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Anyone have 2hu puns to share?

>> No.11640613

I don't have the image saved on this computer, but
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/6924887#p6981425

>> No.11640614

>>11640604
What do you call a Rin with fleas?

>> No.11640617

Did you hear Sakuslut had an appendix removed?
Now she does business on the side!

>> No.11640621
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>> No.11640628

>>11640614
Ichirin

>> No.11640640

>>11640628
hehe

>> No.11640648
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11640648

WHY DID FRANDLE STOP CROSSING THE ROAD

BECAUSE SHE STUBBED HER TOEHOU

>> No.11640661

KNOCK KNOCK

>> No.11640665

>>11640661
WHO'S THERE!?

>> No.11640667

>>11640665
TWO

>> No.11640669

>>11640667
pls no

>> No.11640672
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11640672

>>11640667
TWO WHO?

>> No.11640681

What do you call a total slut?

Sanae.

>> No.11640689

>>11640672
TWO BITCHES SUCKING MY DICK.

>> No.11640704
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11640704

>>11640681
Fake and gay. Eat this, bitch!

>> No.11640708

What does Sanae and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
They both swallowed a lot of semen.

>> No.11640709

>>11640708
>>11640689
>>11640681
>>11640617
These aren't puns at all.

>> No.11640712 [DELETED] 

This is /jp/, did you guys even read the rules? No pun allowed!

>> No.11640735

>>11640708
that would be pretty good if you replaced sanae with sakuya

>> No.11640743

>>11640735
w-whoa!

>> No.11640745
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>>11640704
sahne burger?www

>> No.11640789

>>11640604
Can any food otaku explain why this curry is purple?

>> No.11640799

>>11640789
egg radiation

>> No.11640811
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>> No.11640826

>>11640789

beetroot

>> No.11640875

>>11640811
This is not the proper way to make friends with a kappa.

>> No.11640877

>>11640709
Many men pass through Satorti's third eye.

I-is that a pun?

>> No.11640893

>hey, i thought your car had broken down, how did you make it to touhou cosplaycon? Did you take the train?

>I ran.

>> No.11640921
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>> No.11640961

>>11640893
lel

>> No.11640963

>>11640921
How much money does Sanae's worn out pussy cost?

>> No.11641012
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11641012

What do you call Aya who become a director of tragic movie?

M. Night Shyameimaru

>> No.11641013
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>>11640667
TWO

TWO HAST

TWO HAST MICH

>> No.11641019

Why didn't Remilia go to the dance?

She was feeling too Remi!

>> No.11641028

>>11641019
I don't get it.

>> No.11641201

>>11640604
Woah! This thread is so nostalgic
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9583450/#q9583450

>> No.11641242
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11641242

Knock knock
Who's there?
Witch Two
Witch Two who?
Wch 2hu wd ufq

>> No.11641284
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>>11640613
Reimu, Marisa and Sanae were out hunting for youkai. It was getting late, and the heroines were getting tired. Somehow, they had succeeded to get lost within the outern fields of Gensokyo. One could almost say that they were whithin the boundary. After a few hours of being hopelessly lost, they suddenly bumped into an old, strong youkai. It was Yukari.
"You three have come deep into my terrain", the reality warper explained, "and I have a challenge for you. Will you succeed, I will guide you out. Will you fail, you will be trapped into my mansion. Will you take it, or are you going to keep on trying to get out by yourselves?"
After a few moments of pondering, the three humans agreed on the challenge. They were required to pick a rescourse found whithin Gensokyo and stuff ten of those into their mouths. They could pick any item to their liking, Yukari would retrieve it for them.
Reimu was first. She picked money, copper coins. It was going very well for her until at the seventh coin she accidentally swallowed one and had to gag - vomiting the items from her mouth.
Marisa was up next. She decided to pick then pearls from a necklace she had - borrowed - from someone. It was an easy task and Marisa was about to win, until she started laughing her ass off, spitting the items from her mouth.
"What the fuck, Marisa", asked Reimu, "you could easily have done that. Why did you fail?"
"It was going very well", the magician answered, "until I started laughing when I saw Sanae gathering ten men around her."

>> No.11641335

>>11641284
I knew the pun from the start but I chuckled anyway.

>> No.11641888

>>11641242
lel XD

>> No.11641895
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11641895

Sakuslut got back to the Scarlet Devil Mansion unusually early one night. "Business was terrible tonight," she told Remilia.
"Oh? What happened?" Remilia asked.
"I only had one customer, and he was short $50," Sakuslut replied.
"So, what did you do?"
"I loaned him $50."

>> No.11641906

>>11641895
what's the difference betewen sakuya and a brick wall?

the brick wall only got laid once!

>> No.11641908

None of these are puns.

>> No.11641912

>>11641906
What are the similarities between sakuya and a brick wall? Other than they've each individually gotten laid more times than /jp/ has combined?

>> No.11641917

>>11641912
They're both flat!
PADS lol

>> No.11641927
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>>11641917
>>11641912
lmao

what do you call a bag filled with maids?
a sakusluts!

>> No.11641928
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11641928

Saane is such a slut that if her vayayay was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone.

>> No.11641931

>>11641927
Well at least that one was a pun, I'll give you that.

>> No.11641933

>>11641927
Do you seriously pronounce her name "sack-uya"?
Please kill yourself.

>> No.11641935
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>>11641928
Hey, no joke recycling allowed.

>> No.11641938

>>11641284
This one is good.

>> No.11642002
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>>11641242

I would climb the highest mountains and cross the widest ocean for that girl.

>> No.11642040

>>11640604
please reimu-ve this thread.

>> No.11642060

>>11642040
good one dude i kekd my pants a little

>> No.11642146

>>11640621
BOIL EM'

>> No.11643237

>>11641013
Hehehe

>> No.11643617

>>11641012
Warota

>> No.11643635
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11643635

What's the spear for if she can't use it?

Just for Shou

>> No.11643776

Rat touhou, tiger touhou, and Sanae go out one day to search for that one thing that the tiger lost in that one game.
Rat touhou finds treasure
Tiger touhou finds whatever she was looking for
Sanae finds a dick in her ass
Cause she's a slot.

>> No.11643837

>>11643776
Nazrin is a mouse.

>> No.11643848
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>>11643776
Why did Sanae cross the road?


because the dicks in that side aren't big enough

>> No.11643849
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11643849

>>11643635

>> No.11643860

>>11643635
>>11640614
>>11640628
>>11640661
>>11640665
>>11640667
>>11640672

The best ones in this thread

Wud suk ur diks, no homo

>> No.11650289
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>> No.11650298

>>11650289
I fucking hate geometry. So much normalfaggotry.

>> No.11650310

>>11650298
Normalfags hate geometry as well. Who geometry otaku here?

>> No.11650316
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11650316

>>11650310
what a fucking #normalfag.

>> No.11650317

>>11650298
Um no, Pythagoras and Euclid were just about as far from a normal fag as you could be in their times.

>> No.11650321
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11650321

How much dick could a sakuslut suck if a sakuslut could suck dick?

All of them

>> No.11650324

>>11650317
Didn't Pythagoras-san start some creepy cult and murdered the members who found new shapes?

>> No.11650332

>>11650324
what a badass. geometric monopoly

>> No.11650333

>>11650321
Don't try to force a shitty meme

>> No.11650382
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>>11650324
He also hated beans!

>> No.11650415

>>11650382
True fact. They believe that it contained human souls. They also could not touch white cocks.

>> No.11650432

>>11650382
>>11650415
Why didn't someone correct him? Did they think it was funny?

>> No.11650437

>>11650382
>>11650415
You guys sound like two suburban kids featured in a comic trivia from some math textbook

>> No.11650439

>>11650432
Probably not. Ancient people have superstitious beliefs.

>> No.11650458
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>>11650437
Someone threw sodium chloride in my face. I said "Hey, that's a salt!"

>> No.11650466

>>11650458

GET OUT.

>> No.11650482
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11650482

>>11650289
>>11650298
>>11650310
>>11650316
>>11650317
>>11650324
>>11650332

>> No.11650495
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11650495

Yukari does math!

>> No.11650500
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11650500

What type of angle would hina be if she as a angle?

aCUTE angle

>> No.11650505

>>11650500
yukari would be oblique!

(oblique: not straightforward, mysterious, sinister)

>> No.11650514

>>11650500
I would made her oblique if you know what I mean.

>> No.11650515
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11650515

Miku does chemistry!!!

>> No.11650527

>>11650515
>vocaloid

>> No.11650590

>>11650527
I thought this was the science otaku thread...

>> No.11650597

>>11650515
>mixing frozen liquids
>one of the frozen solids is unable to exit the vessel

>> No.11650676
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11650676

hey guys

>> No.11650681
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11650681

>>11650676
it me

>> No.11650684
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11650684

>>11650681
urine kaenbyou

>> No.11650697
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11650697

Who's your favorite stage 1 boss?

Mine is definitely Nazrin

>> No.11650783

>>11650697
Nazrin is a mouse.

>> No.11650786
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11650786

>>11650684
>>11650681
>>11650676
w

>> No.11650834

>>11650786
ORIN IS SO CUTE!

>> No.11650867
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11650867

>>11640672
TWO HOES SUCKING MY COCK DUDE

>> No.11650910
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>>11650834

>> No.11650919 [DELETED] 

>>11650910
Okuu isn't cute.

>> No.11650928 [DELETED] 

>>11650919
0/10

>> No.11650931 [DELETED] 

>>11650928
Yes, that's what I'd rate shitbird. How did you guess?

>> No.11650943
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>>11650942
I'd rather an Orin though

>> No.11650942 [DELETED] 

>>11650919
i would still fuck her

>> No.11650975 [DELETED] 

>>11650919
>>11650931
I will murder you and your entire fucking family

>> No.11650992 [DELETED] 

>>11650975
I could say the same to you. Had I the chance to rid the world of Okuu x Orin shippers I'd take it.

>> No.11652786

>my feet are killing me
>just yukari and car
XD

>> No.11652837
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>> No.11653016
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11653016

Remember that time when Yukari imported hobgoblins from Ireland to Gensokyo, to make up for the Zashiki Warashi? It happened in Ibarakasen.

Well, when she was importing them, she had to carry a lot of weight, so she went to the scarlet devil mansion to borrow Remilia's maid. And they were fine with it, so Sakuya accompanied Yukari in her travel to Ireland.

And Sakuya had the time of her life. She fit right in with the paddies.

>> No.11653104

>>11640604
what the fuck is this? a food? paint?

>> No.11653160

>>11653104
I, too, am incapable of reading filenames.

>> No.11659607

>>11653160
Looks nothing like curry, that's some sort of omnidimensional brain stew, I'm sure of it

>> No.11663843

>>11652837
Depends on the gender of the owner of the penis.

>> No.11663855

I'd make a pun, but I'm scared of janny Reimu-ving it.

>> No.11663877

toehoe? is that some kind of code word for a girl with a foot fetish?

>> No.11663902

Sakuslut is a good pun.

>> No.11663948

>>11642002
no you wouldnt

>> No.11663984

>>11663902
Thats not even a pun, holy fuck how do so many of you not know what puns are.

>> No.11664021

>>11663902
Okay sakuslut spammer. We get it. You love Sanae and want restore her purity by forcing her tendencies onto Sakuya. But can't you see how this is wrong? You cannot truly love her if you cannot accept who she is, and you are sullying the good name of an innocent girl in the process.

Embrace all of Sanae, the good and the bad. Only through accepting faults and understanding can you call it true love.

>> No.11664042
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>>11664021
that guy isn't me. if i was going to post in this thread again, it would be after someone like you disrespects my waifu, and it would be with a bad joke that took me days to develop, like this:

what's the difference between sakuslut and a 4-foot tall basketball hoop?

there are still some really short midgets who won't be able to score on the basketball hoop.

>> No.11664061

>>11663948
>>11642002
Also its not that hard with todays technology

>> No.11664063

>>11664042
That's awfully nice of her to give that small green man a piggy-back ride.

>> No.11664120

>>11664063
That's not what's happening dude...

>> No.11664143

>>11664120
Really

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