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Are touhous virgins?

>> No.11278422

Yes
No
Maybe

>> No.11278430
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>>11278420
The only confirmed non-virgin is Suwako.

>> No.11278432
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She gets fucked, right?

>> No.11278435

>>11278430
What about Seiga?

>> No.11278438

>>11278432
She fucked

>> No.11278439

>>11278430
And Watatsuki Sisters
And Seiga
And Kaguya
And Sanae

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>> No.11278442
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>> No.11278444

Reimu isn't a lesbian.

>> No.11278447
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Canon slut.

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>>11278444
>lesbians
'kay, here you go

>> No.11278452

>>11278448
Please stop posting ugly pictures. Also dykes belong on >>>/lgbt/.

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>>11278452

>> No.11278467
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how is this artist so lewd

>> No.11278478
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OP asked if they were virgins. I said no because they can’t give birth to to a Jesus.

>> No.11278499 [DELETED] 

>>11278420
But there isn't males in Gensokyo...

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>>11278478
please leave

crazy old fatass

>> No.11278598

>>11278430
I don`t get it why Suwako lost her virginity?

please explain?

>> No.11278602

I am a virgin and thats how I like my touhous

>> No.11278605

>>11278602
Lmao how old are you?

>> No.11278614

>>11278605
23

>> No.11278618

>>11278614
hahahahahahhaa, how is this even possible?

>> No.11278620

>>11278618
By not having sex

>> No.11278621

>>11278614
Don't imitate me pal but I'll let it slide because I happen to be 23

>> No.11278628

>>11278625
>>11278621
>>11278620
I feel sad for you, brahs.

>> No.11278625

>>11278605
I'm 27

>> No.11278634

>>11278628
Degenerate

>> No.11278643

>>11278634
That's not very nice. It's not my fault that you can't get any pussy.

>> No.11278651
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>>11278605
I lost my v-card but I've never had a real girlfriend. I'm 30 in two weeks. I guess that makes me some sort of lesser wizard like a conjurer or alchemist.

>> No.11278652

>>11278643
I'm not lesbian and I'm saving myself for marriage

>> No.11278653

>>11278643
I'm sure most of /jp/ has had more than one chance but refused for whatever reason. Maybe they were scared, maybe they weren't attracted to her, or maybe they just didn't feel like it.

>> No.11278654

>>11278651
More like a lesser loser.

>> No.11278655

>>11278651
Nope. Had sex=Non wizard.
Hope it was worth it.

>> No.11278660

>>11278654
>>11278655
Thanks for the encouragement bros.

>> No.11278666

>>11278653
I saw some streetwalkers, but didn't solicit. Does that count?

>> No.11278670
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I can't deal with women because with one look at them I can read their minds and its scary. The same thing happens with gay dudes.

Its why I prefer the internet for communication.

>> No.11278673

>>11278653
Keep telling yourself that and stay beta

>> No.11278703

user >>11278660 et. al.

wow, gee thanks for hijacking the thread completely and derailing it, thanks a lot

fuckers

>> No.11278727

>>11278652
You're not a virgin, Milk.

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>>11278598
Suwako is Sanae's ancestor.

>> No.11278816 [DELETED] 

>Found this in a shitposting thread and felt it needed reposting.

As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed! Who never would be missed!

There's the pestilential nuisances who blog their daily lives
All people who post pasta-birds and flying vampires
Those demanding that all girls be busty or all flat
>All people who, when telling tales, decide to post like that
And all crossboarders who on posting Rance threads insist
They'd none of them be missed! They'd none of them be missed!

Then the idiot denouncing in enthusiastic tone
A VN he has not read with opinions not his own
The fellow who asks whether every other game has MILFs
And upon learning otherwise throws autistic fits
And that singular anomaly, the idol fetishist
I don't think he'd be missed! I'm sure he'll not be missed!

And that bottle-pissing madman who looks down on other folk
The hikki elitist! I've got him on the list!
Attention whores, shitposters and that Tohka-obsessed crook
They'd none of 'em be missed! They'd none of 'em be missed!
And irritating tripfags of a self-important kind
Such as what-d'ye-call-him, thing-me-Bob... and likewise... nevermind
And st-st-st... and whatshisname... and also you-know-who
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed! They'd none of 'em be missed!

>> No.11278824

Was this thread ressurected somehow?

>> No.11278833
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>>11278816
there are levels of irony here that i can't comprehend

>> No.11278941 [DELETED] 

feelio w/ virg :*(

>> No.11278986

>>11278420
Depends on the character.

Suwako, of course, is definitely not, since she has descendents.

The Watatsuki sisters probably aren't, since they're happily married. If they are, it's Lunarian mores in action.

The Taoists probably aren't, given Tao's views on sex and that the historical characters that Miko and Tojiko were based on were also married. If I'm not mistaken, either Seiga or her historical basis is also somebody's mother.

Any long-lived character, such as Fujiwara no Mokou and many youkai, may well have tried having sex at some point out of boredom or whatever. Particularly youkai, and especially tengu and oni, since they're less likely to give a darn about human morals and those last two tend to drink a lot of alcohol. Of course, many types of youkai likely have lower sex drives than humans, since it's not necessary for them to propagate, and in the case of object youkai it would be unnatural for them.

Reimu and Marisa most likely are still virgins, since they live on their own well away from humans and are rather caught up in their own business, and this state has continued since before they reached puberty sometime between the PC-98 and Windows games.

>>11278439
Since when was Kaguya not a virgin again?

>> No.11278990

>>11278738
Tell that to Virgin Mary

>> No.11279043

>>11278986
You can't actually know that though. There are no males in gensokyo so it can't be through sex they get children. She could still be a virgin even with ancestors.

>> No.11279106

>>11279043
>There are no males in gensokyo
False, we've seen or heard of some males. Plus I think ZUN said there are plenty of males, he just doesn't like drawing them.
>She could still be a virgin even with ancestors.
I think you mean descendants. Anyway, if you're referring to Suwako, didn't the Moriyas enter Gensokyo recently? Long after Suwako would have created Sanae's family line?

>> No.11279115

I bet Aya and Hatate have had sex with their cute tengu boyfriends.

>> No.11279117

Women are gross dude.

>> No.11279134

>>11279117
FAAAAAAAAG

>> No.11279142
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>>11279043
>There are no males in gensokyo
look at this dipshit.

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>>11279142
Um... how come that looks like another character cosplaying as Rinnosuke and not him?

>> No.11279188

>>11278478
Yukari is no virgin

>> No.11279256
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is this the slut thread?

>> No.11279372

>>11278990
Virgin Mary was virgin no more after Joseph fugged her and gave Jesus bros and sisters.

He was their Aniki.

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>> No.11279529

>>11278833
I guess Janny didn't like that poem. I did. Btw, I'm the anon that found and reposted it.

>> No.11279538

>>11278420
suwako is the only canonical nonvirgin

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