/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any people on /jp/ that hate modern japanese culture and want to see a return of traditional japanese values?

[Anonymous No.]

Values disappear for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

If you think about it otaku culture is part of modern Japanese culture, so it doesn't really makes sense.
Now git out weeb

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sad that my PSP doesn't work any more.

[Anonymous No.]

you mean like sudoku

[Anonymous No.]

No, read the board title.

[Anonymous No.]

No, Sean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149293
For losing a war? Great reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Your mother crucified sean.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a cute chick beside them, and they are playing there psps, fucking nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149305
derp

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149313
He probably forgot his PSP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149314
Another great argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149313
>implying you wouldn't just sit there praying for her to leave

[Anonymous No.]

You guys don't care when people shitposts an image, but it turns into a bitch fit when someone post about japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149321
>further implying that she would like to talk to you
>and also implying that she's a she.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149325
>she sits next to you with all that free space
>"n-nah s/he doesn't want me to talk to her or anything, I hope s/he leave soon"

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>>11149326
Anything that might be considered remotely intellectual or pseudo-intellectual in /jp/ is immediately shitposting into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

What traditional japanese values?

The Shogunate and Meiji periods were trash.

Japan's golden age was the Heinan period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149341
>if a girl sits next to you when there is free space everyone it means that she wants to talk to you.
Duuude, like, seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149313
>cute
You can't see her face and honestly her face looks like it could be kind of chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149368
>free space -everyone-
I meant free space -everywhere-. The whore argument popped out in my mind faster than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149368
seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149369
Traditions change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149376
You're.. pretty delusional, aren't you?

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>>11149368
Well, yah. You pretty much don't stay to close to strangers unless you want to interact with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149387
Nah I know for certain that lot of girls wants my dick

But I'm going to remain pure for my jp bf

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>>11149387
Why would you sit down right next to someone if you didn't want them to acknowledge your existence? Generally people value their personal space.

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>>11149398
No, this is /r9k/ General. Stop trying to sound relevant, gramps.

[Anonymous No.]

We Japanese general now?

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>>11149405
Who are you quoting?

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>>11149283
Yes. Half of the time that's what I post about.

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>>11149392
Do you have one yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>playing untranslated VN on train to school
>two weebs start talking about a con
>they see my screen
>both of them come sit and try to talk to me
>SUGOIIII WHER DID YOU LERN JAPANESE?!?!
>sat with them awkwardly mumbling the whole trip

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>>11149394
>>11149395
It could also mean that they sit here because they don't even give a flying fuck about you. Girls do that all the time, don't be so naive already.

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>>11149408
My experiences.

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>>11149410
>It could also mean that they sit here because they don't even give a flying fuck about you.
Unless I was cleverly camouflaged, she almost certainly saw me before sitting down and chose to sit there anyway.

Possible alternative explanations could be that I am occupying prime seat real estate, or that she was sufficiently distracted by texting that she didn't pay attention to where she was sitting.

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>>11149419
>she was sufficiently distracted by _____
You nailed it. I almost forgot to mention that the girl wouldn't stay near you anymore once she properly grasps the situation.

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>>11149394
It's something women do to undesirable males. It's like a display of their power over the weak males who can't have them. She's taunting them because the weeboos with the psps can't have her.

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>>11149436
In this particular case it's clearly the boys who are distracted and the girl (?) who is self-aware.

Generally that's probably the case, though. People here have their noses in their phones all the time.

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>>11149445
99% of girls just want to not get raped and possibly stay away from creeps

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys really debating on girls siting next to strangers?

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>>11149405
That's what you get for showing off you attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys really this clueless? I though *I* was pathetic but you take it to a whole new level...

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>>11149405
>untranslated

Why didn't you just say Japanese, weeb?

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>>11149457
Anon said that it means that she's interested in you, which is wrong. We don't want our cute /jp/sies to believe in fairy tales.

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>>11149462
Please enlighten us. I have no doubt you have untold stores of wisdom you could share with us.

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>>11149470
Because I felt like saying untranslated, EOP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149492
>this is what weeaboos actually believe

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>>11149482
It's just that you act like girls are from another planet. Don't people here greet others? It's common courtesy among humans.

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>>11149501
weeb=/=person learning Japanese for the VN medium=truotaku

weeb=person learning Japanese for the VN medium only because it's a Japanese thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149283
The guy in shorts has some weird ass calves

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>>11149518
I fail to see the point you're trying to make. Yes, sometimes people greet other people. How does this indicate that the people here are retards?

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>>11149522
Calling it “untranslated” isn't helping your cause, weeb.

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>>11149538
Because you don't know how simple communication works.

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>>11149546
le grapes

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>>11149538
The fact that normals see greeting people as an achievement in social interaction means they're more socially retarded and "autistic" than the socially retarded weeaboos they hate so much.

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>>11149518
>Don't people here greet others? It's common courtesy among humans.
Greeting? Courtesy? Are you lost?

Sorry to burst your bubble but most people aren't anywhere like that. I'm pretty sure that most people would look at you funny for trying to greet them when they don't even know you.

Women would probably just ignore you, while Teenagers would make fun of you. Strangers don't greet themselves, and to be honest I'd be pretty weird if you had to greet everyone.

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>>11149556
I already told you I was waiting for you to enlighten me and so far you have neither told me anything I didn't already know, nor offered any criticism of my posts.

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>>11149562
Strangers on holiday greet each other sometimes.

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>>11149562
Thank you for proving my point.

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>>11149574
No, not really.

>>11149579
Which is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149562
>I'm pretty sure that most people would look at you funny for trying to greet them when they don't even know you.

You must live in the city or something. You can greet people in certain places and it's no big deal.

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>>11149585
That the people here are clueless. Instead of just sitting there thinking a million thoughts in your head try being friendly and saying hello to someone. That's all you have to do, it's a very simple exchange.

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>>11149598
This advice has nothing to do with anything anyone has said so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149585
>Which is?
He's just going to call you a retard over and over again because that way he won't have to explain why you're wrong.

>>11149585
>No, not really.
It happens sometimes.

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>>11149598
"the people here" do it all the time. It's you people who think greeting somebody is an achievement or something special. THAT is social retardation.

wrecked forever
hang your head in shame, moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149606
Figured so, I was pushing hoping he would have a good argument. That was silly of me.

But I'm quite surprised that people like him >>11149598 still thinks that you just need to be friendly and says hello to "make friends" or something. They're obviously ignoring more than half the assholes existing on the planet and I have a slight problem with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Does greeting the cashier count as greeting a stranger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149313
To think my post caused this shitstorm.

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>>11149639
/jp/ is row of dominoes perched precariously above a sea of shit. One push and it all comes down.

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>>11149628
Maybe if you weren't an unsociable autist then you would realise most people aren't "assholes". And I'm a girl, not a boy.

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>>11149283
I think both the classic and modern nip cultures are mental health destroying bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149656
>btw I'm a gurl :)

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>>11149657
Happy people are all alike, but every unhappy person is unhappy in his own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149669
See >>11149656

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149628
>"make friends"

Weren't you talking about greeting people? What's this about making friends?

[Anonymous No.]

/cgl/ is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149598
>try being friendly and saying hello to someone
This would mean I invite further conversation, which I don't. It's the same as when I meet someone I know that I don't want to stop and talk to. I just give them a nod and small wave, then continue on my way.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kill

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>>11149690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcDZOaeW0sE

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>>11149683
/cgl/ is always here

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149683
>>11149717
You mean >>11149656 ? Why would /cgl/ browse /jp/ in the first place? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

Will you be my girlfriend? hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149690

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>>11149732
I go to /cgl/ all the time to masturbate. Self post threads only.

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>>11149732
Fuwafuwa Imouto and Milk go there, so why not? There's probably ton of them here acting like dudes.

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>>11149752
What would be the point?
I can understand why they would fish for attention on boards like /fit/ or something, but /jp/ ..?

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>>11149760
She still goes to /jp/ which means that she browse /jp/.

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>>11149752
Milk isn't /jp/.

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>>11149768
No. She's just an attention whore.

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>>11149656
Why would I want to do that? Anyone that shares my hobbies are either obnoxious weeaboos or only very casually into said hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149770
I'm not like that. You wanna meet up? are u a girl?

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>>11149766
Maybe they have legitimate otaku interests but is still into /cgl/. I dunno.

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>>11149781
No, because the only other option between the two I posted are socially inept autist that can't even hold a conversation online, let alone in person.

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>>11149766
They think because they dress up like characters we like, we will treat them like goddesses and forget they're whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149770
>Anyone that shares my hobbies are either obnoxious weeaboos or only very casually into said hobbies.

Every fucking time man.

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>>11149775
Who is milk, anyway? Some cosplayer? What does she do that is worth so much discussion (besides have man hands)

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>>11149807
She's female and likes otaku shit. Do the math.

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>>11149810
I thought milk was just a vehicle for shitting up /jp/.

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>>11149810
I'm female and I like otaku shit and I dont get threads about me. Why's she popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149807
Nothing. She just spams her own pictures here.

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>>11149818
You need to get a twitter and post pictures of yourself.

Although you might not become as popular since we didn't have a queen of shitposting back then.

[Anonymous No.]

I just got a call from a girl
I didn't pick up
wtFUCK man

[Anonymous No.]

One of these days milk is going to post a picture of her next to ZUN and /jp/ will never recover.

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>>11149795
Oh, getting attention and tease someone that she labels as unworthy. Make sense, most of the girls loves to do that.

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>>11149822
No thank you. That sounds obnoxious.

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>>11149818
She posts pictures of herself and uses a trip. You don't.

>>11149816
A little bit of both. There are people that ironically like her for shitting up /jp/ and then there's the legitimate milk autists.

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>>11149829
You seem to have a latent talent for it. You should channel it and become a star.

[Anonymous No.]

I was so disappointed when I found out /cgl/ wasn't a bunch of fat or ugly girls dresses up like cartoon characters, but just girls that can't get attention for the cool kids and have to pander to the lowest common denominator.

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>>11149834
thank you.

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>>11149847
What a cutie.

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>>11149831
>legitimate milk autists.
You're kidding right?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11149833
I never answer when it's an unknown number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149845
No.

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>>11149845
Who do you think follows her on twitter just to retweet every fucking post of her and make a thread on /jp/ about it?

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>>11149845
It's like 3 people. Two of them are milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149855
>>11149862
Oh god..

>>11149861
I thought that was just a shitposter being ironic..?

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>>11149868
Nothing is ironic on /jp/ anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149868
/jp/ is shit and its shitposting culture is shit. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149868
Yeah right. Just like how people "pretend" to be retarded.

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>>11149851
I knew the number but I still didn't pick up. It's like midnight. She doesn't even live in this town.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I'm the only jaypee who would want to be a samurai. Anime is nice, but it wouldn't compare to a life of practicing bushido or zen in feudal japan.

[Anonymous No.]

These wayward Japanese youths have lost their faith. They must follow the eightfold path, pray their sutras, meditate, and keep the five precepts!

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>>11149881
I always wanted to be a monk.

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>>11149881
you can still practice zen. Nothing is stopping you from improving yourself.

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>>11149875
Someone should make a documentary about /jp/.

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>>11149853
Yeah, I'd like to shit directly into her asshole.

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>>11149898
Buddhist monks are required to be totally celibate, just like Christian monks. No sex, no porn, no masturbation.

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>>11149917
back and forth <<>> forever

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>>11149911
Zen is not like it used to be. These days, it's a legitimate religion. Classical chinese zen is neither religion or philosophy, it is a way. To enter a monastary today is silly and pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

typical /jp/ female
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zATjoqabaC8

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149928
I am not saying join a monastery. Go outside, find somewhere nice and secluded and feel yourself breath. Work with the Mu koan. You can find your own zen.

>>11149922
The precept says " Like the Buddha's before me, I will refrain from sexual misconduct." Most people belive that to be things like rape.

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>>11149952
ewwwww

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>>11149949
Precepts aren't rules anyways, more like guidelines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149923
radiohead golden week

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>>11149949
Those who have taken Buddhist vows have to be celibate dude, they don't just have to follow the third precept.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm interested in certain parts of Japanese pop culture, not Japanese culture and definitely not classical Japanese culture.

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>>11149970
How can people masturbate to that. It's comedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149952
Video Tab : "Puni Puni", "Cat pettin", "My Anime Room", "Myself"

About Tab : "Disease
ＳＡＴＡＮ

ＳＡＴＡＮ

ＳＡＴＡＮ"

Teenager girl at its finest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149963
No, they're definitely rules. They can be pretty loose though. Take the first one for example. Can people kill in self defense? Can people kill animals for food? Can people kill themselves?

Different groups have different answers.

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>>11149978
Fun and fappable. SHIT FAMILIARS

"NGHIII!! Crap's coming in while I'm taking a craaaaap"
"I love you, poop! Please marry me, poooop!"

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>>11149988
Zen is a divorce from convention and rules in principle. Roshis themselves are not above marrying and falling in love. Of course, the zen institution has changed and this may not be the case in modern days.

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>>11149988
This, I am buddhist, and am heavily armed. I am prepared to defend my life at any cost, while other end their own lives in flames to try and save others. Its all perspective. One of the things I got from meditation and koan work is that life is precious, and it will never be returned if you lose it. Protect it and the lives of those you love at all costs. Peace is a goal, not a solution to that goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/

I forgot /jp/ is too shit and is full of secondaries that doesn't even know Japanese, sorry. For the the people that do, good for you, d00d.
SUPRISEEEEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150007
Why would anyone want to take your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150011
shameful

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>>11150017
Rewrite it with more furiganas please, I can't understand all the kanjis.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/5-things-men-in-japan-hide-before-inviting-a-woman-home

Japanese men are silly.

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>>11149952
I hope these two top comments are just joke accounts

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>>11150023
Stop being a fagmaster kunt and do you reps you faggot. Become moogy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150011
ｗｈｏａ
ｂｉｇ　　ｓｕｒｐｒｉｓｅ

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150036
Y-You don't have to be so mean.. Geez..

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150013
He must be from /k/. They're all paranoid like that.

They have wet dreams about killing criminals during home invasions.

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>>11150017
Why is Japanese so beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xvpqhrRRau

Could someone perhaps translate this?

I know it sounds stupid but my friend sent this to me as a joke and I could use some help translating it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150033
http://femalenoseblowlover.yooco.de/

>My Name is Femalenoseblowlover, and i am from Gerrmany.
>Here you`ll find some things of my preference.

>I love Nose blowing, and i am a Handkerchief Lover.
>I love it, if Woman or Girls blow their Nose, or let blow their Nose in Hankies.

>I wish a lot of Fun.

Welp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150057
Why are Gershits so fucking weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150058
Tying so hard to not sounds like a dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150058
It's a... confession. How cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150058
Can only make out "I wanna hold you and Please kiss me senpai."

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150058
Germany is the second most homosexual country after the UK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150092
It's also full of bdsm and scat freaks

[OP No.]

>147 replies

Jesus, this was just a small troll-thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149321
>chick

You sure?
let's see

1. Hides face
2. Hides hands
3. Pulls together shoulders

nope it's not a chick

[Anonymous No.]

>>11150192
mmmmm delicous poopy stinky poop~

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>>11149952
I love weeab girls. Too bad they all grow out of it by the time they're 18.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149290
I think most Japanese people are otaku in some way.

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>>11150824
Keep using that word.

[Anonymous No.]

I do have a major hardon for sengoku-era shit.

Pretty much anything pre-gunpowder

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149326
because there are a lot of wapanese here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11149291
What if you can play psp in samurai world..?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care about the past. I like the modern Japanese. period.

[Anonymous No.]

We can't see the old Japanese culture anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

What traditional jp-ese values? Which ones? There have been several competing moral value systems during each of Japan's many historical periods. And there have always been people who do shit like go out whoring, too.

Modern Japan is pretty fuckken just and civil, actually. A few idol singers and a buncha karaoke are no reason to commit sudoku.