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NEET games thread.

>> No.11539912
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A classic.

>> No.11539919

>>11539912
19 social contacts jesus
Who knew alpha male socialites become shut ins like batman did

>> No.11539978

>>11539919
No that's a social contact rating, not amount of people.
So that's 19/100.
Whatever that means.

>> No.11540211

ggxx.wingdreams.net

Anyone want to puray?

>> No.11540349

>>11540211
Thanks for the virus, asshole! It took me almost an hour to fix that shit and my desktop is STILL running slow.

>> No.11540357

>>11539978
but the thing says "you lose 1 social contact"

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>>11539912
if only it was possible to straighten out my own life in 10 weeks

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Are there any NEET games where you can be an EET fujoshi? It could have a work/study simulator and at the end of the day you get to take it easy by going home and lighting some candles, cuddling up under some blankets with a coffee that you picked up on the commute home. Once you're maximum comfy, you play games or watch anime and take it easy. It would have a dream mode like audiosurf, then a getting ready for work simulator, a driving sim and then the work sim and repeat.

>> No.11540586

>>11540582
Just play the Sims you fucking facebook retard

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>>11540586
The Sims doesn't have a social networking simulator like my Sim Fujoshi would.

>> No.11540595

>>11540590
Play the Sims.

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>>11540595
I met a fujoshi yesterday. She was really small and cute like a chibi! She was a smart and nerdy fujoshi and she was sweaty because she just finished a run! I could smell her sweat it was like a freshly cut melon. As soon as I first saw her I could tell she was a fujoshi.

>> No.11540680 [DELETED] 

>>11540674
How could you tell?
Because she was asian?

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>>11540680
Yes. She was azn and had a Razer sticker on her computer. Her hands were small and cute but she could type really fast. Faster than me!

>> No.11540698 [DELETED] 

>>11540674
>>11540691
Whoa! Cute...

did u fug her *fidget fidget*

>> No.11540699

>>11540674
>>11540691
You sound like a literal autist. Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>> No.11540701

>>11540691
Did she wear glasses?

>> No.11540720

>>11540590
>The Sims doesn't have a social networking simulator
They actually do have that now. In the Sims 3
Being serious.

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>>11540464

>> No.11540729 [DELETED] 

>>11540701
Yes! How do you keep guessing the correct details?

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>>11539912
Have hiki play hikikomori manager in the game. Hiki gets depressed and kills self.
Can see it coming miles away but still hilarious.

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Are there still neets around here or did Janny get them all?

>> No.11543744

>>11539904
>NEET games
All games are for NEETs as REAL JOBS don't leave time for gaming, taking education seriously wouldn't leave you time for gaming, and training... well...
Well, while training it might actually be feasible...

>> No.11543755

>>11543742
why does he look so depressed

>> No.11543761

>>11543755
It's to point out that even though we say we are the master race we are actually just a bunch of sad sacks

>> No.11543771

>>11543755
No need to bother pulling happy facial expressions if there's nobody around to see. I look like that right now and I'm pleased as punch with life!

>> No.11543784

>>11543755
Drugs do bad things to you

>> No.11543782

>>11543755
Addicts usually are depressed. Well, I am, anyway.

>> No.11543787

>>11543742
what you guys dont wake up 4 times and pee in the pee bottle

>> No.11543789

>>11543742
I can't answer that for obvious reasons

>> No.11543792

>>11543787
You shouldn't drink so much water dude, also pee before going to bed.

>> No.11543801

>>11543789
It's not like you're a tripNEET though making it easier to track you 24/7. I'd imagine Sudo is long banned or lurkin'.

>> No.11543804

>>11543792
Not him but I take these precautions and I still need to pee, or feel like I do. Maybe I should see a doctor.

>> No.11544267

>>11539904
Why would a NEET be preparing for 就活? 就活 is for university students.

>> No.11544366

Screw you losers! I've got a job interview next week!

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>>11539912
Well that didn't go well.

>> No.11545410

>>11544366
Don't forget to bring your backpack and lucky shirt.

>> No.11545429

>>11544366
From where?
I've always wanted to go to a job interview and find out that the interviewer is actually from /jp/.

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