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1118103 No.1118103 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, Anonymous, I've just obtained a new summer house, want to take a little trip?

>> No.1118105

No because its winter.

>> No.1118109

Are you rich? Are you a trap? Are you a tsundere loli?

>> No.1118110

You were prettier back in the days when you were called Soviet-tan.

>> No.1118106

Leave Georgia alone! ;_;

>> No.1118112

>>1118106

Feh, she has been asking for some discipline for some time. Saakashvili is no good for her. She needs a man like my Vladimir to look after her.

>> No.1118117

This isn't like you Russia-tan, sure I'll come with you

>> No.1118118
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>>1118110

Those days are gone. Don't dwell on the past.

>> No.1118122

I would but you need to crush more american pawns, RISE RUSSIA.

>> No.1118125

Oh, Georgia, Georgia, Georgia... You don't know what's best for you, I know what's best for you. Don't resist.

>> No.1118124
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1118124

GET OUT GET OUT

GODDAMNIT GET OUT

>> No.1118128

>>1118124

You get out. Of South Osettia. They're Russia's now.

>> No.1118129

>>1118125
Only until NATO grows a spine and starts sending in the tanks.

Enjoy your gangrape.

>> No.1118130
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1118130

You promised me no war during the olympics!

>> No.1118132

>>1118103
I herd you've been engaging cunnilingus with China. Is this true?

>> No.1118133

>>1118124
You can abandon that pipeline on the way, you won't be needing that anymore.
Great Russia will now be using it to pressure europe.

>> No.1118135
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>>1118128
WE'RE ALREADY OUT OF SOUTH OSSETIA!

FFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.1118140

I for one welcome the rise of Russia and China as the world's superpowers.

>> No.1118142

>>1118135

Well then, stay there. And stop shooting at us. Or we'll raze your capital.

>> No.1118146

>>1118138
Even without the US, they'd be enough to make Russia seriously evaluate the cost of continuing the conflict.

>> No.1118144
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1118144

STOP RIGHT THERE RUSKIE SCUM!

YOU WON'T BE HURTING GEORGIA ON MY WATCH!

>> No.1118138

>>1118129

All of NATO would be a decent opponent for Russia, true. Too bad the United States is out of armies.

>> No.1118147

>>1118142
We did stop shooting you. There was a ceasefire.

A CEASEFIRE THAT RUSSIA FUCKING JUST VIOLATED.

>> No.1118149
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>>1118144

Oh, hi. I'm a soviet era relic, and I can still singlehandedly defeat your entire army.

>> No.1118148

>>1118142
Ahaha, keep telling yourself that, touch the rodina and we'll send you a few gifts.

>> No.1118153

>>1118147

That's not what the journalists on the ground are saying.

>> No.1118154

>>1118146
Russia wouldn't be all alone in a war, anyway, but a country that scares a coalition is a fearsome thing to attack.

>> No.1118151

>>1118148

Oh no, a bunch of finicky dissidents with molotovs. I'm shaking in my functional yet stylish boots.

>> No.1118155

Waiting for the seige of the capital by now.

Russia is reasserting itself as a superpower. Georgia is the sacrificial pawn.

>> No.1118157

>>1118151
Actually, I had misread the post and answered what I thought to be an american post, disregard that, friendly fire.

>> No.1118158

>>1118146

Winter is coming. Historically, invading Russia during the winter is not a good idea.

>> No.1118159

/n/

>> No.1118162

>>1118158
Historically, invading Russia has been a bad idea altogether.

They're not extremely strong outside their land but inside it, you'd better start moving.

>> No.1118160

>>1118153
Live TV in Turkey is showing Russian tank movement into Gori.

>> No.1118164

Everyday I pray for the rain to never stop, for the wars to never end. I just want the world to perish, I want an apocalypse, I want something to happen that will leave society upside down and in chaos.

>> No.1118165

>>1118160

Because Georgia violated the cease fire. They must be punished further.

>> No.1118167

If I hear the phrase "territorial integrity" one more time, I will kill someone.

Georgiaanon, explain to me your reasoning for wanting to hold onto these two breakaway areas, given they want to be part of Russia. And their citizenry mainly Russian citizens.

>> No.1118168

>>1118165
They didn't violate it.

Please point me to one citation (preferably non-Russian) saying they did.

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>>1118158

>> No.1118175

>>1118164
That's stupid, Russia's becoming a major power again is all the contrary of that.
Now there exists a power that can counterbalance the US (well, not completely but they're working on it), that coupled with China's rise, you're assisting at the restoration of the world's equilibrium.

>> No.1118176

I still can't believe two modern countries are in a match of "he said, she said" as far as who's still blowing shit up.

>> No.1118177

>>1118167
>given they want to be part of Russia
According to one referendum so flawed even the Russians wouldn't recognise it.

Also the area is not economically viable in any way. If it were to become independant, it'd be a de facto state of Russia.

>> No.1118179

>>1118168
CNN.

>> No.1118181

>explain to me your reasoning for wanting to hold onto these two breakaway areas, given they want to be part of Russia. And their citizenry mainly Russian citizens

Similar reasoning could be applied to the Confederacy

>> No.1118185

>>1118181

No, fuck you, you have historically been part of our nation, so we're going to shoot you until you agree with us.

:awesome: Then and now.

>> No.1118186

>>1118167
>explain to me your reasoning for wanting to hold onto these two breakaway areas, given they want to be part of Russia. And their citizenry mainly Russian citizens.

Let's see here...

>explain to me your reasoning for wanting to hold onto this breakaway area [of Chechnya], given they want to be independant. And their citizenry mainly ethnically Chechnyan.

>> No.1118187

Saakashvili is a lying little pissant and I am ashamed America is siding with him.

>> No.1118189

>>1118187
He is.

Doesn't excuse Russia doing whatever they want in his dinky little kingdom, though.

>> No.1118192

>>1118189

With great power comes the ability to fuck with the less powerful when you feel like it. See: Iraq.

>> No.1118194

>>1118192
The US fucked themselves by going on that little endeavor.

US: "Hey Russia, stop dicking around in former USSR nations."

Russia: "Iraq. Now shut up."

>> No.1118197

>>1118192
Summed up international relations succicently

>> No.1118198

What this conflict shows:
Russia is a dick.
Georgia is an asshole.
Western Europe is a eunuch.
The US is busy raping someone else.

>> No.1118202

>>1118198
Western Europe's just impotent.

They have all the gear, just not the ability to use it.

>> No.1118205

ITT: Americans who have no clue what's going on in the world and swallow up what the media tells them like fresh donuts.

>> No.1118206

All hail Egypt.

>> No.1118207

The US has called a meeting of NATO ministers.

Serious shit is starting to go down.

>> No.1118210

lol, russia didn't attack georgia

>> No.1118211

Bush: Trade embargo!
SS: Uh, Mr. President, they export oil.
Bush: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.1118209

>>1118205

The American media is being very sweet on the Georgian side of things, as is our president. I just happen to ignore them and watch actual news.

>> No.1118212

>>1118202
They have the gear and ability. It's just that they're too afraid to use it because it might mean they lose that gear and ability.

>> No.1118213

>Serious shit

What's US going to do, invade another country?
They haven't been doing that right lately have they

>> No.1118215

>>1118209
Yeah, I agree.
Did you hear Isaac Hayes died? It's sad.

>> No.1118216

>>1118213
Iran.

>> No.1118218

>>1118210
lol, yes, they did.

If we're talking about the start of this whole shebang, South Ossetian seperatists were being armed by the Russians and were shelling Georgia. Georgia moved in. Russian peacekeepers who'd been there far past their peacekeeping treaty were used by Russia as an excuse to invade.

What we see now is medieval-era powerplaying. Russia's waving around it's dick, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

>> No.1118222

>>1118213
>invade another country?
Hey! We are the best at invading countries.
It's the actual fight we have trouble with.

>> No.1118223

>>1118218

You forgot the bit about genocide of Russian citizens by the Georgian military. And your head of state lying like a dog.

>> No.1118225

>>1118213
Arguing NATO into miltary support for Georgia whilst bringing in token air support, possibly.

>> No.1118227

>>1118213
Well, even if they wanted to, they couldn't, the US doesn't have the manpower right now (lol good luck fighting on 3 fronts) and if they even started to move, Russia would flood Iran with weapons, and you know who's behind some of the insurgents in Iraq, do you ?

>> No.1118229

>>1118222

No, we're good at that too. It's holding onto territory we suck at. Our counter insurgency skills are weak.

>> No.1118231

>>1118223
I'm not Georgian.

The head of state is a fucking liar and a pissant. He played with fire and got burned.

Genocide? [citation needed]

>> No.1118232

>>1118225

That's tantamount to war with Russia.

Also, folks seem to be forgetting if foreign powers were ever to invade Russia, they still have all those nuclear weapons lying around.

>> No.1118236

>>1118218
That's realpolitik, using your power to scare has always been and will always be the endpoint of inter-country relations.
Diplomacy is just a game.

>> No.1118237

Russia wants to stabilize the middle east through force of arms, which is the only thing those sand monkeys will ever understand.

>> No.1118240

/jp/ - Japan/Geopolitical Intrigue

>> No.1118242

>>1118232
Even Russia wouldn't be as stupid to use nukes unless it faced an existential threat.

As long as NATO didn't touch Russia's border, it'd be enough of a slap on the wrist to put Russia back in it's place. Maybe.

That maybe is the line between that and World War 3.

It's also why nobody's helping Georgia much.

>> No.1118243

>>1118229
So... we're like shitty players when it comes to territories.
THEN WHO THE FUCK HAS THE ENERGY SWORD!

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1118245

Hey, speaking of human rights violations...

>> No.1118248

>>1118243

JC Denton.

>> No.1118249

Reported for /n/ and for Americans.

>> No.1118250

>>1118245
Forced evictions
Jailing of dissidents
Massive pollution
No political rights
FINAL DESTINATION

>> No.1118251

>>1118245
Who cares, everyone does it.

>> No.1118252

>>1118251
China's fucking proud of it at times.

>> No.1118253

>>1118251

Except Europe and Australia. There's just a little institutionalized racism, and who doesn't love that?

>> No.1118255

>>1118252
be proud of what you do well

>> No.1118256

>Forced evictions
>Jailing of dissidents
>Massive pollution
>No political rights

So... what are some of the bad things they did?

>> No.1118259

>>1118256

Death sentence for CP.

>> No.1118260

>>1118256
I think it's jailing dissidents instead of outright killing them.

>> No.1118262

>>1118259
Protip: age of consent in China is 14

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>> No.1118266

>>1118253
Be scared of what lurks in europe, it's not because you don't hear of it it doesn't exist, I'll assure you political emprisonment and assassination aren't dead yet.

>> No.1118267

>>1118264

Dozo.

>> No.1118268

>>1118266

Eh, at least they do it on a small scale and quietly.

So, once again, the only good country ever is Canada.

>> No.1118270

>>85 posts and 8 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Most popular thread on /jp/.

>> No.1118271

>>1118250
>Forced evictions
>Jailing of dissidents
>Massive pollution
>No political rights

One of these things is not like the other

>> No.1118272

>>1118268
Canadians have to fight bears on the way to work.

I'd say it's a fair trade.

>> No.1118273

>>1118270
Controversy does wonders for thread length.

>> No.1118274

>>1118273

Controversy? Sir, this is just your average run of the mill shitstorm.

>> No.1118276

>>1118274
Son, after being on 4chan all these years I'd hesitate to even call it a shitbreeze.

>> No.1118278

>>1118273
More like political agreement.
Most of us seemingly share the same opinion.

>> No.1118281

>>1118278
"Everyone's a dick, fuck yeah explosions"?

>> No.1118282

>>1118276
It's not even near anything with shit.
People aren't even insulting each other yet.
Discussion is the name.

>> No.1118283

>>1118278

I'm kinda surprised we're all kinda on the same wavelength.

AHHH, MOTHERLAND!!

>> No.1118287

>>1118281
Whoever's got the biggest dick gets all the land/girls

>> No.1118284

so, as i see all of you hate Russians?

>> No.1118288

>>1118284
We hate everybody.

Especially you.

>> No.1118289

I hate Georgia('s president). Russia's kinda awesome.

>> No.1118291

>>1118283
Of course.
Listening to Communist anthems while browsing the thread.

>> No.1118294

>>1118291
Soviet (and to a lesser degree the Russian, due to shiter words but same awesome music) national anthem = GAR

>> No.1118301

>>1118294

L'Internationale is superior.

>> No.1118303
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>>1118301
That's a joke... right?

>> No.1118304

>>1118303

It must be. Or godly trollan.

>> No.1118305

I like Katyusha alot too, due to SO RONERY

Communist songs, why are they so awesome?

>> No.1118313

The Star Spangled Banner, do you know it?

>> No.1118314

So much for nobody doing anything.

BBC just reported that Ukraine just imposed new restrictions on Russia's Black Sea fleet. Balls of fucking steel.

>> No.1118316

>>1118314
Also, for reference, Russia's main naval base and the Black Sea fleet's headquarters are in Ukraine.

No news yet on exactly what the restrictions entail. Could be quite a bitchslap.

>> No.1118317

>>1118314

They're.. Pfft.. Going to blockade the Russian Navy?! Oh man. This is gonna be good.

"Evil Russians, we're not going to let you return to your bases!"

"I have a firing solution on every single one of your assets."

"...Moving, sorry sir."

>> No.1118319

>>1118317
That'd be a MAJOR escalation, and practically begging for NATO to intervene.

>> No.1118320

>>1118319

Perhaps that is what Russia wants. Fight them to a stalemate, reclaim some former bloc nations.

>> No.1118327

>>1118320
Well, that's obviously Putin's wet dream. What matters is whether they think they can pull it off.

I'm wagering no. But it's a wager nonetheless.

>> No.1118334

This was not quite how I expected world war 3 to begin.

>> No.1118337

>>1118334

Thought the arabs would have a hand in it?

>> No.1118339

>>1118314
Holy shit, what.

>> No.1118341

>>1118337
I would've guessed Taiwan

>> No.1118336

Russia threatened to cut off Ukraine's gas after doing so in '06.

Ukraine has a death wish. Or a martyr complex.

>> No.1118345

>>1118334
It's how World War 1 and 2 started.

>> No.1118352

The more I think about this, the more worrying it is.

Russia's depserately trying to stem former USSR nations from joining NATO which is slowly starting to push against it's borders.

America's diverted and so can't give full military attention to the situation.

Europe has everything to lose if they admit that they're powerless against Russia.

China's up and coming, and very chummy with Russia indeed.

>> No.1118353

>>1118337

Nah, just this way is getting kinda old.

>> No.1118355

>>1118341
America would drop Taiwan faster than you can say "trade rights".

>> No.1118360

>>1118352
If it comes to balls-to-the-wall war, China's staying the fuck out of it.

As everybody bombs themselves to all fuck, China will be over to the side reaping the reconstruction profits and maintaining their infrastructure.

>> No.1118361

Civil discussion? On my 4chan?

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Suddenly, batman.

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