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/jp/, please remember to take it easy!
This thread is here for all of your easy needs.

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>> No.11613254
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I like oatmeal
sometimes i make warm oatmeal with milk, cinnamon, raisins and sugar and drop diced apples in the bowl

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Sleep it easy!

>> No.11613261

>>11613238
Why is Blue Reimu so much better than Red Reimu

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im going CRAZYY WWWW

HeLp ME RELax and TAke IT easY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I wish I had a blue Reimu that I could feed cake to.

>> No.11613273

My life is fucking shit..

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>>11613273
Tell us about it, Anon!

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Phew... today was rough... I need to take a breather...

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>>11613273
>>11613277
I-Is this this the blog thread?

>> No.11613291

>>11613284
as long as you chakeit eajyyy

>> No.11613288

>>11613284
Yes.

Did you move back in with your cousin yet?

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>>11613277
Today I met a really cute Finnish girl at work today. I hope I see her again. The way she spoke English was very cute.

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>>11613288
I'm not the guy who posts usually posts this image, sorry.

Today I just slept and played Animal Crossing. I've already logged 100 hours in just over a month. I just have to maintain my town for 11 more days for the golden watering can.

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i'm happy when i take it easy...

>> No.11613435

>>11613291

I went hiking up a mountain the other day. After 10 minutes I thought I was going to die. I couldn't take it easy at all! But I persevered and made it to the top. It wasn't worth it.

>> No.11613448

>>11613254
That sounds very yummy! Sometimes I walk to the store and buy some strawberries. Then I dice them up and add a little sugar.

>> No.11613467

How do you guys take it easy? I usually play some video games, right now I've been playing through New Vegas again.

>> No.11613469

People who take it easy should all just explode.

>> No.11613472

>>11613469
Why would you say such a thing? :(

>> No.11613476

>>11613472
People who are taking it too easy aren't even aware of the uneasiness they cause for those around them.

Kind of like actual yukkuri.

>> No.11613476,1 [INTERNAL] 

*Note: Taking it easy is codeword for NEETing it up

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>>11613291
>>11613383
>>11613476
if exploding baby yukkuris is uneasy, i don't wanna taketch it easssy!

>> No.11613553

I've been having a hard time taking it easy lately.

Does anyone have more Blue Reimu or Red Cirno?

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>> No.11613566

>>11613467
weed and music

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>>11613553
Yes!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxfh5jOHv8A

>> No.11613606

>>11613467
Alcohol and eve hisec

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>>11613467
I started playing New Vegas again recently and even got the expansion packs.

Started with Old World Blues
It's pretty shit

I stopped taking it easy after that

>> No.11613629

>>11613614
>Old World Blues
>Not te best DLC
You should be ashamed.

>> No.11613634

>>11613614
Me too! Do you play on PC, and use mods as well?
I'm trying to make my game look neat with ENB.

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>>11613588

>> No.11613719

>>11613614
Ah, yes.. I think Old World Blues is the worst when it comes to new stuff. Some of the later dialog, including a chat with your brain, gets interesting, and the world is varied and nice. Dead Money is my personal favorite.

>> No.11613747

>>11613629
The environment is just so... bland? Im not even sure how I feel
I just have no desire to finish it

However the other expansions look quite promising
I havent finished it yet but based on the setting I thought it was a dream sequence or something. Nope, its canon

Anyway enough about video games

Taking it easy to means a nice cold beer and browing some /jp/

>> No.11613748

I can't take it easy with my shitty pc, I can't even play Hearthstone let alone Fallout NV!

I tried out the first two but just couldn't get into it.

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I wish I could take it easy forever

>> No.11614184

Taking it easy is hard when I get Pudge pickers who insist on coming to my lane just to fuck up everything and feed

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>>11614184
MOBAs don't look like they're good for taking it easy, everyone always seems to get pissed at them.

>> No.11614196

>>11614190
I often have good games where I do really really well, and I feel really awesome afterwards! It's true that the bad games makes it hard to take it easy though.

>> No.11614203

>>11613298
100 hours is nothing...

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I am otaku keeper

Come to me when you're hungry and I'll feed you
Come to me when you're cold and I'll clothe you
Come to me when you're hurt and I'll hold you

>> No.11614216

How do I take it easy?

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>>11614216
You just take a deep breath and take it easy

>> No.11614250

>>11614216

Inject the heroin between your toes and then lay back and fade away

>> No.11614882

>>11613719
Dead Money was my personal least favorite. The ghosts are annoying, the bomb collar is annoying, none of the new weapons were very interesting, and the Sierra Madre is too foggy and depressing in a bad way. The last few minutes are the best part, and the thing with the heavy as heck gold bars struck me as surprisingly deep, almost poignant.. God and Dog were cool too.

>> No.11614931

I want to have a yukkuri when I feel alone and all cold in by bed at night.

>> No.11615009
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Do you hate yukkuri /jp/?

If so then why?

They just want to take it easy and be happy.

>> No.11615015

>>11615009
It's funny because that comic.

>> No.11615068

is there a place to share/discuss cute little girl pics you find on boorus?

>> No.11615072

>>11615068
on the booru itself or on /c/

unless you mean lolicon which is illegal and not cute

>> No.11615091

>>11615072
the boorus have really creepy gross comments and /c/ has low post quality and no discussion

>> No.11615114

>>11615009
Depends on the type. Nice ones can take it really easy while torture and killing is only for the shitheads.

>> No.11615121

>>11615091
You can share cute little girl pics on /jp/, but only ironically. Knowing how to do so is the first step on the path of the True Neet.

>> No.11615222

>>11614882
I understand why people don't like it, but all of their complaints always seem to be reasons why I did like it. I loved the speaker/collar system, and having to run through cloud at important parts. It all seemed like something you had to plan if you wanted to survive. I didn't like the holograms, they were annoying. I thought the companions were all interesting, and I loved the Sierra Madre, and its story.

>> No.11615403

>>11613606

>eve highsec

lowsex best sex. I'm in the middle of a massive war right now.

>> No.11615581

My mom made an apple pie and I just woke up from a 10 hour sleep session so I'm taking it pretty easy.

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>That feel when too autistic for normie society, but not autistic enough for /jp/

I can't take it easy like this

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I took it easy last night and played games with my cute /jp/sie friend. It was nice! We're both TruNEETs so we spend a lot of time together talking and stuff.

>> No.11615625

>>11615588
You have two choices. Either cure your autism and reintegrate with society, or become more autistic and fit in.
Make your choice wisely.

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what do you call smelly dirty neet girls who are obsessed with anime I forgot

>> No.11615647

>>11615588
are you a virgin?

>> No.11615653

I'd love to take it easy, but work and studies keep me busy all day :(

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>>11615647
Yes.

>> No.11615690

>>11615644
Fujoshi(t).

>> No.11615701

>>11613606
eve hisec is good to take it easy

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>>11615677
Then you're okay.

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I wish the French Revolution never happened.

Probably my family would still be rich and I could take it easy all day instead of having to work like a lowly paesant.

>> No.11615718

>>11615690
Is there a yuri version

>> No.11615730
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take it easy or else /jp/!

>> No.11615731

I don't have enough money to get to class for the rest of the week, I have coursework due in soon that I haven't started and the only food I have is this plate of plain rice.

How do I take it easy, /jp/?

>> No.11615746

>>11615731
drop out

>> No.11615750

>>11615731
drop out

>> No.11615753

>>11615731
Join the French Foreign Legion!

>> No.11615758

>>11615713
Learn forex.

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>>11615758

>> No.11615825

>>11615758
I've looked into it and it doesn't look as easy as people describe it. It looks like a full time job itself and I would have to invest money that I don't have into it.

>> No.11616141

>>11615825
> I would have to invest money that I don't have into it

this. people who keep bugging others in forex "short"-trading, either had rich parents, or spent many years saving up. that and most of them seem to be gambling addicts too. can't really trust their advice. take it easy. don't throw away money you don't have. obama had a regular job too before he went into politics too ya noes?

>> No.11616146

>>11616141
Obama throws away money that he doesn't have.

>> No.11616148

>>11615009
I hate Yukkuri because it is a stagnated art form.

Every artist draws the same shit over and over again. The same conventions and situations are recycled more than a bad joke. Yukkuri are incapable of speech or actions beyond that of what the original founding artists had set.

Yukkuri innovation is dead and the modern artists just parade the corpse around.

>> No.11617853

I gave myself a foot massage and now I'm eating some leftover spaghetti chili so I'm taking it pretty easy.

>> No.11619022

>>11616146
other money's money is different, anon.>>11616148
>I hate animu because it is a stagnated art form.

Every artist draws the same shit over and over again. The same conventions and situations are recycled more than a bad joke. animu charas are incapable of speech or actions beyond that of what the original 80s and 90s creators had set.

animu innovation is dead and the modern artists just parade the corpse around.

fixed for justice, autist-kun!

>> No.11619067

>>11615825
Sure sounds like it. You'll be competing against hardened bankers who have dedicated their whole lives to trading. You may as well be throwing your money away at a casino.

>> No.11619088

I miss taking it easy with a loli and hugging her and holding her hand and doing silly things with her and sharing laughs together.

>> No.11619110

>>11619022
>>11619022

Both of your statements are demonstrably untrue.
Please post hilarious, new, novel, fresh yukkuri pics and we will all believe you.

If not, kill yourself out of /jp/.

>> No.11619114

I have a cold, how can I take it easy like this?

>> No.11619121

I have not been taking it easy.
I got a job where I'm surrounded by normals all day, I leave when the sun just comes up and don't get home until dark. When I get home I'm so tired I fall asleep after a few hours and don't wake up until 2am. I've spoken maybe 10 sentences to my family in 2 weeks. It's incredibly depressing.

How much money do you need saved up to be able to make money on forex?

>> No.11619127

>>11619121
I go to college with normals and it's terrible. I can't imagine what its like to work with them.

>> No.11619138

>>11619121
Quit! And next time try to pick your job better. Your family will understand. Probably.

>> No.11619140

>>11619138
This is the easiest job I could possibly get. I don't have connections to do any better.

>Your family will understand
hahaha

>> No.11619186

>>11619127
Are you taking Japanese? I just learned my school does a Japanese series but the intro course is only offered in the fall and I would have to wait a year to take it.

>> No.11619230

I cannot take it easy like this. I got hired for a job, didn't start on the training right away, and now I feel rushed to complete it.

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Always do your best to take it easy, jaypee!

>> No.11619307
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i just decided that i'm not gonna take the exam i have in a few hours, i didnt studied as should and dont understand a shit
who needs to program in assembler this days anyways

>> No.11619314

>>11619307
Do you think you will succeed in life anyways anon?

>> No.11619349

>>11619314
yes, somehow i always managed to accomplish the things that i'm supposed to do, this is just a bump in the road
but lately im feeling less and less motivated about this

>> No.11619425

>>11619307

I couldn't bring myself to leave the house to go to a course interview recently due to anxiety. Fortunately my art has been improving to the point where people are quite happy to commission me.

>> No.11619434

>>11619425
Samples of your work?

>> No.11619532

I can't take it easy anymore. In the next 7 days I have to work six 12 hour shifts. I want to die.

>> No.11619542

>>11619287
I don't have any willingness

>> No.11619552

/jp/ is so slow today.. perhaps everybody is taking it too easy or not at all, as in the case of this guy >>11619532.

>> No.11619559

>>11619434

>>11618684
I post in the OC thread every now and then.

>> No.11619560

I haven't watched anime for about a week and I'm getting really depressed because I'm doing nothing.

I'm a neet and just don't know what to do. I never come here but these threads seem nice.

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I can't take it easy anymore. The financial situation is progressively getting worse in this house and I will have to get a job before too long. I just want to take it easy...

>> No.11619573

>>11619566
Nice filename dood

>> No.11619574

>>11619552
The year is about to end

>> No.11619608

>>11619559
I don't like it.

>> No.11619619 [DELETED] 

>>11619608
Don't mind him, everyone's a critic. At least you can do something, unlike me.

>> No.11619624

>>11619559
Don't mind >>11619608, everyone's a critic. At least you can do something, unlike me. Keep at it, Anon!

>> No.11619632

>>11619624
Don't suck HIS cock, dude. Suck MINE.

>> No.11619645

>>11619624

It's okay I understand that people aren't going to like the gay things I draw. In fact I understand that the large majority of people won't like it which is why I also draw other things like this one >>11615430

>> No.11619654

anyone else ever feel that sometimes you just take it TOO easy...

>> No.11619657

>>11619645
Is she supposed to look like a doll? Normally I wouldn't bother asking but Roll is a robot after all, so it kind of makes sense if that's what you were aiming for.

>> No.11619664

>>11619657
It wasn't intentional. I am still not a very good artist so I still come up short when making things.

>> No.11619781

>>11613254
I made cinnamon oatmeal this morning with brown sugar, strawberries, and milk!
It left a warm feeling in my tummy, thank you for reminding me of oatmeal, now I can take it easy!

>> No.11619913

>>11615644
/a/nons

>> No.11619940 [DELETED] 

Yeeees, good goyim. Stay home all day and don't reproduce.

>> No.11619954

>>11619940
Don't worry, /pol/, I donate my semen under the condition that it only goes to people of white and east asian descent. No need to cry over me not slaving away to support some worthless bitch and her brats.

>> No.11620024

I still can't believe that this board talked me into sucking cock.

>> No.11620069

>>11620024
I didn't suck a cock but I did make out with another man after I thought, ``WW/jp/D?''

It was really uncomfortable. I could feel his stubble pressing against my face, and he kept rubbing my buttocks and gasping suggestively. To be honest it was a pretty traumatic experience.

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>>11620024
>>11620069
What

>> No.11620587

>>11619110
Take it easy, artist-kun!

>> No.11620662

>>11619022
>animu charas are incapable of speech or actions beyond that of what the original 80s and 90s creators had set.
You could make the same statement about characters in anything. Or about human history. Only the technology that they use to do things changes.

>> No.11620982

>>11620662
Except this applies much more to yukkuri than anything else.

Seeing as how yukkuri takes the already limited characterization of touhou characters and limits them even further.

>> No.11620987

>>11613614
Wait till you play the borefest that is dead money.

>> No.11620990

>>11620987
Dead Money is fun

>> No.11621168

mimikaki is my take it yukkuri

>> No.11621170

My mommy is bringing me back some pho and I'm going to play eroge and watch tv all night so I'm taking it pretty easy.

>> No.11621172

>>11621170
I wish I could take it that easy.
I'm hungry, and I don't know what to eat! I also just got a SSD in the mail, but I'm not sure how I should install it. Though when I put it in my PC, I can take it easy faster!

>> No.11621175

>>11620024

You're not supposed to actually do that.

I like dwarf fortress while listening to ez music. It's like playing the sims but with more interesting stuff to do. This whole commission thing makes it hard to take it easy but I suppose it's better than going back to being a chef.

>> No.11621179

>>11621175
Dude, I used to be a chef too. I quit not too long ago because the unpredictable hours made it hard for me to take it easy.

>> No.11621195

Do you think it is possible to take it easy without being NEET?

>> No.11621199

>>11621195
I think there are certain workers who take it easy, like painters and writers.

However, I don't think it's possible to take it easy in any job where you have a boss.

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It is said that everyone has a book in them.

Why haven't you started writing yours, /jp/?

>> No.11621328

>>11621325
Can you post some?

>> No.11621325

>>11621323
I only write loli stories for /jp/.

>> No.11621331 [DELETED] 

>>11621325
Are you a girl?

>> No.11621337

What happened to the Simyukkuri dude? There hasn't been an update in ages. I can't take it easy like this!

>> No.11621352

>>11621325
I'd love to hear one! Please post your least lewd one.

>> No.11621355

H-h-happiness!

>> No.11621634

>>11613238
Imagine her trying to eat that cake...
She'd probably get one tiny bite and icing all over her face, then it would tip over.

>> No.11621838

I like when a loli beats me up. Her soft hits are always playful and don't hurt. Even if she bites you, it feels good. The sensation is hard to describe.

One way you know a loli really loves you is if she beats you up.

>> No.11621880

>>11621838

What? I don't ever leave my room so I don't know what that's like at all.

>> No.11622064

>>11621880
It's amazing, much better than just hugging her or something. To have her constantly 'attack' your body, to try to hurt you, to playfully pinch your nipples and squeeze your butt, to "kick" you, to push you down and give you a tickle assault, it all feels very good. It feels for some reason very natural, as if that's how things are meant to be.

In all actuality, I think the natural state of a loli is to be playful. It's comforting.

>> No.11622199

>>11622064
How do I get in a fight with a loli?

>> No.11622205 [DELETED] 

more like the shitposting thread

>> No.11622369

>>11621323
My book is a video game. I have to work too much to actually learn how to make it though.

>> No.11623398

>>11622199
I don't know, I guess she needs to be comfortable around you. Sooner or later she'll try something. Just reciprocate her attack and taunt her a bit.

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Tonight there's a local festival of sorts. I thought about going. Maybe I would just wander around and bump into an old classmate or something. "Hi, I haven't seen you in years! How have you been?", "Oh you know, same as usual, how about you?", "I've been great! Let's be friends!"

Why is life so shitty, /jp/? I can't take it easy like this.

>> No.11623736 [DELETED] 

test

>> No.11623744

>>11623736
Kill yourself, moot.

>> No.11624180

Frozen dinners are worth it because they're easy

>> No.11624184

>>11623730
just go, have fun

if you bump into someone just look at them wierd and leave

>> No.11624369

>>11623730
i can't tell if you want to see old classmates or not. To me, life is shitty because it must be shitty in order to exist. Every happy moment is balanced by a sad one somewhere else. Every solution to a problem creates additional problems. Life and death flow into each other endlessly, simultaneously sustaining and destroying each other. The shittiness of life is part of the reason it's so fuckin good.

>> No.11624375

>>11624369
Woah that's deep.

>> No.11624384

I want to take it easy /jp/. I really do. I just had a panic attack yesterday and it's really affecting me. I can't do anything without having intrusive thoughts.

>> No.11624394

>>11624384
Have you looked into drugs? I don't mean the usual xtc pcp stuff, but prescribed ones.

>> No.11624412

>>11624394
I haven't. This isn't the first panic attack and I've dealt with the other two well enough on my own but this came at the wrong time. I might look into it.

>> No.11624448

that cake looks tasty & good!

>> No.11624453

>>11624394
whats so bad about PCP? everyone on jp does cough syrup and its the same thing. I've tried both.

>> No.11624477
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A few days ago I realized that this is is probably the last chance to do something with my life.
Now I'm trying to figure out if I actually want anything.

I think I don't.

>> No.11624501

>>11624477
Good. Desire leads to suffering.

>> No.11624505

>>11614204

Do you have a flock of otaku? Do you ever do fun things like throw treats into their cage and watch them fight over them?

>> No.11624538

>>11624412
Get some xanax, or just any benzo really. Xanax is how I take it easy.

>> No.11624538,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613476,1
Operation was a huge success!

>> No.11624558

>>11624477
Do you want a hug?

>> No.11624563
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11624563

Since you've started taking it easy, have you noticed that other people seem to like you more? Before I started attending University, I used to care too much about what others thought about me and would be constantly anxious about what I was doing and whether I should be doing other things like having a girlfriend, and having friends etc.

Now that I'm here and studying something I'm interested in, I've learnt to take it easy. I just go to lectures, study and play video games. All other people in my dorm are normalfags who go out drinking and bitch about each other. I'm polite to everyone, just be myself and stick to myself mostly. As a result they seem to like me and even invited me out clubbing with them today and said they'd love it if I went out. I politely declined of course and just ended up drinking and watching the first season of Bubblegum Crisis but it makes me happy to finally be liked by others.

>> No.11624606

>>11624563
that's called confidence.

>> No.11624606,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613476,1
>>11624538,1
I've been telling you this for months, you fucking retards. Jesus christ. God you guys are so goddamn stupid.

>> No.11624725 [DELETED] 
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I've been looking for ways to take it easy. I'm tired of watching TV and shitposting by myself all day.

Does /jp/ play any non-terrible games together?

I heard EvE is a decent game for autists to take it easy. I've been meaning to play it for years now but never bothered.

>> No.11624725,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624725
Why did he even delete this? Was he mad at me for trying to play games with /jp/?

Why is the thread even up if posts like this aren't allowed?

>> No.11624725,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624725,1
he heard the word "shitposting" and suffered an acute autism attack

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11624883

I've been looking for ways to take it easy. I'm tired of watching TV and shitposting by myself all day.

Does /jp/ play any non-terrible games together?

I heard EvE is a decent game for autists to take it easy. I've been meaning to play it for years now but never bothered.

>> No.11624725,3 [INTERNAL] 

I was even banned for it.

>You have been banned from /jp/ for posting >>11624725, a violation of Global Rule 6:

>The quality of posts is extremely important to the community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>Your ban was filed on November 15th, 2013 and expires on November 16th, 2013 at 00:00 ET, which is one hour and 2 minutes from now.

What the fuck? The ban reaosn is complete bullshit. Is this why you guys all post here now?

>> No.11624885

>>11624606
Confidence is creepy. A friend (my only friend) recently told me I'm creepy. I stare at people too much, or not enough, or something.

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11624891

I've been looking for ways to take it easy. I'm tired of watching TV and shiteposting by myself all day.

Does /jp/ play any non-terrible games together?

I heard EvE is a decent game for autists to take it easy. I've been meaning to play it for years now but never bothered.

>> No.11624895

>>11624885
"Creepy" is just a girl's way of saying ugly.

>> No.11624895,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624883
Instantly banned for spamming. The post didn't even refresh on /jp/. Looks like a butthurt mod is on.

>> No.11624898

>>11624891
Watch the television series ``Cosmos: A Personal Voyage''.

>> No.11624898,1 [INTERNAL] 

how is this board relevant?

>> No.11624898,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624895,1
lel, get rekt nerd

>> No.11624902

>>11624895
Yeah I'm pretty ugly. I bet the exact same things would be "charming" if I was 7/10 or above.

>> No.11624902,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624895,1
moot is active right now and /jp/ is his favorite board. Put two and two together.

>> No.11624902,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624898,1
It's not, which is why I'm spamming >>11624725,1's post until the mod who's babysitting this thread kills himself.

It's a thankless job, but somebody has to do it. Might as well be The Buttranger.

>> No.11624902,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624891
>>11624883
>>11624725

You're being deleted/banned because you're the only person ITT using this thread to find friends and get a group together. Nobody else is doing that.

Fuck off to /soc/.

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I've been looking for ways to take it easy. I'm tired of watching TV and shittyposting by myself all day.

Does /jp/ play any non-terrible games together?

I heard EvE is a decent game for autists to take it easy. I've been meaning to play it for years now but never bothered.

>> No.11624909,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624898,1
The baby sitter said so

>> No.11624909,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624902,3
Are you the mod who banned him?

Good job awakening a beast in his stead.

[i]*whips out name*

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11624917

I've been looking for ways to take it easy. I'm tired of watching TV and shiteyposting by myself all day.

Does /jp/ play any non-terrible games together?

I heard EvE is a decent game for autists to take it easy. I've been meaning to play it for years now but never bothered.

>> No.11624917,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624902,3
Janny pls. Fuck off back to your pisshole blogfest

>> No.11624917,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624895
Are you a girl?

>> No.11624932
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11624932

I am tired and want to go to bed so bad
but!

That means:
I have to brush my teeth
I have to stop browsing /jp/

I don't want to skip brushing my teeth because dental hygiene is important, and I don't want to stop browsing /jp/ ever!

>> No.11624932,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624902,3
>Nobody else is doing that.

Indeed. They're just blogging about their shitty, pathetic lives. Like you, you fucking retarded mod.

>> No.11624932,2 [INTERNAL] 

Well, I'm tired of this. Somebody else spam his deleted post for me.

>> No.11624936

>>11613551
I want to take it easy with exploding babies, but all the offspring dies, and I get uneasy. How do I keep those baby projectiles alive?

>> No.11624936,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624725,2
i don't see how you're not listening to me it's so easy

i'm like a fucking model poster i never shitpost but then this one time i mentioned that i was the king of shitposting and shitposted literally all the time (also i fucked like, nine 10/10 girls yesterday, i have an expensive car and make six figures)

i was instantly banned even though my post was on-topic and relevant to the discussion

>> No.11624936,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11624932,2
NYPA

>> No.11625012

Today in one of my classes a cute girl put her hand on my back for a few seconds and said "you're one of a kind, anon." It wasn't in a condescending way, or a flirty way, just a friendly way. It felt nice, and her hand was warm, and her words were warmer.

I don't feel sad even though it's over now. She is a normie, and I wouldn't want to get involved with her even though she's a cutie. And as such, I don't have any regrets. It was a nice little piece of human contact and it made me feel good, and it is over, and I am fine with that. I am taking it easy and I feel very good.

>> No.11625015

Apparently, I make a good trap.

>> No.11625024

>>11625015
Prove it fag-boy.

>> No.11625023

>>11625015

I have been told that as well. I have a "cute nose" and a baby face. If I shaved then surely I would be a little girl.

But enough about me, sorry. How did you find out this information?

>> No.11625027

Any cute girls here? 50% of the world is girl after all

>> No.11625046

>>11625027
none? really?

>> No.11625048

>>11625046
There are a few girls on /jp/ actually, but they won't mention their gender often.

>> No.11625055

>>11625048

I don't believe there are more than like 5 girls in total on /jp/. And they are all unhygenic and dirty and smelly and likely fat or horrifically underweight just like us anyway. If you want to meet a cute girl who likes japanese culture your best bet is probably on /a/.

>> No.11625058

>>11625055
There aren't any cute girls on /a/. Your best bet is actually on reddit or to go to a con, although they'll probably be retarded.

>> No.11625061

>>11625058
I think a girl from /a/ might be too hyperactive for me.

Maybe I can start with a dirty smelly fat or horrifically underweight /jp/sie and work my way up to a cutie later.

>> No.11625062

>>11625058

Oh, if your only criterion is "cute" then sure. But I are be assuming that we all have some standards here.

>> No.11625063

>>11625062

>I are be

Oh, oh my, wow. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I'm very sleepy. I sounded like one of our African friends there. It was just a typo, I promise I'm actually white.

>> No.11625064

>>11625062
Standards are dumb, just choose to like everything.

>> No.11625065

>>11625055

I heard a girl on a sent an anon her used pantsu for secret santa ww

>> No.11625068

>>11625061
Don't lie to yourself, you'll get a fat smelly /jp/sie girl and you'll end up marrying her

>> No.11625070

>>11625068
I'd love to marry a /jp/sie girl, regardless of how she looked.

>> No.11625073

>>11625064

Anon, I wish I could.

>>11625065

wじゃない

3D is scary.

>> No.11625076

>>11625068
woah dude.. marriage is something I don't want. the word scares me and makes me think of normie stuff like jobs and children.

>> No.11625077

>>11625076
Don't you want your own little loli that believes what you've taught her to and does what you say while trusting you completely?

>> No.11625081

>>11625076
>>11625077

I want a son or daughter but not a woman. Is this possible (without moving to eastern europe)?

>> No.11625082

>>11625081
I can be your son or daughter or both.

>> No.11625089

>>11625077
no, not really. that sounds illegal. right now I just want a cute girl who is of age.

>> No.11625093

>>11625082

I appreciate the offer, I really do. But I think you are a little old for that. I want a baby and/or toddler so I can mentor them into becoming a good person and teach them how to live properly. You already know how to live properly, so I would be happy to be your friend but not your father.

>> No.11625098

>>11625089
You are a lewd anon, what he meant doesn't involve anything illegal a loli, I think he meant that you must pass down your genetic code through reproduction.

>> No.11625099

>>11625098
oh, that sort of thing. yes, it is quite pedophilic of me to misinterpret that. I don't want that because parental responsibility is scary.

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>>11625023
I completely crossdressed for Halloween, including mascara and a bow with (really short) twintails. I actually got a lot of compliments from girls ("You're so cute!") and a lot of people actually mistook me for a girl.
I never did go out for candy though. ;_;

>> No.11625163 [DELETED] 

>>11625155

Neato. I could have pulled that off when i was younger but now I'm overweight. I suppose I could pretend to be a tumblr user but I don't think anyone would enjoy that.

>> No.11625169 [DELETED] 

>>11625155
Would you mind dressing and acting as a girl permanently while a fatNEET fucks you?

>> No.11625171 [DELETED] 

>>11625155
Why are you so dark? Stop ruining my fantasies

>> No.11625172

>>11621323
too busy learning how to draw to learn how to write.

>> No.11625215

>>11625073

They really are. I know one who keeps sending e naked pictures of herself. Their personalities are crazy!

>> No.11625237

I had training today, for a job my parents wanted me to get. I had done all the studying, but learned nothing in the process. When it came time to actually practice, I froze up. I started panicking, shaking and sweating. My mouth also went dry. I left immediately, only 40 minutes into the four hours training session. I don't think I'll be continuining the training, or keeping the job.

If I never actually worked, but completed some training, can I still say that I've been NEET for eight years?

>> No.11625238

>>11625237
Why, do you think it's a badge of honor?

>> No.11625242

>>11625215

Can I have her phone number pls? That way I can block it and she won't be able to scare me.

>> No.11625263

>>11625237
>can I still say that I've been NEET for eight years?
Why would you want to? To gain /jp/'s respect as lord of the NEETs?

>> No.11625272

>>11625263

once you achieve 10 years of being a NEET you turn into a loli!

>> No.11625274

>>11625272
No way dude!

>> No.11625278

>>11624538
Thanks. I'll look into it.

>> No.11625530

>>11625238
>>11625263
Yes.

>> No.11626120

>>11625272
Only 10 more years to go!

>> No.11626121

I want to see the Doctor Who film but all my local cinemas are almost fully booked. There are occasional seats here and there, but they're between groups of other people.

Does anyone have that solo cinema guide that /tv/ made?

I won't even like the film. I just want to go.

>> No.11626410

I like smoking marijuana by myself. I hate "stoner" kiddies but a few puffs from time to time really are relaxing.

>> No.11627124

>>11626121
>solo cinema guide

Why would you need a guide to go to the movies?

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>mom doesnt let me take it easy asking me to get a job
>takes away my laptop and internet
>get really angry and play dead on the floor of my room for two days and go on hunger strike
>she starts crying, finally gives me my computer back
>take a shower and when i get out there is a freshly cooked meal on the desk in my room

now i'll take it turbo easy, my NEET spirit cannot be broken

>> No.11627134

>>11627128
Wow, are you kidding me, and where was your father?

>> No.11627132

What music do you listen to when you're taking it easy?

>> No.11627137

I have a job now /jp/, will i still be able to take it easy? pls respond

>> No.11627144

>>11627137
Yes, 1 - 2 days a week.

>> No.11627146
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How do I type Medusa Gorgon in katakana? I want to find images of my waifu im pixiv

>> No.11627153

>>11627134
I dont have a dad.

>> No.11627159 [DELETED] 

>>11627153
WOW :::::::DDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.11627167

>>11627153
Everyone and their mother has a dad son, get real.

>> No.11627163

>>11627153
You're lucky. Having two parents and younger siblings makes it harder to take it easy.

>> No.11627169

>>11627163
Unless the siblings are cute and friendly lolis, that would be amazing.

>> No.11627179

>>11627169
Lolis in the family are incredible. You don't really need to spend any time building any sort of relationship with them to get them to hug you and do silly things with you. At least that's how things are in my family. I'm treated like a little girl (with a penis) by the little girls in the family. Lots of hugging, cuddling, funny play times, dress up, ect.

>> No.11627211

>>11625027
HelenXonpool doesn't post anymore.

>> No.11628869

>>11627128
You don't possess NEET dignity nor NEET pride. A fauxNEET like yourself can't take it easy at all. Drop dead easy.

>> No.11629045
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What should I get from the supermarket!

>> No.11629051
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>>11629045
chips with cheese! soup! cookies!

>> No.11629052

>>11628869
I do what I must to preserve my NEET lifestyle. If I have to crush my mother's heart to do it it cant be helped.

>> No.11629056

>>11629052
You are the pragmatic NEET

>> No.11629070

>>11629045
Instant Ramen!
Fresh Eggs and Milk!
Bread!
Shredded Cheese!
Arugula! (I particularly like arugula because it has a long shelf life and is very nutritious. Not so bad raw or as a salad. Good for NEETs)
And maybe a tasty treat.

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>>11629070
Also frozen vegetables, those stay forever and help make sure you keep healthy.
Frozen bagels are also good for eating whenever. Buy like half a dozen fresh(preferably from a local bagel shop), slice them up, put them in a freezer bag, and put in the freezer.
Whenever you want one, take a bagel out, microwave it for 30 seconds (15-20 if it's just half) and them stick it in the toaster.
Put whatever you want on it! I like cream cheese and fresh tomatoes on mine, smoked salmon is very tasty too. I always thought smoked salmon had a lewd taste though...

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>>11629045
Get some rice and chicken breast! Also grab some carrots, green onion, and garlic so you can make some tasty fried rice.
Don't forget the vegetable oil!

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>>11627128

What a fucking nightmare you live in. Helping others take it easy is the highest easiness. If you were truly yukkuri you'd know that. Disgraceful, even for a NEET.

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11629363

>>11629051
>>11629070
>>11629082
>>11629268
I didn't have a lot of money. I bought a coffee drink (because it was immediately appealing and I'm a slave to my id) and a bottle of Diet Coke.

I will never be a healthyNEET.

>> No.11629418 [DELETED] 

>>11627128

Yep.

>mum is single mother bitter cunt
>never lets me take it easy
>tries to force me to get a job

>leave to go to my dads,
>realize why she left him
>violent abusive drunk who forced me to get a job
>forced me to stop learning Japanese because "its useless"
>now work on in a warehouse for minimum wage with no prospect for advancement
>not enough money to move out, mum won't me go home

Life is suffering.

>> No.11629430

>>11625272
no, you fool! the objective is to become a warrior monk detached from mundane suffering!!! zen, bitches!

>> No.11629431

"take it easy" is one of my favorite 4chan maymes

>> No.11629438

>>11629430
that doesnt take 10 years

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>tfw I made the first thread to shitpost about yukkari
>tfw two threads at 200+ posts

>> No.11629517
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11629517

I'm enlisting, I can't take it easy anymore! (´・ω・`)

>> No.11629518

>>11629517
Get ready for your hazing, nerd >:)

>> No.11629524

How can I take it easy /jp/? I feel so stressed out.

>> No.11629525

What cartoonime should I watch tonight? Preferably a film so I don't have to watch too much or add it to my list of things I've gotten halfway through.

Maybe something like Studio Ghibli, I don't know.

>> No.11629534
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>>11629524
Don't overthink it, just do!

>> No.11629537

>>11629517
Well done Goy, a future full of heroism and dying for Israel awaits you.
In your last moments will you remember your mom or the Touhous?

>> No.11629547

>>11629525
So Garden of Words?

>> No.11629558

where can i get a yukkuri plush?

>> No.11629567
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>>11629525
Batman: Under the Red Hood. Better than all those live action Batman films.

>> No.11629654
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>>11629534
I'll try!

>> No.11629693

weed, benzodiazepines, little girl cartoons, little girl music

I try, but it's getting hard having to work lately.

>> No.11629696

so is this the new yukkuri thread or not

man i'm so confused

>> No.11629750 [DELETED] 

- ugly
- girls in public always look and laugh and bully
- start lifting
- ripped as f***
- girls now look lustfully and try to get sex consent

I want it the old way again

>> No.11629781

My autism money doesn't arrive until Wednesday and I have no money until then. I'm thinking about sleeping 2-3 days but I don't know if I can do that.

>> No.11630364

>>11629696
Yes! If posting yukkuris make you feel easy then please do so!
Please be mindful of other peoples feelings though!

>> No.11630381

>>11613238
tip - i stopped drinking coffee and now thinking hurts less

>> No.11630398

>>11629750
You really might as well just greentext if you want to do it that badly.

But I went through a similar thing years ago when I tried lifting weights. I bought into all the stupid meathead propaganda saying it will make me feel better. In reality the extra attention from females was havoc on my anxiety and I ended up starving myself back to where I was.

>> No.11631527

Got my hands on some phenibut and now I'm taking it easy.

>> No.11631531

>>11629781
Look around for change. You can probably find enough to buy some oatmeal and make porridge from it.

2/5 oats to 3/5 water in a ceramic bowl. Microwave for 3 minutes, stir. Microwave for 2 minutes, stir and eat.

>> No.11631533

I'm not banned anymore so I'm taking it pretty easy.

>> No.11631557

I'm sick with food poisoning, so am taking it easy.

>> No.11631561
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11631561

I'm going back to school for the first time in three years in January and have been trying to get a job for quality of life purposes.

I've never felt more normal and oppressed in my life, how am I supposed to take it easy under these conditions!

Hold me /jp/

>> No.11631563

I just can't take it easy! I'm an extremely anxious and paranoid person. I wish I could somehow take it easy.

>> No.11631567

>>11631561
Working or going to school is depressing because you're living the normalfag life but aren't getting any of the perks.

>> No.11631570

No taking it easy for me, I went back to school and it is more work than I imagined. I hate everything about it and I wish I never had to leave my room and no one would notice me...

>> No.11631572

>>11631557
>easy
That is the exact opposite of easy.
At least for me, theres nothing easy about having to decide which end of you goes in the toilet and the other into the bathtub on a 3 second timer when all you can think is "I WANT EVERYTHING INSIDE OF ME OUTSIDE.

>> No.11631578

>>11631567
Yeah, I understand that now that I have responsibilities beyond reading touhou doujinshi and eroge. People try to be friendly to me now, or hostile, I can't tell the difference.

>> No.11631580

>>11631563
try asking the doctor for easy pills he'll be happy to give them to you!

>> No.11631600

>>11631580

Not who you are replying to but tried easy pills and they made me feel emotionless, I stopped taking them because I would rather feel anxiety or be sad now and then than be incapable of outward happiness towards anything.

>> No.11631605

If I get adderall will it make me learn japanese
I'm pushing for it and have 2 appointments scheduled

>> No.11631615
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11631615

I want to take it easy but my government is forcing me to work, can the homeless take it easy?? I don't think I can take it easy without internet...

>> No.11631616

>>11631605

If you want something to make you study hard then yes. You just have to make sure to take it and actually start studying. Don't fucking look at anything lewd or start playing with your dick cause you will end up jacking off for three hours.

>> No.11631656

>>11631616

Are you able to get adderall over the counter? Sometimes I want to concentrate but have difficulty doing it.

>> No.11631659

>>11631572
Well, I've kinda been sleeping all day because of it, or just laying down trying to keep my guts in, so that's kinda like taking it easy...

>> No.11631842

I had to get a job but it's only 20 hours a week and I don't do much.

Now I can take it really easy in my free time.

>> No.11633660

>>11631842
I need to get a job too. what do you do?

>> No.11633678

>>11633660
i fellate elephants at a oo. it's more fufilling than being a student councillor

>> No.11633694

i feel bad

>> No.11633696

>>11631580
>>11631600
Which mental disorder should I claim to have to get pills that make me feel nice? Clinical depression, manic depression, an anxiety disorder, something else, or just be sincere? I don't want pills that make me emotionless.

>> No.11633978

I have a presentation to give today, but I'm very nervous!
I can't take it easy like this, /jp/.

>> No.11633980
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11633980

I took it easy and now I can't orientate in 3D world anymore. Help me /jp/.

>> No.11633981

>>11633696
You'll need to go for chronic pain. Fake pain, and large amounts of it.

>> No.11633986
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>>11631615
That's terrible anon!

>> No.11633991

>>11633980
It's ok. You're too good for the normie world.

It's not easy being superior.

>> No.11634005

>>11633978
Just remember you're better than all the people you are presenting too. If you've done your presentation right you don't even need confidence. It's not easy being an ubermensch but I believe in you!

>> No.11634007

I want to take it easy but I've only been lurking /jp/ for about a month and I feel very intimidated.

>> No.11634017

Why were NEET threads banned if take it easy threads are still allowed?

>> No.11634020

>>11634017
Janny takes it easy in these threads.

>> No.11634100
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11634100

that feel when a cum tissue doesn't land in the trash and I don't care enough to pick it up so it soaks into the carpet again

>> No.11634142

>>11620982
It's supposed to be cute you stupid fuck

>> No.11634185

>>11634142
And you were supposed to be human when you came out of your mom's vagina

>> No.11634554

Chapter 873 - My Very Own Misaki

In going on what is dubbed as "existential wandering" by another Yotsubite, and not finding what I'm looking for, I grow increasingly weary and lose hope in all things. If I cannot step outside of my room without feeling death's embrace. If I cannot mutter a word to another human being without being reminded of my worthlessness. There is no Salvation.

I don't know how long it has been since I noticed her. She does the vacuuming in this complex. I can only peek through the hole in the door, and I always do, when I hear the sound again. I was not acknowledged by her, as I only have an honorary existence.

Today I spent some time in the real world. I will not tell you why because it is not important and I did not want to be there at all. The thing is, as I stepped out of the elevator on the way back, there she was. A narrow hallway, and I was tailing her. She stood between me and the door. I decided to pace quickly and pretend to have no interest, but her gadgetry was in the way. She apologized for being in the way and it sounded really nice. I wanted to say something or do something but before I knew it I was inside posting on /jp/ again.

No change, even though fate is standing right outside of my door. I can't take it easy like this.

>> No.11634606

I can buy nice things if I take it easy, I'll works for a few months starting in December

>> No.11634614

>>11634100
I don't even use cum tissues. I just cum on my crotch/belly, drag it all into my underwear and then keep wearing it.

It smells really nasty after a couple of days.

>> No.11634788

I'm actively working to change the take it easy meme into work hard and don't slack off
With that being said

Work hard and don't slack off!

>> No.11634808

I wish I could take it easy, I'm stuck making web pages at my job. I miss being a NEET.

>> No.11634829

>>11634826
No money. Weak computer.

>> No.11634826
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11634826

Why don't you lazy NEETs invest in Litecoin and other crypto-currencies?

>> No.11634828

>>11625055
Your head is full of cliched images anon-kun!

>> No.11634841

>>11634826
>Oh suuck on my diick, you suck my diick, suck on iiit
>...yay!
That's nice, dear.

>> No.11634842
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11634842

>>11634829
It's a good way of making money with no effort. Those currencies look to be the future standard that replaces paper money.

Besides, it's not like you have anything better to do at the moment, and it sure beats working some shitty minimum wage job.

>> No.11634846

>>11634842
I cannot do anything if I have no money to invest or a good computer to mine with. Otherwise I'd have been doing this back in 2011.

>> No.11634848

>>11634846
Maybe you can do oddjobs for people you know or family members? It doesn't have to be forever, just enough to set up a good mining rig, and such.

>> No.11634852

>>11634848
I'm in too much despair to do anything. No can do. I'll just die quietly soon as I planned.

>> No.11634859

>>11634842
Thing is you can't pay your taxes anywhere with those, so they aren't really currencies as such. Cryptographic signatures and hashes aren't exactly news, either, you just never heard about them before some guy made them "a thing."

>> No.11634861

>>11634859
>can't pay your taxes
Yes you can. Not directly, but you know.

>> No.11634864

>>11634842
What's the purpose of adding an ugly hat?

>> No.11634872
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11634872

My mum just told me off for feeding curry to the dogs.

Does anyone else still get really upset when their parents scold them?

>> No.11634874

The discussion about drugs has inspired me to enhance my easiness by getting happy pills!

>> No.11634881

>>11634872
spaghetti salesman

>> No.11634883

>>11634872
Kind off.I just avoid them at all costs.

>> No.11634886

>>11634872
I wish I was a little kid again, so I could be cute when scolded by my parents.

>> No.11634888

>>11634886
You were never cute. Always worthless garbage.

>> No.11634891

>>11634888
Why are you so mean to me?

>> No.11634894

>>11634891
I don't know, I'm just really sad. That's what I do when I'm sad.

>> No.11634896

woohoo, the [replies] counter thing just went into italics.

Ahem, I'll be right back

>> No.11634898

>>11634894
Y-You can bully me if it helps anon.

>> No.11634901

>>11634898
Ahhh..........

>> No.11634904

>>11634861
The same could be said of fish.

>> No.11634907

>>11634894
I'm sad too, anon. I listen to music and sleep when I'm sad.

>> No.11634922
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11634922

>>11634872
My mom usually gets really mad at me once or twice a month about not having a steady job. She usually cries and starts talking about how much she loves me and wants me to be happy, and sometimes I cry a bit too, which is nice.

Parents are great, but they really don't know how to take it easy. I don't ever want to be a parent.

>> No.11634926

>>11634907
Please respond to me.

>> No.11634934

>>11634926
Response.
I love and wish you the best.
I really do wish we could cuddle and listen to music together. Drift away to another world.

>> No.11634938

I want to be everything and nothing. Please come save me. I can't take it anymore

>> No.11634940

>>11634934
That does sound really nice. I'm going to put a song onto my DS and then I'm going to head to bed. Goodnight.

>> No.11634941

>>11634940
Goodnight...

>> No.11634947

>>11634941
I love you.

>> No.11634948

>>11634947
I love you too and I wish you were here with me.

>> No.11634953

>>11634948
Thank you. I'm leaving now, perhaps we might speak again. Goodbye.

>> No.11635185

So how do you take it easy /jp/?

>> No.11635199

I am so glad /jp/ is able to take it easy, if only more people could be easy as well...
I think I'm going to go and buy a burrito /jp/, because they are tasty. Did you have a good day?

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>>11634922
Sometimes I try to talk to my mom, but we get in fights sometimes!
For example, I really want to clean out the basement because that's where I spend most of my time on /jp/, but she always get's really upset when I try to move things and sometimes cries. She keeps saying she'll do it herself, but I just want to help!

>> No.11635206
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>>11635185
Sometimes I go for a walk and I buy my favorite snack from the store. Then I go home and pet my dog, and post on /jp/!

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>> No.11635263

>>11635206
Going outside sounds like a pain. I tend to wear my hood up to cover my ugly face whenever I leave my house.

>> No.11635594

>>11634872
My parents don't pay any attention to me anymore. Sometimes I wish they would scold me, just so it seems like they knew I existed.

>> No.11635607

>>11635199
Burritos are good. I do not have money to purchase things anymore though.

>> No.11636896

ゆっくりしなさい!

>> No.11637198
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11637198

When I post in dying threads, I feel safe.

>> No.11637211

>>11635607
I think I will buy one tomorrow, some friends invited me to dinner, but I did not enjoy going that much.
I think I will buy one tomorrow and eat by myself, so I can truly be easy!

>>11635263
It is okay if you are ugly, a lot of people are! Do not be ashamed, a lot of people probably think I am ugly as well.

>> No.11637251

I wonder if this thread will be reborn again when it dies. I want to stay in here forever.

>> No.11638848

>>11637251
Don't worry, it will be back soon!

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>>11613566
i'm in highschool too!
blaze it, dude (:

>> No.11641373

>>11637198
When I post in dying threads, I still sage.

>> No.11641442

Tomorrow is Friday, now I can take it easy with alcohol with less judgement than usual!

>> No.11641442,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11627211
helen...

>> No.11641442,2 [INTERNAL] 

where are you rita...............

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