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11132467 No.11132467[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Would you take Emilia's umbrella?

>> No.11132476

>>11132467
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll

>> No.11132477

Would you kindly fuck off?

>> No.11132493
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My shitty Walmart umbrella broke because it was raining so hard. The top literally bent in half so I was holding what was essentially half an umbrella. I was soaked for the entire day.

I hate Florida. Fuck this gay state.

>> No.11132499

>>11132493

Expensive umbrellas are best.

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>> No.11132505
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>>11132499
Expensive *anything* is best you fucking retard.

Do me a favor and never talk to me again. You're fucking dumb.

>> No.11132512

>>11132502
I wish my body looked like that, I'd wear aprons all the time.

>> No.11132513

>>11132499
Expensive umbrellas are just as bad and you can't replace them as easily. If anything, they break more. You should never buy an expensive umbrella.

>> No.11132515

>>11132505

Wrong again, retard.

Two $2 1-liter bottles of detergent are better than one $5 2-liter bottle of detergent.

>> No.11132520

>>11132513

>If anything, they break more

As an avid umbrella user, you're completely wrong. Obviously you can shop like a doofus and end up with an umbrella that is both expensive and weak, but the strongest umbrellas are expensive. Do your research.

>> No.11132526

>>11132515
But what if you only need to use 1/2 as much of the $5 brand?

Yeah. What now

>> No.11132527

>>11132512
Work out while you browse /jp/

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>>11132515
Why the fuck didn't you just say 1 $4 2-liter bottle of detergent?

Were you trying to make it sound more complicated to sound smart you actual, literal autist?

>> No.11132536

>>11132530

The smaller bottles, despite being less expensive, are better.

Get FUCKED cumlord.

>> No.11132537

>>11132530
Go die of cirrhosis somewhere Trevshit, you're unwanted.

>> No.11132550

Is Trevor the board equivalent of a leech that attaches itself to anyone receiving more attention than itself?

He tried to convince everyone he was aaeru!bar!gigs, then niggy, now asuka/tohka/etc. spammer.

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>>11132520
The strongest umbrellas still get blown inside out from any significant wind. Plus they generally have more complex folding contraptions that can break through use.

>Do your research
My research has shown me that the cheapest umbrellas are the best and last the longest.

>> No.11132553

>>11132551

Stronger umbrellas withstand more wind. We know there's no such thing as an indestructible umbrella, autist.

>> No.11132562

>>11132553
No, they don't.

>> No.11132575

Sometimes I wish I lived in a place where it rained so I could carry an extra umbrella and give it to a loli if I saw her trapped in the rain. I also wish I lived in a place where you needed a jacket so I could give mine to a loli if she were cold.

>> No.11132592

>>11132553
You are full of shit.

>> No.11132597

>>11132550
He literally is this spammer.

>> No.11132628

>>11132597
He literally isn't you secondary

>> No.11132623
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>>11132550
........but he actually is all those people.

>> No.11132635

>>11132537
Please don't insult my boyfriend!

>> No.11132636

>>11132550
You don't understand the power of true autism.

This is only half of the TMacs Autism Aura.

>> No.11132643

>>11132575
I was actually in this exact position at a crosswalk today, but I realized how awkward and creepy it would be if I actually gave her my umbrella and then walked alongside her in the rain like an idiot, so I did nothing.

Felt like I saved 10 bucks, man.

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>>11132635
As if he would date you in the first place.

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>>11132467
So was she just carrying around an extra umbrella every time it rained in case she *accidentally* bumped into him so she could give it to him?

Is she psychotic?

>> No.11132698

>>11132628
Just by being on this board that makes me a primary source, pathetic.

>> No.11132734

yes, OP is ``trevor'' ;)

hello ``trevor'' ;)

>> No.11132756

>>11132734

LOL yes, hi trevor OP

*pokerface*

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