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What are these two talking about on such a fine day?

>> No.11362441

my huge 25 inch cock

>> No.11362442

dicks

>> No.11362444

Isn't the touch of celestials painful to the Youkai?

>> No.11362445 [DELETED] 

#slaythegay

>> No.11362447 [DELETED] 

>>11362444
nice trips

>> No.11362450

>>11362441
his huge 25 inch cock

>> No.11362452

>>11362444

Says who?

>> No.11362522

>>11362440
BDSM

>> No.11362525

My dick in their asses last night.

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>>11362440
They're talking about why they aren't shipped more often.

>> No.11363108
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i dont understand the tenshi x yukari pairing.

yukari made it pretty clear that she fucking hates tenshi.

>> No.11363116

>>11362440
"Don't look now, but some nerd is taking a picture of us."

>> No.11363142

>>11363108
It's any form of connection that makes shipping possible, you underestimate the power of people's imagination/delusion especially when goggles are involved. Besides, it's pretty common in romance for two people to hate each other's guts before falling in love because they were similar deep inside, understood each other, etc.

>> No.11363150

>>11363108
Tenshi acts like a bratty, apathetic, attention-seeking and willfully ignorant teenager. She is the archetype of the teenage valley-girl "princess" affecting a self-centered, often rude persona.

Yukari is the same thing, only old hag. The pairing is self-evident.

>> No.11363151

What they're going to snack on.. Yukari wants blueberry muffins and tenshi wants strawberry shortcake.

>> No.11363173

>>11363116
thats explain tenshi's face

>> No.11363178

>>11362440

me in the bushes fapping

>> No.11363207

>>11363178
fapping in middle of the youkai forest?

you have nuts

>> No.11363258

>>11363207
That doesn't look like a forest.

>fapping in the bushes
>unbeknownst to you, Yukari knows you are fapping
>waits for you to finish
>gaps your load all over your face

>> No.11363298

>>11363258
i hope she gaps me out into the open to laugh at me afterwards, while tenshi gets disgusted and beats me up.

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Cuddling

>> No.11363333,1 [INTERNAL] 

>You have been banned from /jp/ for posting >>11362445, a violation of Global Rule 6:

>The quality of posts is extremely important to the community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>Your ban was filed on August 30th, 2013 and expires on August 31st, 2013, which is 1 day from now.

>> No.11363333,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11363333,1
mid lel

>> No.11363471

>>11362440
Clearly, Tenshi is holding Yukari tight to prevent escape (with some threat held in her left hand to stop her from making any sudden movements), while slowly and happily explaining to her all the ways she will torture her until she dies, and in what ways she will mutilate her corpse afterwards. Yukari only helplessly stares at some random point in space in shock, trying to process the cruel things Tenshi is saying.

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>>11362440
About how the more things change, the more they stay the same.

>> No.11363480

I like this pair

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Mother and daughter

>> No.11363500,1 [INTERNAL] 

So he unironically hasn't noticed?

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>>11363471
Tenshi pls

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>>11363500
More like Onee-sama and little sister.

>> No.11363529,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11363500,1
Its not that hard to notice, it turned into a good thread, why get rid of it because you're a petty cunt?

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>> No.11363566,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11363529,1
if you think this is a good thread then i don't think you've ever laid eyes on a good thread in your entire life

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>>11363566
Oh, Teddy plaza and his giantess fetish.

>> No.11363592,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11363566,1
Whats your idea of a good thread?

"I have a job interview today!"
"Translate this for me pls"
"Why is /jp/ so shitty?"
">/jp/"

>> No.11363592,2 [INTERNAL] 

I made this thread ironically after the berry jam thread was deleted.

>> No.11363592,3 [INTERNAL] 

Ladies, please. Shut up and enjoy the two best 2hus.

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sex

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Best couple, or at least the most fun.

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>>11363639
L-lewd!

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drugs

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>>11363639
>>11363645
And rock 'n' roll!

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>>11363646
Yukari is so lewd. I worry Tenshi isn't ready for her.

>> No.11366127

What they're going to snack on.. Yukari wants blueberry muffins and tenshi wants strawberry shortcake.

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They look comfy together. Like... they give me a warm and cuddly feeling.

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