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hey /jp/ can you cheer me up please?

>> No.11247674

>>11247672
dicks

>> No.11247692

Do something mindless and unfulfilling to take your mind off of how your life is going nowhere.

>> No.11247700
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11247700

Want a toothpick?

>> No.11247701

No. I said I'd hug and kiss you earlier and you ignored me. So go fuck yourself.

>> No.11247710

>>11247692
This. It always works for me.

>> No.11247714
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11247714

My handsome face will do the trick!

>> No.11247721

>>11247700
stop josh

>> No.11247722

>>11247700
hi its u again hi stop callin people retards pls

>> No.11247723

>>11247714

I wouldn't be surprised if most of /jp/ actually looked like this.

>> No.11247724

>>11247723
i bet u look like a male model lol
u must get bare pussi innit bruv

>> No.11247732

>>11247724
Not that guy, but girls occasionally tend to flirt with me. Too bad none of them are loli.

>> No.11247733

>>11247723
most of /jp/ is hot judging by the pics of the users that get posted

>> No.11247735

>>11247732
>too bad
why

>> No.11247736

>>11247733
The twitter crew is not /jp/.

>> No.11247738
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11247738

>>11247732
forgot pic

>> No.11247739

>>11247733
I am proof of this

>> No.11247741

>>11247738
nice haircut retard
did ur mum put a bowl on ur head and cut round it?
lolol

>> No.11247747

>>11247733

this

/jp/sies are all tall and supremely handsome young men who dropped out of plebian society to live as stoic hermits funposting ironically on the internet to satirize social mores and the inherent absurdity of life.

we are nietzche's ubermensch.

>> No.11247748

>>11247741
moms haircuts are free

>> No.11247749

>>11247736
/jp/ is the twitter crew.
we are all normals
all the truneets left ages ago
this is the new r9k

>> No.11247753
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11247753

>>11247741
got a trim

>> No.11247754

>>11247753
how many nectar points did you get with that shirt m8
that must have set you back at least tree fiddy

>> No.11247758

>>11247747
I'm not tall, but I know I'm handsome because gay men on the Internet told me so.

Also, that's not the definition of Übermensch at all.

>> No.11247757

>>11247749

They'll all be back mid August like always and by that time I'll have fun running you off my board.

>> No.11247761

>>11247757
you couldn't run up the stairs without getting a stitch u massive homolord
so scurred

>> No.11247762

>>11247749
What the fug is the twitter crew??

>> No.11247769
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11247769

pic

>> No.11247772

>>11247761

test me bitch
>>11247762
A legion of normals.

>> No.11247773

>>11247769
based google images

>> No.11247775

>>11247747
I'm tall, handsome and muscular, but girls scare me and I wish I could be a cute little girl

>> No.11247778

>>11247775
too bad you're black

>> No.11247782

>>11247735
Because I'd love to have a loli for a girlfriend.

>> No.11247786

>>11247778
I'm white and also I have money

>> No.11247784

>>11247778
tall dark and handsome

>> No.11247783

Only middle aged ladies and gay men are attracted to me

>> No.11247789

>>11247786
too bad you have a micropenis

>> No.11247790

I have a pic of me dressed as a meido but I won't post it, teehee.

>> No.11247792
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11247792

tfw you're the buffed dude but don't lift

>> No.11247793

Take DMT, and you will literally go to gensokyo. You will see it.

>> No.11247800

>>11247789
My penis is above average and it gets quite hard

>> No.11247796
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11247796

Why must hate prevail? Focus on my beauty /jp/

>> No.11247797
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11247797

>>11247792
same

>> No.11247799

>>11247790
Don't be like that. If one of us ever did actually post something we' be called an attention whore. What do you expect?

>> No.11247805

>>11247796
you have lovely milky skin

>> No.11247804

>>11247792
When I had friends I was told that I'm lucky because even though I don't go to the gym or work out I'm naturally fit and muscular.

I wish I were more slim and shorter and cuter instead of being tall and hairy and imposing.

>> No.11247803

>>11247797
who is that anyway

>> No.11247807

>>11247800
shame you'll never use it on a female

>> No.11247812

>>11247807
;_;
All I want to use it on is on a cute /jp/ boypussy...

>> No.11247818
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11247818

>>11247812
anxiously awaiting!

>> No.11247820

>>11247818
thats me u nerd howd u get my pict?

>> No.11247821

>>11247807
Being a pedophile with a large penis is suffering.

>> No.11247823

>>11247800
How big is above average?

I measured mine before and it was 18cm but I think it's pretty small?

>> No.11247825

>>11247821
>being a pedophile with a small penis is suffering.

>> No.11247827

>>11247818
1 boy 2 pussies

I'm sorry

>> No.11247828

My boyfriend is very handsome too he is strong which makes me feel safe

>> No.11247832

>>11247758

If you define ubermensch as people who defy social norms and replace them with their own, then floor-shitting NEETs are closer to being ubermensch than anyone

>> No.11247831

delete this shit please

>> No.11247836

>>11247828
gay as HELL
GAY GAY GAY

>> No.11247837
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11247837

/jp/ meetup

>> No.11247844

>>11247823

Thats roughly on the average side, maybe a tad below average but still not bad.

>> No.11247838

>>11247825
You've got it wrong. With a small penis even if by some twist of fate you're able to do lewd things with a loli you probably won't cause her pain. Compared to a larger penis that may not even fit into her mouth, she could probably at least suck some of a smaller cock. Compared with simply not fitting inside of her body elsewhere, a small penis may just be a tight fit for her. She may even enjoy it. A large penis would just rip and tear her and cause her lots of pain.

Not to mention there are other numerous downsides to having a large penis.

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>>11247837
/jp/ meetup

>> No.11247846

>>11247836
What's gay about having a boyfriend?

>> No.11247845

>>11247828
I'm going to take you as my boyfriend

>> No.11247847

>>11247844
based surveyor of dicks
u must lov ur job lol

>> No.11247850

>>11247843
/jp/ isn't fat

>> No.11247852

>>11247837
that guy second from the left must be the comedian in the group

>> No.11247856

>>11247853
based newblood

>> No.11247853

Holy fuck /jp/ is shit

No cuteposting, no thouhou bumps, nothing. Just shitposting.

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11247855

/jp/ meetup

>> No.11247859

>>11247853

I posted in a touhou thread a few hours ago but nobody posted in it after me.

>> No.11247858

>>11247855
Me on the left with my meiling daki

>> No.11247861

>>11247858
woah teach me invisibilitee pls

>> No.11247862

>>11247859
>59
maybe cos u smell

>> No.11247867

>>11247823
>While results vary slightly across reputable studies, the consensus is that the mean human penis is in the range 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) or, equivalently (4.23 in, 7.53 in) — that is, it is 95% certain that the true mean is at least 10.7 cm but not more than 19.1 cm.[5][6][7]

>> No.11247869

>>11247867
based googling "average dick size" and copy pasting the first bit of text from the first link bro

>> No.11247871

Speaking of big dicks a relative is visiting and sleeping in a room right next to my bathroom so I feel like I have to use the other bathroom elsewhere in the house. I brought my laptop, plugged it in, logged on, and then sat down on the toilet and my penis went into the water. I almost cried. I thought that at least in my own house of all places I wouldn't find reminders of this curse. I couldn't even go to the bathroom. I just held it until they left the house the following day and used my normal toilet. Even if just the tip of my penis rests at the edge of the water in my usual toilet it's much better than the whole head going into the water.

>> No.11247870

>>11247867
I'd rather you come measure it with your tongue!

>> No.11247873

>>11247870
o-ok... *slurp slurp*

>> No.11247876

>>11247844
>18cm
>maybe a tad below average

>> No.11247881

>>11247873
Is it to your satisfaction? :)

>> No.11247889

>>11247845
Please do not.

>> No.11247891

>>11247845
Please do not.

>> No.11247916

>>11247881
It's big uhfff... Please cum in my inexperienced mouth now, master aahhh *opens wide*

>> No.11247935

Licking my penis makes me feel better.

>> No.11247937

>>11247748
this

>> No.11247949

>>11247935
does it smell?
if it does i would love to

>> No.11247973

>>11247949
I often rub my fingers on it and hold them to my nose.

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