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11374718 No.11374718[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Youmu has a butt!

>> No.11374742

Do girls' girl parts really look like that from the back?

>> No.11374752

>>11374742
Yes, even boys look like that to an extent. Youmu was drawn with a particularly shapely figure in that picture, however, not every girl has hips or an ass like that.

>> No.11374755

Wow! That's a nice butt!

>> No.11374759

Youmu is a shit! Wow!

>> No.11374762
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Youmu is undeveloped!

>> No.11374779 [DELETED] 

>>11374752
What's the point of even existing as a female if you're not going to have a female figure?

>> No.11374784 [DELETED] 
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Does Youmu really have a butt? Hard to believe.

>> No.11374789

>>11374784
These threads are truly reaching new heights.

>> No.11374788 [DELETED] 

>>11374779
I'm resisting the urge to make a 'your mom' joke.

>> No.11374791

>>11374762
Why do they do that where they squirt the chocolate outside the treat like coloring outside of the lines??

>> No.11374795

>>11374791

It's supposed to look artsy.

I wish high-brow chefs would quit focusing on artistic presentation of sauces and just give me a little tray of the sauce to do with as I please. Dunk, dump onto dish, whatever.

>> No.11374801 [DELETED] 

>>11374795
Most people solve this problem by not eating at highbrow places.

>> No.11374802 [DELETED] 

>>11374788
that wouldn't even make sense

>> No.11374805 [DELETED] 

>>11374801
Why is it that the more highbrow, the more stupid shit they do?

McDonald's should be the ones covering my chicken in herbs and fancy sauces and adding garnishes. The Ivy should just give me a plate of chicken and a few dips then let me do whatever I want.

>> No.11374806 [DELETED] 

>>11374795
You're not rich enough to get it, man. You can't be classy unless you pay 26 dollars for a pork chop with yukon potatoes and stringed aspargus

>> No.11374807 [DELETED] 

>>11374805

Rich people want to feel fancy. They don't know what actually makes a good dining experience.

>> No.11374811 [DELETED] 

>>11374802
You just want me to make the joke. Fine, you win.

>>11374779
Why don't you ask your mom?

>> No.11374855 [DELETED] 

>>11374811
oh SHITTTTTTTTTtTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.11374880
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11374880

I wish I had a butt like Youmu.

>> No.11374917
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>> No.11374927

>>11374917
why do I feel that this picture was taken in germany.

>> No.11374929

>>11374927
It was taken in Mother Russia, comrade.

>> No.11374937
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I want to "use" Youmu's ass, if you know what i mean

>> No.11374955
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>>11374917
that face >RUSSIAN TSARS book
I can even feel that shit weather

>> No.11374960

>>11374937
I don't know what you mean, anon. Please tell me..

>> No.11374958 [DELETED] 

>>11374955
Russia has great weather you massive nigger

>> No.11374963

>>11374917
I like to think he's doubting her sword skills and challenging her to a duel. His face is too friendly for that though.

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>>11374958

>> No.11375063
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>>11374880
You and me both, my friend.

>> No.11375167 [DELETED] 

>>11374811
#rekt

#rekt

>> No.11375185

Is Youmu a warrior? How can she be when she's walking around with an ass built for sex and babies?

>> No.11375207 [DELETED] 

>>11375185
Babies don't come from people's butts.

>> No.11375214 [DELETED] 

>>11375207
fucking idiot go back to middle school

>> No.11375215 [DELETED] 

>>11375207
I think they are talking about doggy style.

>> No.11375219

>>11375185
She hasn't met someone who will make sex and babies with her yet. She will become a good housewife once she does, though.

>> No.11375329

Did the new janitor go berserk again? Poor guy has to be stressed working with no pay doing something no human being could enjoy.

>> No.11375340
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Youmu must come to terms with her fuckability.

>> No.11375347
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>> No.11375392

>>11375329
Imagine having a report button that instantly blew up a post. People would kill for it.

>> No.11375416

>>11375185
Its because she is a warrior that she has an ass like that. Practicing her sword stances requires her to keep her glutes tensed. It works the glutes and thighs real hard.

>> No.11375570

>>11375340
how about totally unfuckable?
warriors are not meant to have sex, they are meant to destroy enemies ass and look cool as fuck and badass
youmu is the best touhou because she doesn't cuddle, only rapes.

>> No.11375573

>>11375570
Youmu is too soft to not cuddle

>> No.11375641
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>>11375570
This is the Youmu you see

>> No.11375656

>>11375641
the meat is kinda small and the sword is missing some blood and flames but you got my point, on the way to see the truth

>> No.11375658
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>>11375656
the youmu i see
quoting myself coz im retarded as that

>> No.11375659

Not canon.

>> No.11375678
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>>11375659
Canon Youmu is the real shit nigga

>> No.11375688

>>11375658
I really like paper lanterns they are really relaxing

>> No.11375695

>>11375688
Why don't you just move to Japan if you like them so much lmao turboweeb

>> No.11375697

>>11375695
that's not what I was getting at

they just emit soft light

what's your deal jerk

>> No.11375704

>>11375697
Maybe get a lamp with adjustable brightness.

>> No.11375739

I want to have sex with Youmu until neither of us can stand anymore! However, I don't think I want a lovers' relationship. Does that make me a bad person? I feel bad.

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11375759

Youmu is perfection.

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>> No.11375785
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11375785

Youmu has breasts!

>> No.11375789
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11375789

Youmu a meido

>> No.11375787

>>11375785
They're small just my type.

>> No.11375788

>>11375785
Woah!

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>> No.11375798
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>> No.11375801
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Youmu is fit!

>> No.11375805
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>> No.11375816

I wish I could thrust deep into Youmu and impregnate her while she leglocks me.

>> No.11375846

>>11375816
Then cuddle afterwards?

>> No.11375878

>>11375846

Of course!, because I love Youmu!

>> No.11375899

I am going to make Youmu my wife. We have already talked a few times and I believe that Youmu likes me. I have not yet told Youmu about how I feel or that I want to marry Youmu. Also if I want to marry Youmu I should get Yuyuko's approval. I have already figured out how to get in to the netherworld, now Yuyuko is the only thing that stands in between me and Youmu. I plan to ask Yuyuko to allow Youmu to marry me and if she refuses I am going to formally challenge her to a Danmaku duel. I do not know how to create danmaku, but I have years of dodging experience them. It will be a battle for survival. Luckily I can LNBNDNVNBB PCB. I believe I have a high chance of winning. If I win Yuyuko has no choice but to allow our marriage. I am currently training just in case. If that fails, I would elope with Youmu. Youmu will make a good wife and a mother. Wish me luck.

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>>11375899
Don't forget that you will also need to challenge Reisen

>> No.11376197

Are girls supposed to have butts??

>> No.11376201

>>11376197
I'm not sure, i've never seen one in real life.

>> No.11376210
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11376210

OP's pic reminded me of this pic

>> No.11376211

>>11376197
They may have as many as five butts, each of which can discharge dangerous "anal fluids" when aroused. For girls with multiple butts, each butt contains anal fluids of a different element. The elements used by the butts can be identified by their color.

It is recommended that you take out the blue and white butts first, because they heal the other butts. All butts are of Neutral Good alignment.

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11376214

I don't think girls have butts. Butts are too dirty! Youmu must be a boy!

>> No.11376213
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>>11375806
Shirt and panties Youmu is the best Youmu

>> No.11376218
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>>11376197
Girls have a lot of parts! Youmu naturally has them.

>> No.11376466

>>11375805
Youmu's armpits!

>> No.11376474

>>11375899
Yuyuko will tell you that you need Youki's approval. So your first challenge is the find him.

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>> No.11376512
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I want to touch a girl's butt..

>> No.11376599

>>11376512
What about a boy's butt?

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>>11375570
I want to fugg Youmu's hardness.

>> No.11376952
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>tfw GHOSTFACE KILLAH will never make a track dedicated to the one true 2hu youmu

life is suffering

>> No.11376968

>>11376952

>tfw Reisen is the RZA

>> No.11376979
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I want to drink the water where Youmu has bathed.

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>>11376979
I want to wring her wet swimsuit into my mouth.

>> No.11378581 [DELETED] 

******* is a piece of shit fucking loser.

He's delusional. No one in real life, or online, can stand his autistic bullshit. No one likes it. Do you hear that ******? Everyone fucking hates you, it is not a select few people, it is the majority of this board. There is a huge problem with that and guess whose fault is? It's yours you fucking dipshit, stop blaming everyone else.

The mods even hate you. You think they like dealing with your 70 stupid ass ban requests everyday? No, they don't. Why don't you just fucking leave already.

bo

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>>11378581

You shouldn't be mean to him like that.

>> No.11379157
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>>11378259
Or what about a refreshing tea made with Youmu's soaked pantsu or her freshly-removed sarashi?

>> No.11379204

>>11374917
>I have searched many decades for mai waifu
>And I have found her at last
>

>> No.11379207

>>11379204
You on the left?

>> No.11379220
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11379220

Stop...

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>>11379220
I want to pat Youmu on the head and praise her for all of her hard work! Is that better?

>> No.11379917
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>>11376979
>>11378259
>>11379157
You guys are all weird and sick. I bet Youmu would be disgusted by you!
I want to eat ice cream that she made

>> No.11380034
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>>11379917
Ice cream flavored with her sweat?

>> No.11380403

>>11380034
If it came from her feet or armpits, yes.

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>>11380034
The only bodily fluid of hers that I want to ingest is her saliva while kissing.

>> No.11382310

>>11381403
I would also accept her drooling into my open mouth.

>> No.11386631

>>11382310
If I had to ingest Youmu's spit, I'd prefer if she spit into a large bowl of chili, or a milkshake or something and swirled it around.

Or if she snatched my ice cream cone, licked it a few times, then handed it back to me with a smile.

>> No.11388944

>>11386631
>if she spit into ... something and swirled it around
This is weird.
>she snatched my ice cream cone, licked it a few times, then handed it back to me with a smile
This is normal and cute.

How does it feel to have split lewd disorder?

>> No.11391993

>>11375816
>>11375185
I wish to see Youmu pregnant.

>> No.11392663

>>11391993
With my baby?

>> No.11392893

>>11392663
That would be acceptable.

Would you take responsibillty?

>> No.11393338

How can you tell that it's Youmu just by the butt?

>> No.11393465

>>11393338
By studying her butt a lot, probably. That's how I can identify it, anyway.

>> No.11395327

>>11392893
Yes.

>> No.11398067

>>11375658
Isn't that Futo, though?

>> No.11398208

>>11374795
Yeah, I go out of my way to wipe whatever desert I'm having on the extra sauce drizzle so it isn't wasted. Like if I had a cheesecake with a strawberry sauce drizzle, it's good.

>> No.11398909

But warriors don't love a good fuck at the end of the days worth of slaying stuff.

>> No.11398971

>>11398909
Of course they do. That's why people rape when they pillage.

>> No.11398999

>>11376210
Best Youmubutt.

>> No.11399009

>>11398909
If they didn't, there wouldn't be many little warriors around to grow up into badasses.

>> No.11399010

>>11398909
A reply to
>>11375570

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