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Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:28:25 2013 No.11251051 [Reply] [Original]

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE HUMAN GIRLS SO ANGRY AT YOUKAI?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

* 1) They have awesome resistance to physical damage
* 2) They are more fit, they can outfly any human female anytime
* 3) They got waaaay stronger danmaku
* 4) They know how to treat a man better
* 5) They can take care of themselves. humans have forgot how to live without a society
* 6) They got specialities. They can gap, read minds, create universes, nuke things, you name it!
* 7) A youkai male wouldn't date a human girl. On the other hand, human men would drop their human girlfriend anytime for a youkai girl if given the chance
* 8) They're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 2000 years ago, but nowadays being with a human gf sucks whereas being with a youkai gf is cool as hell
* 9) They got a sense of what family is about
* 10) They are amaaazing in bed

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

We know we are not going back :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:29:09 2013 No.11251053 remove youkai scum from /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:31:39 2013 No.11251059 aaron butt :))

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:34:09 2013 No.11251071 File: 114 KB, 500x600, 1321746988934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish to racemix with a Youkai. But Eirin is a Lunarian. I'd like to racemix with a Lunarian then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:34:24 2013 No.11251072 I wanna give Dr. Eirin an "injection" if you know what I mean ;) (my semen in her butt LOL)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:35:09 2013 No.11251078 File: 59 KB, 500x500, 1338233671599.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:35:55 2013 No.11251080 File: 655 KB, 1130x1592, 1370481902300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11251059 :)))

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:37:39 2013 No.11251086 File: 1.05 MB, 1218x1200, 1327273945887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:40:09 2013 No.11251098 >>11251051 Are you saying I should blanda up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:43:24 2013 No.11251109 What does girl butt feel like

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:44:40 2013 No.11251115 File: 1.52 MB, 1200x1400, 1356915870551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11251098 With youkai

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:45:40 2013 No.11251117 Those hips are begging for a baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:50:24 2013 No.11251135 File: 187 KB, 684x1024, 9098344577_1df9d27390_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aarin butt :))

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:51:24 2013 No.11251139 >>11251115 Yes ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:52:55 2013 No.11251144 >>11251135 >ass out of focus :((

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Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:53:24 2013 No.11251147
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Maybe one day when dream and reality intertwine, we'll be able become traitors of our human race and get some of that delicious yokai booty and create unlikable half human half yokai babies that only we can love.
But until now, all we can do is believe /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:55:24 2013 No.11251154 >>11251147 at least we have /jp/ boy butt in the meantime

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:55:24 2013 No.11251155 File: 407 KB, 720x1080, 1353105138802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11251144 :))

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:57:55 2013 No.11251160 >>11251135 le jap face

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 16:59:09 2013 No.11251167 File: 774 KB, 1918x1067, 1350531536833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11251117 HIPS!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 17:06:24 2013 No.11251192 File: 373 KB, 888x1083, 9082028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11251167

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 17:09:40 2013 No.11251208 File: 340 KB, 667x800, 8c6a15b2d73ecdca2098125054b4f908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] finally has been created thread with most intelligent girl on picture

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:28:54 2013 No.11251435 File: 119 KB, 850x801, 1346717526212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love touhou milfs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:35:24 2013 No.11251452 File: 310 KB, 760x1050, 1374877689444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you impregnate a Youkai? Do youkai smell good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:37:39 2013 No.11251459 >>11251452 Yes Depends on Youkai

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:40:39 2013 No.11251468 >>11251452 Stinkbug of gensokyo is a stinky gross girl, she doesn't smell good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:42:55 2013 No.11251474 File: 1.65 MB, 3306x2400, Reimu30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reimu it's no stinky inhuman beast youkai, disgusting. Hakurei Reimu is love. >>11251452 Yes No

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:43:39 2013 No.11251477 >>11251468 A stinky girl is fine too. I wouldn't want a girl who smelled too good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:44:24 2013 No.11251480 >>11251474 Reimu is a traitor and will be the first against the wall when the youukai rise up. Manifest Lebensraum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:47:40 2013 No.11251486 Why are 3D girls so angry at 2D girls and at us in the process?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:50:25 2013 No.11251491 File: 1.03 MB, 1313x1863, 37057739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't think they all get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:52:25 2013 No.11251494 File: 444 KB, 883x1000, 1374094430576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11251486 How would a girl feel to know that I love a 2hu more than I could ever love them? That would probably hurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:57:55 2013 No.11251507 I wanna see a youkai steal a human girl's boyfriend, by using her powers to give him pleasure no human girl could give.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 19:01:25 2013 No.11251514 >>11251507 Not a youkai, but girls stealing a guy is my favorite type of NTR http://exhentai.org/g/529562/657db0d794/ Its only good if the girl being NTR'd is forced to watch and cries about it though.

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Anonymous Wed Jul 31 19:14:25 2013 No.11251543

>>11251514
I think the important part is that she looks pitiable. Like here
http://exhentai.org/s/d25141c2e3/489604-26

It's not the focal point, but that reminder that she's in the same room, sleeping peacefully like that while her husband is fucking her best friend, makes me feel really bad for her, which makes me aroused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 19:20:10 2013 No.11251562 >* 10) They are amaaazing in bed How would you know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 19:27:10 2013 No.11251577 >>11251494 I wouldn't want to be loved by an ugly HERMIT so I probably wouldn't be hurt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 19:29:56 2013 No.11251589 >>11251577 who TRUhermit here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 19:54:55 2013 No.11251661 >>11251051 I haven't seen this pasta in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 20:18:25 2013 No.11251747 >>11251154 you called? http://www.mediafire.com/download/iotlhm1h1v3o3ay/MoreJPfun.rar http://www.mediafire.com/download/tzpwvg30xppmst5/SakuyaXMomijir.zip

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 20:42:26 2013 No.11251824 File: 52 KB, 400x250, 1370481951453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11251747 Get that lewd ass shit the fuck OUTTA HERE!!

>>	eyedea !H.A58KCjY2 Wed Jul 31 20:48:25 2013 No.11251848 AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 20:49:40 2013 No.11251852 >>11251589 I live the frozen north in a cabin by myself with 4 generators, 10,000 litres petrol and satellite internet. fakeHERMITS pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 20:50:11 2013 No.11251856 >>11251852 >implying I don't live in a bucket

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 20:50:41 2013 No.11251859 >>11251562 he's luckier than all of us

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 20:54:25 2013 No.11251873 >>11251824 Touhou is /jp/ related

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 20:55:10 2013 No.11251877 >>11251562 I'm writing this from Gensokyo right now and I can confirm it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:09:12 2013 No.11251905 >>11251856 What's a bucket and how do I go about living in one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:12:41 2013 No.11251910 >>11251905 Well first, are u a 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:51:56 2013 No.11251995 >>11251910 no ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 07:24:56 2013 No.11253553 File: 117 KB, 850x708, paleasee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11251747 please tell me there is more of this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:16:27 2013 No.11253627 >>11251747 These make me feel funny....

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:07:01 2013 No.11254515 >>11251562 fuckin rekt

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