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>> No.11158659

>>11158649
I see what you did there.

>> No.11158658

make me leave

>> No.11158677

You made a grammar error there. If you mean "like touhou", as in all the things listed are alike to the things touhous do, you cant put a number 8 next to it.

>> No.11158682

lol
nerds

>> No.11158699

>>11158677
Use a dictionary

>> No.11158701

>>11158649
Number 5 and 8 are gay but other than that I'm good

>> No.11158709

Everything but 5 and 7, what do I win?

>> No.11158710

>>11158699
No jodáis onegai....

>> No.11158715
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11158715

i dont play by your rules

>> No.11158721

>>11158649
Everything but 5 and 8. Now what?

>> No.11158722
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11158722

>>11158715
Frau is so sexy

>> No.11158723

>>11158721
You get the fuck out

>> No.11158725

>>11158723
no u

>> No.11158730

>>11158725
I am NOT messing around here

>> No.11158735

>>11158730
cool

>> No.11158736
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11158736

>>11158722

>> No.11158764

>>11158709
>>>/global/rules/2

>> No.11158790

>>11158649
I had a blowjob from a guy from craigslist, but I don't feel like it counts. I did it only because I wanted to know how it felt, not because I like men.

>> No.11158807

Get the fuck out, crossboarding scum.

>> No.11158824

>>11158807

You seem mad.

>> No.11158831

>>11158790
Look at his gay, unvirgin, communist.

>> No.11158832

I did some dryhumping with another boy when I was like 8, does that count?

>> No.11158835

>>11158824
He must be joking. Nobody posts stuff like that seriously.

>> No.11158840

>>11158832
Did you put your dick inside him?

>> No.11158839

>>11158831
I'm actually not gay and I'm still technically a virgin.
>>11158832
Hot.

>> No.11158843

>>11158790
>craigslist

I´ve wanted to visit some of the people from ads there and fuck their wives, that kind of stuff really turns me on but I get nervous. There have been some very good looking girls too.
I have even seen some like ''breed my wife'', crazy stuff.

>> No.11158846

I don't think number 5 is fair. I'm not allowed to go get food or alcohol? Or even just take a nice walk?

>> No.11158854

>>11158843
There's a guy near me with an Asian wife that goes lets people fuck her, but you aren't allowed to use a condom and have to finish inside her.

>> No.11158866

>>11158854
>but you aren't allowed to use a condom and have to finish inside her.

Yeah this is the kind of stuff I´m talking about.

>> No.11158866,1 [INTERNAL] 

>You have been banned from all boards for posting >>>/jp/11158649, a violation of Global Rule 3:

>Posting the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

>Your ban was filed on July 9th, 2013 and expires on July 12th, 2013, which is 3 days from now.

Jan is a buttmad normalfag.

>> No.11158866,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11158866,1
Which one do you think it was? Trolls? Flames?

>> No.11158866,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11158866,1
I was banned today too. I was telling the janitor how horrible he is at his job and how he should go back to /a/. I now have a three day ban. You want to be ban buddies?

>> No.11158866,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11158866,1
>use one of my images
>get banned

I'm chortling at you so hard right now.

>> No.11158866,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11158866,3
I've already evaded that ban, loser.

>> No.11158866,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11158866,4
DON'T impersonate me, nerdshit.

>> No.11158866,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11158866,6
>>11158866,4
Why do you want to be a subhuman so bad?

>> No.11158866,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>feel when I will turn 30 while deployed to Afghani-chan
>>so I will become a Magi (not a wizard)

Also wizards in Italy become a Campione!

>>11158722
>>11158736
Good taste doods I like her a lot too.

>> No.11158866,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11158866,5
I don't have a dynamic ip, and most proxies are already banned.

>> No.11158866,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11158866,9
LOL get owned.

>> No.11158866,11 [INTERNAL] 

But what if I only leave my house so that I can go to my job so that I can afford to eat nice food and buy otaku goods. Can I still hangout with /jp/ then?

>> No.11158866,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11158866,6
>tfw you can't owned a nerd because he got trips protection

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