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Go to omegle.com
Put "/jp/" in interests
Talk with /jp/!

>> No.11230478

But we can talk right here dude

>> No.11230481

>>11230478
What do you like to do?

>> No.11230486

>>11230481
I played tennis this morning, but I mostly like to do fly fishing on weekends. And you?

>> No.11230499

>>11230481
>>11230486
GAAAAYS

>> No.11230505

>>11230486
i /b/ost on /jp/ :-------DDD

>> No.11230524
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11230524

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>You both like /jp/.

>> No.11230531

I'd like to buy a biliard table but it's too big for my room

>> No.11230542

Sorry dude, didn't mean to be a dick.
-From Russia.

>> No.11230538

>>11230531
Just play at the bar.

>> No.11230545

>>11230524
Ice cream? I love ice cream!

>> No.11230561

>>11230538
I'm not a reel NEET, but going to a bar and play alone? That's some tough shit

>> No.11230571

>>11230561
Playing alone is boring it doesn't matter if you are at home or at bar, you should consider getting a "biliard buddy".

>> No.11230579

I stopped going on omegle. Everyone from /jp/ types so god damn slow and its usually just one word responses.
I just want to meet a cute /jp/ guy in my area, is that so much to ask?

>> No.11230582

>>11230579
Yes it is.

>> No.11230584
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11230584

You're playing pool when your opponent fouls. You now have two shots. You pot one of your balls.
Do you now have two shots or one shot?

>> No.11230598

>>11230579
Why are you so fucking gay?

>> No.11230600

>>11230584
[X] smoke the pot

>> No.11230603

>>11230598
Doing gay stuff is fun, don't you enjoy it too?

>> No.11230623

>>11230584
stop asking that

your european rules suck ass

>> No.11230624

>>11230579
Try to start a conversation, get the ball rolling, it sounds like normalfag talk, but once you manage to do it you'll get it right almost all the time.
The hardest part is finding an icebreaker.

>> No.11230630

>>11230624
>using pua to pick up /jp/ boys on omegle
holy shit why didnt I think of this

>> No.11230631

Bye anon who I didn't get to say bye to.

>> No.11230632

>>11230624
He called me boring! Thank you very much, great advice, fag.

>> No.11230633

The "new" admin on omegle is such a faggot. And If I want to try to discuss things with the regulars there it has to be sex related or no replies.
Topics include
post your kik
post your shapchat
hi asl
do you think religion is [insert cliche here]
Simmerman
blah blah blah checkmate atheists
effbeeeye pretending to be 14 year old girl spam
I fucked ur mom

>> No.11230656

I tried no one was there

>> No.11230653

>>11230633
Tell them to post their kek

>> No.11230662

>>11230653
They probably won't get the reference but I'll try.

>> No.11230663
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11230663

Y-you too...

>> No.11230670

>>11230663
This is how most of my omegle convos went. Pretty much why I stopped using it.

>> No.11230672
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>>11230662
Well that was cool.

>> No.11230690

>>11230670
Then like one guy is really into the question and types a lot and the other guy is like ".....cool" then disconnects.

>> No.11230703

Is there a way to make it just stop searching if it can't find a similar interest?

>> No.11230710
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11230710

>>11230477
I tried it
And a hideous neckbeard named hector appeared
he said I look hot (I am not good looking in the least bit)
I am forever scarred
thanks OP

>> No.11230750

>>11230710
Why were you using video chat? That's for normies.

>> No.11230752

( 。ω 。)

>> No.11230761

>>11230752
ヘ(^_^ヘ)

>> No.11230773

I once saw some cp on omegle.
I tried to talk to the guy some more so I could keep watching.
I redirected him to /b/.
Then he left and I cried.

>> No.11230770

>>11230710
are you a girl?

>> No.11230783

>>11230773
I'm placing you under citizen's arrest.

>> No.11230782

>>11230770
Obviously

>> No.11230785

why won't the janitor delete this thread

>> No.11230788

>>11230773
I'd like to think those were just guys trolling people with video streams somehow because I saw tons of little girls get nude on cam for me for no reason. This was back then when the site was free from surveillance though.

>> No.11230797

>>11230788
Are you hot?

>> No.11230805

>>11230797
No. I'm a skinny little dweeb.

>> No.11230809

>>11230797
IM ON FIRE BABYYYYYYY

>> No.11230830

>>11230477
but i can talk to you on 4chan

>> No.11230841

>>11230830
its alot more arousing to get lewd in a private conversation

>> No.11230862

THANKS FOR NOT HELKPING ME WITH CALCULUS, NERD

>> No.11230872

>>11230862

i'll help you man!

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11230876

That was exhausting, thanks for talking with me /jp/!

>> No.11230879

I'm too scared to talk to /jp/. I need time to collect my thoughts and think about what to say and a /jp/ would probably bully or expect more of me.

>> No.11230884

>>11230876
Anytime fag

>> No.11230884,1 [INTERNAL] 

Haha #pwnt

http://i3.minus.com/ibuaXMPngvopTG.PNG

>> No.11230884,2 [INTERNAL] 

This thread gave me an idea for a bot that scrapes questions from Yahoo Answers and asks them on omegle in spy mode.

Any other places I can find hilarious questions?

>> No.11230884,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11230884,2
http://christianity.stackexchange.com/

>> No.11230884,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11230884,3
Not as promising as Yahoo Answers, but I wrote a scraper for the site anyway. I've been running the bot for a few hours. As expected, almost half of the conversations are immediate disconnects, or a stranger saying one or two words followed by a disconnect.

I'm going to let it run longer and later sift through the logs to see if I find anything interesting

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