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1164062 No.1164062 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Marisa really does exist, you know.

She's a little blonde girl who goes to a tiny public school, in a town nobody's ever heard of. It's a little ways off the Pacific coast. Very.... primitive. Can't tell you any more than that, for confidentiality reasons.

Marisa doesn't have any friends. Maybe it's because she walks around with a broomstick--she thinks she can fly on it, and this is really starting to alarm her parents and teachers-- or maybe it's because she's grown a habit of pointing her finger in a pistol-shape and yelling ZE~ when she's angry with someone or something, or maybe it's because she genuinely believes her little town, "Name Removed," is actually a gateway to Gensokyo.

Counseling doesn't help. Marisa thinks she's participated in epic battles with Cirno where she's really just been swimming in the bathtub with no hot water whatsoever, she thinks her bag of tiny nerf balls are "danmaku" prototypes. She spends a lot of time on her computer, mastering Lunatic modes and aiming for the high scores on all Touhou games. She goes by a different name on each, so you never know where Marisa's score might be. The counselor's can't convince her otherwise. They've considered institutionalizing her, but she's well-behaved, and she really doesn't mean any harm.

Con'td....

>> No.1164069

Cool story bro

>> No.1164074
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>>1164062
And i always thought that Orin existed in a German village.

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..... Cont'd.

Marisa dresses up like a witch for Halloween, though no one will go Trick-or-Treating with her, anyway. But that's okay, ze~ Maybe next year. She goes toilet-papering, shouting ZE~ the whole time.

When Marisa goes to bed in her obligatory bloomer panties and camisole, she dreams of Gensokyo. She dreams of danmaku battles with Letty, Yukari, Ran, Chen, and all of the other Youkai. Gensokyo is a world where Marisa can have real friends, human or not. It's a warm, friendly place (thanks to the LHC).

But as the sun starts to rise and peers through the shutters of Marisa's bedroom window, she sees the clock ringing on her bedstand. Marisa opens her eyes, and quickly awakens to the real world once again.

"Just another dream," she sighs.

>> No.1164078

>>1164069
Thanks

>> No.1164085

Just once in my life, I'd like to believe I'm someone else or someone I would like to be.

>> No.1164088

>>1164062
>>1164077

;________________;

>> No.1164089

Yes, we all played Concealed the Conclusion
sage

>> No.1164122

That was interesting, OP. I enjoyed reading it.

>> No.1164126

>>1164062
>>1164077

So ronery.

>> No.1164139

HA! HA! I'M USING THE INTERNET!!!1

>> No.1164142

HA! HA! I'M USING THE INTERNET!!!1 ZE~

>> No.1164146

>>1164074
German?

>> No.1164171

Thanks for essentially describing what my sister was like when she was a teenager.

>> No.1164174

>>1164077
Can someone translate this picture?

>> No.1164178

>>1164142
God damnit moot.

>> No.1164179

>>1164171
Your sister was an delusional lesbian witch?

>> No.1164180
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1164180

Am I the only one that got turned on by this?

>> No.1164189

>>1164180
No.

;_;

>> No.1164216

>>1164142
da ze~

>> No.1164222

>>1164142
>>1164216

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.jpeg

>> No.1164235

>>1164142
Moot, you jackass.

>> No.1164243

>>1164062
>>1164077

conclusion:

ANONYMOUS IS MARISA

>> No.1164256

>>1164062
>>1164077
lol no I live in Mexico

>> No.1164263

>>1164077
>But as the sun starts to rise and peers through the shutters of Marisa's bedroom window, she sees the cock rising next to her bedstand, as her father prepared to abuse her, just like every other morning

>> No.1164277

>>1164263
JUST LIKE THE REAL MARISA!

>> No.1164281

>>1164256
Why, that's not a sombrero at all!

>> No.1164290

I wish to be the little girl ze~

>> No.1164299
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>>1164277
You shut up. Marisa's father would never think of abusing his little Marisa, sliding some fingers down her bloomers, licking her tiny nipples,or spreading her tiny ass cheeks to make way for the cock that impregnated her mother.

>> No.1164306

>>1164299
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.1164309

>>1164299
He would punch her in the face and tell her to leave the fucking house though.

>> No.1164337

>>1164299
REALLY? BECAUSE YOU MAKE IT SOUND QUITE CONVINCING.

>> No.1164338
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>>1164309
Well of course. She was 18, it was time to get a fucking job and find her own place to live.

>> No.1164374

FUCK YOU, OP.

FUCK YOU.

;_;

>> No.1164376

>>1164338
>>1164256
Conclusion:

MARISA IS MOOT!

>> No.1164412

>>1164376
MYSTERY SOLVED.

>> No.1164647

Some fanart makes marisa look like a jerk. Like the one where she gives fake money to reimu.

>> No.1164687

>>1164647
That's because she is a jerk.

>> No.1164864

>>1164687
HERESY

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