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1161899 No.1161899 [Reply] [Original]

Alright, I'm going to be in Osaka pretty soon. The thing is...I like to party. Basically I like to drink, smoke pot, do coke and E. (Sorry if this offends anyone...it's just fun.)

So...seeing as how I don't know many people who could help me out in Osaka...what kind of person typically has drugs or would sell to a foreigner? I know enough Japanese to get by so I won't sound like a total idiot...but how do Osakans and Japanese in General look at drugs?

>> No.1161903

Hahaha.

Awful troll.

Reported.

>> No.1161906

On the off chance that this guy's legit, aren't the penalty's a trillion times worse or something?

>> No.1161904

^_^

>> No.1161912

death penalty

>> No.1161913

weeeeeeeeeee

>> No.1161909

Same thread. Every week.

>> No.1161923

http://www.420chan.org/ <- Ask there, not here.

>> No.1161924

死ね

>> No.1161925

Why go some place new just to do the same shit?

Can't you do drugs in the same place you always have?

Why test the waters of another culture and place doing something illegal when you already understand and feel safe at home doing it?

Have you been doing this so long you forgot that what you are doing is actually really dangerous?

Only idiots get high away from their safe zone.

>> No.1161930
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1161930

osaka prolly has more gaijin per capita than any other area of japan, so at least you're in the right area for it. the japanese are pretty lame when it comes to recreational substances, and most of the white people there are involved in the military so they won't have any either. you'll probably be able to find some E or some pharms, just ask anyone who looks young and wild. give up on pot right now, it's mythical in japan. good luck in general, japan is one of the worst places to party. them's some sober cats over there.

>> No.1161928

>>1161899
http://img.420chan.org/yakui/
Ask here.

>> No.1161932

>>1161925
>>1161930
Idiots flock towards the troll.

>> No.1161941

>>1161899

Pot is really hard to get in Japan. They have a lot of pharmaceuticals easily available down there though, and nobody asks questions if you just go somewhere and buy a fuckton of pills. They got about 50 different types of speed down there, for example.

>> No.1161943

サゲル.

>> No.1161954

>>1161941
Yeah, the doctors there literally just prescribe pills for anything wrong with you. So you can easilly get away with pill popping.

>> No.1161958

I remember an anon wanting to buy weed then pissed his pants when he had to get it from some Yakuza dude who was all angry they wasted his time with a gaijin.

>> No.1161965

>>1161932
he's not a troll you fucktard, this may be hard to believe, but a lot of people use drugs. even people you work with, study with, or perhaps are related to! this is a legit question fuck off all you moralfags

>> No.1161963

>>1161930
>them's some sober cats over there.

Unless you like shitty excuses for beer. At least sake's pretty alright.

>> No.1161988

>>1161965
1/10

>> No.1161989

>>1161965
4chan isn't for discussing illegal topics.

>> No.1161990

OP Here.

How is this a troll? Listen you square faggots.../jp/ isn't really worth trolling, get over yourselves. If you guys don't like the thread...then whatever...some people aren't assholes...

>>1161930

THANK YOU SIR for not being a totally gay-ass faggot. That's all I needed to hear. As for my "safe zone", it's not really safe to party like I do anywhere, but if Japan is really as bad as you guys say, then I don't see a point. I'll probably just find vicodin or something and drink. No big deal. I can wait till I get home anyway.

>> No.1162002

>>1161965
Only people who are vocal about it are underage ban.

>> No.1162000

>>1161989

You're joking right? 4chan is for whatever the fuck anybody says it is. Shit, 4chan IS an illegal topic. Fuck off, YOU'RE the troll.

>> No.1162008

>>1161899
Go to /trv/, they'd actually know more about Japan than most of the people here.

>>1161990
Okay, now you're just being a pissy faggot.

>> No.1162014

>>1161990
>I can wait till I get home anyway

lol

>> No.1162015

>>1161965
>>1161990
You just, like, blew my mind dude.

Now fuck off and go to /trv/ or 420chan.

>> No.1162019

>>1162000
YEAH WHERE ELSE CAN I PUT MY GAIA THREADS? I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE HOW KAWAII I AM ^_^

-aznboi2342

>> No.1162029

Are you new here, sir?

Come on it, and start playing Touhou and visual novels together with us. These are OUR drugs, and I'm sure you will easily get addicted, and you will forger about all the other drugs you ever needed.

>> No.1162046

>>1162040
I MEANT "TYPOS"

Fuck.

>> No.1162047

>>1162029
Yeah, and they fuck our lives up about as bad as any other drug.

;_;

>> No.1162040

>>1162029
Oh wow, how many types did I make in that post

>> No.1162056

>>1162015

Make me faggot. You know what? I think I'm just gonna sit right here and troll....guess what? I'M STONED RIGHT NOW TOO

OOOoooooo BAD BOY I'm a BAAAD BOY

>> No.1162058

>>1162029
>>1162040
>>1162046
For fuck's sake, Anon, read your posts before clicking "Submit."

>> No.1162050

ITT moralfags

>> No.1162064

>>1161989
no, only quasi-illegal topics like lolicon and incest amirite?

>> No.1162067

>>1162056
Not your blog.

>> No.1162083

>Do not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to, anything that violates local or United States law. This will be severely punished and strictly enforced.

>Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls

>> No.1162100

>>1162064
We only talk about imaginary friends/siblings/girlfriends, though. I don't actually have a loli sister...

>> No.1162103

>>1162083

bad move. that covers alot of posts that have been made in /jp/ ...i think you're just being selective. you fail.

>> No.1162112

>>1162100
Err... yeah, I was talking about imaginary shit, too.

Yeah...

>> No.1162111

>>1162067

Comment makes no sense. Anyway, let's talk about Japanese drug dealers in japanese movies! ARE THEY MEAN? :(

>> No.1162116

Go die in a fire, you worthless piece of shit.

>> No.1162118
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1162118

Can it be drugged maid time now?

>> No.1162126
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1162126

creepiest LSD-tan ever

>> No.1162122

The trolls can't even be creative anymore, we have this thread a dozen times a week. An insta-ban filter like /v/ has would be nice, here. 'roppongi' and 'pot' would be safe bets to start it off.

>> No.1162133

>>1162056
>>1162029
>>1162002

What are you people talking about? Touhou is amazing when you're high. I been high. Played Imperishable Night while blazed.

>> No.1162139
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1162139

Look at the cute druggie.

>> No.1162142

>>1162029
I take drugs and play visual novels. It helps me imagine what rubbing Romeo's sexy chest would be like better.

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1162148

Posting meido in a Yakui thread.

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1162151

>>1162126
Nah, this is creepier.

>> No.1162158

>>1162155
gb2gaia.

>> No.1162155

What the fuck is wrong with you people? "NO HE CANNOT BE USING DRUGS THAT IS ILLEGAL AND HORRIBLE IT MUST BE A TROLL P.S. ANYONE HAVE A TORRENT FOR THAT NEW CHILD PORN GAME OH MAN 5 YEAR OLDS ARE SO HOT"

This site fucking disgusts me, jesus christ.

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1162160

>>1162133
everything is amazing when you're high.

>> No.1162161

>>1162155
You must be fucking new here. The legality of (or rather, lack thereof) the drugs is not the concern here.

>> No.1162165

>>1162155
We don't have moral objections, you fucking faggot. This belongs on 420chan or /b/.

>> No.1162166

>>1162155
If the OP had come up with something original, we might have discussed it.

>> No.1162164

>>1162161
Then what is?

>> No.1162179

it was original you idiots, at least to OP. he asked the question
>>1161899
got the answers, and was satisfied here
>>1161990
and now it's done. It was a legit question about japanese society, and now it's over, just let it die.

>> No.1162177

>>1162155
6/10

You got some serious replies, but you're still far from the best.

>> No.1162180

>>1162165
I'm pretty sure he was asking how to get drugs

--*=[[[[ IN JAPAN [[[[=*--

OH GEE WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS BOARD AGAIN!?! I FORGOT OH WAIT

>/jp/ - Japan/General
>Japan
>You're a faggot

>> No.1162186

>>1162180
2/10

Pushing your luck, but I'm sure it would have worked better in another thread. Still a terrible hook.

>> No.1162189

>>1162186
I can hear your tears plopping down to your cum-stained keyboard, I can smell your pores desperately gasping for air under the huge layer of grease and cheeto dust on your face. Doesn't this just piss you off SO MUCH GOD HOW CAN SOMEONE SAY THIS ON THE INTERNET?

You're a faggot

>> No.1162194

>>1162189
-1/10

Wording didn't phase the reader at all, and actually made him laugh a little. Please try better next time.

>> No.1162196

>>1162186
Stop doing that. You look like a fucking idiot and you're only fueling him on. You're in fact worse than someone who would have fallen for it.

>> No.1162206

>>1162202
"Uh, hi, you're frank, right?"
"No. Francis."
"Oh, but it's frank for short, right?"
"No."
"Sorry, I must have you confused with someone else."

I couldn't think of anything to say.

"Want a drink?"
"Yeah. Thanks.

She handed me a beer.

"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!!"

>> No.1162207

"Sorry, uh there's a diet pepsi if you like"
"I don't drink diet soft drinks, they are carginogens."
"Oh.."

I couldn't stand the fear of being near her any more, so I scurried away and (again in that nervous shout) blurted out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and heard her say "thanks" as I walked back into the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom where I literally collapsed and started shivering on the floor with fear, tears came from my eyes. After about 5 minutes of just lying there I composed myself and went downstairs again. For the rest of the party I pretty much avoided her and talked with some people I knew.

When me and my friend got back home to my house and played a little PS2 for about half an hour, he left and I said bye. It was at this point I realised he had left his cell phone. As I was about to call him to tell him, it suddenly struck me that he probably had Sarah's number on his phone. I literally sat there for 45 minutes shivering with both anticipation and fear as I saw the number across the screen, begging me to call.

>> No.1162202

>>1162194
This is one of your posts:

Two days ago (sunday night) I cried myself to sleep. This girl (I will refer to her as Sarah) I have been obsessed with since 3rd grade threw a birthday party on saturday, it was a pretty casual house party, so people brought friends along, of course I was not invited (no girl would ever invite me to a party), but my friend asked me to come along, and of course I jumped at the opportuinity.

Around an hour into the party, it happened that me and Sarah were alone in the kitchen while others danced and talked in the living room. I was there to get a drink, and when I came in and saw her by the fridge, a deep shocking, sinking feeling almost paralysed me with fear, as I just stood there staring at her for about 5 seconds (I am absolutely TERRIFIED of females, especially Sarah, I had no idea she would be in there alone). When she looked at me I quickly glanced away in shame. After about 10 awkward seconds of me staring at the floor and her standing there awkwardly, she finally spoke.

>> No.1162205

>>1162189
Haha, oh wow. Someone's hyperventilating as they furiously jam their keyboard in frustration.

Brush up on your trolling skills, all you're doing is giving me amusing mental pictures of an acne-ridden teenager who doesn't understand why nobody thinks he's hardcore.

>> No.1162208

>>1161899
fuckin zporkz

>> No.1162215

>>1162202

Sitting here early in the morning typing up a couple paragraphs meant to demean someone over the internet that you barely know. I know you're trying to make me look pathetic, but really, sir. You can do it without shooting yourself in the foot.

>> No.1162221

>>1162196
Oh, but it's fun making him rage. Look, he even sings like a good little parrot! Maybe if I feed him some more crackers he'll do a little dance for me.

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