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11553385 No.11553385[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Have any /jp/sies ever been to a maid cafe??

>> No.11553391

we are not a faggot like you op

>> No.11553396

Public places are for normies.

>> No.11553420

I went to one in Japan.
All the girls looked depressed and the German guy I went with kept complaining that the skirts were too long.

>> No.11553421

>>11553420
I can imagine.

>> No.11553422

>>11553420
Maybe the girls were depressed because their skirts were too long.

>> No.11553423

I don't have to go to one, I am one.

>> No.11553426

>>11553423

You are a maid cafe?

How's it like?

>> No.11553434

>>11553426
He let customers come inside him.

>> No.11553438

Ｍａｉｄ　ｃａｆｅｓ　ａｒｅ　ｐａｓｓｅ．　
Ｔｈｅ　ｔｓｕｎｄｅｒｅ　ｃａｆｅ　Ｉ　ｗｅｎｔ　ｔｏ　ｗａｓ　ｂｅｔｔｅｒ．
Ｂｕｔ　ａｔ　ａ　ｍａｉｄ　ｃａｆｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｃａｎ　ｐａｙ　ｅｘｔｒａ　ａｎｄ　ｐｌａｙ　ｂｏａｒｄｇａｍｅｓ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｇｉｒｌｓ，　ａｎｄ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｏｒｄｅｒ　ｏｍｕｒａｉｓｕ，　ｔｈｅｙ　ａｒｅ　ｔｒａｉｎｅｄ　ｔｏ　ｄｒａｗ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ　ｃｈａｒａｃｔｅｒ　ｉｎ　ｋｅｔｃｈｕｐ　ｏｎ　ｉｔ．
Ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｔｒｙ　ａｎｄ　ｐｈｏｔｏｇｒａｐｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｇｉｒｌｓ，　ｔｈｏｕｇｈ．

Ｉ　ｏｎｃｅ　ｓａｗ　ａ　ｐｌａｃｅ　ｏｆｆｅｒｉｎｇ　ｍａｉｄ－ｍａｋｕｒａ，　ｗｈｅｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｌａｙ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｈｅａｄ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅｉｒ　ｌａｐ　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｅｙ’ｄ　ｃｌｅａｎ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｅａｒｓ，　ｂｕｔ　Ｉ　ｄｉｄｎ’ｔ　ｈａｖｅ　ｔｉｍｅ　ｔｏ　ｖｉｓｉｔ　ｉｔ．

>> No.11553444

>>11553420

Did you ask them wich 2hu they wud fug??

>> No.11553538

I went the the @home cafe chain in the OP picture (in particular the Donki-ten) with a couple of Japanese guys. I took a picture with the cute waitress which was nice.

I don't really like the idea of paying to be females (kind of feels like putting them on a pedestal when I figure my worth as a caucasian male here is relatively higher), so I haven't been since, but admittedly I'd like to try going by myself if I can choose a cute waitress.

>> No.11553541

>>11553538
went to the*

>> No.11553547

>>11553444
no i showed them a video of me pounding your mom

>> No.11553550

>>11553438
Full-width Alphanumeric aside, what is a tsundere cafe?

There's a couple where I am, but I haven't gone yet. I probably will eventually, when I feel like putting on real clothes.

>> No.11553860

>>11553550
It's like any other maid cafe except the maids act tsundere. So basically when they bring you your food they say something like "I-It's not like I got this for you or anything."

>> No.11553866

>>11553860
Do they have twin-tails?

>> No.11553883

>>11553866
Sometimes.

>> No.11553902

>>11553883
Cool.

I fucking love seeing girls in maid costumes with twin-tails.

>> No.11553904

Someone post the black maid cafe pic so I can masturbate.

>> No.11553998

>>11553550
you pretend to leave after they treat you like crap and they beg you to stay

>> No.11553999

>>11553998
Is this for real?

>> No.11554013

>>11553550
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwsmtBGBjV4

>> No.11554016

I don't understand the allure of them

>> No.11554020

>>11554016
It's all about sex, baby.

>> No.11554027

>>11554020
I wish to have sex someday...

>> No.11554029

>>11554027
Why

>> No.11554032

>>11554029
It's good.

>> No.11554033

>>11554027
Someday we will.. Someday..

>> No.11554037

>>11554033
I just hope it will be a girl...

>> No.11554040

>>11554032
Like you would know
Anyone that has sex gets kicked out of /jp/

>> No.11554042

I have been in a maidcafe once.
It was so scary that I did not even order anything.

>> No.11554044

How old are the maids in general? Are there any recquirements?

>> No.11554050

>>11554042

Why was it scary?

>> No.11554055

>>11554040
WE should build a society in the future like in Logan's Run except we kill off those people that had sex instead of setting an age limit where we kill them off.

>> No.11554062

>>11554040
But what if it's a little girl? I mean two possibilities: a little girl, that was browsing /jp/, or a NEET, that had sex with little girl, that was not browsing /jp/.

>> No.11554064

>>11554050
Probably because they're trained to be aggressive to get the big tip.
For someone that has never had any female attention outside of his mother it was probably too much.

>> No.11554066

>>11554055

Too much work.

Unless you want to start building it. If so then I wouldn't mind joining, I guess.

>> No.11554084

I slapped a maid's ass in @home when I was in Japan and they didn't do shit. Japs are the most beta nation I ever saw.

>> No.11554087

>>11554064
Is that so? I better watch out then. I'm not giving a big tip unless they truly deserve it.

>> No.11554091

>>11554084
How did she react? Details anon.

>> No.11554094

>>11554091
she didn't do shit

>> No.11554098

>>11554084
Please restrain your negroid instinct

>> No.11554101

>>11554013
I don't want to be in TV, because, what shocked me the most was captioned reactions. I find it something evil. I'm feeling myself defenseless against this. It looks like they know everything about me.

>> No.11554113

>>11554091
She just looked at me surprised.

>> No.11554114

>>11554084
A filthy Gajin, Ken-Sama who went to Japan is calling someone beta? It's hard to imagine how pathetic they were for you to be superior.

>> No.11554117

>>11554084
>hospitality industry
>being hospitable

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>>11554084

>> No.11554126

>>11554113
Did she look turned on? Did her pussy get wet?

>> No.11554135

>>11554126
She immediately started sucking his dirty small penis and shit herself.

>> No.11554136

>>11554126
How the fuck should I know? Japs are bad at emotions and I didn't nail her.

>> No.11554140

>>11554113
How did her ass feel? This is important. Please reply in detail.

>> No.11554147

>>11554140
Like a typical clothed young girl's ass.

>> No.11554152

>>11554136
You slap her ass yet you don't nail her. I am disappointed. My boner is disappointed as well.

>> No.11554154

>>11554147
When someone asks you to describe something, it's typically prudent to do so by referring to things other than the thing they're asking you to describe.

If your description of a circle is "Circular" then you are very bad at describing things.

>> No.11554155

>>11554084
And they forever told the story of the obese, neckbearded gaijin who was a total dick.

>> No.11554163

>>11554152
Why would I cheat on my gf?

>> No.11554168

>>11554154
Stop being such a nerd.

>> No.11554179

The inquisitive faggot and the asshole nigger ruined the thread everybody go home.

>> No.11554207

>>11554179
Maybe if someone would have answered my question I wouldn't have had to be so inquisitive about that maid's ass. I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

>> No.11554214

>>11554207
put on a dress and feel your own ass

>> No.11554223

>>11554214
But my ass is fat

>> No.11554229

>>11554223
All the more reason to.

>> No.11554232

>>11553904

Just how did I know someone was going to mention this.

>> No.11554236

i'm so sad that the detroid maid cafe closed down

i wanted to experience that

>> No.11554234

>>11554223
Go kill yourself fatso.

>> No.11554238

>>11554234
Are you mad, dude?

>> No.11554243

>>11554238
I sure am.

Obese people should just be wiped out the of the earth.

>> No.11554253

>>11554232
Isn't it common? She is pretty cute. I bet she has a nice ass too.

>> No.11554255

Normies please leve

>> No.11554256

>>11554243
You should learn to take it easy.

>> No.11554257

>>11554243
So do skinny ppl

>> No.11554261

>>11554256
I can't take it easy with all the fat people stealing my food, dude.

>>11554257
Get out of my /jp/ you fat piece of shit.

>> No.11554266

>>11554261
Get out of /jp/

>> No.11554262

>>11554261
>Get out of my /jp/ you fat piece of shit.
I'm not fat dude, just overweight.
Not that overweight too.
You should chillax and smoke some weeed dude

>> No.11554265

>>11554261
are you raped by fat people as a child

>> No.11554269

>>11554255
Not until /jp/ kisses me on my cheek

>> No.11554275

>>11554269
Ew

*rolls eyes*

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>>11554269
Cute! I hope you get your kiss!

>> No.11554278

>>11554275
>>11554277

pls love me

>> No.11554295

This thread is shit. Where is jan-chan?

>> No.11554300

>>11554261
I'm a FATNEET, protected /jp/ heritage, you can't kill me.

>> No.11554301

>>11554295
Grocery shopping.

>> No.11554308

>>11554261
N-no fat shaming!

>> No.11554312

>>11554295
Buying condoms

>> No.11554328

>>11554278
pls

>> No.11554330

>>11554328

Go fck yourself.

>> No.11554333
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11554333

>>11554330
u hurt my felings

>> No.11554339

>>11554300
We don't need to kill you, statistically you'll die very soon and very alone

>> No.11554342

>>11554232
Because I want to impregnate the black meido

>> No.11554343
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11554343

>>11554333
Good.

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>>11554343

>> No.11554349

>>11554339
I've got /jp/ with me, i can't die and i'm never alone.

>> No.11554352
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11554352

>>11554342
>tfw you will never be a wealthy black slave owner in the South, impregnating your vast harem of African slave women
Founding fathers were living the dream

>> No.11554353

>>11554343
>1325087577406.jpg
please leave

>> No.11554358

>>11554352
Must be mixed breed, pure niggers don't have such refined features.

>> No.11554359

>>11554353
What about the filename, nigger?

>> No.11554363

>>11554359
I'll give you 15 minutes to think about it.

>> No.11554368

>>11554358

she looks about as mixed with white as a brown haired green eyed white person is mixed with black

>> No.11554370

>>11554363
You probably clicked on "view same" to see if I'm the same person, and because you're stupid, you think I'm the same person?

>> No.11554374

>>11554370
Think harder, nigger

>> No.11554383
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11554383

>>11554374

I don't know, throw me a bone here.

>> No.11554389

>>11554383
"13"

>> No.11554395

>>11554013
I noticed Arino immediately

>> No.11554404

>>11554389

Oh I see what you're talking about.

>> No.11554404,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11554404
not really

>> No.11554412

>>11554404
Good.
No go.

>> No.11554414

>>11554412
Now begone*

>> No.11554415

>>11554412

Who do you think you are ordering around? I suggest you sit down.

>> No.11554417

>>11554415
>I suggest you sit down.
No, fuck you.
I have every god damn right to be standing.

>> No.11554424

>>11554417

You can stand up only if you've been on /jp/ at least 2 years and any more than that will grant you a license to order people to leave the board.

Nonetheless, welcome to weaponized /a/, enjoy your stay ;)

>> No.11554426

>>11554424
Fuck you

>> No.11554435

>>11554426

no fuck you

>> No.11554442

>>11554435
No, I said fuck you, not fuck me

>> No.11554448

>>11554442

Maybe you like the gay things but I don't do the gay things so I was never implying I'd fuck you in the first place.

To make it perfectly clear--Go.Fuck.Yourself.

>> No.11554455

>>11554448
>Go.Fuck.Yourself.
I'm not going to fuck myself until you go fuck yourself.
With a cactus.
>Maybe you like the gay things
Only a gay would say that

>> No.11554462

>>11554455

Only a gay would know what gays say.

>> No.11554463

>>11554462

Not if I'm a Gayologist.

>> No.11554476

>>11554463
So you touch little boy cock for a living? Must be the closest dream a faggot could have besides running his own torture dungeon in his basement for profit.

Why are you still talking to me anyway. I don't want to catch your gay.

>> No.11554482

>>11554476
No, I study the behavior of fags and report it to my organization.
>I don't want to catch your gay.
Chances are, you're gayer than gayer.

>> No.11554485

You gays need to shut the fuck up and post more cute maids.

>> No.11554488

>>11554485
>>11554482 will shutup if you let him nibble on your dick so he can "research" erections for his pretend organization.

>> No.11554492
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11554492

http://goo..
gl/maps/3a0Na

>> No.11554493

>>11554488
Fuck you, and your mom.
>>11554485
The only maid pictures I've got is the ones were your mom is sucking 20 nigger dicks

>> No.11554495

/jp/ pls go

>> No.11554507

I'm going to start my own maid cafe of cute /jp/ boys!

>> No.11554810

>>11554040
This is not Wizardchan unfortunately

>> No.11554833

>>11554507
Will you hire me?

>> No.11554840

Maybe /jp/ is a joke and everybody is just non-virgin normalfags but me.

>> No.11554910 [DELETED] 

/jp/ hide out

http://goo
.gl/maps/wy3LX

>> No.11554978

How did they get the camera car inside a house?

>> No.11555054

>>11554261
Cross boarders pls

>> No.11555054,1 [INTERNAL] 

How are maid cafes not otaku culture?

>> No.11555054,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11555054,1
The Japanitor finally noticed the Danny Choo watermark and concluded this wasn't true nipponese content.

>> No.11555054,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11555054,1
He's against maids right now because of the whole janny thing

>> No.11555054,4 [INTERNAL] 

I deleted this thread because it was a shitpost implying that /jp/ is a maid cafe and I am a Janitor.

>> No.11555054,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11555054,3
ROFL

>> No.11555054,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11555054,4
You deleted the thread yet you're implying that you're not a janitor?!

My brain is full of fuck...

>> No.11555054,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11555054,3
Warosu is like watching Ancient Aliens except its just imageboard drama.

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