MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

[Anonymous No.]

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

[Anonymous No.]

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

[Anonymous No.]

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

[Anonymous No.]

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

[ワルテルちゃん No.]

The fact that nobody broke this combo makes me so sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1125517
Go back to /b/. Nobody cares about this shit here.

[Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs No.]

>>1125517

This isn't /b/, we don't care about combos.

[Anonymous No.]

success

[Anonymous No.]

I thought summer was over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1125517
lol fail troll time, aren't we...

[Anonymous No.]

lol niggers

[Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs No.]

And it pains me to say this, but this would've been a lot better thread if it had Touhou futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1125554
Shut up, Troll 2.

[Anonymous No.]

[ワルテルちゃん No.]

>>1125562
...

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1125554
Faggot.

[OeWei !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

>>1125578
I like when someone thinks his e-peen will increase if any ratings are always high, and ends up messing everything that was funny to the whole idea.
Needs moar trolls with common sense.
Good job, dude, trollan time has just started, y? lol.

[OeWei !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

Shut up, Out of hands; case over...ect.