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Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:09:47 2013 No.11146341 [DELETED]

Attention /jp/: rolls of jelly.

That is all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:11:32 2013 No.11146348 File: 190 KB, 600x800, 1372953591766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] call in the fatNEETs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:11:32 2013 No.11146347 Pajelly Knowledge

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:12:47 2013 No.11146354 File: 60 KB, 1024x571, hellsing11-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ZOOMJ SHRUNKEN HEADS AWWRIITE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:15:48 2013 No.11146359 File: 45 KB, 480x800, jellyrolls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS NOBODY LOVES YOU

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:16:33 2013 No.11146362 >>11146359 I love her!~

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 22:47:18 2013 No.11146405 >>11146359 She was my favorite Azumanga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 6 23:49:23 2013 No.11146568 >>11146359 She is my least favorite azumang My favorite one is the dark sporty erotic tomboy one

>>	ㅤ Sun Jul 7 00:27:53 2013 No.11146683 more FAT more HEALTH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:29:38 2013 No.11146692 File: 1.33 MB, 1200x923, munch munch munch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get in here fatneets

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:30:23 2013 No.11146695 >>11146568 Tomo?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:31:08 2013 No.11146704 >>11146695 Tomo is the boke, not the dark sporty erotic tomboy one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:31:39 2013 No.11146702 >>11146568 How can she be your favorite if you can't even remember her name lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:33:38 2013 No.11146712 File: 1.06 MB, 1280x1024, 4d2e79613349683ebb34eece7fc6e250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Make sure your fat goes to the correct place!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:34:24 2013 No.11146716 >>11146702 Just because I described her doesn't mean I don't know her name

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:35:38 2013 No.11146724 >>11146712 Today I drove by the beach and I saw a woman with a thin waist and a big fat jiggly butt jiggling in her bikini, I instantly got a boner at how lewd a display that was.

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:35:53 2013 No.11146727
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What did you fatNEETs have for dinner?

My mom made hotdogs so there were 9 left for me after everyone got theirs. Also had some potatoes and some sort of pasta salad thing. Probably going to get some cereal in a bit because I'm in the mood for something sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:37:53 2013 No.11146733 >>11146727 9 hotdogs??? I can barely finish two!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:38:08 2013 No.11146737 >>11146727 You better be a grill

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:39:23 2013 No.11146740 >>11146727 Instant noodles, I am poor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:40:08 2013 No.11146750 >>11146727 I had that pretzel burger from Wendy's with a large fries and 6 piece nuggets but it was an underwhelming meal so I'm planning on making myself a chocolate shake and eating a container of Haagen Dazs ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:40:54 2013 No.11146748 >>11146727 I had a chicken breast on a caesar salad! and some fruit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:41:38 2013 No.11146755 >>11146733 I've never actually found my limit on hotdogs, I really like them. I just keep eating them until we run out of buns, I think the most I ever had was around 15. >>11146737 The hotdogs were grilled

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:42:23 2013 No.11146759 >>11146755 >The hotdogs were grilled Are you a girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:48:40 2013 No.11146786 every night is pizza night for this fatNEET

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:49:23 2013 No.11146789

>>11146727
I wish I could eat that much. Well maybe not 9, that sounds like a chore, but 2-3 would be good.

Recently I ate 2 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds in one sitting and I was really proud of myself but then I ended up not eating anything else that day because my tummy felt bad afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:53:08 2013 No.11146805 File: 399 KB, 408x607, 1364590779543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146789 a tru fatNEET would eat the pain away

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 00:58:42 2013 No.11146820 I've been wanting to prefect my cheesecake. I wish I had a chubby NEET to tell me how they taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:00:53 2013 No.11146827 >>11146820 Don't you mean to dispose of them? Anyone could taste them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:02:24 2013 No.11146834 >>11146820 You could feed Patchouli your cheesecake. Not only would you get to watch her eat and be happy, but you'd be contributing to her cute chubbiness!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:02:39 2013 No.11146836 File: 446 KB, 1017x700, 1372272795086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146789 It is a chore Unlike most fatNEETs I only eat when I'm actually hungry but I'm usually pretty hungry anyway so I eat the same amount as them

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:05:09 2013 No.11146850 File: 53 KB, 234x240, 1352650517085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] inb4 stuttering gay ``wish i was a girl'' poster and fat fuck queerhomo romeo start to talk about cute /jp/ dicks and all their retarded gay shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:05:39 2013 No.11146853 File: 341 KB, 677x1000, 36218313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146834 But why Patchouli when there are so many other Touhous who require cute chubbiness? THIS, AND MORE, COULD BE YOURS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:06:54 2013 No.11146856 File: 85 KB, 689x376, 1370925825829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146750 >not ordering 20 nuggets, a large fry, and a medium frosty

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:07:24 2013 No.11146859 >>11146856 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:07:54 2013 No.11146860 Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)01:07:10 No.11146859 [] >>11146856 (You) Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:08:24 2013 No.11146864 File: 266 KB, 848x480, 1296595273910.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] #slay the fattay

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:10:54 2013 No.11146873 File: 579 KB, 1800x2500, 1279322342095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fatNEETs own this zone

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:13:39 2013 No.11146884

1. post a mildly funny thread on 4chan
2. ???
3. no profit, unless you were really just looking for the guys who post the NEET THREAD b.s. to shit themselves in your general direction on the internet

Oh well. I guess we'll keep trying until the trash gets tired of it. Or at least some of us will, I think. I know I'm already underwhelmed enough not to even try anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:14:09 2013 No.11146889 >>11146853 I think Patchy has the cutest digestive process. Especially with cheesecake, which comes off as an inherently cute food to me. Probably because it's thick, creamy, and tasty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:14:55 2013 No.11146891 >>11146873 That bathing suit is about to snap right off and leave her nude in public.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:15:39 2013 No.11146895 >>11146873 I love american bikini

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:16:09 2013 No.11146902
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>>11146884
>underwhelmed enough not to even try anymore.

But anon, that was the most try-hard post I've seen on /jp/ in a long long time. And yet I still have no idea what you're really talking about!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:16:24 2013 No.11146899 >>11146889 I don't think creamy food is cute, they make me want to throw up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:26:39 2013 No.11146924 >>11146889 > Probably because it's thick, creamy, and tasty. Like semen You're a homosexual

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:26:54 2013 No.11146925
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>>11146889
I think Youmu's cuter. After all she's so serious all the time that to see her let her guard down and seriously enjoy some food is pretty heartwarming.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:28:24 2013 No.11146928 >>11146925 How would she react when she looks in the mirror and notices that she gained some weight?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:29:09 2013 No.11146933 a few days ago my parents bought McDonald and when dad left to used the tolit i ate his unknowingly he came back to cuss me out total burger: 6-8 fatNEET level: 'murcan

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:32:09 2013 No.11146939 >>11146928 Looks in the mirror? How vain. That doesn't sound like my hardworking Youmu. She'd probably just notice that Myon is unusually puffy, almost marshmallowy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:32:39 2013 No.11146940 >>11146933 Did he beat you while your mom cried?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:33:09 2013 No.11146944 >>11146902 Eat me, Bitch_5.png. Eat me. >>11146933 ...and YOU. You mcfucking DIE, already. Go on, now. It's only natural, die already. Git.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:33:25 2013 No.11146947 >>11146939 Oh, come on. She'd HAVE to be aware of her chest getting fatter. And she'd probably notice her lower belly chub while masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:34:10 2013 No.11146950 >>11146940 he wanted to, but never did, i still get shit from him everyday about it >>11146944 that kinda hurt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:36:09 2013 No.11146955 File: 354 KB, 1032x776, img054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146695 YES

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:36:39 2013 No.11146958

>>11146947
>while masturbating

This also doesn't sound much like Youmu.

...but if she gives into one kind of pleasure, why not another? I imagine she'd bury any concerns though under an "intense" diet and exercise regimen that only ends when one of her vest buttons flies off and smacks Yuyuko-sama in the face over breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:38:24 2013 No.11146963 File: 663 KB, 799x600, 1342923035094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146944 >Eat me Maybe we can arrange that Are you a burger?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:39:09 2013 No.11146970 >>11146955 aargh! God dammit, furry beast porn too now? What is wrong with you /b/tards, hmm? Stay on your own stupidshit board, goddammit. Jesus fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:39:55 2013 No.11146967 >>11146958 Vaginas usually gross me out but watching Youmu masturbate sounds lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:41:25 2013 No.11146979 >>11146939 If Youmu was to eat Myon would the two entities refuse or what

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:41:40 2013 No.11146980 >>11146967 I bet her vagina is really cute! And also the lewd faces she makes while masturbating, and the noises of pleasure!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:41:40 2013 No.11146981 File: 431 KB, 1032x776, img055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146970 >furry Tomo is a girl!

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:42:54 2013 No.11146986

>>11146967
Lucky you then, that encroaching belly chub is going to block all sight to her vagina pretty soon.

>>11146979
A heavily-repressed girl like Youmu has almost certainly had marshmallow dreams before.

She just goes through a period of heavy, uncomfortable bloating, before Myon gradually diffuses out through her pores, in a process not entirely dissimilar to budding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:45:24 2013 No.11147002 >>11146986 >Myon gradually diffuses out through her pores I want to rub my dick all over this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:47:39 2013 No.11147011 >>11146980 Stop, you're turning me on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:51:24 2013 No.11147033 >>11147002 It wouldn't really work. I imagine it'd be like a cool haze spreading out from her body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:52:39 2013 No.11147040 >>11146980 The sound of girls masturbating is the most erotic thing there is to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:58:25 2013 No.11147079 >>11147040 Especially Youmu! If she gets really into it, I bet she'd sound like a squeaky toy. And I'd tease her by carrying around a squeaky dog toy and squeezing it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:58:25 2013 No.11147080 >>11147040 That's cute, anon. What's your favorite part?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 01:59:39 2013 No.11147091 >>11147080 The sound of when they first put a finger in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:00:24 2013 No.11147100 File: 271 KB, 1000x1271, 23706881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11147080 Her penis

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sun Jul 7 02:06:10 2013 No.11147150 youmu doesn't masturbate

Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:11:39 2013 No.11147183
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>>11147150
Yes she does, and she's a self-squirter! She always needs extra towels when giving herself the ol' two-finger bean-flick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:11:39 2013 No.11147181 >>11147091 I'm usually shy but this thread has really gotten me in the mood and I want to audio record myself masturbating now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:13:25 2013 No.11147189 >>11147181 Record yourself eating a bunch of burgers instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:13:55 2013 No.11147191 >>11147100 I don't see a penis

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:14:39 2013 No.11147194 File: 217 KB, 640x480, 24509402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11147191 Sheäs hiding it with her hands, dork

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:15:54 2013 No.11147198 >>11147189 Yeah I'd rather have this The internet is already full of sluts masturbating

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:17:24 2013 No.11147206 >>11147194 Hmmm, really? Must be small then. I guess futa Youmu WOULD have a small, throbbing, blood-and-cum filled wiener. After all, her breasts are tiny and pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:38:54 2013 No.11147297 >>11146860 well, this is embarassing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 02:43:24 2013 No.11147306 >>11147189 That would just make him look like an Andy Warhol ripoff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 03:01:54 2013 No.11147389 File: 506 KB, 621x868, 45kg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no chubNEET qt3.14 gf

>>	(´・ω・`) !DoLLFaGERs!!2JFIQGtvKGO Sun Jul 7 03:14:39 2013 No.11147408 >>11146850 h-hi /jp/, p-please try yourbest today!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 09:38:54 2013 No.11148226 File: 147 KB, 770x980, 1b08eaebee8967e6d7d39b4c4d93aaf4d12b65bc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 09:41:54 2013 No.11148233 >>11148226 What is mom doing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 10:22:22 2013 No.11148321 File: 518 KB, 1032x628, 568567867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146902 Why are you calling Nagatoro a bitch? She is love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 10:50:07 2013 No.11148378 File: 84 KB, 1280x720, 1366666994918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] any fast metabolism otaku here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 11:16:23 2013 No.11148444 >>11148378 I consider myself to have a fast metabolism. I always start sweating a lot after I eat food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 11:20:07 2013 No.11148448 >>11148378 I have a fast metabolism, but my posture is so awful that I have jelly rolls when I sit down. It's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 11:23:53 2013 No.11148454 >>11148378 5'7" and 90lb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 12:25:08 2013 No.11148610 File: 476 KB, 820x615, 9e08cfa682f5fe75a395c15a0bea19b9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11146986 please post more psychosexual touhou

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 12:43:07 2013 No.11148672 >>11148454 are you a girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 12:47:53 2013 No.11148689 File: 460 KB, 1000x750, gehrazcheck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11148672 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 12:54:22 2013 No.11148708 >>11148689 that desk looks fucking nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 12:54:22 2013 No.11148709 >>11148689 that doesn't matter, you are my girlfriend now

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 12:57:07 2013 No.11148713 >>11148610 What does that even mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 19:04:54 2013 No.11150256 >>11148713 You tell us

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