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Why is /jp/ so boring today?

>> No.11139810

I think the milk I just had in my cereal was bad since I suddenly have the runs

>> No.11139809

Why are you so boring?

>> No.11139816
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>>11139810
>2011+2
>drinking cow cum
ishiggydiggy

>> No.11139823

There was a good thread about cumming earlier but some faggot /q/ueer decided to shit it up and start talking about homo crap.

>> No.11139833

/jp/ is usually pretty boring.

>> No.11139831

Because your here XD

>> No.11139836

>>11139816
What's wrong with milk, faggot? It's good for. Who cares what you think, you probably drink Mountain Dew all day and fap to Chinese cartoons.

>> No.11139843

>>11139810
Was the milk a little sour? Keep it refrigerated if your place is warm, anon-san.

>> No.11139852
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>>11139810
Epic story, man. You probably live an incredible life.

>> No.11139855

>>11139836
>It's good for.
Good for what? Calves?

>drink Mountain Dew
I don't drink soda or sugary drinks period.

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I wonder if condensed milk will work great for figure bukkake.

>> No.11139875 [DELETED] 

>>11139871
being with a vowel*

>> No.11139870

>>11139855
It's good for you.
typo

>> No.11139871

>>11139852
That should actually say "my brethren." "Thy" and "thine" are both incorrect as they are 2nd person possessive pronouns, basically "your" and "yours." Even if you meant to say, "your brethren," it would still be incorrect to say "thine," as "brethren" does not being with a vowel; you would need to say "thy" instead. Regardless the correct rendering of what is meant would simply be "my brethren."

>> No.11139879

>>11139860
Don't do it. That sweet shit will attract ants and other pests if you don't clean them properly. Just use your penis milk.

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>>11139879
>penis milk
>penis
B-but! I don't have one...

>> No.11139900

>>11139894
Are you a little gril?

>> No.11139905
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Because all the /q/ueerboys killed /jp/.

They will get bored eventually and move back to /v9k/feels. Even if they are trying to convince themselves to stay in /jp/ to give themselves an identity.

Janny will kill himself soon, too. So that's a bonus.

>> No.11139910

>>11139900
I'm a tall girl. ;_;

I know some guys find it attractive but it's difficult finding a cute guy taller than me...

>> No.11139913

>>11139910
You don't need a taller guy! Why not a cute shota?

>> No.11139920

>>11139910
I'm 6'5" bby post some pics for me qt3.14.

>> No.11139921
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>wanting to be a little girl
>wanting to be bullied
>wanting to be cummed on
I'm working towards my dream. The /jp/ dream~

>> No.11139923

>>11139913
I 'dated' a cute 16 year old for a while but I stopped when I realised it could get me in trouble...

>> No.11139926

>>11139923
>16 years old
Too fucking old! I don't think you got what I meant...

>> No.11139931

>>11139923
did you kiss??

>> No.11139936

>>11139803
Because everyone turned alpha and have jobs and go to a good college.

>> No.11139938

>>11139923
Reported to the FBI.

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>>11139942
I'm sorry, here is the unadulterated one.

>> No.11139942

>>11139921
Please delete that horrible image.

>> No.11139947
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>posting in /jp/

>> No.11139948

>>11139945
Please delete that horrible image.

>> No.11139954

>>11139926
Explain?

>>11139931
A little, it was only for like 2 weeks.

>> No.11139955

>>11139921
How dare you do that to Tenko-chan!

>> No.11139956

>>11139921
Sometime I dress up in a schoolgirl uniform when I'm alone. I would make and eat crepes, pretending to be a schoolgirl.

>> No.11139960

>>11139948
I'm sorry, I deleted the image already. Aren't you glad?

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>>11139921

>> No.11139965

>>11139956
That's cute, what kind of uniform is it?

We could pretend together and be classmates.

>> No.11139973

>>11139965
it would probably end in gay sex

>> No.11139978

>>11139965
It's a black seifuku with red scarf. I think white would be cuter though.

>>11139973
No sex! Pure girls don't to sex!

>> No.11139981
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>>11139964
I loev tenshii.

>> No.11139979

well im playing lol atm so thats prolly why xD
what about u otakos? :P

>> No.11139985

>>11139981
STOP!! DELETE THIS

>> No.11139988

>>11139973
>>>/lgbt/

>>11139978
Black is one of my favorites, just behind dark green. Could you link me to where you bought it please? It's important for classmates to have matching uniforms.

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>>11139955

>> No.11139989
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>>11139985
Just for you. *wink*

>> No.11139993

>>11139981
>>11139989
Dude.. I wouldn't like to be in your shoes when Tenshi will decide to get revenge.

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>>11139993
Don't worry, anon-chan. If you look closely enough, she is enjoying herself.

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>>11140000
Such a qt~

>> No.11140005

>>11140000
That's what she wants you to think. Poor anon, you're already slowly falling to her trap. It was fun knowing you.

>> No.11140007

>>11140003
I-is that you, cum bump musume?

>> No.11140010

>>11139988
I actually got it second-hand. I think that girl got it from lawrara or conomi, not sure.

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>>11140007
I'm glad you remembered.

>> No.11140016

>>11140013
You are my hero! Please keep up the good work.

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>>11139956
What are your favorite crepe filling or toppings? I like the standard strawberry slices with whipped cream.

>> No.11140023

>>11140018
lel mine is tomato ketchup with bacon, corn, and ham

>> No.11140027

>>11140018
I like chocolate syrup with banana and cream. Strawberry with cream is nice too!

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