/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What is your favourite Otaku snack?

I like Pocky

[Anonymous No.]

I stuck a pocky up my pooper once then put it back in the packet for someone else to eat

[Anonymous No.]

I have pocky, I wish I had someone to play pocky with

[Anonymous No.]

pocky is for fatneets

[Anonymous No.]

Mikado.

[Anonymous No.]

Dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339194
You sick sad twisted individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339263
>calling someone an "individual"

that sure brings me back to the 90s

[Anonymous No.]

I like Yan Yan.

>>11339205
How do you "play pocky"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339248
>tfw no strawberry mikado in europe

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339269
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pick-up_sticks

[Anonymous No.]

only fat weebs eat pocky

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339278
Daim Mikado more than makes up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339269
You put a pocky in your mouth and have your friend put the other end in his mouth and you eat to the centre and then kiss like HELL dude

[Anonymous No.]

fell when no pokcy

[Anonymous No.]

I tried some today, I am bulking so I can eat like a piece of shit.

Not that bad but the sticks were fused together so I didn't get the satisfaction of eating them one by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339294
bulking is bad for you

please don't exploit your body

[Anonymous No.]

Vegemite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339297
I need to lift heavier or else it is all for nothing! Bulking isn't bad for you either.

[Anonymous No.]

snickers

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339303
it's bad for you

not only is gaining a lot of weight at once bad for your general health, but it can also affect your mentally, as in tamper with your regular eating habits and lifestyle

please exercise honestly and don't take shortcuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339312
I am not gaining much weight at once. Bulking it is not really a shortcut as you still have to exercise tons to see any result.

>but it can also affect your mentally
I have drugs for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339312
If you're on roids it's perfectly healthy to bulk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339332
he's making a big mistake and he'll end up really messed up but he seems dead set on wrecking his body anyway for the sake of some thick, rippling muscle that's purely for show and has no real function

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339282
>tfw these aren't available either in my country

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339340
They'll lift heavier and heavier things. It isn't like I can't lose weight either. How would you make gains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339344
and their body will respond with thicker and thicker muscle, which is totally fine if your goal was to become lionfood, pose in a muscle show or flex for the ladies

if your goal is to become strong, you're making a big mistake. i would make "gains" (brainwashed by /fit/ and the general gym corporation media i see) by eating right, taking care of my body without the use of drugs and ``supple-ments'' and doing hard exercise with my own body. once you realize strength is far more than muscle you won't do silly things like bulk and then lift 400kg then wreck your spine, live on painkillers and overeat from all the appetite you build

[Anonymous No.]

It should be no surprise to anyone with a passing familiarity with vidcons that pocky is the ideal food to snack on when playing aforementioned object (although 'playing' is an inappropriate word, because you experience, rather than play, a vidcon; I shall use 'playing' for the sake of simplicity). For those ignorant to the intricacies of this fine Japanese cuisine, imagine a delicate stick of sweetened bread about the width and length of a chopstick, its tip coated in the richest chocolate imaginable. The bold flavor of the chocolate is complimented by the small nuts that caress the tip, creating a culinary juxtaposition of sweetness and saltiness that can only have been hatched in the mind of a chef versed in the subtle paradoxes of Eastern cooking. They are light and easy to eat and hold, useful for vidconning on the go, and their sugar content add that extra boost for late night vidcons. Therefore, pocky has garnered itself the precious title of "Ultimate Vidcon Snack". Perhaps the only drawback of pocky is its limited availability in the West, though this cannot be attributed to the snack itself, but the infuriating baboons that think they are running grocery stores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339342
I'm sure you can find an oriental grocery store that sells Pocky.

[Anonymous No.]

who SAYA here

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339367
Is that you arc? Only he would sound so condescending in a NEET thread on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339389
I always wondered about her little belly jewel thing. Is it pierced? Why would sayaka have a piercing there? Why does it even appear? Does normal sayaka have a secret hidden piercing there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339283
I want to try! I hope my boyfriend wants to try it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339407
i hate you..

[Anonymous No.]

Donuts are really otaku!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339407
Is he cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339413
Don't be sad, I can be your bf.

[Anonymous No.]

WWTD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339424,1
He'd laugh at this pathetic weeb thread and take a good, hearty shit on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11339424,2
that's not what WWTD means..........

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>>11339424,3
Please don't oppress Trevor on xir own blog.