/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you could have any Touhou's abilities which would it be, and would you use your new powers for good or evil?

[Anonymous No.]

rumia good

[Anonymous No.]

would this be good or evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11542783
If I could stop time, I'd rob banks and then buy lots of SUBWAY® sandwiches!

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari, Evil
fight me nerd

[Anonymous No.]

Reisen

For the sex appeal.

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>>11542793
Whoa, I just, like, literally cut myself reading this post.

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>>11542783
Useless

I'd rather rob banks or kill jews.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play a Touhou MOBA? i would

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>>11542852
MOBA are trash.

Please kill yourself out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Komachi, good

Being able to manipulate distance sounds pretty handy. I could nearly instantly go whereever I want and nobody could stop me. I could get things done super quickly and I'd get to take it very easy!

[Anonymous No.]

which 2hu would see through the lies of the Jedi and join the dark side?

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>>11542885
Reimu

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>>11542885
Reimu

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>>11542885
Knights of the Old Republic was shit and ruined a great comic series with a great setting, and reduced it to "exactly the same as the prequel movies, but in the past".

Yes, I mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11542909
The game itself was good, faggot.

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>>11542801
Amazing meme, primary fellow.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to have Yukari's powers
I only really care about the omnipotency it would bring me so I wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore, like, I'd only use them in emergencies because they'd feel like cheatcodes but at least I wouldn't have to worry about failing at anything and that's more useful than any other power

So I'd probably use them for good but when things are fucked up beyond fixing, otherwise I'd let other people deal with problems

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Remilia, controlling fate, for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Okuu. Create suns, cause nuclear explosions, cause fear. Take over world.

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>>11542767
Patches

Mad freestyling to lay some serious smackdown at open mic night, also magick shit to counterfeit dolla cash money

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>>11542767
Easy modo: time stop is pretty fucking cool.

Nue's power to make things unidentifiable seems cool. I wonder how far one could take that though.

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>>11543707
>TEACHER! NUE TURNED ME INTO A NONENTITY!

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>>11542767
Suika, I'd use my powers to rob a bank or something, the live the rest of my days as a rich neet.
maybe I could get into Gensokyo!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd want Satori's ability so I could go around doing JoJo's favorite trick and being a cool guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Koishi, so you can finally flee the gaze of society, and force yourself on others as you please.

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I want Seija`s ability.

So i can become God of Hipsters in the internet.
everything i do is upside-down.
also i`m gonna cosplay Seija wearing Senketsu uniform from Kill la kill on Halloween to fuck their shit up.

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>>11543872
>force yourself on others as you please.

L-lewd..

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta fly fast.

Ayayayayayayaya

[Anonymous No.]

Meiling's. I wanna be Goku, but without all the charging and gold hair bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya's ability of eternity and the instantaneous would be amazing to have.

Of course, I'd use it for personal gain and the gain of close friends, if I felt so inclined.

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I want Chen's powers

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>>11542791
>I'd rob banks and then buy lots of SUBWAY® sandwiches!

Why would you wast money on that garbage meat?

Jimmy Johns, Firehouse Subs and Wawa subs are miles above Subway in terms of quality and taste.

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>>11546854
Is this what they call "sandwich otaku?"

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>>11546750
Time to get wasted!

[Anonymous No.]

Nue or Mamizou because I like fun and taking it easy

[Suika-Tan !Npq.Isx2OE No.]

I would like to be an average magician. I would also like to wear a cute dress and a floppy hat.

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Eirin, I would her abilities for good! Being able to cure painful disease and help people would be neat, then when I'm not helping people I could use her natural high intellect to learn Japanese faster.

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>>11542852
One already exists. It's a WC3 mod.

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Something I can use to make money. Maybe Eirin or Yukari. Remilia's fate manipulation sounds cool but I'm not sure what exactly she can do with it, I mean she was beaten so it may not be that powerful.

I suppose I'll go with Yukari. Seems like it has a lot of applications. The main thing for me is the ability to fly, anyway.

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Mokou. The immortality, in specific.

All the power in the world is meaningless if you still live and die within a normal human lifespan.

Infinite time brings infinite possibilities, you know? Even if it takes me 100,000+ years, I'm getting to Gensokyou.

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>>11558530
Wouldn't Yukari or Remilia be better? They're both immortal and you could use a gap to get into Gensokyou or Manipulate your fate so that you would end up in Gensokyo.

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>>11558669
>If you could have any Touhou's abilities which would it be
>Wouldn't Yukari or Remilia be better
>Yukari
>Remilia
>immortality

You're a retard, and you should kill yourself.

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Which one would help with just sitting around and taking it easy for an eternity?

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>>11558688
Kaguya's.

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>>11558685
Not even him, what the fuck are you talking about? Mokou is a fake immortal and Yukari is a real one.

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>>11558715
>Mokou is a fake immortal and Yukari is a real one.

You're just as retarded as that other guy, and you should also kill yourself.

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>>11558685
Just because a 2hu isn't Hourai doesn't mean that they aren't immortal.

I think it would be impossible to put someone like Yukari or Yuyuko down.

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Yukari and Remilia are not mentioned to be immortal in any canon work. If you mean immortal is invinsible then there's also Shiki who can sent them to hell easily.

Yuyuko is already dead and Youmu can send Yuyuko to heaven with her blade.

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>>11558753
It's stated in IN that Remilia is immortal, if we're going by the dictionary definition of "living forever; never dying or decaying"

Yukari is generally assumed to be immortal because of her powers.

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>>11558824
>Yukari is generally assumed to be immortal because of her powers.

Yukari is a youkai. No youkai is immortal, so long as it is possible for humans to cease to exist.

>It's stated in IN that Remilia is immortal

Top www

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>>11558845
>Yukari is a youkai. No youkai is immortal, so long as it is possible for humans to cease to exist.
Her abilities to manipulate boundaries (eg-life and death) are why most people assume she's immortal.

>>It's stated in IN that Remilia is immortal
>Top www
"Creatures of her kind forfeit their growth and maturity in exchange for eternal life. In other words, she can live forever because she never grows up."

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>>11558877
>Her abilities to manipulate boundaries (eg-life and death) are why most people assume she's immortal.

She is a youkai. Youkai die when they do not receive sufficient belief from humans. Ergo, a youkai can not be immortal as Humanity, as a collective, does not have that same possibility.

Deal with it, youkai loving scum.

>"Creatures of her kind forfeit their growth and maturity in exchange for eternal life. In other words, she can live forever because she never grows up."

Remilia is a western vampire. Stake her and there done.

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>>11558912
This begs the question: Do humans that have ascended to become youkai still require human belief in them in order to continue existing?

Will Alice or Patchouli disappear if people are no longer enamored by puppet shows or fascinated by the elements? Will Sanae cease to exist when people forget about Japanese/Shinto history?

If you follow the Maribel=Yukari theory (not canon, not claiming it to be canon either) Yukari would also be an ascended Youkai.

Isn't the fact that these characters were once human and were reborn from their own pursuits enough to prevent them from ever fading away?

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>>11558972
>Isn't the fact that these characters were once human and were reborn from their own pursuits enough to prevent them from ever fading away?
>reborn
You already know the answer.

Outside of Sanae, none of them are even remotely human. They are still party to the rules.

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>>11558980
What exactly is your rationale for making Sanae an exception? From what I understand as a living god she's just the same as a figure such as Jesus. From what I see when humanity ends the concept will end with it.

Not even Lunarians or Hourai would be spared the fate of fading away from my viewpoint.

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>>11558997
>What exactly is your rationale for making Sanae an exception?
>From what I understand

Does all of your knowledge about the series come from what you watch on youtube?

Sanae is human, dipshit.

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>>11559001
I'm not the person you've been talking to, but you certainly haven't been very nice. I think you need to relax.

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>>11559006
I don't think it's worth it to reason with someone who puts 下げる in the E-mail field. He's probably intentionally acting that way.

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>>11559001
Sanae is a living god. Refer to her campaign in Hisoutensoku in which the narrator and Suwako both clearly state this.

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>>11559015
Disregard this post I eat cocks and don't know what I'm talking about.

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>>11559006
>I'm not the person you've been talking to, but you certainly haven't been very nice.

I couldn't give a single shit less about being "nice," as long as I'm right everything else is secondary.

>Sanae is a living god. Refer to her campaign in Hisoutensoku in which the narrator and Suwako both clearly state this.

Who receives almost no faith of her own. Clearly, she does not follow the same rules as an "actual" god, or she would be dying. This is because she is a Human who just so happens to be a descendant of a god.

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>>11542767
Timestop for rape and theft.

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>>11559201
i like the way you think

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Tewi, I am a human. I hate work, I love gambling

Good luck is probably best and most fun power to me that wouldn't change me entirely

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im gonna use it for rape

[Anonymous No.]

I just want Mystia's wings and ears

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>11543847
You could use that power to extort money out of rich people with DEEP DARK SECRETS

[Anonymous No.]

I'd take Keine's history-altering powers and then unfuck my life.

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>>11542767
Like any of us would have the strength of character necessary to resist using our powers for our own selfish urges.

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>>11559543
That'd be cool. I'd change myself to have been bodybuilding since middle school and having fucked every girl.

Then you could just pig out all the time and change it to you working out all week afterwards.

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>>11559543
You realize that Keine can't actually change the past, just how people remember it, right?

>>11559575
People would remember you as a jock man-whore but you'd still have never actually been one.

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>>11559580
You could retcon yourself to having a harem of sex slaves and get to work. It doesn't matter if they realize the truth because you can just do it all over again.

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>>11558721
>I think it would be impossible to put someone like Yukari or Yuyuko down.

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>>11542885
totori said i would be best with a single green light saber and i agree fcause i like the color of green what about you guys what light sabe would be best for you

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lemon totori

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my lightsaber was teal because i used sunrider's destiny

[Anonymous No.]

totori and love

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>>11561598,1
kill yourself totori autist