Is Mystia fast?

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Anonymous Fri Oct 4 13:11:41 2013 No.11494889 [DELETED]

Is Mystia fast?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 13:13:28 2013 No.11494901 No. She's just noisy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 13:20:56 2013 No.11494937 File: 1.43 MB, 1200x900, 1356998328770.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11494889 >>11494901 in bed! lmao!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 13:29:34 2013 No.11494986 File: 508 KB, 900x426, 東方豆鳥.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably, Mystia is a bird after all. If you're watching birds on the ground you can barely follow their movements, it's like they're teleporting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 13:30:48 2013 No.11494993 >>11494986 What if they are?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 13:33:03 2013 No.11495009 File: 481 KB, 300x297, mystia_737107694.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11494986 >it's like they're teleporting. Only if you have autismically slow reaction times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 13:35:34 2013 No.11495015 >>11494937 holy fukkk that's hawt

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri Oct 4 13:47:04 2013 No.11495055 File: 319 KB, 850x1209, Too fat to fly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You just wanted someone to post this, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 13:53:50 2013 No.11495076 I imagine Mystia has a roughly average speed, but high agility and evasion stats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 14:28:24 2013 No.11495137 >>11495076 She doesn't need agility or evasion. Mystia can drive you insane by just singing. She doesn't need to evade attacks because you can't attack her without going insane.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 14:28:24 2013 No.11495138 >>11494937 M-Muh dick!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 14:30:23 2013 No.11495140 File: 181 KB, 700x400, 1363543203979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 14:32:53 2013 No.11495146 File: 138 KB, 954x800, 1358167233646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11495140 Opposite Day

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 14:35:53 2013 No.11495151 Wings can't even hug

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 14:38:54 2013 No.11495155 In PoFV anyway, only Aya is faster than her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 14:50:10 2013 No.11495179 >>11494937 girls prematurely ejaculating is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 14:52:11 2013 No.11495184 File: 291 KB, 1200x1708, _109b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 15:03:11 2013 No.11495223 >>11495137 Even if she doesn't need them, they certainly don't hurt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 17:59:54 2013 No.11495728 File: 170 KB, 597x600, 28309397_big_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love her name. Mystia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 20:12:51 2013 No.11495998 File: 452 KB, 800x600, 5edfb7de4bebdbc1bea4b22b7e2ddfd5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri Oct 4 20:50:09 2013 No.11496111 File: 36 KB, 500x500, 89d2a32a0fd81df3433a2b2860e886ebc9f0ffc1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11495728 Yeah, It's a very cute name, but it's a weird one as well. Would you name your daughter Mystia?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 20:55:23 2013 No.11496129 File: 112 KB, 850x606, 38895040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 22:08:57 2013 No.11496380 File: 104 KB, 580x800, 37146323_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 22:11:29 2013 No.11496387 File: 775 KB, 1464x1920, 38729892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ｃｈａｎｇｉｎｇ　ｍａｇ！ Fast as HELL.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 22:51:29 2013 No.11496505 File: 441 KB, 1250x1000, 2a7c92dfde8eec554fd6c337d6999cea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11496111 i would

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 00:00:08 2013 No.11496747 File: 80 KB, 600x400, 71b4c3e6e9ea2a3e57552768a6dceddd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 00:19:52 2013 No.11496776 File: 2.09 MB, 1253x3000, 36980432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how much she charges. What if the person she blinds doesn't have any money?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 00:23:08 2013 No.11496781 >>11496776 You could get her some crumpled foil, day old bread, or fresh earthworms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 00:28:53 2013 No.11496793 Who taught her to grill eels?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 01:44:31 2013 No.11496905 File: 156 KB, 617x625, 735a5ed97369504dc670f138fb99d738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to raise a family with Mystia

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 01:52:30 2013 No.11496911 File: 195 KB, 750x700, 11401471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11496905 What would be a good name for Mystia's child if she had one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 01:53:14 2013 No.11496914 File: 175 KB, 835x595, 38857318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 01:54:44 2013 No.11496915 >>11496911 朝ごはん

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 02:11:14 2013 No.11496950 >>11496905 Awww thats nice...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 02:12:44 2013 No.11496956 >>11496915 It's time for you to consider suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 02:14:33 2013 No.11496962 >>11496956 You eat eggs for breakfast dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 02:14:49 2013 No.11496964 File: 1.01 MB, 1000x1399, 38837251.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 02:18:18 2013 No.11496967 File: 1.56 MB, 3000x3000, 1350033409219.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11495151 They look cute when in action though!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 03:00:36 2013 No.11497048 File: 241 KB, 630x900, mystia's off to work.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love how hard-working Mystia is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 03:13:23 2013 No.11497083 File: 278 KB, 703x1000, 38584783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 03:23:38 2013 No.11497106 File: 348 KB, 1000x1047, 38427134_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 03:29:08 2013 No.11497131 Yeah. Birds are quick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 03:39:25 2013 No.11497152 File: 112 KB, 717x654, 1199545411702.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wonder how little she weighs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 03:44:54 2013 No.11497162 File: 813 KB, 849x1200, 35224341_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=34623559

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 04:13:10 2013 No.11497225 >>11497152 "Reminds me of One Night Stand." >saucenao "Damn I'm good"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 04:15:25 2013 No.11497232 File: 428 KB, 666x932, 27340710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The hunter becomes the hunted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 04:44:13 2013 No.11497293 File: 488 KB, 900x900, mystia caught!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11497232 She's not a hunter! Stay back!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 04:53:42 2013 No.11497323 File: 214 KB, 720x840, de6391aca82cf6ae51b4e5263f8220e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11497152 Pretty light, I'd guess. I'm not of the light crow tengu camp, but Mystia is an actual bird.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 05:05:00 2013 No.11497367 File: 561 KB, 800x800, 29092541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11497293 Mystia acquired.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 06:03:03 2013 No.11497540 >>11497131 I wonder if being quick on their wings also means that they come quickly in during sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 07:00:39 2013 No.11497624 File: 179 KB, 400x600, 23926946.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 07:03:42 2013 No.11497625 >>11497367 It's time for rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 07:05:54 2013 No.11497630 File: 480 KB, 1152x597, mystia004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feather-winged Touhous (aka Bird-Touhous) are pretty much the highest class of Touhous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 07:06:10 2013 No.11497631 File: 743 KB, 1024x1280, n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11497625

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 07:12:39 2013 No.11497643 >>11497631 That's the spirit!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 07:12:39 2013 No.11497644 File: 74 KB, 716x1011, ハンバーグ！.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOW I'M HUNGRY FOR SOME CHICKEN.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 07:12:39 2013 No.11497645 >>11497367 Would you sell her? I'm sort of hungry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 07:29:13 2013 No.11497664 File: 1.04 MB, 2066x2066, 32416106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ahh~, so refreshing. Mystia is just too cute I can't help it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 07:31:29 2013 No.11497665 File: 144 KB, 424x398, 1205165206926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 07:53:14 2013 No.11497688 File: 1.31 MB, 638x478, 01.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MystiaxMokou OTP

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 08:37:05 2013 No.11497750 File: 581 KB, 723x960, 02617a28830890f2d2b37ce191efcca7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11497630 That's some mighty fine taste you got there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 08:41:34 2013 No.11497752 File: 110 KB, 750x562, lamprey1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bon appétit motherfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 09:28:23 2013 No.11497837 >>11497688 >OTP You don't know what that word means, do you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 09:37:38 2013 No.11497853 >>11497837 It's not a word, it's a pictogram of a person squatting with his head down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 09:40:39 2013 No.11497860 >>11497853 You're mistaking it with ORZ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 09:43:23 2013 No.11497865 File: 173 KB, 482x482, 1203959502071.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 09:55:56 2013 No.11497885 File: 3 KB, 293x177, asshurt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11497860

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 09:58:54 2013 No.11497891 File: 715 KB, 1074x872, mystieisi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11497860 it's OTZ and orz dork

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 09:59:24 2013 No.11497892 >>11497885 Did you just make that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 10:02:10 2013 No.11497899 File: 64 KB, 532x325, 1203793365207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11497885 its u

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 10:03:55 2013 No.11497900 >>11497865 Oh this is great. Aren't there more animations of her wings?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 10:27:41 2013 No.11497942 File: 460 KB, 900x900, mystiawings.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11497900

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 10:37:57 2013 No.11497956 File: 2.92 MB, 600x600, mystia2757751.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 10:38:41 2013 No.11497958 >>11497891 OTL

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 10:40:41 2013 No.11497965 File: 605 KB, 836x1024, 4914144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11497958 One True Love?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 10:42:42 2013 No.11497971 >>11497965 Nah. One True Love would means that ZUN himself made that pairing. The MystiaxMokou is just another fanon that secondaries believe to be canon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 10:57:44 2013 No.11498014 Is Mystia good friends with anyone besides Kyouko? I wonder if she gets along well with other bird Touhous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:00:14 2013 No.11498020 >>11498014 Tengu are too good to hang out with lowly youkai such as Mystia. Okuu is stuck in HELL.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:00:45 2013 No.11498022 Is it alright if I want to spank Mystia after spanking Hatate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:04:29 2013 No.11498036 File: 78 KB, 176x182, Utsuho_OSP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498020 >Okuu is stuck in HELL But she's not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:11:16 2013 No.11498057 File: 1.48 MB, 1100x1000, 6fac8d6be9a42721986989d1f1b3af69.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Delicious Mystia

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:12:46 2013 No.11498063 >>11498020 >Okuu is stuck in HELL. She's stuck in hell as much as Mystia's stuck to her stand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:14:01 2013 No.11498073 >>11498063 I wonder if she ever visited her stand. I don't know why I have this fascination with imagining bird touhous together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:18:31 2013 No.11498081 >>11498073 I don't know why either, but it's pretty normal. After all, the nine-gang is quite popular. Haa, I'd like to spank Rumia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:19:02 2013 No.11498084 >>11498081 Why is Mystia part of that group anyway? It's not like she's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:21:31 2013 No.11498090 >>11498084 Ummm... >finds Reimu and Yukari >attacks them >got owned >attacks them again >get pwned Whistle...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:21:31 2013 No.11498091 File: 30 KB, 290x261, 1356631583050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498084 Birds are pretty dumb creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:21:32 2013 No.11498093 >>11497860 >>11497891 No, that's kneeling. Squatting is OTP. Please don't confuse the two. >>11498020 Aya is confirmed regular customer of Mystia's stand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:21:48 2013 No.11498095 >>11498090 Danmaku is fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:24:02 2013 No.11498100 >>11498091 Birds are one of the smartest type of animal though, especially ravens. Yeah, they're still dumb compared to humans but so is every other creature. Relatively speaking though, they're geniuses in the animal kingdom.

>>	naitoknaito Sat Oct 5 11:28:16 2013 No.11498108 File: 6 KB, 170x147, 199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498091 A group of crows is the closest thing to a human society you can find in birds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:31:02 2013 No.11498120 >>11498108 Even down to their family values.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:31:02 2013 No.11498121 File: 359 KB, 800x1084, 1309410950850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monogamous bird

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:31:31 2013 No.11498116 >>11498108 its called a murder

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:31:46 2013 No.11498117 >>11498108 A murder of crows?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:34:01 2013 No.11498129 >>11498108 This doesn't apply to Okuu though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:35:16 2013 No.11498130 File: 287 KB, 500x650, 1317253729082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ms. Reiuji happens to be an expert on Theoretical Physics

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:37:17 2013 No.11498136 File: 498 KB, 750x1000, 1304272147744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498129 Why not? She loves her family just as much as any human could.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:38:17 2013 No.11498140 >>11498130 Can I spank her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:43:31 2013 No.11498148 >>11498140 Please don't, birds are delicate and frail creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:43:31 2013 No.11498149 File: 436 KB, 1039x1477, 1305473453434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498140 Are you gonna supercollider?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:44:02 2013 No.11498152 >>11498149 Well, she escaped puinshment after SA, so it's only justice to punish her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:47:47 2013 No.11498163 >>11498152 If someone deserves a spanking after SA, it's Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:48:32 2013 No.11498165 >>11498163 Really? Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:49:46 2013 No.11498169 File: 375 KB, 700x595, 1358428890480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498165 It was her idea

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:51:47 2013 No.11498173 >>11498169 She just gave Utusho the power. Utsuho was the one to try and take over the world. So I think Utsuho's the one who should get spanked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:54:31 2013 No.11498179 >>11498036 The artist just wanted to draw her and didn't tell Zun about it. Zun explicitely said that Okuu has no reason to go on the surface.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:55:02 2013 No.11498186 >>11497837 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OTP >One true pairing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:56:02 2013 No.11498192 >>11498186 >implying a fanon pairing is a OTP

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:57:32 2013 No.11498195 >>11498179 ZUN himself drew her on the surface.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:58:02 2013 No.11498202 >>11498195 Only during the endings. And in that case, it's normal, since she got defeated by Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 11:58:02 2013 No.11498203 File: 517 KB, 1280x800, 1370660446046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498173 They should both get spanked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:00:46 2013 No.11498209 >>11498202 I still think Okuu woiuld like to get out every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:01:16 2013 No.11498211 >>11498203 Really? Whom should do that? Reimu doesn't care, Yukari doesn't really care either, Satori is weaker than them, and Sanae is a fangirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:02:32 2013 No.11498214 >>11498209 >I still think Okuu woiuld like to get out every now and then. "Would like" doesn't "do it". I would like to insert Okuu's third leg in her anus, and yet I'm not doing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:07:31 2013 No.11498228 >>11498214 She works all the time, she deserves a vacation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:09:16 2013 No.11498232 >>11498228 Because the Former Hell is too small for her? What a hipster Utsuho is. I'm sure she calls it Hickstown.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:11:53 2013 No.11498237 >>11498232 Because there's a nice big bright sun outside which she'd definitely love to sunbathe in!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:13:38 2013 No.11498243 >>11494889 but...mystia's a bird, so why is she... ...about to run...? ...i don't...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:14:08 2013 No.11498246 >>11498237 She can create her own sun. Your argument is flawed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:14:22 2013 No.11498244 >>11498243 Birds can run. Well, more like hop really fast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:20:39 2013 No.11498260 >>11494889 I want to spank Mystia while she's wearing those gym clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:23:39 2013 No.11498265 >>11498246 What are we even arguing about again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:26:25 2013 No.11498270 >>11498265 Weren't we arguing about spanking a touhou bird, and from here, it moved to "Utsuho never goes outside". I think. Too lazy to re-read my posts.

Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:28:39 2013 No.11498276

>>11498173
>to try and take over the world

She didn't exactly try anything. (Yet.)

>>11498202
Which is basically the only time we ever see her outside of gameplay. But feel free to disregard any obvious evidence you wish.

>>11498211
Please don't misuse the dative case. In case of doubt, substitute he/him for who(m) and check if it fits.

Whom should do that? Him should do that. - no, that's wrong.
Who should do that? He should do that. - much better.

>>11498243
Birds make great runners. Remember that old Warner cartoon? Substitute Yuyuko for the coyote if you wish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:30:23 2013 No.11498281 >>11498276 >Please don't misuse the dative case. In case of doubt, substitute he/him for who(m) and check if it fits. So I shoulda written "Whom? Reimu?" That one is tricky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:35:24 2013 No.11498298 File: 1.16 MB, 1100x1000, 38940010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fresh from pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:36:54 2013 No.11498306 >>11498281 No, that would still be "who". Remember, he/she->who, him/her-> whom. Who should be spanked? Utsuho. She should be spanked. Who should spank Utsuho? Reimu. She should spank Utsuho. Whom should Reimu spank? Utsuho. Reimu should spank her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:37:09 2013 No.11498310 >>11498306 Oh. Okay. Thanks. >>11498298 And that's a great drawing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:39:23 2013 No.11498316 >>11498306 And I forgot the most relevant one: Whom should Utsuho be spanked by? Reimu. Utsuho should be spanked by her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:46:08 2013 No.11498338 >>11498298 big booty birdies

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 12:48:54 2013 No.11498342 >>11498298 I don't care if she's fragile because she's a bird. That ass is outrageous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 13:42:14 2013 No.11498452 File: 568 KB, 1340x1250, 2269733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 14:17:45 2013 No.11498536 >>11497971 OTP doesn't imply it's canon, dweeb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 14:44:29 2013 No.11498595 >>11498536 Yes it is, you nogoodnik. Else it's not OTP, just another slash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 15:16:00 2013 No.11498671 File: 183 KB, 827x649, 19032927_big_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 15:23:58 2013 No.11498691 >>11498675 So cute. I'd like to slap that face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 15:29:14 2013 No.11498704 File: 369 KB, 909x1200, 19445275_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 15:54:28 2013 No.11498752 File: 530 KB, 835x720, 22730541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 16:07:29 2013 No.11498767 File: 344 KB, 720x810, 23662364_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 16:08:28 2013 No.11498771 File: 1.16 MB, 1500x1811, mystia006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Mystia to deliver my mail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 16:14:59 2013 No.11498781 File: 1015 KB, 800x1131, 30225855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mystia exists solely as a food source for higher beings

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 16:17:13 2013 No.11498785 >>11498781 A recyclable food source, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 16:26:43 2013 No.11498806 File: 560 KB, 1000x800, 1296772505916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498781 Sometimes the tables are turned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 16:29:14 2013 No.11498810 When it comes to women, the faster, the better.

Anonymous Sat Oct 5 16:44:29 2013 No.11498841

>>11497152
She probably flies more with magic and less with her wings. Reimu, according to a manzai skit, weighs about 45kg. I'd estimate Mystia to be about 30kg, due to her being a bird youkai. Much lighter than that and she wouldn't be able to pull her cart! Unless she uses magic for that, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 16:52:14 2013 No.11498854 >>11498841 They'd have to use magic to be that strong. I mean, Okuu can send people flying with a simple punch or kick.

>>	Unnamed Book-Reading Youkai !denX47.muQ!!XUU92Uht5OG Sat Oct 5 17:09:44 2013 No.11498877 >>11498806 >Pepsi and Coke in Gensokyo Secondary faggotry

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 17:40:52 2013 No.11498947 File: 456 KB, 888x1000, mystia protest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498854 >>11498841 She's a youkai. Youkai strong. >>11498781 I hate this meme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 17:43:37 2013 No.11498951 >>11498877 Rinnouske's a canon Coca-Cola man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 17:55:36 2013 No.11498981 >>11498951 >Rinnouske Who the fuck is Rinnouske?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:09:00 2013 No.11499112 File: 214 KB, 800x600, 26799304_p9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:21:16 2013 No.11499128 File: 1.13 MB, 1200x675, 28180332.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:24:17 2013 No.11499133 File: 526 KB, 703x800, 33326784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dem nails

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:31:03 2013 No.11499145 File: 390 KB, 942x1134, 27815903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Needs more Mystia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:32:33 2013 No.11499146 File: 382 KB, 600x849, 4f5f5f0e2a22163f51ba5b7e422f1395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499133 Are they claws? Can she extend and retract them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:33:02 2013 No.11499150 File: 228 KB, 1136x800, 29078624_big_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:38:17 2013 No.11499154 File: 115 KB, 800x800, 5537137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499146 She's a sparrow, not Wolverine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:39:17 2013 No.11499156 File: 667 KB, 668x900, 36970196.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499146 I'd say realistically no, but Touhou isn't realistic in the first place, so who knows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:39:47 2013 No.11499158 File: 680 KB, 631x1033, 29899606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:41:02 2013 No.11499161 File: 691 KB, 1200x1600, 26142605_big_p11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kissing with Mystia!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:43:32 2013 No.11499167 File: 364 KB, 1025x1769, 29309649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499161

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:44:02 2013 No.11499171 >>11499146 Think of them as bird talons.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:48:17 2013 No.11499174 File: 569 KB, 1200x909, 32178231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499167

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 20:05:18 2013 No.11499215 Mystia is a girl!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 20:10:17 2013 No.11499224 File: 252 KB, 640x600, 33337737_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 20:31:06 2013 No.11499257 File: 89 KB, 664x717, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499224

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 20:50:37 2013 No.11499307 >>11499257 >>11499224 Is Mystia giving us a present? How sweet!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 20:53:07 2013 No.11499316 File: 143 KB, 640x600, 1381018206871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 20:55:22 2013 No.11499320 >>11499316 Longer!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:09:37 2013 No.11499362 >>11499224 >pull-over with garterbelt Not sure if I want... If she was just wearing kneesocks, I would like, but a garterbelt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:38:41 2013 No.11499455 File: 1.38 MB, 800x600, 0db68ae7bce26a33d8b895ce377a2694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499362 She thought you liked garter belts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:40:11 2013 No.11499462 File: 182 KB, 794x434, thatsit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499224 >pull-over with garterbelt

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:42:41 2013 No.11499471 >>11499455 Garterbelt gets in the way. Kneesocks are better, they're creating a huge difference between the black sock and the white skin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:46:11 2013 No.11499487 File: 363 KB, 600x848, 9a30bffd803f17e851860a67ffef0b5f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499471 Like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:47:26 2013 No.11499493 I don't really like Mystia. Her skirt is too long to show enough to satisfy my curiosity.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:50:55 2013 No.11499504 File: 33 KB, 555x367, dont-worry-im-coming-555x367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499487 Good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:50:55 2013 No.11499506 File: 368 KB, 675x900, 18063503_p8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499493 She's not very sexual, but that's ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:52:11 2013 No.11499515 File: 863 KB, 1200x825, 34680951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:52:26 2013 No.11499512 I want Mystia to be my girlfriend, she is very cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:54:12 2013 No.11499521 >>11499506 True, true. Compared to Aya, Mystia's clothes clearly aren't to show-off. A shame.

Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:57:42 2013 No.11499528
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>>11499521
It's not a shame. She's modest and humble; that's part of her appeal.
I wonder how many regular customers she gets? Has she made any friends from this eel cart business?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:58:12 2013 No.11499537 File: 327 KB, 1153x732, 37249276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499528 I'm her friend!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:58:42 2013 No.11499534 File: 298 KB, 750x1000, 62e0d770b284afbcab120fb4ec748c31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:01:56 2013 No.11499547 >>11499528 That's why she's considered as a kid. She's not sexy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:01:57 2013 No.11499548 File: 597 KB, 930x930, 35124611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:04:26 2013 No.11499554 File: 318 KB, 733x912, 1287039020537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499547 Kid? Nonsense. She started and runs her own business. Also band.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:06:26 2013 No.11499558 File: 42 KB, 720x477, IWq0w9W.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499554 Yes. Like most teenagers : she started a band, and has a small part-time job. Also, that's kinda the only picture of a bird I have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:07:27 2013 No.11499561 >>11499528 >>11499537 Is Mystia grilling unagi? That is my favorite fish, especially with BBQ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:09:27 2013 No.11499565 File: 212 KB, 840x840, mystia can't talk now!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499558 A part time job in a business she started and manages herself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:11:12 2013 No.11499570 >>11499565 Yes. Kinda like a lemonade stand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:13:56 2013 No.11499576 File: 587 KB, 870x870, 1319880728001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499570 ...you're serious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:18:42 2013 No.11499594 >>11499576 There's no real difference between Mstia's stand and a hotdog stand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:20:12 2013 No.11499606 File: 171 KB, 420x600, c4193d02d25305e2fe6897869fbd6250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499594 Oh, I beg to differ. But fine, whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:20:26 2013 No.11499609 File: 668 KB, 1214x859, 35457864.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:23:41 2013 No.11499621 >>11499606 We have differents opinion. But since we're not calling each other faggots, we're cool. I still think that Mystia should wear a shorter dress.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:25:41 2013 No.11499633 File: 254 KB, 500x500, 35581240_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:26:31 2013 No.11499637 File: 159 KB, 645x537, ROCK ON.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499621 This is a little shorter, and it's part of her wild punk outfit. Don't think you'll be able to get her into anything more risque than that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:27:00 2013 No.11499643 >>11499621 Please do not sexualize 2hus

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:27:00 2013 No.11499644 File: 1.77 MB, 1642x2458, 16ea85e979fa5996acd0b96190d14290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be quiet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:27:29 2013 No.11499641 >>11499637 What a shame, it makes Kyouko sexier than her. Granted, being the singer, Kyouko already has all the attention...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:27:46 2013 No.11499642 >>11498981 Rinnosuke's evil twin brother

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:29:00 2013 No.11499651 File: 308 KB, 991x790, ROCK ON2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499641 There's just two of them. Surely Mystia gets a fare share. She probably sings too. It's sorta her thing.

Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:29:29 2013 No.11499648
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190 posts and so little Choujuu Gigaku?

She's more than just a street vendor that periodically brainwashes lost humans and then eats them! She's hell of punx as well!

>>11499455
Garter belts are fantastic, especially with tastefully ripped stockings.

>>11499554
>>11499558
>>11499565
Her Bunbun interview doesn't really make her come across as a kid, but more along the lines of someone whose doesn't have too much ambition beyond her current station in life

...ya know, like many punks (teenage or not).

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:31:59 2013 No.11499660 File: 522 KB, 1573x940, rinnosuke is a monster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499648 > that periodically brainwashes lost humans and then eats them! I am firmly in the camp that she doesn't do this anymore. >>11499642 This guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:35:00 2013 No.11499676 >>11499660 >gnesokyo >>11499648 Then I read her article wrong, because I thought she blinded them to make them eat her lampreys.

Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:38:15 2013 No.11499686
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>>11498084
They're not together because they're stupid, but because they bear the same fate of being stray youkai chased down by a miko in earlier games

But their canon status is still questionable, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:42:30 2013 No.11499691 >>11499660 From Gnesokyo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:46:14 2013 No.11499701 >>11499676 >>11499691 Evil twin from bizarro Gensokyo. Makes sense to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:47:30 2013 No.11499707 >>11499644 Mmm, dem eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:50:14 2013 No.11499716 File: 1.47 MB, 1500x841, 32075072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499660 >>11499676 Quitting's hard man. Don't judge if she relapses!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:52:30 2013 No.11499721 >>11499716 Man, she's feeding humans and chatting with humans and serving humans and so on. Not gonna eat em after all that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 22:56:45 2013 No.11499730 >>11499716 If she eats human, that gives me an excuse to spank her. So I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 23:26:17 2013 No.11499794 >>11499721 The humans she eats aren't village humans. Most sentient youkai usually make a distinction between the two, with the former seen as a food source and the latter as a spiritual energy generator.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 23:42:48 2013 No.11499864 >>11499794 But she doesn't eat humans. Rumia does.

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>>	Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE Sun Oct 6 00:24:35 2013 No.11500024 File: 2.36 MB, 1600x1800, 37070146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 00:28:50 2013 No.11500053 slow

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 00:32:21 2013 No.11500073 >>11500024 Nice legs.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 15:33:24 2013 No.11501953 File: 784 KB, 800x800, 37138449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499716 Well she doesn't need to hunt down humans. She can rely on other sources.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 16:55:02 2013 No.11502234 File: 216 KB, 1280x718, bully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11501953 I wouldn't put it past Nitori to butcher people. So far, she seems to be a quite an asshole from her official material.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 17:00:32 2013 No.11502245 >>11502234 Look at how she yells at Sunny. I will never forgive her.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sun Oct 6 17:18:46 2013 No.11502294 File: 84 KB, 600x600, 1260305154199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Top Tier belly as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 17:19:47 2013 No.11502298 >>11497956 >TNTN The feck? Does it say chinchin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 17:28:47 2013 No.11502349 I want to pound Mystia's pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 17:36:35 2013 No.11502372 File: 159 KB, 803x723, 26eafc8e95a273f8ce0621edcba6617d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11502294 Fact.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 21:08:22 2013 No.11502806 File: 463 KB, 1600x1200, 1354294883989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11502298

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 21:53:29 2013 No.11502940 File: 178 KB, 540x800, 35982017_big_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 01:37:02 2013 No.11503656 File: 206 KB, 700x550, 1fbe54ad78285a9c2919d9764909663a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 07:27:31 2013 No.11504503 File: 359 KB, 450x600, 2e5984f1d05f7e9877c04252808bfc65.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 08:46:34 2013 No.11504726 >>11503656 I want to shove my dick in Mystia's ass while she's crying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 08:48:19 2013 No.11504731 >>11504726 I hope you die a horrible death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 08:49:04 2013 No.11504737 >>11504731 Oh look. A white knight. It doesn't work with camwhore, why do you think it'll work with youkais?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 08:53:05 2013 No.11504748 >>11504737 It worked for me in the past.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 08:55:50 2013 No.11504756 >>11504748 So you'd like to fuck Mystia? That's pretty crazy. At least I wanted to fuck her in the ass, to make sure there's no half-youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 08:59:49 2013 No.11504769 >>11504756 Yeah right, of course you'd try to mask your objectives like that. In truth, you're just a horrible pervert who likes to fuck things in the ass! I bet you don't even care if they are female or male!! Shoo~ shoo~!!!

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 09:03:09 2013 No.11504778

>>11504769
How rude.
I have standard, you know?
-No male.
-The woman must be a youkai.
-She must be a loli (no grown-up).
-She must be spanked before being fucked.
-It's okay to take her clothes as a trophy.
-She must be conscious during the whole thing, so no drugs.

Not everyone is lusting for Rinnosuke or going for the easy drug mode.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 09:45:25 2013 No.11504857

>>11504756
>At least I wanted to fuck her in the ass, to make sure there's no half-youkai.

How can you even say you love her if you aren't willing to overcome hardships such as breeding a halfie?

That other guys right. You're just a shitty pretender who would thrust his dick into anything.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 09:48:25 2013 No.11504864

>>11504857
Haflies aren't rewards.
>going to break your arms as a baby because it's stronger than you
>going to be ashamed of you at school because you're a puny human
>going to be a real pest at teens because it'll go emo and say "nobody understands me"
>you'll never see him adult because you'll die from old age before he reaches adulhood.
>can't slap him when he disrespect you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 09:49:25 2013 No.11504865 >>11504864 Yeah, but if it's a her you can fuck her, so it evens out. Actually you're into anal so you shouldn't even have to worry about that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 09:52:55 2013 No.11504868 >>11504865 >fucking your own daughter. I'm a pervert, and a little bit sadist, and you're creeping me out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 10:03:55 2013 No.11504888 >>11504756 >At least I wanted to fuck her in the ass you mean cloaca

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 10:13:42 2013 No.11504907 >>11504864 Are you joking me, son? Most of those "reasons" you provided simply do not apply at all with a little good parenting. Sounds to me like you are simply projecting your own failures onto the situation.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 10:15:13 2013 No.11504919

>>11504864
>you'll never see him adult because you'll die from old age before he reaches adulhood.

Exactly. More importantly...

>going to be a real pest at teens because it'll go emo and say "nobody understands me"

... won't be an issue because you won't live long enough for her to reach adolescence. So you'll have an adorable child daughter for the rest of your life and will never have to worry about her growing up and sleeping with countless men behind your back.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 10:19:27 2013 No.11504926

>>11504907
>good parenting
Except that being a good parents means being respected. If your kid doesn't respect you, it won't listen to you.

And if your kid is a half-youkai that constantly hear that his father is a pretty human that should be eaten, it won't respect you.

>>11504919
>you'll have an adorable child daughter for the rest of your life and will never have to worry about her growing up and sleeping with countless men behind your back.
That actually sounds good, in fact.

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Anonymous Mon Oct 7 10:24:57 2013 No.11504938

>>11504926
>And if your kid is a half-youkai that constantly hear that his father is a pretty human that should be eaten, it won't respect you.

Then be a man worthy of respect, regardless of species. This can be something as simple as being a good parent.

I think you might be overestimating youkai societal pressure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 10:30:13 2013 No.11504949 >>11504938 I doubt so. Georges Barker was a decent guy, and yet his family turned into a gang. You can't be a "good parent" when your kid doesn't care for you.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 10:35:57 2013 No.11504962 >>11504949 You can be an outstanding person, yet still a shitty parent. It's not unheard of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 10:37:12 2013 No.11504964 >>11504949 Could be a great parent with shitty kids.

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Anonymous Mon Oct 7 10:52:27 2013 No.11504988
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>>11504964
>>11504962
I fucking hate you guys.
Here am I, talking about raping Mystia, and you're sweet-talking me into having a hybrid kid with her and how to be a good parent.
What if the hybrid is an arrogant little piece of shit?

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 10:58:12 2013 No.11504995

>>11504988
>What if the hybrid is an arrogant little piece of shit?

That'd be a bit tough to accomplish, for the same reasoning you stated he wouldn't respect you. They're a half-youkai. Nobody likes a halfie.

I'm sure that he would be quickly humbled, from a young age, simply by regular interaction with society. If he's particularly stubborn, you could curb that aspect of his personality with good parenting, particularly in his formative years when you are his major role-model.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:07:26 2013 No.11505006 >>11504995 That would work if I live long enough for that. Rinnosuke is fairly old, and yet still looks like he's in his 30s. Maybe his 40s.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:11:32 2013 No.11505017 >>11505006 Become youkai. Simple enough, lots of perks, spend eternity with your family.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:12:46 2013 No.11505019

>>11505006
Well, half youkai are still part human. I'm sure their physiology and growth is fairly normal, until they hit a certain age and things slow down a bit.

I think you have a fairly good chance of making a good impression on your offsping, in their formative years, if you are even remotely young when you have the child.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:13:16 2013 No.11505020

>>11505017
>rape a girl
>she becomes pregnant
>decides to marry her
>becomes a hermit so I can spend my life with her
>daughter starts asking question
>"Mom, how did you and Daddy met?"
>ohcrap.png
>"He raped me."
>Fuuuuuuu
>get killed by my own daughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:16:34 2013 No.11505029 >>11505020 >hermit >spend my life with her (youkai) What the FUCK am I reading? Also, even ignoring that, I have a hard time believing a woman you just raped, youkai or no, would agree to marry you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:17:32 2013 No.11505031 >>11504756 >>11504888 That's right guys. Remember, birds have only one all-purpose hole, no cumming inside for you if you refuse to risk insemination.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:18:48 2013 No.11505033

>>11505019
That's not better than >>11505020

>be me
>half-youkai, 60 years old
>father passed away because he was human
>mother never grieves on his tomb
>asks her why
>"first time I met him, he raped me in my stand"
>tries to remember my father
>remember a very nice person that spent a lot of time with me, teaching me lots of stuff
>decides my mother is bullshitting

>>11505029
Taoism doesn't forbid sex.

And, strangely, people don't want to marry a girl that has been raped before. In some (rare) case, the girl got married to her rapist. So yeah, she won't say no since she's dishonored and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:19:03 2013 No.11505037 >>11505033 Gensokyo isn't kebab country. Women have more rights in there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:19:33 2013 No.11505034 This thread has taken an interesting turn...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:21:18 2013 No.11505040 >>11505033 >Taoism doesn't forbid sex. I wasn't referring to this. Hermits are a delicacy to youkai, and a youkai that eats one ascends to a higher form. Do you honestly believe they can coexist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:23:17 2013 No.11505041 >>11505040 Given that youkai aren't mindless animals and are capable of thought, reasoning, emotion and everything else a human can do, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:23:33 2013 No.11505042 >>11505040 This is Gensokyo. You have cannibals youkais tolerated by exterminators mikos, vampires drinking tea, a crow able to trigger an apocalypse, and a shinigami hanging out with a hermit. I think they can coexist. Until you cheat on her.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:26:33 2013 No.11505047

>>11505041
>Given that youkai aren't mindless animals and are capable of thought, reasoning, emotion and everything else a human can do, yes.

Youkai apologist scum go home. True coexistence between a youkai and human is impossible. What the hell makes you think a hermit and youkai could accomplish more?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:26:48 2013 No.11505050 >>11505042 >cannibals youkais tolerated by exterminators mikos Cannibal youkais are good for exterminatus mikos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:28:47 2013 No.11505054 >>11505047 >True coexistence between a youkai and human is impossible And yet it's possible for humans and cat to coexist, despite how tasty cats are. Youkais aren't niggers or animals, they are intelligent. Some more than others.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:33:48 2013 No.11505060

>>11505054
>And yet it's possible for humans and cat to coexist, despite how tasty cats are.
>Youkais aren't niggers or animals, they are intelligent.

You're contradicting yourself. Humans and cats can coexist precisely because cats aren't intelligent.

Youkai are intelligent man-eaters. They are Humanities natural enemies. Coexistence is impossible and hoping otherwise is foolish idealism.

This is not to say that individual cases of coexistence are simply impossible, but on a wide-scale level you had probably keep to fanciful dreaming.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:36:49 2013 No.11505066

>>11505060
>it's impossible to coexist
I have read the same exact thing about
Communism. And yet, it's working (poorly) in China.

>This is not to say that individual cases of coexistence are simply impossible, but on a wide-scale level you had probably keep to fanciful dreaming.
Since I just want to live with Mystia, that's good enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:45:35 2013 No.11505081 >>11505054 >And yet it's possible for humans and cat to coexist, despite how tasty cats are. Replace "cats" with something bigger, like tigers for example. Humans and tigers can't really coexist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:50:49 2013 No.11505096 File: 51 KB, 468x312, Gaylord.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11505081

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:54:20 2013 No.11505106 >>11505096 Kyaaa 2 qt

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:54:50 2013 No.11505108 File: 274 KB, 730x1000, shoe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11505096 Have fun living with a Tiger in you 10m² basement. Do you really think he'll let you masturbate in peace?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:56:20 2013 No.11505115 >>11505108 Dunno. Why don't you ask >>11502086 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 11:58:22 2013 No.11505125 >>11505108 >implying I live in a basement I don't even think basement exists in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 12:00:21 2013 No.11505131 File: 604 KB, 750x1010, Mystia 033.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Mystia fat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 12:04:22 2013 No.11505144 >>11505131 I'm getting incredibly tired of seeing Mystia with big breasts. That shit is just wrong, yo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 12:05:37 2013 No.11505150 >>11505144 lucky for you it's only 1 out of every 100 images keep your pants on

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 12:07:21 2013 No.11505156 >>11505150 Nah, sorry. I just can't handle it. It's fundamentally wrong, on an absolute scale. Even just one image is enough to ruin the sanctity of a thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 12:25:39 2013 No.11505213 >>11505156 >sanctity of a thread You're aware you're on /jp/, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 12:29:09 2013 No.11505228 >>11505213 >You're aware you're on /jp/, right? /jp/, right? A place where many romantic NEETs can come and elegantly post about the great things in life, such as cumming inside fictional characters, in like company. A beautiful place.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 12:54:55 2013 No.11505270

Come on guys, the modern Gensokyo youkai are almost domestic. They only keep up appearances to frighten humans so they don't starve from the lack of fear.

If you make a dirty half-breed with someone who's docile enough to impregnate, the kid isn't going to be some ravenous hellspawn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 12:57:11 2013 No.11505275 >>11505270 >Come on guys, the modern Gensokyo youkai are almost domestic. They only keep up appearances to frighten humans so they don't starve from the lack of fear. Everyone, don't listen to youkai propaganda. Don't reply to youkai.

Anonymous Mon Oct 7 14:21:04 2013 No.11505509

>>11505228
>/jp/, right? A place where many romantic NEETs can come and elegantly post about the great things in life, such as cumming inside fictional characters, in like company.
What the...
I'm going to post this each time I see someone badmouthing /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 01:39:27 2013 No.11507156 File: 200 KB, 1000x721, 22074529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 01:41:58 2013 No.11507160 >>11507156 It doesn't seem likely such a small youaki could lay such a large egg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 01:56:13 2013 No.11507175 >>11507156 Mystia is a kiwi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 02:05:13 2013 No.11507198 File: 1.22 MB, 971x1393, 22202823_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11507160 Albatross and other artists have corroborated her elasticity and general stretchiness

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 02:18:41 2013 No.11507227 >>11507198 A day or two ago Futaba had a thread with a cute innocent picture of Mystia and the OP that said "ITT uterine prolapse". I died a little inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 02:23:27 2013 No.11507239 File: 107 KB, 500x500, 129359372685.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happened here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 04:43:12 2013 No.11507455 >>11507198 Mokou has the best pick up lines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 07:14:54 2013 No.11507667 File: 674 KB, 1000x1000, 28237274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 06:14:09 2013 No.11510695 File: 419 KB, 679x999, 2e8fe7681f9551e39d02d16ee39e678b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 07:56:41 2013 No.11510830 File: 1.02 MB, 1240x1753, mystia007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 11:46:32 2013 No.11511250 Shiba Itsuki is the best Mystia artist. Everything by him is gold. It hurts that he has slightly fallen out of love with her, in favor of shit idols.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Wed Oct 9 17:38:45 2013 No.11512165 File: 1.21 MB, 813x1137, ba0e93e1371373100fc56f960b336173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11507198 Albatross reminds me of Hong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 01:33:48 2013 No.11512973 File: 306 KB, 1327x940, 0b577b9cf88e664a7299d30def46d691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 04:29:15 2013 No.11513241 >>11512973 Me on the right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 17:20:32 2013 No.11517718 how do i become youkai?

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