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Patchy needs to go on a diet.

>> No.11231891 [DELETED] 
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>> No.11231890

I hate Patchouli fans so much.

>> No.11231895

>>11231890

And all of us as well?

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>> No.11231905

I'll feed her even more and get her even bigger then play with her fat tummy.

>> No.11231915

What can I say, fatchouli is irresistible.

>> No.11231954

would you play patche's belly like a bongo drum

>> No.11231957

>>11231891
What's HOMU doing here?

>> No.11231960

>>11231954
That would hurt her. I would just come up behind her at random times of the day and grab a roll.

>> No.11231966

>>11231960
have you ever played your belly? It's totally painless and fun. Have you ever grabbed your rolls? Really painful! Shameful too!

>> No.11231968

>>11231966
I don't have a big belly or rolls.

>> No.11231970

>>11231968
Well, you can still play on your belly regardless! In fact, your experience would be more painful than patche's, since her rolls would absorb the shock, and I guarantee your experience would be totally painless. Pinky promise~

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>>11231957
Why isn't there more HOMU

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HOMU

>> No.11232400

I like homu but I love Patchouli.

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>>11232400
Please love HOMU more

>> No.11232448

why do people like Homu so much

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>>11232448
bang! homu pierced your heart and made you fall in love with her

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where my fatNEETs at

>> No.11232466

>>11232460
Is that a question?

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>>11232460
Homu isn't a fatneet

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>>11232448
Glasses Homura is pretty cute. I don't know why people like the other ones.

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>>11232471
I like all homu but regular homu is my favorite homu

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so cute...

>> No.11232550

I hate Homura so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

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>>11232550
Are you sayak?

>> No.11232591

>>11231884
Her boobs are too big, but the rest of her is a good size.

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>>11231884
Patchy doesn't need to go on a diet!

>> No.11232640

She's just bulking.

>> No.11232656

She's healthy!

>> No.11232682

fuck /jp/ gave me a chubby girl fetish
now all i want is to grab a soft chubby girl

>> No.11232688

>>11232682
Good, good. You finally have seen the light. Girls are supposed to be soft and chubby.

>> No.11232691

>>11232682
3D chubby is nothing like 2D chubby.
Make no mistake and be forewarned!

>> No.11232702

>>11232682
Your goal isn't too far from your grasp to be quite honest; just be careful what you wish for

>> No.11232704

>>11232691
3D chubby can be good too!

>> No.11232711

>>11232702
Haha, grasp.

>> No.11232728

>>11232726
I don't understand.

>> No.11232726

>>11232704
3D chubby has scratches instead of blisters

>> No.11232734

>>11232702
Are you saying there could be chubby /jp/ girls right here, right now?

>> No.11232755

>>11232734
No, but they're not hard to find, or very picky. Many people fancy themselves foxes, and as such seek the finest grapes; if you can savor a low-hanging fruit, you should do so without complaining of a bruise or two.

>> No.11232763

>>11232761
"Nice" is relative.

>> No.11232761

>>11232755
So you're telling me, I could easily go out and find a nice, chubby girl that likes /jp/ related things?

>> No.11232767

>>11232761
One time there was a person from /cgl/ who came here and said they liked us, and that she wanted to make cupcakes and do fun things together.
Not sure if it was fake but it sounded nice, normally girls only want sex.

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Maybe just a bit. I still want to lewdly knead all that meat.

And so, what was the last consensus about Patchy's flabbiness?. Anything could be hidden under those robes anyway.

>> No.11232771

I want to take a skinny girl and feed her until she gets fat. And I could say "Look at you, you fatty fat fat. You went and got fat. No one will want you now that you're a fatty." and then I would comfort her.

>> No.11232780

>>11232771
>autism
girls get chubby as they age. Dont find a young chubby girl, she will be obese when she gets older.

>> No.11232789

>>11232761
Yeah, but finding one without self esteem issues or some sort of annoyingly obcessive behavior is the tough part. Many don't choose to be chubby, and it's more of a sign of something she's not addressing. You'd be hard-pressed to not get some sort of fujoshit, self-defeatist, full-blown casual, etc.

Tl;dr- chubby chicks with /jp/sie tendencies frequent cons, internet forums, and the like and like when you give them attention, but can be emotionally draining to deal with.

>> No.11232800

>>11232789
I'm more than okay with self esteem issues, self-defeatism, and fujoshi.

>> No.11232805

>>11232800
Fujioshi might be able to take care of themselves but the other two have the potential to be clingy as hell.

>> No.11232807

>>11232805
Clingy is good, almost a preference.

>> No.11232810

>>11232807
Do you enjoy having free time?

>> No.11232811

>>11232789
Why are there no quiet girls.
I dont want to talk about stupid shit, I can do that ten times faster online on 4chan.
We can do things instead

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homu

>> No.11232814

>>11232810
I see what you're getting at, but I wouldn't mind her being a little crazy.

>> No.11232820

>>11232811
Because all the real quiet girls are putting themselves out there. They're busy staying at home or at libraries, hiding from the world.

>> No.11232828

>>11232814
Everybody says this, but it's not the fun kind of crazy, it's more of a "now that i've spent the whole day with her it's time to kick back and enjoy some alone time now ring ring ring FUCK" kind of thing.

Or maybe you'll hit a perfect girl jackpot, but more likely than not you don't know what you're getting into.

>> No.11232835

>>11232800
I wish the best for you.

If you want the direct approach, just go to whatever constitutes as a japan-gathering in your region and think of yourself as a bright light within it, and things will probably sort themselves out from there.

Remember, be the bright light.

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>> No.11232848

>>11232828
I still think I would be more than okay with it, but I totally understand what you're talking about and why the warning was issued.

>> No.11232873

>>11232828
The worst is when you find a 90% decent girl who is good apart from her constant negativity that becomes a vampiric influence on your life and doesn't respond to any sort of cheering up outside of physical intimacy.

She could have chosen happiness whenever she really wanted it...

>> No.11232879

>>11232848
If you're a fucking pushover like me you'll find it very hard to extract yourself from the relationship if everything goes south. But it sounds like you won't be deterred.

I think the most common relationship these girls usually end up in is abusive guy with clingy girl.

Good luck, or something.

>> No.11232890

>>11232879
I'm not a pushover, but I'm no "alpha male". I don't know what word to use exactly.

>> No.11232895

>>11232890
average MC type

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why did you stop talking about homu

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>>11233044
Because you didnt post her enough

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>>11233111
homu will rise

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>>11231884
I've got a diet for patchy to try.

>> No.11233641

homuhomu

>> No.11233707

Why is there so much chubby futa?

>> No.11233714

>>11233707
Is there?
I normally look up muscle futa.

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>>11232767
>/cgl/

I'm quoting the ugly truth

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