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How many apply to you, /jp/?

>> No.11512433

Deleted before I even hit Submit.

>> No.11512438

>>11512433
Rekt.

>> No.11512435

>>11512433
Calm down, asperg. You know it to be true.

>> No.11512436

>>11512431
Pls don't delete.

>> No.11512440

None of these are about my genitals.

>> No.11512444

>>11512431
none

>> No.11512447

I don't actually want a gf I just like saying tfw no gf and making jokes about my virginity

>> No.11512449
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11512449

Way off the mark, sugar~

>> No.11512451

The only time I ever wanted a girlfriend was in middle school, and only because I thought it would make me cool.

>> No.11512454

Tell me about your savior fantasy, /jp/. You've at least sat down and thought about it.

>> No.11512456
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>> No.11512458

>>11512431
I'm just too damn busy.
Appreciatin' all the otaku culture and shit.

>> No.11512459

>>11512454
I've always wished a hyper charismatic guy would show up in my life and we would have adventures all over the world and I'd be his beta sidekick

>> No.11512460

>>11512454
I want three lolis to suddenly call me and offer dick sucking.

>> No.11512465

There is so little saging going on that I can't even tell who is not saging. Please stop it.

>> No.11512462

>>11512458
And playing role-playing games with your friends, normie?

>> No.11512464

I'm an eroge protagonist
but the common route is taking forever

>> No.11512467

>>11512465
We're ageing it to bring it to the janitor's attention.

>> No.11512468

I don't want one. Been there, done that.
Oh, and I really don't get you people who badmouth virgins and the people who value them, from my experience used goods make terrible partners whilst relationships with virgins tend to last a whole lot longer.

>> No.11512471

I've made two posts in this thread and nobody has replied to me

>> No.11512472

>>11512468
*+ What's not to like?

I need a new keyboard.

>> No.11512473

>>11512468
>Oh, and I really don't get you people who badmouth virgins and the people who value them, from my experience used goods make terrible partners whilst relationships with virgins tend to last a whole lot longer.

The internet usually says the opposite. Something about how virgins have too high expectations, both for sex and other aspects of a relationship.

>> No.11512475

>>11512467
Janny enjoys these threads. He won't delete them. That is why we must inspire the spirit of sage.

>>11512471
Pity reply

>> No.11512477

Reasons why I have no gf:
* I live in the three-dimensional plane
* Having sex with under-16s is illegal where I live
* Too tired

>> No.11512478

>>11512431
I don't actually want one.
I realize what I want in life is a maid.

>>11512454
I receive a pet catgirl with no human ears, and doesn't look weird, is around half or 3/5 my height, and can't get pregnant from humans. fug er'ry day.

>> No.11512480

>>11512477
>three-dimensional plane
lol what the fuck are u talking about

>> No.11512481

>>11512468
From what I've read girls assume virgins are "clingy" which is weird considering I'm about as emotionally distant as it gets.

>> No.11512482

One.

>> No.11512483

>>11512481
What's the difference between being clingy and being devoted?

>> No.11512484
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11512484

Every single time I get to know a girl I am reminded why I don't date.

I'm good.

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