/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What exactly are the job qualifications to work as a maid at Scarlett Devil Mansion?

[Anonymous No.]

None if you are a fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11146301
Or a goblin

[Anonymous No.]

The fairies are pretty useless. So you won't need any skill.

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>>11146290
What a cute picture. I want to be their shounen maid Kuro-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck Sakuya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11146304
Their skill is a willingness to work for no compensation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11146307
you're hired

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>>11146290

Official Scarlett Devil Mansion meido qualifications requirements:

1 Beat China's ass whenever she sleeps on the job
2 Chase after Flan whenever she goes on a rampage
3 Be able to take a streetlamp pole to the face in the said chase
4 Be able to kill humans, cut them up, and prepare them as meals and/or snacks for Flan and Remi
5 Be good at throwing knives to kill any slutty shrine maiden and witch thieves that try to invade the mansion
6 Be able to clean up 100+ dildos and vibrators that Flan and Remi use on a daily basis
7 Clean up the mess after Flan and Remi's mutual, 69, menstrual blood drinking sessions
8 Go buy Flan new toys whenever she breaks her old toys (after 15 seconds from being bought)
⑨ Send out invitations to Cirno and Rumia to come over for Scarlett Devil Mansion orgies
10 Make sure Flan is ready for her nightly 2AM appointments
11 Be able to make tea for tea time
12 Be able to preform CPR when patchy has a heart attack for being so fat and/or when her anemia acts up
13 Be able to clean cum stains out of the carpet from when Koakuma returns from her nightly succubus raids and comes back to the mansion dripping cum out of her pussy all over the floor as she heads up to bed
14 Go on missing persons searches for Rin Satsuki
15 Must be open to having Futa magic used on you so Remi can make you have a cock and then suck it
16 Must be willing to get cut in half by Japanese samurai swords when you become a playable character and a ghost girl gets mad and comes after you to kill you

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a maid for some /jp/sie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11146290
Time manipulation. Sakuya is pretty much doing all the maid stuff on her own. Don't mention the fairies either because I can remember reading that they are useless.

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>>11146290
Being human scums you are, all of you are qualified to be food and blood supplies.

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>>11146480
>10

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>>11146303
But hobgoblins are not maids, but living furniture.

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>>11148560

He probably meant goblin as in oni, baka.

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>>11148560
And rapists.

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>>11146482
Are you sure, dude? Fantasy is one thing, scrubbing floors and cleaning toilets is another.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna know as well.
I want to be Remilia's personal servant.
I want to help her and make her life better in any way possible.

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>>11146290
to be pretty like patchouli

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>>11152151
Not sure about that but I would personally give Remilia all the blood (and semen) that she wants.

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>>11152151
Would you lick her anus clean after she's taken a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

You must be able to put certain things out of your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Real butlers don't work for brats like Remilia.

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>>11153114
>bra
L-Lewd...

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>>11153114
>>11153119
great story thanks for posting

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could give Remilia a dicking.

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>>11153119
sauce? pls respond.

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>>11153334

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>>11153366TOP LEL

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>>11152958
Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

someone just got told