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>Friend's gf is weeaboo and chubby
>Goes to cons all the time
>They break up
>She works out and gets /fit/
>Learns all the dances to the openings of those chinese cartoon shows and various J-pop music videos
>Gets invited to all of the cons to dance
>Fucking hot, still weeaboo
>Friend is real jelly
>See her at a conference
>She's wearing a Rei plugsuit cosplay
>I talk shit about my friend to keep the conversation going because she doesn't like him
>Chat her up and talk about how she's always liked me and I've liked her
>Talk about video games and animu
>We both get a bit drunk and start making out
>She says she wants to fuck
>Ok
>(Pay for her hotel room because she's poor)
>She has a quick shower and says she'll wear the plugsuit for foreplay
>Muh dick
>Tell her I'll get us something to eat for later
>Be gone for 5 mins
>She texts me telling me to forget the food and fuck her now
>Pretty much run back to the hotel room
>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Any interesting happen to you lately, /jp/?

>> No.11302448

>>She texts me telling me to forget the food and fuck her now

What a selfish bitch.

>> No.11302454
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how to date a girl without class

- by op

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>> No.11302455

>>11302445
Fuck I'm so jealous.

Proof? Of course not.

>> No.11302456

>>11302454
I took dating classes and they still didn't help.

>> No.11302457
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this isn't /soc/ what in hell are you--
oh. dance thread?

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>>11302457

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>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

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