/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What sort of personality traits do you like best for a loli?

[Anonymous No.]

OTAKU
CULTURE

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361031
Spoken like a true normie who's only here for comiket uploads. Great job. Everything you said is completely true, but there's nothing about it that's shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

A playful personality so she can play with my

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>>11361042
The modern slang form, which is distinguished from the older usage by being written only in hiragana (おたく), katakana (オタク or, less frequently, ヲタク) or rarely in rōmaji, first appeared in public discourse in the 1980s, through the work of humorist and essayist Akio Nakamori. His 1983 series An Investigation of "Otaku" (『おたく』の研究 "Otaku" no Kenkyū?), printed in the lolicon magazine Manga Burikko, applied the term to unpleasant fans in caricature.

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>>11361044
...dubs?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, is this the new loli thread? Let's start things out by making clear the inferiority of the "loli-loving" pedo-hating /a/ subhumans.

Criteria for a loli:
[ ] has the body of a child

Criteria for a TRUloli:
[ ] has the body of a child
[ ] is a child

Criteria for a true TRUloli:
[ ] has the body of a child
[ ] is a child
[ ] is mentally a child

Criteria for a TRUtrue TRUloli:
[ ] has the body of a child
[ ] is a child
[ ] is mentally a child
[ ] less than 72 bust size

If you "like loli" but are disgusted by lolis that are actually children, fuck off. You're probably just pretending to like it to be hip.

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>>11361048
pony

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>>11361044
Giant teddy bear?

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>>11361049
>less than 72 bust size

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Naive and playful like Yotsuba or Ryuushika.

[Anonymous No.]

oh look, /a/nother crossshitter thread

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>>11361066
How many weeks have you been here?

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>>11361068
69 bro lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Curious and knowledge-hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

they have to be open personality

..get it ;;;;))))))

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>>11361049
[x] has the body of a child
[x] is a child
[ ] is mentally a child
[x] less than 72 bust size

My lolis can kick your lolis asses any day of the week before coming home to have sexually aggressive fun times with me.

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A slut with a ripe bitch pussy

[Anonymous No.]

Genius loli are pretty good. I don't have particularly consistent tastes on anything really though. Except for no (modern) tsundere, it's a shitty character archetype and you should feel bad for liking it.

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Scared, so she always comes to me for security

Scary, so I can be the only one who truly understands her

Megane.

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I want to cum inside a loli at least once before I die.
Just to see how it feels like.

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Stupid and friendly like a dog.

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>>11361134
it feels like when you take a hose and stick it between your toes and let the cold water run down your foot

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>>11361090
Modern tsundere is only good if there's no dere at all.

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Slyness

>>11361049
You are retarded.
How about you fuck off instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361049
But I like interesting little girls, not dumb brats

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>>11361157
Why should I fuck off? For actually liking characters that are children?

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>>11361162
michiru pls

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Naive and playful like Yotsuba or Ryuushika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361075
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361172
>>11361064
This.

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>>11361049
this man preaches the truth

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Dominant

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She must definitely not be your typical ADHD retarded brat.

I have two cousins, one is younger by 2(3?) years than the other.
The younger is a stupid, hyperactive shit and I hate the, but the older is very, very cute and she's very intelligent. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but she's probably more mentally capable than me, except I know a lot about things she doesn't. She had her 11th birthday about a month ago.

What does it mean to be "mentally a child"? Inexperienced, lacking of knowledge? Or being a stupid dumb shit?

Either way, if I had to choose one personality trait it would be "smart" probably, just because a lot of children her age are dumb shits.

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>>11361075
>[x] is a child
>[ ] is mentally a child
Then she's not a child.
If you disconnect mental development from age there's no reason for that option.
Fucking redundancy.
Only further proof that >>11361049
is an idiot.

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>>11361212
A character can be a child and still behave like an adult. You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361212
There are tons of lolis who basically act like adults.

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>>11361224
I'm not the one who can't see that the "is a child" option is completely fucking pointless when you already have
>is mentally a child
>has the body of a child

When did this place become filled with idiots?

[ヘンリエッタ !b.iTP1Qti. No.]

>>11361204
Himesama can beat Flan in a fight.

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>>11361243
A character can be 5000 years old, have the body of a child, behave like a child, and not be a child (because they're 5000 years old). You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361243
You clearly never played a loli eroge. It's possible to have the body of a child and the mentality of a child and still be 18.

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>>11361252
>>11361255
I just fucking told you that the LOL AGE doesn't matter. if she acts like a child then she is a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361259
Age DOES matter. That's the whole point. I don't want to fuck some disgusting teenager who just acts and looks like a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361259
>if she acts like a child then she is a child

Because short, flat chested, childish looking immature women just don't exist.

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>>11361261
You yourself are a an undeniable proof that age has no relevance to whether one is a child or not.

>>11361263
Unless they are actually retarded, no.

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>>11361251
They can both take turns sitting on my face.

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>>11361270
Are you fucking kidding me? A child is a child. A child is not a teenager/adult who looks and behaves like a child. If they're over 12 years old 50% of the sexual arousal is immediately destroyed. I don't want for them to have lived a long time, I want them to be new to life.

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Why are you guys debating what makes a child a child when we're talking about loli?

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>>11361279
The best lolis are children. 5-9 years old preferably.

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>>11361273
if she had the body of a child and acted like a child you wouldn't be able to tell. Idiot.

Also, seek help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361286
I agree that's the best range. Although 5 might be a little too young.

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>>11361294
That's wrong though. If they're in high school they're automatically not what I'd prefer. I want them to be in elementary school or to be too young to have gone to school yet. I don't want a character who is aged. I want them to be really young. Unless there's going to be characters who are not children, look like children, behave like children, and are staying home with their mommy and daddy and playing with cute toys and eating ice cream and watching cartoons, I think it will be pretty easy for me to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to take care of a sick and shy loli, I love the idea of a defenseless little girl depending on me.

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>>11361320
What if she asked you to help her clean her sweaty body?

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>>11361286
>>11361309
What's wrong with 10-11 year olds?

And I mean true 10 year olds. Those are extinct in the western world. All we have now are dumb sluts that hit puberty too early and like shit like Justin Bieber, Bratz and Monster High.

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>>11361320
This is the purest form of love and anyone capable of experiencing it knows I'm not lying.

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>>11361331
Nothing wrong with 10-11. In fact, I'm perfectly capable of enjoying characters all from age 1 to 35. 5-9 is just my favorite range.

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>>11361320
I love the idea of a cheeky brat with an inflated ego being sick and defenseless for once.

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>>11361341
I just don't understand why you make a distinction between 9 and 10. It's mostly the same thing.

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>>11361325
I would help her but sniffing is the only lewd thing I'd do.

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>>11361341
Same here. I also enjoy 12-13 year olds because they are fucking horny and have pretty big butts.

The only good thing about teenagers is pubic hair, but it's one hell of a good thing.

Menstruation is just awful, though. I like to pretend that it doesn't exist. At least in 2D.

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>>11361352
As I understand it they start to grow a lot more at age 10. A lot of people like growing buds and hips that have started developing, but I prefer a completely 100% flat chest and narrow hips. Of course with 2D it depends on the artist though. Some will even give buds and wide hips to 8 year olds, and some won't give those traits to characters until they're about 13 or 14.

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>>11361368
They are not cute enough.

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>>11361352
One is a single digit and the other is a double digit.

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>>11361339
Shizuka Minamoto (90's Doraemon) > Kari Kamiya > Sakura Kinomoto

Who was your favorite 2D loli as a kid, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you been to the beach this summer? You can see a lot of them there.

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>>11361369
>As I understand it they start to grow a lot more at age 10.
It wasn't like that a decade ago.

>I prefer a completely 100% flat chest and narrow hips.
10 year olds are SUPPOSED to be like that. A few decades ago, even 11 year olds were exactly as you describe. There were a few girls in every elementary school that had small buds, but it wasn't the norm.

I don't know what the fuck happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361377
Marylin Piquel from Bonkers. It's western because I didn't watch japanimation as a kid.

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>>11361390
I would love to see some loli butt but how would I look at them without being suspicious?

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>>11361390
I've been to a Spanish beach with my aunt. I saw a 10 year old naked, she was changing her swimsuit or something behind a towel held by her mom. The towel failed miserably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361398
All Butts Look The Same Just Imagine It Instead Of Invading The Privacy Of A Clueless Child You Pervy Creep Fuck Off

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361390
And risk exposing my delicate pale skin to the sunlight?

Yeah no, not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

How come certain /jp/ers try to make a definition of loli/lolikon that neither the namesake, nor loli manga authors (tend to) follow?

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>>11361134
Me too.
But I don't wanna end up in prison.
I fear I will die having never known this joy.

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>>11361412
They strive to be unique and separate from other groups.

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>>11361401
Did you get a boner?

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>>11361320
I think a sexy milf breastfeeding a sick loli would be cute.

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>>11361413
Just have a gun prepared and when you hear the cops, you do it.

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>>11361401
Was she cute? Did she noticed you?

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>>11361415
No, she wasn't that cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361419
I've long since rejected suicide.

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>>11361420
Ok, I lied a bit. It was actually 5-6 years ago and I didn't have my glasses on, so I can't remember the details.

She was average and didn't notice me.

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>>11361419
Shouldn't he kill the cops instead? Those dumb assholes don't deserve to live.

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Would my 7 year old niece get embarrassed if I touch her way too much? What about asking her to take off her clothes?

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>>11361435
But, the cops may have a cute daughter, just think about how unhappy you'd make her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape a loli and dump the body. Any tips?

[Anonymous No.]

When I was 13, I used to search for "family nudism" pictures on Google so I could see little girl butts without doing anything illegal.

I wonder if I can move to one of those countries and become a nudist. I wouldn't be able to talk with the lolis, though. If a fat, middle aged, naked guy sees a stranger talking to his daughter, he'll become suspicious and try to scare me away.

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>>11361452
That sounds good but what might those countries be? Eastern Europe, perhaps?

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>>11361437
She would definitely get embarrassed if a female teacher forced her to take her clothes off, get on top of the table and order every kid in the class to laugh at her.

This ACTUALLY HAPPENED somewhere, I can't remember the country. I read it on the news, search for it.

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>>11361460
They seemed to be Russians/Germans, but I'm not sure.

It was amazing. So many girls of all ages naked as if it was completely normal.

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>>11361467
I think the girl was 7 and most news sites conveniently ignored the fact that the teacher was female.

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>>11361476
Why should the teacher's gender make any difference? If a man could be accused of being a big bad evil pervert for something, then I don't see why the same shouldn't apply to a woman.

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>>11361484
Feminism.

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>>11361467
Source or else you are lying.

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>>11361484
Because women can do no wrong, which is why no one is ever outraged if a women has sex with a child of either gender, or a woman rapes a man.

If you were a girl you could have sex with loli all you wanted.

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>>11361204
I've been lolidommed before. Not fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Teacher forces girl to strip

A seven-year-old girl was made to strip naked by her teacher in a New Delhi school on Friday for not completing her homework, a police spokesman said yesterday. The nude girl had to stand on a desk in her class while other students were asked to boo her, the officer said. "The teacher was arrested on a complaint by the parents but she has been released as it was a bailable offence," Rajan Bhagat said. "This is barbaric," Shanta Sinha, head of the National Commission for Protection of Child Rights, said in a newspaper report. "No one has the right to outrage the modesty of a child."

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>>11361521
But children don't have modesty.

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>>11361516
Lies.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.defence.pk/forums/world-affairs/165489-usa-teacher-forces-girl-urinate-bucket.html

>USA teacher forced girl, 14, to urinate in bucket in front of classmates after refusing to let her go to toilet

>A high school student claims her art teacher refused to give her a hall pass and forced her to urinate in a bucket in class instead.

>The 14-year-old girl, who has filed a lawsuit, says teacher Gonja Wolf's actions left her feeling 'disgraced and humiliated'.

>The student claims that after the incident she was teased so much that she no longer feels safe at the school in San Diego, California.

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>>11361536
They should really do something about that bullying,

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361521
>>11361526
What do they even mean by modesty?

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>>11361536
I'll assume the teacher said it as a joke and the little slut took it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.flyffworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60085

>A SEVEN-year-old girl was made to strip naked by her teacher in a New Delhi school for not completing her homework.

>She was made to strip completely naked and stand on a desk in her class on Friday while other students were asked to boo her.

>"The teacher was arrested on a complaint by the parents but she has been released as it was a bailable offence," Rajan Bhagat said.

>"This is barbaric," Shanta Sinha, head of the National Commission for Protection of Child Rights, said in a newspaper report. "No one has the right to outrage the modesty of a child."

>The commission had issued a directive this year barring schools from calling students "stupid" or "mindless".

>A government study backed by the United Nations Children's Fund said earlier this year two-thirds of children in India are physically abused, mostly at home and in schools.

"That's absolutely disgusting, how could anybody possibly humiliate and degrade a child in such a way? What makes them think they have the right to do such a thing? Barbaric isn't a strong enough word."

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>>11361536
Why don't they ban buckets? They are clearly harmful to our children's well being.

Why are adults so intent on lowering their own quality of life for some stupid brats who are going to be adults themselves in a few years?

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>>11361551
>Really, in what universe is stripping a child naked and having them taunted by classmates going to make them want to try harder? "Hm, I'm sure Johnny would do better in school if he just had a few more traumatic experiences to build his character. Oh, well, time to finish my lesson plan! Period One: Taunting naked classmates, Period Two, attaching mouse-traps to students' genitals."

>I'll bet a million that this girl quits school as soon as the cameras turn away from her.

>And on a side note, what's sick is that there are probably people doing the same thing to children in the world, and don't even have the excuse of punishing them.

>I'm sure that someone, somewhere, is whishing that the teacher had a video of this.

>I'm sure that someone, somewhere, is whishing that the teacher had a video of this.

>I'm sure that someone, somewhere, is whishing that the teacher had a video of this.

Be honest /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

A strong revulsion toward lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361551
She probably had many friends and felt really bad when they got to see her complete humiliation.

>>11361349
>>11361349
>>11361349
>>11361349

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>>11361542
It's unfortunate that abusive teacher-student relationships rarely ever get talked about or acknowledged. People are quick to say it's the student's fault if their teacher is an ass. Then they scratch their heads and wonder why teachers are paid so little and aren't a respected profession.

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>>11361577
Teachers are underpaid because they can abuse children?

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>>11361558
Who the fuck are you quoting?

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>>11361581
Teachers are "underpaid" because they're whiny, abusive, unionist parasites.

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>>11361586
I know in Onatrio, Canada this is indeed the case. Except they aren't under-paid at all.

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>>11361586
If they aren't underpaid, then college professors are overpaid.

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>>11361558
I don't want little girls to experience something like that, but I'd be lying if I said I don't want to see the video.

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>>11361536
Did they see her cute bush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361577
>Average salary for a teacher in the US is $55,418
>Average US salary is $42,979
>teachers are underpaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361612
>that feel when no job
Sigh

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>>11361605
Fuck off Dr. Jekyll.

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>>11361601
>then college professors are overpaid
indeed.

>>11361544
>>11361536
The teacher was an ass for not letting her use the restroom, but she probably though she would be the hottest shit in class if she defiantly pissed in a bucket in order to prove a point to the teacher, after the teacher, most likely sarcastically, told her something like 'go piss in a bucket if she had to go so badly.'

Instead she looked like a fucking retard in front of her peers and engaged damage control, when she could have just walked out of class and went to the bathroom like a normal person.

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>>11361638
That would be accurate if it was a boy.

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>>11361612
It's more to do with the amount of work they do. Considering how much uncompensated overtime they put in, that's nothing.

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>>11361638
So basically, she wanted to look like a "cool" girl in front of her classmates? Then why the fuck did she humiliate herself by taking her pants off and pissing in a bucket? The probably saw her ASS too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361646
They get to spend time with little girls that dislike them.

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Cute

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>>11361646
Bullshit. They work nine months out of the year so if making more than the average household income from a single job isn't enough, they can work another job during the summer months.

By the way, most salaried employees don't get paid for overtime; that's something only wage slaves give a shit about.

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>>11361654
Teachers aren't salaried either.

>They work nine months out of the year so if making more than the average household income from a single job isn't enough, they can work another job during the summer months.

Which is pretty common.

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>>11361648
>>11361643
Yeah, you're right, she was probably just that dumb enough to listen to her teacher.

I have a hard time imagining how she could have been forced to overcome embarrassment enough to pee in front of everyone though.

>The Patrick Henry High School student was told to go to a small storage room out of view of classmates, urinate in a bucket and then dump the contents in a sink, according to the claim.

Oh well then, now that I read the real source, she really is just that dumb enough to do it. Much less humiliating that it would seem though.

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>>11361677
Not him, but I don't think most jobs have that much time off. The only overtime they do is usually grading tests, which is as medial as work can get.

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>>11361678
If you like humiliation, please read this doujin:

http://g.e-hentai.org/s/4fe80600fb/545357-1

It's the best I've ever seen, even though the art is pretty average.

[Anonymous No.]

Shy

[Anonymous No.]

Little girls with glasses look fucking retarded. It's almost disgusting.

That's my only complaint about little girls.

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>>11361692
They have to make the test in the first place.

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>>11361707
Glasses are disgusting in 2D, in 3D they can look good.

[Anonymous No.]

I want her to be energetic or like a little smart ass like Miu.

I love Miu so much. I would hope to have a daughter like her to keep me straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361716
They have prep periods and they can re-use tests sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Naive and playful like yostuba or ryuushika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361718
I agree, though I don't understand why I don't like glasses in 2D. Also, I find glasses on 2D males to be fine.

It must be the sizes of the eyes, now that I think about it. 2D men and real 3D women have smaller eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

You can't be fucking serious, you're still here?

Fuck off janitor, go to bed, it's 11pm EST, do I really have to wait 3 more hours for you faggot ass to go to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361732
I just hate the rectangle glasses that are in style in anime now. That and when they take a characters glasses off and say it makes them cuter. That's like cutting off long hair.

The worst peeve is any time the word "contacts" is mentioned in anime. I can tolerate classes that cover half the eyes like granny glasses, or are huge circles, or sit on non-existent noses. The idea of contacts just rapes my suspension of disbelief into a bloody mess.

[Anonymous No.]

Naive and playful life yostuba or ryuushika, that's what kind of loli I like, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

I like lolis like yotsuba or ryuushika, because they are cheerful, naive, and playful. I wish I had daughters like them.

[Anonymous No.]

I like lolis like yotsuba or ryuushika, because they are cheerful, naive, and playful. I wish I had daughters like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361728
>>11361748
>>11361761
>>11361788
why were these deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361723
You know who I like? Ryuushika and Yotsuba.

You know who's a big fat dumb faggot? The janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361856
Yes, talking shit to the janitor will make your posts less inclined for deletion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361866
He's going to delete it anyway. Who fucking cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361886
You could at least make an effort to try and not provoke him to do such things like that.

This is why we get so many posters saying "waah janny i sso mean"

when they are blatantly talking shit to the janitor and making the situation worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361891
You are just as stupid for responding to blatant shitposting trolls.

Kill yourself if you think you are doing anyone any favors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361891
I don't think you understand, it doesn't matter how nice to him I am, he will delete it no matter what. He deletes whatever the fuck he feels like without regard to anything, and that's how it is. If I never once provoked him personally, he would still be deleting it.

It really doesn't matter no matter what I do, so why should I try that stupid suggestion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361897
Go fuck yourself too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361898
>>11361897
because you are obviously hostile and like to start arguments.

And you are doing something wrong otherwise he would not do this in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361908
You really don't fucking get it, if I was never hostile at all, he would still delete it, so why not be hostile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361908
ryuushika is obviously the loli that jannie whacks his dick to why else would he leave his other posts LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361908
>And you are doing something wrong otherwise he would not do this in the first place.

Like what. Other than being alive.

[Anonymous No.]

Playful, curious, and likes hugs.

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>>11361331
What's wrong with Monster High? My cousin showed me her collection and I thought they were interesting how most (if not all) were modeled after classic monsters.

You can't expect little girls to be into Dollfies and Azones.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread looks rather hostile.

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>>11361437
Probably not. There's usually no understanding of personal space until around age ten or so, so kids that age tend to not think much of being close to a person, hugging and cuddling included. I don't even know why she'd be embarrassed. I think all that'd happen is that she'd not want you to hug her. She won't make a big deal either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362152
Nobody likes bugs you fucking cockroach

[Anonymous No.]

/a/ fucking shits

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362203
I said hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys mind if I blog in here? It's somewhat related to lolis.
I'm scared /jp/ will be angry with my story though because some of you might not like it because it's not about truLOLI

Pic related is a crop of the image I usually post with, I can't find the full size one

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362236
If it's related to loli, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362208
Keep it up with your crying and ignorance, crossie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362162
I don't see how this is any worse than /jp/'s overpriced figs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OGu8NvzNBw

[Anonymous No.]

Janitor is a piece of shit fucking loser.

He's delusional. No one in real life, or online, can stand his autistic bullshit. No one likes it. Do you hear that janitor? Everyone fucking hates you, it is not a select few people, it is the majority of this board. There is a huge problem with that and guess who's fault is? It's yours you fucking dipshit, stop blaming everyone else.

The mods even hate you. You think they like dealing with your 70 stupid ass ban requests everyday? No, they don't. Why don't you just fucking leave already.

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[Anonymous No.]

I love lolis but I cannot fap to them. Everytime I see a lewd picture of a loli I get angry at the thought that there are people out there who actually want to violate them. How do I hunt down loli predators?

[Anonymous No.]

Janitor is a piece of shit fucking loser.

He's delusional. No one in real life, or online, can stand his autistic bullshit. No one likes it. Do you hear that janitor? Everyone fucking hates you, it is not a select few people, it is the majority of this board. There is a huge problem with that and guess whose fault is? It's yours you fucking dipshit, stop blaming everyone else.

The mods even hate you. You think they like dealing with your 70 stupid ass ban requests everyday? No, they don't. Why don't you just fucking leave already.

x

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the all purpose loli thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362260
Ok. I will type it up and post it soon but I would like to play games for a little while first. Please excuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362321
Nobody wants to violate them, stop projecting your sick desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362363
In the meantime I hope you don't mind if I make a quick post regarding my cousins.

Today I baked cookies for when they got home from school. After that I sat on the couch with the second youngest on top of me in my lap watching TV and I got a closer look at how her hands unconsciously move over herself. She sat with her legs spread wide, her feet close together, and would seem to press between her legs every now and then with her palm and at one point she put some of her fingers up the leg hole in her shorts. I still have no idea what she's actually doing when she does any of this, but she seems to do it fairly often. During boring parts of the show and during commercials she would run her hands over the hair on my face and at one point bit my cheek lightly. Then at dinner she came into the room where I was eating with the adults and sat across from me and kept kicking me under the table and mouthing the words "shave" to me. I guess she really does not like facial hair. There were also a few times when she told me to look away only to notice when I turned back to her that she had put stuff on my plate that she did not want to eat.

My aunt also gave me $140 for helping out lately.

[Anonymous No.]

Janitor is a piece of shit fucking loser.

He's delusional. No one in real life, or online, can stand his autistic bullshit. No one likes it. Do you hear that janitor? Everyone fucking hates you, it is not a select few people, it is the majority of this board. There is a huge problem with that and guess whose fault is? It's yours you fucking dipshit, stop blaming everyone else.

The mods even hate you. You think they like dealing with your 70 stupid ass ban requests everyday? No, they don't. Why don't you just fucking leave already.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11362385
I want to violate them. You're supposed to want to violate them. Stop projecting your misunderstandings onto everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362386

Sounds nice. Almost enough to make me wish I had some cute cousins to look after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362410
You don't want to violate them. You are either lying or mixing up your feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362448
Most lolis are designed to be sexually attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362451
They are not designed to be violated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362454
It often is considered a good thing if lewd artists take a notice to a character and draw her getting fucked a lot as it helps to advertise the work the character is from. Not to mention all sorts of mainstream Japanese companies hire artists who draw little girls getting fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362461
Fucking doesn't equal rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362467
I was assuming "violate" meant "fuck".

[Anonymous No.]

>feelio when no cousins

[Anonymous No.]

6-7 = little loli

8-9 = loli

10-11 = big loli

12-13 = puberty

>little loli
A little loli can't realy make sense of what you say sometimes. She is pure and cute in both body and mind.

>loli
A loli is pure, lewd, nice and mischievous at the same time. You can talk with her about anything, but she still lacks a great deal of common sense, which is really cute. Her body is hot as fuck.

>big loli
A big loli is almost the same as a loli, but she is taller, slightly less flat and more knowledgeable. There is nothing else to say about her.
Which one is better, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362807
I like 'em all! And even younger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362822
I pray that this thread is a honeypot, I really do. Sick fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362825
I wish you had cancer. I really do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362807
This is bullshit. Little girls don't last that long anymore, most don't even get to finish elementary school.

We need to do something about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362807
I assume that "pure" doesn't necessarily mean "good". Many 7 year olds are selfish cunts because they don't know any better. Not that it's a bad thing, mind you.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy crap why is /jp/ so obsessed with the female child? gettin' annoyin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362848
I like talking about little girls because I am one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362807
My first love was a really cute 2nd grader I met when I was 12...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362855
dont u hate it when a boy likz u and startz gettin annoyin! :/

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362858
lol yah!! jus twant them 2 leev me alone!! >.<

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362858
>>11362867
Are you kids typing like that intentionally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362875
umm wut doez intentionally mene??

brb mommy says its time 4 a bath b4 scool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362875
Obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362363
>>11362260
>>11362236
I'm sorry I took so long, I was playing Magic for a while.

I'm still in high school (inb4getoutof/jp/). There is a girl in my year that can essentially be described as a loli; her body type, mannerisms and personality are that of a loli. She is somewhat quiet, fairly curious, and has a 'sprinkling' of autism. She is very short compared to the others, with a flat chest and slender, light body. She will often wear loose fitting clothes or very 'natural' colors and designs, such as browns and blues with feather-prints and simple patterns on them.

Without being overly descriptive, she has neck-length chestnut hair, hazel eyes, and an atmosphere of superiority, that some of you would describe as 'dominating'.

Apparently she doesn't have a specific taste in music and will listen to "pretty much anything" according to a person I asked. She likes simple, single player video games.

Thank you for letting me share this /jp/, it feels better to write about it.

Oh, and I found my full size image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362884
>her body type, mannerisms and personality are that of a loli. She is somewhat quiet, fairly curious, and has a 'sprinkling' of autism. She is very short compared to the others, with a flat chest and slender, light body. She will often wear loose fitting clothes or very 'natural' colors and designs, such as browns and blues with feather-prints and simple patterns on them.
What does this have to do with children? She lacks the most important quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362884
>flat chest
Flat chested adults are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361551
>>11361558
This can't possibly be true. I refuse to believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362898
Better than full breasted adults at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362891
I know, this is why was reluctant to post because of the quality.
>>11362898
I'm sorry to have disappointed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362884
Ask her out. It sounds like you have interest in her. You can do it, its not hard. Don't be dramatic, or full of nerves. Just strike up a conversation with her, and ask her if wants to get ice cream on the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope they're just keeping this around so they can threadban it shortly, but my faith in 4chan moderation has been greatly diminished lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362898
YOU are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362908
Get back to Something Awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362884
Get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>11362902
Then don't. You don't have to tell us about it.

>>11362906
You should have been reluctant to post because you are literally a high school student blogging about his female classmates.

>>11362907
Fuck, go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362918
Please calm down. I like lolis just like you.
>>11362907
That's encouraging, thank you. I'm not sure, but the loli thread always seems very calm and kind. Its nice to talk with you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362940
>Please calm down. I like lolis just like you.
No. Fuck you. Liking loli does not give you license to make shitty posts. Neither does being NEET or anything else you can come up with.

[Anonymous No.]

Last week after my class I decided to pass by some amusement/arcade shop in the mall. Then this girl caught my attention playing "Pump it up Fiesta" a video arcade dance game. I first thought she was just fooling around but she is really playing on and was surprisingly good racking up to 200+ combos on insane mode. I think she was just like 6 or 7 years old. I wished I have a camera but I only have my crappy phone. And her parents are around so It would be awkward if i took a photo or video of their daughter without permission. So here I took a sneaky shot.

And yes she was wearing a damn tight black leggings that match up very well with the loose shirt. She really looks very good there while playing and surprisingly I did not get a boner while watching her

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362956
Literal pedophile and child stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

Obviously the best loli must have a corrupted mind of a thousand year old witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362940
Don't bother. I knew a girl like that. It's just delayed puberty. They grow out of the phase eventually. Don't expect her to always look like a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362961
Not him, but I just want to say that there's nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362967
There's nothing wrong with objectively wrong with fucking twelve year olds but everyone will still consider you a creepy fuck (and imprison you forever) if you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362969
There is something objectively wrong with fucking. As long as you just want to fuck, that's fine though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362962
I know. I try to avoid being superficial. I think she would be a nice friend though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362984
/jp/ is not your fucking high school relationship blog. Knowing that your shitty blogging and high school age makes you unwelcome does not ACTUALLY give you a license to shitpost as you seem to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362977
What's objectively wrong with fucking a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362961
okay, so why are you stalking in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362956
That's fucked up, dude. There's nothing wrong with getting off to lolis but real children are different.
Go seek some help, I'm serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362993
He isn't doing anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362995
>you cant impregnate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362995
You might hurt her due to her internals not being developed enough to accept an adult penis. Of course, if you're about the average size for Anonymous, that won't be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362995
They don't have the legal status to agree. It would be like giving a child a tattoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363006
So as long as you have a small penis or the girl has a loose vagina, you're good to go, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363014
They don't have the legal status to accept chess matches or balloons either, but that never stopped anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363019
That's because neither of those require legal status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362956
do people really still play PIU and DDR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363025
It's obviously fucking illegal but nobody was asking whether or not it was legal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362878
helo /jp im bak from my bath!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363039
Shouldn't you be getting ready for school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363044
wel im dressed and i ate brekfast i think im redy!!! thank u 4 askin tho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363045
Okay sweetie, I hope you have a nice day at school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362956
Who the HELL gets a boner just by looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363047
thank u anonimus!! i hope u hav a good day 2!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363045
I hope you get bullied today again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362956
Geez anon, you're a pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362898
Get away from me you homo.

>>11362995
>CHILDREN ARE NOT READY FOR SEX
Which is why there are many 12-14 years old children out there fucking at this very moment.
When I was in middle school sex wasn't the hottest topic during the breaks.
I was born 15 years too early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363054
y wud u say that?? thats supr mean!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363049
you dont get a boner while looking at your toho dojins, poor anonymous must be erectile dysfunction

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363061
>Which is why there are many 12-14 years old children out there fucking at this very moment.

I can fap to this thought. Too bad that I missed fucking all the little girls in middle school, now I'd get labeled a pedophile and killed to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363064
It's a combination of touching and looking, you can't just have one or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363072
You can always go abroad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363076
>>11363072
yeah man, age of consent is like 12-14 in spain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363080
You still need parental permission first since they aren't adults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363080
It's 13, but you can still be prosecuted under 16.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363084
I didn't know that, thank you for informing me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363072
>Too bad that I missed fucking all the little girls in middle school
Even though I realize it's pathetic, I have a hard time getting over it.
I think that kind of relationship at that age is cute and pure, untainted by bullshit that comes with it later in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11361377
>90's
pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>11363061
This thought always gets me. In my state, perhaps in my city, maybe even right in my neighorbood, a loli may be doing something lewd. Maybe she's masturbating, maybe she's having sex. Who knows, all that matters is that she's a loli and is actually doing something lewd. People fantasize about those sorts of things so you tend to read a lot about them, but you never imagine that they may be actually happening so close to you right at this very moment.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute, playful, and naive like yotsuba or ruushika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364126
AW SHIT IT BEGINS
INB4 MADSPAM

[Trevor !4Pq7ZkSFpA No.]

Well I just plain don't like lolis.

Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, I just bought my 7-year-old daughter her first computer and I think she needs some tips for staying safe online.
Can any of you add her on Skype and teach her? I'd be very grateful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364116
Loli butts are lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

the hell's going on in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364153
I wish this post wasn't a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11362908
Loli threads have been allowed to stay around without being deleted for about a year now. How many times have you bitched in this thread anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364226
>Loli threads have been allowed to stay around without being deleted for about a year now. How many times have you bitched in this thread anyway?

Excuse me but where have you been?

https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=would+you+loli&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=op&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_res=post

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364231
Where have you been during the monthly 400+ post loli threads that last for days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364226
I don't think so
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_text=loli+would&search_op=op&search_del=no
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_text=loli+would&search_op=op&search_del=yes

Compare both and it's pretty obvious the loli threads are more deleted than not.

[Anonymous No.]

Yet my manhwa thread was deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364237
>korean shit
ha ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364236
The point is that, as long as they don't go in the direction of talking too much about real kids, and as long as one of moot's hipster friend mods don't happen to see them, they are allowed to stay for a long time. This is because lolicon is otaku culture, and only ignorant normals believe otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364244
Strong pedo damage control

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364244
You're testing your luck. NEET threads were otaku culture for a long time and now they're nothing but a bad memory.

But keep kidding yourself, argue that posts like >>11362884 belong here and these threads discuss lolicon media without crossing into disgusting real life interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364234
>monthly

Must have posted it during the week the janny is menstruating and takes a break to relax.

Coincidentally I don't see any of those threads.

>>11364244
No, the point is that loli threads are typically all deleted except for when the janitor feels off for a certain reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364253
I don't think >>11362884 belongs here. I don't like blog posts. NEET lifestyle is not otaku culture in any way, but loli is. I find it funny how these threads always get more people complaining during and directly after comiket. It just goes to show that most the opposition these threads receive aren't even from people who usually frequent /jp/. The same can be said for some of the people in these threads who support loli during and after comiket of course, but not to the same extent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364263
You're pretty quick to use the seniority card. The same tired argument every time, everyone that disagrees with you is not trujp, a crossboarder and a newfag.
If that's your argument, I've been here since the first day after the split. So try something else.

Loli is as otaku culture as NEET is. When you're discussing media with lolis, lolicon producers and art it's pretty related to the board, but not when the topic of discussion is "what would you do with a loli in a sunny saturday morning". It's no better than neet blogging and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

naive and playful lolis, such as Y****** and R********

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364282
That bug is sometimes pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364281
It's not my fault if nobody ever posts images to accompany their posts. But let's be realistic, if they would it would be no different from most other threads on /jp/, and yet it would still get constant bitching from normals and would just end in a 100 post argument between three or four people. Meanwhile similar threads, such as tits and ass threads (both of which I enjoy) are allowed to function properly, and any people shitting up the thread with their epic "loli and flat chests only!" promptly get their posts deleted. I wish these threads could work the same way, but they never do, because posting images gets you banned and no janitor ever disposes of the trolling and retards in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364297
>and no janitor ever disposes of the trolling and retards in these threads.

The janitor has deleted a ton of on-topic replies to this thread, check the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364281
Where the fuck are we supposed to talk about little girls with nice people? /jp/ is the last place on the internet where one can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364302
Nobody cares about you scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364421
There is nothing wrong with pedophilia. You're just scared and disgusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364302
Pssst, we're waiting on you know where! *winks*

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364429
How are little girls disgusting? If that's not it, how is a grown man masturbating to little girls any more disgusting than another grown man masturbating to women?

I don't understand normal logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364447
It's disgusting to them because they don't understand it, as in it's not something they personally like. They're not willing to pretend they're not disgusted by it like they do with homosexuals and all those types because they're told all their lives that it's good to hate pedophiles and that it's wrong to hate homosexuals. It's just a matter of what they're told to do throughout their lives, since that's the only level of thinking they're capable of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11364447
>>11364447,1
I always thought "disgusting" meant "it's sooo EVIL and WRONG I'm disgusted by it". Not literal disgust.

[Anonymous No.]

someone make a new loli thread