean, automobiles developed internationally at around the same time, right?

>> No.11662945

>>11662943
That is objectively my opinion. If my tastes weren't so superior to everyone else's, then they wouldn't be my tastes.

>> No.11662943

>>11662937
>opinion

>WHY DO SOME PEOPLE LIKE STUFF I DONT LIKE THATS SO STUPID

>> No.11662953

>>11662941
Places that have people on the left side of the road are holdovers from when people used swords, so your sword arm is free and you could stab someone trying to hijack your carriage. Places where you drive on the right are designed around guns, so you can easily shoot someone trying to hijack your car. Both are kind of pointless because nobody goes around shooting or stabbing people in modern times.

>> No.11662960

If you don't learn how to ignore shitty lines then you'll have a hard time enjoying eroge. Even in the best stuff there's always some retarded shit that would make me go limb if I dwelled on it.

>> No.11662963

>>11662953
>nobody goes around shooting or stabbing people in modern times.

Was this a joke?

Sorry if it was and I just spoiled it by drawing attention to it (I'll delete my post, I just need to know).

>> No.11662971

>>11662963
Well I guess if you live in some 3rd world shithole or the city of detroit there are stabbings and shootings.

>> No.11662972

>>11662960
> ignore shitty lines

you mean by just downloading the CG sets? LOL

>> No.11662978

>>11662857

The kanji thing is reasonable, since in spoken conversation that's the only way to learn how their name is spelled. In the west you can at least guess, and it's easy to recognise in a list or similar.

>> No.11662984

If we're talking about VN cliches, characters are the biggest ones probably.

Why is there so often a "principal's daughter" love interest character? Some girl who's the daughter of a powerful/influential figure.

>> No.11662993

>>11662984
>Implying the high school setting isn't the biggest cliche in the history of everything

>> No.11662994

>>11662984
don't forget the twin tailed tsundere

>> No.11662996
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>>11662984
That's usually the case for Western high school stuff too. It's always either the Paris Hilton type girl who can do whatever she wants because she's the principal/mayor/whatever's daughter, or the girl who tries to hide that she's his daughter because she wants to be normal.

Pic related it's the ojousama from Bratz: The Movie.

>> No.11662999

>>11662972
This is inexcusable unless you're a teenager

>> No.11663004

>>11662999
Well I was doing the joke that ALL the lines in eroge are "shitty lines", not that I'm a horny teenager who just likes lewd pictures.

I think it was a good joke but I couldn't express it quite right, which is why I went for irony.

>> No.11663007

>>11663004
It's not funny either way.

>> No.11663032

>>11663004
>irony
now that's a nice joke.

>> No.11663034

>>11662857

"Hi, my name is Eric Smith. Eric with a 'c.'"
"Hello, Mr. Smith, I'm John Doe. Do you mind if I call you Eric?"
"Go right ahead."
"Well, Eric..."
This would be a more realistic equivalent.

>> No.11663046

>>11663034
>"Hello, Mr. Smith, I'm John Doe. Do you mind if I call you Eric?"
"Well I just told you that was my name so....."

It's kinda awkward dude

>> No.11663047

>>11663046
It is. That's why only old people still do that.
They and Christians.

>> No.11663061

>>11663046
>>11663047
It sounds like a perfectly normal and reasonable exchange to me, maybe you're both just autistic.

>> No.11663063

See, this is what happens when you remove sage, moot!
People start going crazy and quoting things that weren't said for no reason!

>> No.11663068

>>11663061
>more social awareness
>autistic
Heh.

>> No.11663066

>>11663061
or maybe you're the autistic one, not understanding how conversations between normal people go.

>> No.11663078

>>11663061
>>11663066
>>11663068
>normal
>normal people
>normal conversation

Just what the hell is happening in this thread?

>> No.11663089

>>11663078
>what the hell is happening in this thread
Autism.

>> No.11663094

>>11663078
Nothing new, crossie.
Autism has always been a joke, even on /jp/.

Depression, avoidant personality disorders, anxiety disorders etc. are common on here but autism isn't.

>> No.11663097

>>11663078
some people have enough knowledge to know of those things, even if they can't use it effectively.

unlike the idiots who don't know anything and stay fearful, rotting in their own ignorance.

>> No.11663117

Why is everybody greening?

>> No.11663118

>>11663117
CANNOT UNSEE

>> No.11663121

>>11663117
I only do it because I know that it annoys you idiots.

>> No.11663137

>>11663121
Normals. Normals everywhere.

>> No.11663143

>>11663137
>Normals
>Not our very own shitposting crew
whatever m8

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Japanese bird cooking thanksgiving!

>> No.11663229

>>11663117

>Why is everybody greening?

>> No.11663264

>>11662882

But english doesn't have a pronouns of politness like in French or the suffixes like in Japanese. It's really a weird concept for them to grasp.

>> No.11663265

>>11663264
I hate that English doesn’t have a formal or a pluar second person.

>> No.11663266

>>11663265
Plural*

>> No.11663267 [DELETED] 

is this the /a/ thread?

>> No.11663280

>>11662668
- browsing exhentai doujinshi
- find one that looks pretty good
- tagged with NTR

Why. I never got NTR. Do you guys self-insert as the loser nerd getting cuckolded? The jock-o-rama type with ahegao inducing dick? The woman?

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>>11663280
I assume they associate with the jock, not the spineless faggot.

>> No.11663295

>>11663280
>self inserting in porn

People do this? Lmfao.

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>>11663280
>searching netori redirects to NTR

>> No.11663300

>>11663094
>crossie

>> No.11663304

>>11663298
Netori only works if you are playing an eroge as the villanous protagonist. Otherwise, manga/anime that has NTR might as well be Netori.

>> No.11663312

>>11663290
>I assume
Come clean, now.

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>>11663312
I don't like NTR. The plots are beyond retarded.

Good enough?

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>>11663280
I like how they give in to their sexual urges

>> No.11663327

>>11663320
Why do they like that guy, really?

>> No.11663330

>>11663280
Makes the story less boring

>> No.11663334

>>11663327
He's probably either a nice person or rich.

>> No.11663335

>>11663334
Probably rich. Nice person is just a bonus when someone is already attractive right?

>> No.11663338

>>11663335
Well attractiveness is subjective in the first place, and I wouldn't really consider it a bonus. More like attraction is the thing that initially starts a relationship and then pretty much everything else about the two of you is what keeps it going.

If we're talking about just the ability to get laid, yeah that's mostly attractiveness and money.

>> No.11663345

>>11663338
All women are attracted to the same things but it varies depending on the age group.

Younger girls usually like non-threatening boyish types while older women want a more gruff yet somehow still feminine male.

Most of the time being a "nice person" is a bad thing

>> No.11663351

>>11663345
How is being a nice person bad? Once they find someone attractive it's better if they're nice rather than a dick right?

>> No.11663352

>>11663345
What the fuck gives you this idea?

A women's taste in men can be as varied as a man's taste in women.

Watch any shoujo romance anime or play any otome game and tell me that the majority of dude's in them aren't nice.

>> No.11663352,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why was this deleted?

>> No.11663352,2 [INTERNAL] 

shite

>> No.11663352,3 [INTERNAL] 

I was really starting to enjoy this thread...

>> No.11663352,4 [INTERNAL] 

the thread reached page 10, it was your fault for not bumping it.

>> No.11663352,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11663352,4
Fuck you janny it's your job to bump your threads not mine.

>> No.11663352,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11663352,5
Cum and get me, big boi.

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