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meme

>> No.11265438
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11265438

>no penis

>> No.11265439

I don't get it.

>> No.11265450

>>11265435
What's the purpose of trying to get banned every day? Serious question.

>> No.11265456

I want to fuck a girl, any tips?

>> No.11265473

>>11265456
use viagra to keep it up
and
stay away from the mouth

>> No.11265478

>>11265473
Why viagra?

>> No.11265488

>>11265478
?
when they hit and screams it can be real turning off for some
unless you like that sort of thing

>> No.11265496

>>11265488
What the fuck is wrong with you, sicko? I don't want to rape anyone.

>> No.11265503

>>11265496
its not a rape if they like it
and all female secretly want it ...

>> No.11265505

>>11265496
well how the fuck were we supposed to know you wanted to do it the difficult way

>> No.11265506

My 2hu thread got deleted but THIS is still here?

>> No.11265511

>>11265503
Really? Then which places are best to find a girl to rape?
>>11265505
Sorry, I just want to fuck a girl but I don't want to do anything bad.

>> No.11265512

>>11265511
Playgrounds.

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>>11265438

>3DPD

>> No.11265515

>>11265506
hot 3d porn is otaku culture

fuck off abnormal

>> No.11265516

>>11265511

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>> No.11265517

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>> No.11265522

>>11265496
Actually woman becomes most fertile and has a high chance of getting pregnant during rape.

Go for it tiger ;)

>> No.11265526

>>11265522
Thanks I'll try. I'm very nervous, though. I never had sex before

>> No.11265525
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>>11265517
Thanks anon! I just my the love of my life and we're getting married next week. Totally recommend this website for christian hook-ups. May God keep our relationship a healthy one as to yours.

>> No.11265532

>>11265525
>I have 3 awesome kids
She sounds like a woman for me.

>> No.11265535

>>11265522
Thats BS and you know it, stop demeaning women
I can't believe there are people like this on /jp/.. People like you are fucking SICK and need to be shot.

>> No.11265540

>>11265535
Sup, hottie ;)) Wanna go out?

>> No.11265541

>>11265535

>rape victim speaking

>> No.11265543

What's the point of bringing parody feminism to /jp/?

>> No.11265542

>>11265535
you know you want it, baby ;)

>> No.11265545

>>11265541
I have never been raped, but I have a friend who has and she has told me alot about it. It's almost the most terrible thing a human can experience and you people making fun of it have no idea how horrible it really is.

>> No.11265547

>>11265543
what's the point of posting on /jp/

>> No.11265548

>>11265543
To accompany the parody white knights and parody misogynists.

>> No.11265549

>>11265540
Stop posting like a fag

>> No.11265552

>>11265496
>>11265535
>>11265545
Rape turn me on a lot, especially tears and the 11 yard stare thing at the end

Am I a monster?

>> No.11265551

>>11265545
>It's almost the most terrible thing a human can experience

This is what women actually think.

>> No.11265553

>>11265545
This is why rapists should wear condoms. It would render the rape experience totally harmless and turn it into simple, fun surprise sex.

>> No.11265554

>>11265548
I thought our misogynists were real misogynists.

>> No.11265555

>>11265545

Sounds hot. Can I get your friends contacts?

>> No.11265560

>>11265549
That's why you'll never get any pussy, beta.

>> No.11265561

>>11265552
Yes, you are a monster and you should be in the elecrtic chair you disgusting male

>> No.11265556

>>11265552
Rape is a social construct. So I don't think so.

>> No.11265557

>>11265555

QUADS for contacts.

>> No.11265558

>>11265552
What's your favorite nukige?

>> No.11265565

>>11265553
what's the point of sex without insemination and impregnation
you might as well just be masturbating

>> No.11265567

>>11265554
It's hard to tell sometimes.

>> No.11265568

>>11265558
Does Violated Heroine count as a nukige?

>> No.11265572

>>11265565
Sex feels good. Vaginas are warm and slimy.

>> No.11265571

>>11265568
I guess so. Nobody's playing it for the plot.

>> No.11265576

>>11265572
then just get an onahole and some lube

>> No.11265582

>>11265576
You can't dominate an onahole.

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>> No.11265591

>>11265587
>>11265586
Lol, you guys are pathetic. Keep masturbating, you will never experience the real thing.

>> No.11265586

>>11265582
You can. In fact you do dominate it.
Use your imagination.

>> No.11265587

>>11265582
use your imagination you turd

or do you just start at your manboobs in the mirror when fucking your onahole

>> No.11265590

>>11265560
>Getting pussy
Keep on praising the pussy turboweeblord.

>> No.11265594

>>11265572
They also look ugly :(

yuck...

LQ porn flw ;)

>> No.11265623

>>11265591
Not either of them, but the real thing isn't anything special really. For a while it's epic but soon enough it gets really boring. It becomes like excercise... I don't wanna exercise!

>> No.11265629

>>11265591
Why are you so addicted to the real thing? Can't you think of your life without it? Please tell us more about yourself.

>> No.11265635

>>11265629
You should try it. Onaholes don't compare. Just don't be a shitty lover and learn to dominate women.

>> No.11265643

>>11265635
but i don't want to dominate
i want to love tenderly
three dimensional women can't comprehend love

>> No.11265647

>>11265635
>Onaholes don't compare
How do you know? Can you mention at least 3 reasons as to why women are supposedly better?

>> No.11265652

>>11265643
You just can't provide any.
>>11265647
You can't apply reason to feelings. Just try it, virg.

>> No.11265659

>>11265658
>The only reason behind life is to procreate and spread your superior genes
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

>> No.11265658

>>11265629
You're a stupid looser, aren't you? The only reason behind life is to procreate and spread your superior genes, even better when you dominate a virgin who thinks that sex is the same as masturbation, heh.

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WWTD?

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