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11483297 No.11483297[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How are you American NEETs dealing with the government shutdown?

Are they still paying your autismbux?

>> No.11483297,1 [INTERNAL] 

rekt

Fucking NEET leeches.

>> No.11483306
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Good, fuck the government.

>> No.11483309

Yes, they still are. Don't worry about it.

>> No.11483312

Maybe this government shutdown will force all these autistic fucks to get jobs and become contributing members of society.

>> No.11483313
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>>11483312
Maybe it will stop obongocare?

>> No.11483318

>>11483306
Edgy.

>> No.11483321

I'm still getting my bucks, but they are cracking down like pulling me over for flicking a cig butt out the window and giving me a ticket for it.

>> No.11483327

>>11483321
those bullies are so tsundere

>> No.11483329

You still get your Autisumbux if you already have it.

People applying for Autisumbux however are fucked at this time

>> No.11483333

>>11483312
I'm going to murder Diane Feinstein if I lose my bux. It will be my contribution to society

>> No.11483335
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What just happened? The government shutdown? Should I be getting my guns ready and defending my NEET fort against an invasion of rioting negroes or is this not as big of a deal as it sounds?

I thought this was just some weird /pol/ stuff when I saw the thread, but then I looked at CNN and the big breaking news is "US GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN"

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>>11483333
Welcome to the terrorist watch list.

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>>1
Awwww, do you want to talk to us too? Why are you all the way over there anyway?

>> No.11483340

>>11483335
No it really doesn't matter. They don't even actually "Shut down the government".

It could be like this everyday for years and we'd probably be better off.

>> No.11483342
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>>11483335
It means Bernanke is going to penetrate your vulnerable asshole.

>> No.11483347

>>11483340
Haha, no.

If it lasts more than a month we default and the global economy shits itself.

>> No.11483354

>>11483347
Good thing it will last about 2-3 days, maybe a week at absolute maximum.

>> No.11483358

Why should I contribute to a society that hates me

>> No.11483360

I'm scared, /jp/. Please hold me.

When my African Americans neighbors wake up and hear the news I'm worried about how they're going to react. I think they are going to assume that the police aren't around and the country is dead, so they're going to start shooting off their guns in the street and breaking into everything.

>> No.11483368
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11483368

>this is the guy who leads america

>You can't shut it down

>> No.11483369

>>11483360
Go buy/steal a bunch of watermelons and stack them in front of a house down the street. Lure them away.

>> No.11483365

>>11483358
Exactly, we don't owe them shit.

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>>11483360
Don't worry your little European American self, the cops will still protect you.

>> No.11483373

>>11483367
I'm not white,t mexican

>> No.11483374

Nothing ever happens.

>> No.11483375
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>>11483368
I wonder which /v/irgin got my image.

>> No.11483377

>>11483367

The cops don't give a shit about anyone: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/politics/28scotus.html?_r=0

>> No.11483387
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The age of the NEET begins today. This is our time to shine.

Rise up, NEETs! Fulfill your destiny as NEETs and begin the new age! The promise of true independence looms before you! Seize it! Seize it and destroy all who stand in your way! The time has come for equality and justice born of blood!

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Is this the blog thread?

I'm watching the specials from season 3 of Hidamari Sketch right now, and I'm so happy I could die.

>> No.11483392
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>>11483387
FIGHT THE POWER

>>11483389
I never really watched hentai anime before, but animebytes has the "fap" filter and I downloaded at least like 20 of them. I could only get through half of the first episode of this before cumming. I kind of like these.

myanimelist.net/anime/10851/Euphoria

It's like Saw meets Portal, only your fucking anime girls.

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The entire Government isn't on strike or anything. The underpaid beauracrats(SIC, fuck spelling) in the SS department are still slaving away to get our autismbux out on time.

Social Security, Welfare, individual state run programs are basically pseudo commie operations anyway so no worries. There would be mass suicides if they didn't have mountains of paperwork to occupy themselves.

>> No.11483397

>>11483387
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/01/millennials-live-with-parents_n_3690870.html

Can't wait for the next hitler to mobilize these kids after the dollar becomes worthless

>> No.11483398

>>11483354
It lasted 27 days last time it happened in... 96 I think?

>> No.11483399

>>11483392
Hidamari Sketch isn't Hentai, what the hell man.

>> No.11483400

>>11483397
I wish I had the charisma to do it

>> No.11483402
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>>11483392
Euphoria is really good.

Enjoy.

>> No.11483407

>>11483397
It's too expensive to live by yourself and all the jobs are gone.
Thanks, Boomers.

>> No.11483414

>>11483398
Of course that was back in a time when our economy was in MUCH better shape

>> No.11483414,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why is this thread on /jp/?

>> No.11483422

I wonder who's gonna cave first, the democrats or the republicans.

I would guess the Democrats since they're the ones at a risk of getting blamed for everything if shit goes wrong (because Obama's in power) and they don't want that. But they really don't seem to want to let go of Obamacare.

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>>11483399
I know, I'm just talking about what I'm watching, just like what you were.

>>11483396
The government shit itself because they're fighting about Obamacare.

>>11483402
Thanks. I downloaded a bunch of others, I think I'm gonna watch this next.

http://myanimelist.net/anime/17491/Garden

>>11483397
I doubt it will be another metaphorical hitler.

>> No.11483425

>>11483419
Oh thats what I thought, but it was pretty out of the blue.

I almost lost it when the landlady was dressed up working at the family diner, absolute perfection.

>> No.11483426

>>11483422
No, it'll be the Repubs. The media's been pushing hard for them to take the fall, and they know it, and the polls show it.

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>>11483425
I kept falling asleep everytime I tried to watch hidamari.

The first season I actually watched was the fourth one, then I watched the first one. Never saw the other two. I liked the fourth one a lot better than the first though.

>> No.11483430

>>11483426
I'm willing to bet 99.9% of all Americans have no idea what a government shutdown even means.

People will just blame Obama since he's in power and the Democrats will take a hit.

>> No.11483435

>>11483430
Red states will blame Obama and the rest will blame the republicans. It's obvious.

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>>11483397

I can feel the NEET Reich rising. It won't be long now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIO9OSfVsDA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_fLSMaDx-0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ

>> No.11483436

>tfw no japanese waifu IRL.

>> No.11483443

>>11483430
That's what I would have thought, but...
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2013/09/30/government-shutdown-blame-republicans-polls/2897197/

>> No.11483447

>>11483431
Theres a lot of cute scenes thrown in random episodes, I've found it more enjoyable to limit myself to one or two episodes a day at max. I had watch the first two seasons while airing but put off the rest so now I'm just going back through them all.

>> No.11483447,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11483447
>>11483447
I'm jealous you're able to rewatch anime.

I can barely keep interest on new series.

>> No.11483447,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11483447,1
Hidamari Sketch makes me feel pretty happy, its just so heartwarming, fits the end of the day perfectly.

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