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My onii-chan (older brother) has been sleeping for 14 hours... I'm starting to get worried /jp/

Should I go wake him up?

>> No.11650651

Wake him up with your dick

>> No.11650661

he dead ;_;

>> No.11650662
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>>11650651
How would one find a male reproductive organ on such short notice?

>> No.11650667

>>11650662
Rip it off from your brother, duh.

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>>11650646
>my onii-chan (older brother)

Why
Why would you do that?

>> No.11650670

>>11650662
Go to the closest family convenience store and ask the male clerk what ever you can do to get into his pants tonight

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>>11650669

>> No.11650687

>>11650669
How are you liking /jp/, /v/-kun? (:

>> No.11650688
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I tried to wake him up and he told me to PISS OFF
im scare jp

>> No.11650690

>>11650687
no bully pls

>> No.11650691

>>11650688
>>11650646
Have you met your friend collecting quota on Steam for today?

>> No.11650692

I have such a thing for a loli going in to wake up her brother and seeing his erection. It only get better if she touches it or does other lewd things with it.

I remember once reading a story about a girl who when younger went on a vacation with family (brother included) and the two kids ended up sleeping in one room while the parents slept in another. Third or fourth day into the vacation the girl wakes up and notices her sleeping brother with his erection trapped in the bedsheets and thrusting slowly, with labored breathing. Eventually the brother ejaculates, stops moving, his breathing returns to normal, and he continues sleeping. Basically, she saw him have a wet dream.

That girl may have never even seen a penis before, let alone one that's hard and shooting its lewd juices. I've always wondered how a little girl seeing something so inherently lewd like a penis ejaculating would respond, especially if that's the first time she's ever seen a penis. I mean, would it turn her on? Surely it happens nowadays with the internet. Just search for 'ejaculation' and Wikipedia has animated gifs of it. Surely there are little girls who look at those, right? How do they feel after watching a penis ejaculate?

>> No.11650694

>>11650691
???

>> No.11650694,1 [INTERNAL] 

Janny.
Literally.
A nazi.

>> No.11650694,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11650692
Please respond somebody

>> No.11650694,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11650692
Go see a doctor, you sick fuck!

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