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The known weaknesses of vampires are garlic, stakes and donuts.

>> No.11222481

Can I use my dick as a stake?

>> No.11222484
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>> No.11222486

>>11222481
can i use your dick?

>> No.11222492

Garlic to repel them, stakes to kill them and donuts to persuade them.

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So the ultimate weapon would be a garlic flavored donut with a stake through the hole?

>> No.11222503

Why would you want to ward off and/or kill a vampire? Especially a little girl vampire.

>> No.11222507

>>11222492
garlic donuts with tiny stakes inside them

>> No.11222513

How do i kill a vampire?

>> No.11222522
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>>11222503
Vampires are extremely dangerous anon. Inside that little girl body is a very power monster that can rip you apart in seconds.

>> No.11222518

unlisted weakness: turgid dick

>> No.11222526 [DELETED] 

turka durka

>> No.11222538

>>11222522
But isn't that okay? If I had to pick any one way to die it would be at the hands or fangs of a little girl.

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