/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Yua made them for you...
Would you eat them?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't eat anything I haven't made myself. How do I know that restaurant didn't urinate in my food? What if that cake I had delivered was poisoned by one of my internet enemies? Who's to say this kawaii bishoujo didn't use margarine instead of butter, like a stupid amateur?

No thank you. My dogs can have these. And if they get theobromine poisoning, expect a call from my lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131566
You're going to give your dogs chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131566
These are actually valid complaints. That's why I never trust people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131579
It's fine if it's only a little. Like giving a toddler a few nips of brandy so he goes to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb bitch has batter on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131625
I'm gonna get my batter on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131632

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131566
How do you know that people haven't urinated on your raw ingredients?

[Anonymous No.]

I never really understood why artists put bits of food on the person's face/clothing while they're cooking. Have they never cooked in their life before? I can understand getting some on your clothing but having huge amounts of chocolate and whatnot on your face irritates it, causing you to clean it off before it gets hard and sticks to your skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131641
It's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131641
It's supposed to be cute in a clumsy way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131641
Same goes with the cum right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131641

[Anonymous No.]

I'll always eat free food unless it looks suspicious or is in the garbage or somewhere similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131661
You don't let that shit start drying up on your face. Aren't you meant to wipe it off a little bit before it dries up? That's what I do anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131641
But if we're talking about an electric whisk a child could easily fuck that up and get batter on their face.

[Anonymous No.]

What I don't get is when internet people set up PO boxes so their fans can send them things, then they happily eat and drink the snacks and beverages that anonymous strangers send. Whether they're home-made or packaged, aren't these people a little worried? They must have people who hate them, and it's no effort to ejaculate into one batch of cookies, or to add rat poison in one soda bottle.

[Unnamed Book-Reading Youkai !denX47.muQ!!XUU92Uht5OG No.]

>>11131731
They obviously don't actually consume the stuff. No one would be that naïve.
It's always safest to set up bitcoin addresses for stuff like that anyway.
You know, like this:
19eT6RruGPhoFwVKicyeUMB5UeNsDdwsaA

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131566
Why wouldn't you trust in Yua?
She's a miracle of the universe.

[Unnamed Book-Reading Youkai !denX47.muQ!!XUU92Uht5OG No.]

>>11131756
no. Rika's nose is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131749
On the Game Grumps, they drink the Ramoon that fans send them.

[Unnamed Book-Reading Youkai !denX47.muQ!!XUU92Uht5OG No.]

>>11131844
factory sealed package. safe.
and in the cases when it's not, people usually just buy duplicates and trash the originals

[Anonymous No.]

>>11131718
or just unexpectedly thick batter. I have a chocolate cookie recipe, and the first time I made it I underestimated how thick it was. Long story short, I turned on the mixer and then chocolate leaped to the walls, cabinets and floor in an instant.