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Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:20:52 2013 No.11385001 [Reply] [Original]

Which two-hoo would you read in bed with?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:23:07 2013 No.11385021 File: 184 KB, 472x472, 163e2aaa49a807d19261d2fa8a4fd8b8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would read bedtime stories to Chen!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:24:37 2013 No.11385028 >>11385021 A good choice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:25:25 2013 No.11385029 i want every touhous to take turns reading bed time stories to me

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:25:53 2013 No.11385031 >>11385028 Go away, I don't associate with homos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:26:55 2013 No.11385034 >>11385031 I don't associate with turbo-fags, I can smell you from here and you smell gross.

Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:26:55 2013 No.11385035

I can never read in bed because I'm always drunk. I used to love reading in bed as a kid, but now it's like, "I'm an adult, I might as well get drunk."
I can still read, but I forget the book. Sometimes I've gotten drunk and read an entire book, just so I would forget it and could enjoy it again the next day.
I think it's a serious problem. What if something major happens, like I get raped? I would not remember at all. Please don't rape me, everyone!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:30:39 2013 No.11385045 File: 107 KB, 386x244, 1323114652129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11385001 I want to smell Patchy's feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:35:23 2013 No.11385056 >>11385035 What if you've already been raped before? What if you get raped every night that you get drunk? You will never know, and you will never be a wizard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:40:53 2013 No.11385080 I like Reisen!

Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:55:39 2013 No.11385162
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How do you even read together? Do you take turns reading out load? That will get tiring after a hour.
If you are reading the same book at the same time, you will go at different paces. Also, the text might be to small for two people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:57:10 2013 No.11385169 >>11385021 >>11385045 chen is too stooopid to read. i will have patchy read to me while i eat her out. then i will eat a patchy yukkuri for real, and feed real patchy the crumbs from patchy yukkuri. food and sexytime and bedtime is good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 15:58:11 2013 No.11385171 >>11385162 You read separate things. The readers don't interact much, I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 16:02:11 2013 No.11385185 >>11385162 Anon, you read different books.. Fucking dumb shit dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 16:15:43 2013 No.11385272 >>11385056 These thoughts keep me awake at night (until the alcohol kicks in and I fall asleep).

Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:46:09 2013 No.11385804
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Alice, I would read her many stories and we would write many stories.
We'd use them in the doll shows we put on in town.

I wish I had a doll, then maybe I could meet Alice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:48:08 2013 No.11385808 File: 177 KB, 695x827, 1365309296505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11385045 Dude! Patchy's feet are mine!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:52:53 2013 No.11385822 >>11385045 That's lewd! If I walked into a room and Patchy's feet were showing, I'd cover my eyes and walk out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 19:00:41 2013 No.11385844 File: 211 KB, 783x643, 23833517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mystia, especially if it was thundering like last night!

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Thu Sep 5 19:55:43 2013 No.11385972 File: 162 KB, 600x486, 9986a13d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remi, until she falls asleep so I can let her sleep peacefully all night long. Good night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 20:25:49 2013 No.11386078 >>11385972 Why didn't you give her a cup of hot chocolate to drink while you read?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 20:31:46 2013 No.11386109 >>11385972 Don't you mean all day?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 20:32:46 2013 No.11386115 Satori. We could just have one book and she'd read through me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 20:34:30 2013 No.11386118 Touhous don't make very good reading material. They don't even have words on them except a charm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 21:47:37 2013 No.11386515 >>11385169 better late then never but >I would read bedtime stories to Chen! >read bedtime stories to >read >to

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 21:58:36 2013 No.11386547 >>11386515 i dont understand this

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 08:42:58 2013 No.11387958 >>11386547 >chen is too stooopid to read >I would read bedtime stories to Chen! >to

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 08:55:58 2013 No.11388001 >>11387958 i still don't get it

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri Sep 6 11:26:24 2013 No.11388314 >>11386078 If she asks nicely I'd give her a nice cup of my hot red blood while I read. >>11386109 Indeed.

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