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How many of you are still here?

>> No.11423605

I'll probably kill myself in a year or two..

>> No.11423612
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>>11423605
Stop being so depressing, life isn't that hard, you big baby

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11423616

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcIu_UE0hfk

>> No.11423617

yes

>> No.11423618

>>11423612
Life is hard

Death is easy

just like yo momma

>> No.11423621
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>>11423618
Death is nothingness and no fun.

Just think of life as a video game, you're on hard mode right now. How do you beat it?

>> No.11423634
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11423634

hi

>> No.11423635
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11423635

NEET, not Hikki but almost there.

>> No.11423651
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11423651

Next month I'm forced to stop being a NEET. Hold me /jp/.

>> No.11423657

I'm NEET, I get out too much to be Hiki.

>> No.11423663

I just got here

>> No.11423666

>>11423621
i don't play games on hard mode

>> No.11423668

>>11423621
When I play a video game that isn't fun, I usually stop playing.

>> No.11423672

I have an appointment for a job interview today. I'm not sure if I can continue living if they tell me off afterwards...

>> No.11423676

Going back to school tomorrow. I'll miss my temp NEETdom.

>> No.11423697

Just checking the place out since you-know-where is too slow.

>> No.11423709

still kicking.

to any NEETs on /jp/ who are out there, you are not alone. they may have banned our threads but we will always be here.

>>11423697
tc, wiz, ota? what?

>> No.11423709,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11423616
How is this game called?

>> No.11423733

>>11423709
you-know-WHAT

>> No.11423739

>>11423709
O-okay.

>> No.11423746

After part-time alternating NEET and school for six years, I'm going to become a full time NEET after my graduation next year.

>> No.11423770

I was a happy NEET for awhile.

Now I'm becoming a sad NEET again. I thought I could hold back the suicidal urges, but I think being locked away for seven years has taken it's toll on me.

>> No.11423779
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All those normies with their "graduations", all those maymays, all those crossies that think they're cool.

And I still endure just to love you one more time /jp/.

Thanks you for making it Moot~

>> No.11423787

>>11423746
You can't be a NEET if you go to school retard

Anyway I resigned over being a NEET this month, starting university in a month.

>> No.11423791

>>11423779
It's nice to have these threads once in a while, even if half of the people who post in it are falseNEETs subhumans

>> No.11423798

I was thinking of going back to college next year after all this time but I dunno.

>> No.11423802

>>11423709
truNEET will always be the heart and soul of this board. Western otaku culture depends on us so do your best guys!

>> No.11423817

Was a NEET for a year of my life and 2 years later I've returned to NEETramau. I don't know what I'll do with my life. Feels bad

>> No.11423824

>>11423787
He is not. He is just a lazy guy that skips class and calls it being NEET because he think he is impressing /jp/ if he says he is one.

The ones that are not, just be polite and be quiet. Its obvious that a bunch of you go to college but I thank the ones that respected the thread and didn't gave it a fake reply.

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11423825

Lying in wait to take back what janny stole from us.

>> No.11423831

>>11423824
Based on my post>>11423802 , would you say i'm falseneet?

>> No.11423838
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11423838

I'm hikki and i am live in Russia (LoL)

>> No.11423840

>>11423831
Yes.

>> No.11423846

>>11423838
How long have you been a hiki?

I'm pretty casual starting only at 2011

>> No.11423852

>>11423840
O-oh, I see. I'm sorry.

>> No.11423853

>>11423831
Yes because you made a bad impression.

>> No.11423875 [DELETED] 

uh oh janny is up

goodbye my friends

let us see each other again one day

>> No.11423878
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>>11423846
Since 2008, how finished school.

>> No.11423894

>>11423852
take your stuttering fake neet ass back to /a/

you can tell them how youre going to neet all weekend and get brofives

>> No.11423896
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hikkiNEET here

getting paid to do nothing is the name of the game

got the autimbux flowin

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11423905

Yo

>> No.11423901

>>11423896

I think I'd feel too bad to do such a thing.

>> No.11423907

>>11423901
My current plan is to learn Japanese and then do freelance translation work on weird fetish doujins. Getting an autism diagnosis seems like such a hassle.

>> No.11423912

I'm still suffering from complete apathy and zero motivation.getting out of bed to post here requires a lot of energy

>> No.11423919

>>11423907

I've been trying to work more on my art.

>> No.11423923

age

>> No.11423927

>>11423923
18 years young ;P

>> No.11423929

>>11423923
20
f
united states

>> No.11423931

I've kind of regressed into NEET-ness after breaking up from a five year relationship and a relatively riajuu life. Moved back into my parents' house since I freelance and can't cover the rent reliably on my own, surrounded myself with dolls and figures and dakis, and generally haven't done much of anything except being depressed and occasionally indulging in my car hobbies when I can afford to. I'm definitely not hikki, I socialize as much as I can, but otherwise I'm pretty stuck. I've always been a relatively "fight on" kind of person but I have to admit that I've had more suicidal urges of late than at any other time in my life, mostly down to seeing the woman I spent the last few years with and who I'm still pretty attached to starting a relationship with another guy and seeing the constant posts by my former "friends" about doing stuff with her while they don't have the time of day for me anymore. I wish I could go back to the 3DPD existence I had before I met her, all I've got now is the knowledge of how empty my life is without somebody to share it with, and I'm just as much of an awkward otaku nerd as I was before I met her but now I'm older and in worse shape so I don't even have the excuse of youth and the help of a reasonably decent appearance to rely on anymore.

I'd like to get a real job and get out and work and drag myself out of this situation but I've failed at so many things so many times I'm pretty much paralyzed when it comes to trying to find something and it's really hard to get work when you didn't finish college and haven't had a normal wage/salary job in almost 10 years.

So yeah, pretty typical late-20s NEET now.

>> No.11423935

>>11423923
21
m
eu

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>>11423939
>>11423935
>>11423929
>>11423927
....

:D

>> No.11423939

>>11423923

23! Soon to be 24.

>> No.11423940

>>11423931
Woah, this is almost more than I can take.

>> No.11423944

>>11423941
same

>> No.11423946

>>11423931
lol where did you get this kopipe from

I wonder if anyone will fall for it

>> No.11423949

>>11423831
Yes but you can always work (no pun intended) towards becoming a truNEET or even a hikki.

External factors are major, I won't deny it, but it is possible to choose the NEET lifestyle even if your environment is rather hostile towards those with no income.

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>>11423923
23 too old

>> No.11423965

>>11423894
Learn to project harder

>> No.11423973

I'm a NEET as of this spring. I finished university but now I have zero motivation to find a job. I just laze around drinking and playing video games, deflecting my parents' nagging as best I can and trying to avoid remembering that my student loans will be due soon and I have zero income.

I'm kind of afraid that I'm going to end up doing this forever. I've only ever had one job and that only for a few months, and I just know if I ever get an interview they'll ask me what I've been doing and why I have next to no job experience. And I also have never written a resume, so that's scary as well.

>>11423931
>occasionally indulging in my car hobbies when I can afford to
Hey, me too! I just picked up another project car recently. Not that I have the money to give it the attention it deserves.

>> No.11423982

>>11423965
lol did I hurt you feelings fakeneet? you going to cry to your buddies when you go out for drinks tonight???

suck my dick lol

>> No.11423991

>>11423982
Your lack or grammar and generic insults tend to make me believe you are the falseNEET here, buddy

>> No.11423998

I haven't been to /jp/ in a while, but it feels different now. I'm not sure what it is that's different aside from several tripfriends being gone now, but I feel really sad for some reason. Please hold me, /jp/.

>> No.11424012

>>11423991
>Your lack or grammar

lol learn how to write dipshit

maybe you'll learn that in class tomorrow

>> No.11424020

NEET
Almost a hiki, I go for walks at night when no one is outside

>> No.11424022

>>11423998
These a troubled times, my friend. There is a great rift between management and a large portion of the userbase.

Revolution isn't really an option so we are just sitting here and waiting... hoping things will get better

We could all use a hug tbh

>> No.11424025

>>11423998
not homely anymore. but you can always think of the past and imagine that time never moved.

>> No.11424026

>>11424020
Hi alex.

>> No.11424031

>>11424026
My name isn't Alex.

>> No.11424034

>>11424031
Don't be a punk, Alex. You aren't cute enough to pull off the 2shy4this thing

>> No.11424035

>>11424026
I've known alex since 2000

>> No.11424036

>>11423998
I kindda feel the same, I lurck tho, I was never accepted here so I just lurk because I like /jp/ funny, im sossially awkward even with neets
capcha: dasd horifying

>> No.11424037

>>11424034
Fuck you, I'm not Alex.

>> No.11424043

>>11424037
Knock it off or mom isn't going to make you lunch tomorrow

>> No.11424044

>>11424043
My dad makes me lunch.

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>>11423668

>> No.11424059

I've been thinking about getting a job and pursuing the normie lifestyle. Maybe it's not too late to overcome my social anxiety.

>> No.11424060

i'm still here. the world is revolving and everyone i know has moved on but i'm still here, alone. i used to care about the future but now i'm mostly reminiscing over the past with no motivation to do anything for the present.

>> No.11424061

>>11424059
gud joke u should try stand up

>> No.11424077

>>11423946
I wish it was one...

>>11423973
What kind of project car? I'm working on an E30 at the moment myself.

>> No.11424080
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i need some new timesink or i think i might actually open a portal

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11424081

>mfw almost everyone in this thread is early 20s
>mfw almost everyone in this thread is a falseNEET
>mfw hardly anybody sages

Onegai Janny... Just del this thread....... It's not the same anymore. I just want the /a/ crossies to go back to where they came from kudasai.....

>> No.11424091

my tits really hurt today. they feel like bags of rice. they're so heavy. i dont want to do anything.

i'll just sit here wrapped in blankets till the world ends around me.

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Hug to all NEET friends here.

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I want to move to Montana/Idaho and buy some land in the middle of nowhere and live off the government/savings.
Sit on my porch/some other pretty place outside and smoke and drink and relax and play with stuff all day. I live in a super crowded area right off a highway atm and I hate it so much.

>> No.11424092

>>11424081
It's a damn shame what /jp/ has turned into.

>> No.11424097

>>11424081
sage

>> No.11424098

>>11424077
Nice. I've always been a fan of E30s. All of the straight-6 BMWs, really, but the E30s in particular are really nice looking.

I currently have two first-gen RX-7s, one NA and one turbo. I'm a bit of a rotary addict.

>> No.11424100

I want to move out of my parents house so I can do transgender things like dress as a girl

>> No.11424101

>>11424097
lel u didn't sager right

>> No.11424103

>>11424081
epic board culture

>> No.11424105

>>11424098
/o/taku pls go

>> No.11424106

When was the last time that you had a "wild NEET night" ?

Pissing all over the furniture, masturbating openly, howling at the moon, shitting on the floor, etc.

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>>11424080
Get a project bike. The older Hondas are pretty bulletproof to begin with and parts are plentiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VShCdEiTS3g

>> No.11424109

>>>/v/210253534/

Here is the NEET thread for non-/jp/sies. Please migrate thank you.

>> No.11424113

>>11424098
Oh nice, I've worked on a bunch of rotaries but never owned one. I've always wanted a solid FC but keeping them running can be tough. I've thought about an RX8 as a DD to replace the Mazda2 I currently have as well but I don't trust previous owners enough, plus fuel economy is a bit of an issue.

>> No.11424115

>>11424106
Im in the middle of one right now. Im too drunk to sit up so im posting from my phone on the floor. It sure is dirty down here!

>> No.11424116

>>11424081

epic

>> No.11424117

NEET/pseudo-hikki reporting thread.

>> No.11424123

>>11424113
Yep, fuel economy sucks, but I drive so little that I don't really care. I basically only drive when I feel like going for a drive. Or to buy more alcohol.

And yeah, avoid RX-8s if you want something reliable. They're as problematic as FDs, plus idiots buy them and ruin them. They're pretty nice to drive, though. I'd like one as a DD, but I'll probably get one of the new 86s instead if I ever have enough money for a newer car. Which I probably never will at this rate, so I'll settle for my pair of FBs.

>> No.11424138

>>11424123
pls stop both of you

>> No.11424155

>>11424108
>>11424108
Not that guy, but you got me really interested. I've always wanted a bike but could never afford it.

Could you give some basic info, like what would be the total cost of a project like this, and how to learn this stuff if you don't know anything at all about bikes?

>> No.11424156

>>11424138
whats wrong with drive otaku?

>> No.11424158

so glad they got rid of the NEET threads!

>> No.11424159

is this the NEET thread?

>> No.11424161

>>11424123
Speaking of newer cars, if I get a more stable job I'll almost certainly trade the 2 in on a Fiesta ST. Basically the same car but with all my dream mods already done. I drove one yesterday and liked it quite a bit.

>> No.11424172

>>11423923
28
M
former SSgt
still virgin ;_;

Gotta love that .mil disablilty pay though. I know its mean to think like this fellow NEETs, but if things ever go south with the economy and they have to cut welfare, your autismbux may be axed but my version of NEETbux is way higher priority and pretty much guaranteed to keep on going no matter what.

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11424191

Popping off to Asda to get a pizza made up.

What should I get on it this time, /jp/?

>> No.11424203

>>11424172
This is what AmeriKKKans actually believe. The only "higher priority" payment that exists is paid to bankers, political leaders and bosses of large industries. You're way, way below these levels, and if they're ever looking to cut back spendings, you're first to go, along with pretty much every other "average" folks.

>> No.11424220

>>11424203
Hey be nice to him, he's an ex-serviceman.

>> No.11424220,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why wasn't this deleted earlier?

>> No.11424220,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,1
first shift woke up

>> No.11424220,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,2
we need to clone second shift, he's a lot nicer

>> No.11424220,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220
so is gay!bar allegedly and a lot of other faggots.

as for benefits, if you are like most /jp/ers, the military will take far more from you than you will ever get back.

>> No.11424220,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424172
>>11423960
>>11423939
>>11423935
>>11423929
>>11423927
I cant and couldnt stop laugh

>> No.11424220,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424172
>>11423960
>>11423939
>>11423935
>>11423929
>>11423927

there are levels of irony you could not understand

>> No.11424220,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,6
i dont get it, please explain?

>> No.11424220,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424172
>>11423960
>>11423939
>>11423935
>>11423929
>>11423927

Oh my LORD.

>>11424220,7
you'll get it one day, /a/-bro ;_;

>> No.11424220,9 [INTERNAL] 

Did you guys ever notice that homu looks like homo? And if you take the vowels out of homu you get hmu which sounds like something a homo would say (it means "hit me up")...

>> No.11424220,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,9

My clan tag was H0MU during blops II free weekend

>> No.11424220,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,9
"U" is a vowel, dumbass.

>> No.11424220,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,11
Haha, baited...

>> No.11424220,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,5
>>11424220,6
>>11424220,8
STOP LAUGHING AT ME

its not funny

>> No.11424220,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11423709
>wiz

Why did you have to remind me that shitty site existed? I said I had a friend who was a girl when I was 5 years old and they banned me for having a gf.

The saddest part is that I was lying.

>> No.11424220,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,14
I like going there and finding whatever active thread they're currently complaining about and saying I'm the opposite.

>> No.11424220,16 [INTERNAL] 

age

>> No.11424220,17 [INTERNAL] 

I can't handle the pressure of uni anymore, how do I become a NEET? How do you guys live of so little monies?

>> No.11424220,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,17
We maxed out our charm and luck stats.

Too bad you wasted all that time leveling up intelligence and wisdom XDDDD

>> No.11424220,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,18
Its liek im relly on gayia onlnine *sheds le unironic tear of ironic shitepost*

>> No.11424220,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,19
Wow.. you ok, kid? You should probably find an adult asap. You don't look so good

>> No.11424220,21 [INTERNAL] 

Look, kids, 4chan is an adult environment built around constructive discussion and insightful topics created by the most brilliant minds of our generation. Maybe you're too new to understand this, but 4chan has NEVER been the place for shitposting. Now, unless you have some OC or can contribute to our community, I will have to politely ask you to leave.

>> No.11424220,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,21
STFU noob

>> No.11424220,23 [INTERNAL] 

On a serious note... /jp/ is really really boring at the moment. Are you all banned or what?

Get in there and funpost something interesting pls. I don't have anywhere else to go

>> No.11424220,24 [INTERNAL] 

>banned
As if.

I have to study. ;_;

>> No.11424220,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424220,24
Are you FUCKING kidding me? Get your nose out of that book you EET scumbag.

This is why we hate normies. You can never depend on them.

>> No.11424220,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>11423668

+1

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