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printed out a picture of youmu (my favorite touhou) to show my mom and she said "why is he wearing a dress"...... fuck my life.

>> No.11268888

Holy shit, your mom owned you HARD.

>> No.11268896
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>>11268881
epic lel story, m8. But seriously, why is he wearing a dress?

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>> No.11268908

you shouldn't be so hard on your mum, OP

she's doing her best to accept her homosexual son's lifestyle!

>> No.11268919

>>11268908
>be OP
>be hard on mum
>one day, pin mum down in her room
>ejaculate in her
>is milf

>> No.11268924
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>>11268919
gat the heck

>> No.11268925
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Youmu is a girl!

>> No.11268929

o shite m8 good thing i always have this link on hand
http://www.britishburnassociation.org/burns-units

>> No.11268931

Youmu is a cute boy!

>> No.11268937

>>11268925
[citation needed]

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>>11268925

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>>11268925

>> No.11268977

>>11268974
Why would you censor the post number?

>> No.11268989
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>>11268925

>>11268977
I must be too tired, didn't know why I did that at all.

>> No.11269852

>>11268989
Are people this stupid really browsing /jp/?

>> No.11270451

OMG OP IS A GRILL
WHY ISNT ANYONE NOTICE THAT?

>> No.11270470

>>11269852
They're being stupid ``ironically''.

>> No.11270477

>Be bisexual
>Have Youmu as best 2hu
I have no regrets.

>> No.11270491

Does anyone else ever read over threads like this and think how hard /jp/ must be to understand for outsiders?

>> No.11270503

>>11270491
A board full of random people posting whatever. Truly deep and incomprehensible.

>> No.11270508

>>11270477
bisexuals are just guys who can't get any pussy

>> No.11270524 [DELETED] 

>>11270508
or guys who are sluts

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11270546

Why don't you show her a nice woman like Yuyuko?

>> No.11270549

>>11270546
too old

>> No.11270568 [DELETED] 

#rekt

>> No.11270580

You are doomed either way, OP.

- Flat chests: "Anon has a thing for boys/ is a pedophile!"
- Large chests: "Anon is a male chauvinist!"

>> No.11270584
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11270584

Youmu is manly!

>> No.11270593

>>11270508
You must be bisexual then.

>> No.11270598

>>11270508
There is nothing wrong on sucking touhou crosplayer's dick.

>> No.11270600

>>11270580
What about average sized breasts?

>> No.11270605

>>11270600
"Are you gay, anon?"

>> No.11270613

>>11270600
wat

>> No.11270618

Why were you printing out 2hy pictures?

>> No.11270666

>>11270618
yeah, i only print tcg cards

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>> No.11270715
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PLEASE STOP BULLYING YOUMU

>> No.11270748

>>11270715
Youmu a shit

>> No.11271879

>>11270715
DEEP♂
DARK♂
FANTASY

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youmu thred? lets do this

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>> No.11279200

>>11268925
Dat dorkyness.

>> No.11279228
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I wouldn't really mind Youmu being a boy anyway.

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>>11268881
It looks like a giant blobfish is about to touch her between her thighs.

>> No.11279446
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She'll kill you will adorable

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>>11268881
>why is he wearing a dress
Tell your mom that Youmu is a girl!

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11279546

She must be pretty old-timey if girls can't have short hair.

>> No.11279558

>>11270508

If you can't appreciate the beauty of a penis then I feel sorry for you.

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